Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Traditions Of Men ❯ Insight ( Chapter 2 )

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Here we have it! The long awaited *cough* second chapter! I actually enjoy writing like this, so if you like it, leme know, I could write more like this. Just so you know, I really couldn't think of anything funny enough to name Yotan, so I just went with what I had. I hope its okay. o.o yeah…
 
Thank you KD, Potato, Darke, Moi2 (Squared haha! I'm so clever), blithe, and sancta. Here is your answer!
potatofreak: you have such beautiful artwork! Draw more yojixaya smut! Muweaha! Poor 3D Yotan, no genitalia. That's just cruel! Oh, and I'll write you the ORGY if you draw me one X3
 
YojixAya
 
Traditions of Men: Insight
 
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“Ayan…”
 
“…”
 
“Ayaaan…”
 
“…”
 
“I know you're awake…”
 
“…”
 
“Don't make me bite you…”
 
“I'm going to kill you slowly and painfully if you don't shut up and go back to sleep…”
 
“But it's important…”
 
“No it's not.”
 
“Yes it is.”
 
“Go. To. Sleep.”
 
“No…”
 
“…”
 
“Ayan…”
 
“…”
 
“Ayan!!”
 
“…”
 
“I could sing if you want…”
 
“What do you want Yoji?”
 
“It's about your kitten…”
 
“My kitten?
 
“Ya know…your penis?”
 
“Yes I realize that, what's so pressing about it? Are you not satisfied?”
 
“No. I don't like his name.”
 
“…”
 
“Ayan?”
 
“I hate you.”
 
“I think you should rename him.”
 
“He hates you too.”
 
“No he doesn't.”
 
“Why does it matter that much?”
 
“Because it's your penis! It should be proud!”
 
“I'm not the one who named my penis Captain Spanky.”
 
“I was drunk.”
 
“So then you should rename…him.”
 
“I can't.”
 
“And why, prey tell, not?”
 
“Because it's against the rules.”
 
“What rules? Yoji you're naming a body part.”
 
“There are still rules!”
 
“Then if you can't rename him what are we having this conversation for?”
 
“There are…exceptions to the rule.”

”I still hate you.”
 
“Rename him!”

”No.”
 
“Why not?”
 
“Because, Captain, I happen to like his name thank you.”
 
“But…”
 
“No. Now let me sleep.”
 
“But Captain wants to play.”

”I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.”
 
“I wanna' play with my kittens.”
 
“Yoji…”
 
“Alright, alright fine…night Ayan.”
 
“Goodnight.”
 
“…”
 
“…”
 
“hee…”
 
“Yoji I swear if you-“
 
“You can not resist the Captain!!” And Yoji proceeded to play with his kittens all night long…