Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ lets protect the tent ❯ Lot’s of random acts of murder ( Chapter 3 )
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By: silver kitsune princess 
si, senyora, minasto so karosi taro mo manku koru si sonatu bi michibkurau?
*all atare*
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.04.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 265 | Status: Completed
si, senyora, minasto so karosi taro mo manku koru si sonatu bi michibkurau?
*all atare*
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.04.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 265 | Status: Completed
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Chapter One: Lot’s of random acts of murder
“So... Where are we going?” Mira asked for the umteenth time.
Lyn had long since tired of answering.
Isa didn’t know.
They were going that way to pick up provisions, because Lyn got this
grand idea to go on some journey and Mira said it was the only way out.
So...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we-” She couldn’t finish because she was whacked in the side
of the head with the broadside of *salesman voice* not one, but two
swords.
So now all was silent... or would have been if it weren’t for the city.
“Wow...” said Mira, suddenly recovered from being bludgeoned. “It’s...
it’s... a city!”
O_o “Um... Yes... I said we were going to Bulgar. Have you never seen a
city before?” Lyn asked.
-_- “There’s a new invention called sarcasm. Have you heard of it?”
-_-“Of course I have.”
“Well then. But I lived in a city fifty times bigger than this.”
-_- “Whatever. Just go do whatever and meet me back here in an hour,”
said Lyn, walking off to get provisions.
“Ok... I’m going to the inn, I need a beer,” said Isa.
That left Mira in the middle of a city full of people very easy to kill,
all alone. After realizing this last fact, she ran around yelling,
“HELP!! I AM LOST AN CANNOT FIND MY BEER!!!!”
After running around like this for a few minutes, she found it boring
and stopped.
Right in the middle of the street.
Where she almost got ran over by two horses.
“AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
!!!!!!!”
“Sorry, ma’am, but you would do well to get out of the road,” said the
first rider, who wore red armor.
“AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!
!!!!!!!”
“Ma’am?”
“God! Just go around whoever it is! I’m tired, my ass hurts, I want to
be able to ride my own horse instead of riding behind lover-boy here,
and- I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!” said a girl riding behind a
green-armored knight.
Mira recognized the voice. Mira dreaded the voice’s owner and wanted to
get away very quickly. “ISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!!
THEY’VE FOUND US!!!!!! AHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And so she took of running, but the girl jumped off the horse, and gave
pursuit, brandishing a sword as she went.
Both Isa and Lyn heard the commotion, and quickly went to see what the
idiot assassin had gotten herself into.
Mira, meanwhile, was running for her life, when she tripped over some
air and went down. And she would have died if...
Suddenly Isa burst out laughing. “Mia?! Is that you?! What the hell
are you wearing?!” and she started laughing again.
Mia turned red, both with embarrassment and rage, she had already been
tortured about her current attire by Isis.
She was wearing a black skirt with white trim with a long cut-thing down
the side. Her shirt was also black with white trim, long sleeved, and
looked like a freakishly short bath robe, tied with a silver sash about
her waist.
Isis ran up soon after. She was dressed much like Isa, only her cloak
was more crimson.
She glared. “Which of you two idiots got us here?!”
Mira ans Isa pointed at each other.
“Well, anyways, THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!! NOW I CAN MEET ELIWOOD
AND EPHIDEL AND ALL THE OTHER SEXY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!” and so she almost
drowned in a puddle of drool as she thought about said sexy bishies...
The two knights rode up. “Sorry about that, ladies, they’re mad, I
swear. If they’ve caused any trouble we’ll compensate for it...”
Mira had long ago taken the opportunity to escape, and Isa was starting
to enjoy the relative silence in Isis’ absence, so had also conveniently
disappeared. Which left Lyn to deal with everything.
Mira hid behind a tree in the middle of the square. So if Mia and Isis
were here then chances are that so was everyone else. And that didn’t
appeal to her very much. Though it would to Mia and Isis... just more
people to drive insane.
Isa was back at the bar, drinking.
Back to Lyn and the insane ones...
“So... I take it you know them?” Lyn asked.
Mia nodded. “They’re idiots.”
“Like you,” the red armored knight muttered.
“STICK A FORK UP YOUR ASS, DAMNED BASTARD!”
o.o “That was really uncalled for.”
“I know.” ^_^
“So... Does anyone know where they went?” Isis asked.
“Who?”
-_- “Who do you think?”
Mia looked around for a second. Then it clicked. “RUN CAN HIDE YOU BUT
CAN’T YOU- huh? Let me try that again... YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CANNOT-
Ah, screw it. DIE YOU IDIOTIC FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And she ran off to
kill Mira
O_O; “Does she always act like this?” Lyn asked.
“Yes,” Isis said.
“Ok, then.”
“I don’t know them,” Kent said, riding away.
“Um... Neither do I?” Sain said, going in the direction of the nearest
inn. How many people have Mia and Isis driven to the point of
alcoholism? Hard to say. But poor Sain. *cries for Sain*
Eventually somehow everyone caught up with mia and Mira’s bloody
what-might-have- been-a-corpse. How they did that while coming from
different directions and different starting points/times, I suppose it’s
possible but the all got their at the same time.
Mia was looking though the forest, and motioned for everyone to stop,
and shut up(aka the Finger).
“Bandits again. But finally something worth while that we can do,” she
said.
“BLOOD!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mira yelled, no longer
dead-ish looking, and ran off to kill them.
Sain and Kent watched her like this: O_O They were quite obviously
afraid of her. With good reason.
“Don’t worry, she’s like Dracula. She has an iron deficiency, or
something,” Lyn said.
“Um... What’s that?” Sain asked.
“No idea.”
“Oh. Do you suppose we aught to help?”
“Why not?”
And so everyone went to kill the bandits.
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Chapter One: Lot’s of random acts of murder
“So... Where are we going?” Mira asked for the umteenth time.
Lyn had long since tired of answering.
Isa didn’t know.
They were going that way to pick up provisions, because Lyn got this
grand idea to go on some journey and Mira said it was the only way out.
So...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we going?”
...
“Where are we-” She couldn’t finish because she was whacked in the side
of the head with the broadside of *salesman voice* not one, but two
swords.
So now all was silent... or would have been if it weren’t for the city.
“Wow...” said Mira, suddenly recovered from being bludgeoned. “It’s...
it’s... a city!”
O_o “Um... Yes... I said we were going to Bulgar. Have you never seen a
city before?” Lyn asked.
-_- “There’s a new invention called sarcasm. Have you heard of it?”
-_-“Of course I have.”
“Well then. But I lived in a city fifty times bigger than this.”
-_- “Whatever. Just go do whatever and meet me back here in an hour,”
said Lyn, walking off to get provisions.
“Ok... I’m going to the inn, I need a beer,” said Isa.
That left Mira in the middle of a city full of people very easy to kill,
all alone. After realizing this last fact, she ran around yelling,
“HELP!! I AM LOST AN CANNOT FIND MY BEER!!!!”
After running around like this for a few minutes, she found it boring
and stopped.
Right in the middle of the street.
Where she almost got ran over by two horses.
“AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
!!!!!!!”
“Sorry, ma’am, but you would do well to get out of the road,” said the
first rider, who wore red armor.
“AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!
!!!!!!!”
“Ma’am?”
“God! Just go around whoever it is! I’m tired, my ass hurts, I want to
be able to ride my own horse instead of riding behind lover-boy here,
and- I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!” said a girl riding behind a
green-armored knight.
Mira recognized the voice. Mira dreaded the voice’s owner and wanted to
get away very quickly. “ISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!!
THEY’VE FOUND US!!!!!! AHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And so she took of running, but the girl jumped off the horse, and gave
pursuit, brandishing a sword as she went.
Both Isa and Lyn heard the commotion, and quickly went to see what the
idiot assassin had gotten herself into.
Mira, meanwhile, was running for her life, when she tripped over some
air and went down. And she would have died if...
Suddenly Isa burst out laughing. “Mia?! Is that you?! What the hell
are you wearing?!” and she started laughing again.
Mia turned red, both with embarrassment and rage, she had already been
tortured about her current attire by Isis.
She was wearing a black skirt with white trim with a long cut-thing down
the side. Her shirt was also black with white trim, long sleeved, and
looked like a freakishly short bath robe, tied with a silver sash about
her waist.
Isis ran up soon after. She was dressed much like Isa, only her cloak
was more crimson.
She glared. “Which of you two idiots got us here?!”
Mira ans Isa pointed at each other.
“Well, anyways, THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!! NOW I CAN MEET ELIWOOD
AND EPHIDEL AND ALL THE OTHER SEXY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!” and so she almost
drowned in a puddle of drool as she thought about said sexy bishies...
The two knights rode up. “Sorry about that, ladies, they’re mad, I
swear. If they’ve caused any trouble we’ll compensate for it...”
Mira had long ago taken the opportunity to escape, and Isa was starting
to enjoy the relative silence in Isis’ absence, so had also conveniently
disappeared. Which left Lyn to deal with everything.
Mira hid behind a tree in the middle of the square. So if Mia and Isis
were here then chances are that so was everyone else. And that didn’t
appeal to her very much. Though it would to Mia and Isis... just more
people to drive insane.
Isa was back at the bar, drinking.
Back to Lyn and the insane ones...
“So... I take it you know them?” Lyn asked.
Mia nodded. “They’re idiots.”
“Like you,” the red armored knight muttered.
“STICK A FORK UP YOUR ASS, DAMNED BASTARD!”
o.o “That was really uncalled for.”
“I know.” ^_^
“So... Does anyone know where they went?” Isis asked.
“Who?”
-_- “Who do you think?”
Mia looked around for a second. Then it clicked. “RUN CAN HIDE YOU BUT
CAN’T YOU- huh? Let me try that again... YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CANNOT-
Ah, screw it. DIE YOU IDIOTIC FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And she ran off to
kill Mira
O_O; “Does she always act like this?” Lyn asked.
“Yes,” Isis said.
“Ok, then.”
“I don’t know them,” Kent said, riding away.
“Um... Neither do I?” Sain said, going in the direction of the nearest
inn. How many people have Mia and Isis driven to the point of
alcoholism? Hard to say. But poor Sain. *cries for Sain*
Eventually somehow everyone caught up with mia and Mira’s bloody
what-might-have- been-a-corpse. How they did that while coming from
different directions and different starting points/times, I suppose it’s
possible but the all got their at the same time.
Mia was looking though the forest, and motioned for everyone to stop,
and shut up(aka the Finger).
“Bandits again. But finally something worth while that we can do,” she
said.
“BLOOD!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mira yelled, no longer
dead-ish looking, and ran off to kill them.
Sain and Kent watched her like this: O_O They were quite obviously
afraid of her. With good reason.
“Don’t worry, she’s like Dracula. She has an iron deficiency, or
something,” Lyn said.
“Um... What’s that?” Sain asked.
“No idea.”
“Oh. Do you suppose we aught to help?”
“Why not?”
And so everyone went to kill the bandits.