Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cliches ❯ Lemons ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh.

(The above is a cliché disclaimer.)

I might make this a series. Any good clichés to do?

This is as an apology. I am going to be gone all weekend, so I am going to be late updating most or all of my stories. I will get them done as soon as I can when I get back, however. And ch. 13 of DYDOM is up. I think a lot of people were unable to access it earlier because of ff.net being annoying. Enjoy.

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Yu-gi-oh Chiches: What They Would Say

Cliché: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade: Yugi Moto

When life attempts to give Aibou lemons, defeat it in a duel and make it give him burgers instead. Then Penalty Game it: Yami

When life gives you lemons, say thank you: Ryou

When life gives you lemons, take the opportunity to knife it and steal its purse: Bakura

When life gives you lemons, glare and send a flunky for coffee: Seto Kaiba

When life gives you lemons, have one of your Nii-sama's flunkies make lemonade and use it to blackmail him into spending the day with you: Mokuba Kaiba

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in its eye: Joey

When life gives you lemons, serve lemonade at the party you throw your friends to celebrate you getting the lead in the upcoming dance recital: Tea

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people and laugh: Tristan

When life gives you lemons, have your grandson make you lemonade because you are obviously old and feeble since you must be going to die soon, if he needs the puzzle as "a memorial of Grandpa": Solomon

When life gives you lemons, mind control it and make it give you a motorcycle: Malik Ishtar

When life gives you lemons, kill it. Mmmm, blood: Marik

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade for Malik-sama: Rishid Ishtar

When life gives you lemons, already have the juicer revved up: Isis Ishtar

When life gives you lemons, have a random admirer make lemonade for you: Mai Valentine

When life gives you lemons, read its mind and have the perfect counter set up: Pegasus

When life gives you lemons, become a dirty cheater: Bandit Keith

When life gives you lemons, go jump in a lake: Mako Tsunami

When life gives a person you admire lemons, attempt to discredit the lemons by defeating them in a duel televised worldwide. And get your ass kicked: Duke Devlin

When life gives you lemons, squeeze out the juice and admire the insects that come to eat it: Weevil Underwood

When life gives you lemons, attempt to stomp all over them: Rex Raptor

When life gives you lemons, use your psychic powers to make lemonade for your brothers: Espa Roba

When life gives you lemons, try to destroy the world: All of the Doom Organization