Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ Gonna Take A Flight For Free ( Chapter 5 )

RC: I feel all crappy; I damaged my finger now I have to use my left hand to write T_T.

Joey: ... It's only a finger.

RC: What! IT'S NOT JUST A FINGER, IT'S MY FINGER, AND YOU WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT ME! *multiple blood vessels burst*

Joey: ... What about the actual TV show?

RC: O_O THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

Cops: Arrest this man for public disturbance

RC: I'LL GET YOU JOEY!!!

***1 hour later***

Joey: RC's lawyers tell me to start the show. So... now, the show! ^_^

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Narrator: The gang's just got $1000 and they're wondering what to do with it.

Yami: Let's buy 10 $100 bills!

Ryou: See Yami, that wouldn't solve anything.  We'd still have $1000

Yami: Ok then. 100 $10 bills! ^_^

Bakura: *staring at Ryou* I could've killed him! But NOOOO!

Joey: Well, we could get drunk!

Yugi: One, we're under-aged. Two, No one would pass me off as an 18 year old. I look like a ten year old and I'm in high school for crying out loud! Three, Yami wouldn't be aloud in!

Yami: Why? T_T

Yugi: Kaiba's bar is the only bar in town!

Joey: ... We all wouldn't be able to go in anyway! This sucks T_T

Yugi: That's another obvious point…

Tea: Well, why don't we split up?

Ryou: Who'll get to hold on to the money?

Bakura: Ooo, I will!!!

Tea: Bakura, we went over this before, you can't be trusted.

Joey: Yea, like that time we asked you to get us that new cell phone, you can back with 50 pounds of chocolate…

Bakura: … It wasn't chocolate… It was pure evil…

Yami: Wow… I ate one and it tasted like chocolate to me?

Bakura: SHUT UP FOOL!!! O_O

Others: …

Yami: Do I have to…

Bakura: -_-` *sigh* Why bother… I'll introduce you to Mr.Knife later.

Yami: A new friend! ^_^

Joey: Hey! Let's talk to that obscene man in a dark robe that nobody seems suspicious about!

Others: ... ^_^ OK!

???: That's it! Come closer! Hehehe! *trips over robes* Oww! T_T

Yugi: *gasp* Are you ok?

Others: O_O *slowly back away*

Yugi: Aren't you going to help him?

Others: O_O *silence*

???: Hello! Help!

Yugi: *Lifts him up* Are you ok? *Lifts hood* O_O It's MARIK!

Marik: Ahh! Damn it! I mean... Hello Yugi!

Yugi: *nervous* Uhh... hi ^_^' *smiles unintentionally*

Marik: I see you still have the Millennium Puzzle! I'll do what ever I can and not be distracted to take that puzzle! I... O_O You have $1000! Can I help you spend it!

Yami: Sure! ^_^ The more the merrier!

Tea: Yami! He's trying to steal you and take your power!

Yami: Look at that face, is that the face of a madman!

Marik: *has a big evil smile and a cloud of darkness shrouds behind him*

Joey: *hack* *cough* Where did that cloud come from?

Bakura: Listen! You won't get the Millennium Puzzle!

Yugi: Wow, thanks Bakura! ^_^

Bakura: If anyone's going to steal it, it's gonna be me ^_^

Yugi: *backs away from Bakura slowly*

Joey: Hello! Guys! Money! A lot of it!

All: Oh Yeah!

Yugi: Really, what are we going to do with it?

Marik: I got it! Hire a spy to find out what Kaiba did!

Ryou: Uhh... Marik, how did you know that?

Marik: I really don't know.

Tea: Well that is a good idea.

Joey: No it's not, it's a terrible idea!

Marik: How?

Yugi: He's right; Kaiba has bodyguards all around the steps he takes!

Yami: Then let's do something like… Eat! ^_^

Joey: Yeah! We'll have the biggest meal ever! ^_^

Bakura: We're not going to waste it you fools!

Ryou: Let's just take a plane to Kaiba's secret company headquarters!

Bakura: Where would that be?

Ryou: CANADA! ^_^

Yami: YAY! Polar bears and igloos! ^_^

Marik: -_-` Fine spit all over my idea!

Yugi: First we have to get a plane.

-At the airport-

Tea: How did we get there so fast?

Yami: … Internet?

Marik: Hi, I'd like 7 Tickets to Canada! ^_^

Person: Sorry, I can't sell those anymore.

Marik: ¬_¬ Really? *Uses Millennium Rod*

Person: O_O 7 TICKETS MASTER! *gives tickets*

Marik: Thank You! ^_^

Person: O_O

Marik: … You are… YAMI!

Person: O_O

Marik: WOW! You should do stand up!

-At Coffee Stand-

Yugi: Yami, want a cappuccino?

Yami: O_O

Yugi: … Yami?

Announcement: FLIGHT TO CANADA NOW BOARDING!

Yugi: YAY! OFF TO CANADA!

Yami: O_O

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RC: YAY! THEY'RE GOING TO VISIT ME! ^_^ I'm so lonely in my basement… T_T What will happen on the plane? When will they get there? Will I wait at the airport for them… Nah!