Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ A Wonderful Time In Canada ( Chapter 7 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

RC: *whistling show tunes*

Marik: What are you so happy about?

RC: Marik, I know you might be late to the party. That already happened.

Marik: Oh... Well... Hmm

RC: What were you doing before that entrance?

Marik: ¬_¬ Well, *pulls out Millennium Rod*

RC: TOO BAD! ^_^

Marik: What!

RC: I have a millennium item too.

Marik: ... Sure you do.

RC: Look!

Marik: AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!

RC: Marik... I never took it out my -

Marik: O_O MY EYES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

RC: That sounds like something Yami would say.

Marik: *gasp* O_O HOW! DARE! YOU!

RC: O_O Uh oh! LETSSTARTTHESTORYNOW!

Marik: ... Damn. T_T

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Narrator: The gang has just entered Canada.

Bakura: Ooh, Marik said a bad word.

Ryou: ... Don't start this again -_-`

Kaiba: Yami, got my luggage?

Yami: *struggling to lift 5 suitcases* Yes! ^_^ AHHH! *falls over* Oww.

Kaiba: O_O NO! MY SUITCASE PROTECTORS! HOW DARE YOU!!!

Yugi: Kaiba, leave him alone!

Kaiba: T_T But those were 5 dollars each...

Mokuba: Come on Seto, I WANNA SEE THE IGLOOS!!!

Kaiba: OKOKOK!!!!

Ryou: Well, isn't this a small happening.

Bakura: What do you mean?

Ryou: Well, we have no idea what we're going to do here.

Yami: Of course we do, we're gonna sneak into Kaiba's HQ, and...

Kaiba: Did I hear my name?

Yami: O_O Uhh... no!

Kaiba: Ok

Yami: Phew.

Kaiba: WHAT!

Yami: NOTHING!!!

Kaiba: ...

Yugi: Ok, Yami! NO MORE TAKLING!!!

Yami: ...

Yugi: Well?

Yami: I don't know how I can answer that?

Yugi: ... never mind

Marik: *Looking out the window* HEY A POLAR BEAR!!!

All: WOW!!!

Marik: Hey, where's my Yami?

Yami Marik: *mauling and stabbing a polar bear* Hey guys, FREE GENUINE COATS FOR EVERYONE!!! ^_^

All: YAY!!! ^_^

Joey: Hey, It's that Canadian hockey guy who likes Molson Beer! Hey Mr. Berry!

Don Cherry: That's Cherry

Joey: Whatever, can I be in your commercial?

Don Cherry: Sure

Joey: Finally, my life long dream has come true... Beer Beer Beer Bubbaba Beer Beer Beer ^_^

Tea: Cool, sled dogs! Can I have a try Mr. Eskimo?

Yugi: Tea... You're talking to a statue

Tea: ... You talk to Yami.

(///RC: Ooooo BURN!!!\\\)

Yugi: T_T THAT HURTS INSIDE!!!

Mokuba: Seto? Why are we still inside?

Kaiba: I don't know?

Ryou: Hey look, an exit sign!

Bakura: ... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE!!!

Ryou: Let's not fight. ^_^

Bakura: I gotta stop putting stuff in his tea!

Tea: Did I hear my name?

Bakura: Trust me... NO!

Tea: Hey look, an exit sign!

Bakura: Grrr.

Kaiba: Uh oh, customs. Ok follow my lead!

Customs agent: Passports please!

Kaiba: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!

Customs agent: No...

Kaiba: I'M SETO KAIBA!!!

Customs agent: So?

???: Kaiba, we have no bad things, that won't work here!

Kaiba: AHHHH! O_O WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE TASER!

???: It's just me!

Kaiba: ... Who?

Customs agent: Passport please

???: *stares at agent* They're with me too.

Customs agent: Ok, please pass.

Yami: *stares at agent*

Customs agent: Sir, Don't make me strip search you, please. I BEG OF YOU!!! I HAVE A WIFE!!! *cries*

Yami: ... O_O I didn't even Mind Crush him yet. ¬_¬ I'm good!

Yugi: Come on!

---Outside---

Tea: Who are you?

???: I'm RC!!

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mokuba: What is it Seto?

Kaiba: I wanted to be he richest one here... T_T

RC: Kaiba... I'm not rich

Kaiba: YAY!!! ^_^

RC: *sigh* Hurry up and get in!

Yugi: What

RC: The Porsche, DON'T SCUFF THE SEATS!!!

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RC: YAY, I'm in the fanfic!!!

Yugi: Who are you talking too?

RC: What are you doing in the Authors note corner?

Yugi: I'm not, I'm in the Porsche!

RC: ... Whatever!