Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ Joey Tea Ryou and Tristan? ( Chapter 10 )

RC: *gasp* It's Kaiba! O_O

Kaiba: How dare you take my little brother away from me! I'll sue your ass for

custody!

Mokuba: But Seto, I -

Kaiba: Not now, jerkass!

RC: You're on!

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In court

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Kaiba: *holding a 50 page document entitled “My accident”*

Baliff: All rise for the all powerful Judge Master, Judge-Man!

RC: O_O You got a monster to be a part of the court!

Kaiba: No, it's the name of the judge master.

RC: Oh…

*to be continued*

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Narrator: We see Joey Tea and Ryou walking through Downtown… wherever that is.

Joey, Tea and Ryou

Joey: …

Tea: …

Ryou: …

Joey: You know what I just realized?

Ryou: What?

Joey: Pokemon contains subliminal messaging…

(///RC: My god, they've gotten so boring I have to relive that memory. -_-\\\)

Tea: Joey, just stop. Pokemon is cool enough as it is without you messing it up.

Ryou: How do you like little furry things that kill each other so much? It's like Pikmin.

you know it's a cult right.

Joey: … I'm scared now T_T

Tea: Shouldn't we look for the others.

Ryou: We should, but I could care less with Bakura's second film coming out.

Joey: Bakura: I wonder what ever happened to him…

Ryou: …

Tea: Umm Joey, your lack of knowledge is dropping the ratings and the story is no longer

funny.

*Tristan appears*

Joey: O_O Oh no! It's my one of my best friends!

Tristan: *holding a money bag*

Tea: Umm, Tristan.

Tristan: I wouldn't normally ask this, cause I'm evil and undead and all but…

Ryou: You're undead?

Tristan: Yea… Boating Mishap.

Ryou: Why are you evil anyways?

Tristan: Wait… BAKURA!!!

Tea: Great job Ryou, you mad him evil again.

Tristan: Ryou is Bakura right?

Ryou: *gone*

Tristan: HE MUST DIE!!! *runs away*

Tea: … Umm, shouldn't we follow him?

Joey: Why help him, he'll only get richer.

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Where Ryou is

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Ryou: I hope he didn't notice I left… *pant*

Tristan: I can smell his fear… hehehe.

Ryou: O_O Oh why didn't Yugi convince me into taking to negotiation lessons… Wait…

Tristan: *pointing at Ryou* I'll kill you!!!

Ryou: What are you going to do… poke my eyes out?

Tristan: WHAT!!! Damn those censors…. Oh well. *shoots Ryou in the arm*

Ryou: Owww!!! X_x What the hell!!!

Tristan: Now for the glancing blow…

Joey: Hey I'm in the story again… *gasp* Ryou's in trouble!!!

Tea: Umm Joey… how do you know that?

Joey: He's right over there.

Tea: Well, that's convenient.

Ryou: O_O Who'd think I would be the first to get shot… I though it would be Yugi.

Tristan: You know, that was my plan.

Ryou: T_T Oh, that shows commitment.

Joey: Tristan stop!!!

Tristan: Huh! *runs away awkwardly*

Tea: Why is everything so awkward…?

Joey It makes no sense…

Tea: Damn you RC for making this story socially awkward! T_T

Ryou: Hello!!! The one who's bleeding!!!

Joey: Hi Ryou! ^_^

Ryou: T_T

Tea: *calling 911* Hello, my friend got shot… Okay thanks.

Joey: Who was that?

Tea: 911… They'll be here in 45 minutes or less or it's free

Ryou: T_T Yay…

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RC: Well… That took a lot of will power to say I was socially awkward… *looking at a ripped in half finger trap* O_O*curls into fetal position* so… much… evil…