Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ I DARE YOU! ❯ Go Jump Off A Cliff ( Chapter 2 )

Amy: -grin- HIYA! WELCOME BACK TOOOOOOOOOO-…

Audience: I DARE YOU!

Amy: YEAH!

Seto: -sitting next to Amy in tight black pants and a matching tank top with ripped sleeves- …

Amy: ^^ So, who do we send up now, Audience?

Skie: -holds up sign-

Audience: ANZU!

Anzu: -giggles, bouncing up on stage-

Amy: -gag-

Anzu: -decides she wants to sit on Seto's lap, does so-

Phiona: -eyes are glowing red, rips Anzu off Seto's lap- BAD BITCH!! SIT!!

Anzu: 0.0 -sits in pink leather chair-

Phiona: ^^ -pets Seto's head and gives him a candy bar before sitting down again-

Amy: -gags again- Well… Phiona… Gimme dare…

Phiona: -twirling letter opener between fingers, hands Amy letter-

Amy:

Anzu,

I DARE YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!! DIE BITCH DIE!!

Bakura's Baby

Phiona: -dewy eyes- My hero…

Anzu: Calling me a bitch isn't very friendship…ly…ish…

Seto: -eating candy bar, rolls eyes-

Minna: Like we care?

Anzu: Yes?

Amy: … … -whaps her- rightio, I think we have a conveniently placed cliff near by. -pushes button, Anzu disappears. Pushes another button, and the screen behind her lights up-

Anzu: -standing on the side of a cliff, teetering on the edge- YAAAAAAAAAA!! I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!! I STILL HAVE TO SEDUCE SO MANY BOYS!!!!

Random Bird: -drops one on Anzu's head-

Anzu: STUPID BIRD!!! -falls off cliff into a sea of Anzu Haters-

Amy: 0.o -staring at what Anzu Haters are doing to her- Sick...

Audience: -puking-

Phiona: ^^ Gee, I wish I could be there…

Amy: Yeah, you alone…

Skie & Calli: -nodnod-

Seto: -staring horrified at some of the events going on with the Anzu Haters- You let them get away with that??

Amy: Only if it's some one I don't like. Such as Anzu. SKIE!!

Skie: ^^ -click-

A/N: Please try not to do self insertion dares. I don't do those. And sorry Anzu-likers, I am not an Anzu-liker. Actually, I dispise Anzu. REVIEW! BE NICE!