Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Office Supplies ❯ Clicky Pens, Sticky Notes, and Staples ( Chapter 1 )

Akio- ^-^ Hi! This is just a random fic I wrote, and I hope you enjoy it! ^-^

Oh, and before we go on...

Yugi- Light Side

Yami- Dark Side

Ryou- Light Side

Bakura- Dark Side

Marik- Light Side*

Malik- Dark Side*

** Many people may argue with this, but I'm not going by the Japanese names. I'm going by the version where Marik is the Light Side. Although in this version, we don't know Yami Marik as anything but Marik, I'm going to call him Marik.. Which is Marik's Japanese name. @-@ Never mind. Marik is light, Malik is dark.

Disclaimer- I do not own YGO, SO ON W/ THE FIC!

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Yami- CLICKY PEN!!

Yugi- *sweat drop* Um... Yami? I kinda need my pen so I can do my school report...

Yami- *looks at Yugi, then the pen, then Yugi, and then the pen* NO WAY! THIS IS MY CLICKY PEN!

Yugi- Yami! I need my pen! This is a really important paper!

Yami- Well, why don't you use that what-cha-ma-call-it over there? *points at the computer*

Yugi- - -# Because you broke it last week when someone outbid you on Neopets. (don't own!)

Yami- I wanted that toy sail boat.

Yugi- *rolls eyes* Anyways, I need my pen.

Yami- NOOOOO!! CLICKY IS MINE!

Yugi- ...Clicky...? Yami! You didn't name my pen.. did you?

Yami- ...So what if I did?

Yugi- - -() Sometimes I wonder about you...

Yanu- Hmph. C'mon Clicky! Let's go get some ice cream.

Yugi- (_ _#) Yami, "Clicky" doesn't eat.

Yami- *gasp* You starve Clicky?! Yugi! I would have thought better of you! C'mon Clicky, we don't need this guys! *leaves*

(At Ryou and Bakura's house)

Ryou- Bakura! Have you seen my sticky notes? Bakura? C'mon! I need you to help me find them! I've gotta mark some places in my English book with them!

Bakura- *sneaking up behind Ryou and "Jaws" music is playing (don't own "Jaws")*

Ryou- Bakura! Where are you?!

Bakura- *right behind Ryou*

Ryou- BAKURA! WHERE ARE YOU!?

Bakura- ROAR! *jumps on Ryou and puts a sticky note on his hikari's head* Hiya, Ryou!

Ryou- *collapses under Bakura's weight* Oof! Yami, didn't I tell you to go on a diet?

Bakura- ..No. And I'm not Yami.

Ryou- - -# I didn't mean you were the pharaoh.

Bakura- The soon ex-pharaoh.

Ryou- Whatever. Now, get up. ..My leg's going numb.

Bakura- *gets up*

Ryou- ..What does the sticky note say? *peels it off his forehead*

Sticky Note- ^-^ I like pie!

Ryou- (- -#) Should have know it would say something stupid. Hey, Bakura, where's the rest of my sticky notes?

Bakura- Um...

Ryou- Well?

Bakura- *sheepishly* Follow me.. *leads Ryou into Bakura's room*

Ryou- O O Oh my goodness... *sees that the room is covered in sticky notes* YOU WASTED ALL OF MY STICKY NOTES?!

Bakura- ...No... I redecorated?

Ryou- *firmly* You wasted them. Now I have to get some more and the closest place to get them is at the drug store that's ten minutes away! *almost ripping his hair out* Do you know how much home work I have?!

Bakura- *only heard the drug store part* Drug store?! Ryou! I would have thought better of you!

Ryou- - -# Not that kind of drug store.

Bakura- Then what kind is it?!

Ryou- The kind that sells random stuff and fills prescriptions for medicine for people who are sick.

Bakura- Ooooooooohhh... ^-^ Get me some sticky notes too!

Ryou- - -# Ok. Bye. Oh, and don't play with the blender or the stove while I'm gone, please?

Bakura- IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET IT GO!?

Ryou- *leaves*

Bakura- *mutters*

(At Marik and Malik's house)

Malik- Hikari, what's this? *holds something up*

Marik- *glances up from his work... hey! Are those blue prints to KaibaCorp?!* That 's a stapler.

Malik- Oooooo........ Aaaaaahhhhhh.... What does it do?

Marik-... It's easier to show than to explain. *staples a couple of sheets of paper together*

Malik- O O Cool... *idea* *evil grin* >:)

Marik- Uh, oh...

(About ten minutes later)

Marik- HELP ME!! *stapled to the wall*

Malik- Muhahahaha!

Isis- *walks in* What's going on here? And why is my brother stapled to the wall?

Malik- Um... We're playing a game?

Marik- No we're no-

Malik- *tapes Marik's mouth shut with a roll of duct tape he pulled out of no where*

Isis- *raises an eyebrow* What game is this exactly?

Malik- ... Staple Marik to the wall and then Tape his mouth shut?

Isis- oh. ^-^ Ok!

Marik- T.T

Malik- *thinking* Whew, I didn't think that would work.

Isis- Can I play?

Malik- *shrugs* Sure.

Isis- >:) Good..

Malik- *gulp*

(Another ten minutes later...)

Malik- *now stapled to the wall and has his mouth duct taped shut* T.T

Marik- ^-^

Isis- *walks out whistling*

Malik and Marik- O O!!! *have the "NO-WAIT-COME-BACK!!" look on their faces*

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Will Bakura get more sticky notes? Will Marik and Malik get off the wall? Will Ryou get all of his homework done? Will Yugi get his report done (I'm thinking not...)? And what's Yami going with Yami? Find out next time on: Office Supplies! ^-^ Please R&R! I'll update when I get... One review. lol Or whenever I have the time. ^-^ Cya ya'll later!

-Akio