Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Psychotic Duel Monsters! ❯ Leisure Fitness and ASAP! ( Chapter 2 )

Helteage: Chapter 2!

DragonTamerMage: Welcome back!!

Hiyami: To the torture of the Duel Monsters!

Helteage: I do not own Yugioh or a Psychiatric Ward.

Also to answer someone's question, I have no idea. I was wondering that myself and the lady told us that she couldn't help because it was a test.

DTM: Hope you enjoy!

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Nicknames of the Duel Monsters:

Dark Magician-Tori

Girl Magician-Terri

Celtic Guardian-Celtic

Mystical Elf-Mystic

Gaia the Fierce Knight-Gaia

Water Omotics-Aqua

Grave Robber-Klepto

Bickuri Box-Jack

The Cheerful Coffin-Manic

Witch's Apprentice-Renti

Lady of Faith-Faith

Queen's Double-Queen

D. Human-Dragoon

Musician King-Rock

Bistro Butcher-Assin

Little Swordsman of Aile-Tiny

Masked Sorcerer-Kaser

White Magical Hat-Magic

Protector of the Throne-Crystal

Soul Release-Spirit

Change of Heart-Mage

^Some may not be used^

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Gaia: What do we have next, Celtic?

Celtic Guardian: Leisure Fitness?

Lady of Faith: What is Leisure Fitness?

Niwatari: I don't gave a damn what it is! I want food! When's lunch?

Nurse: After your group. At noon. Now get going. It's the fifth door on the left.

Water Omotics: And what do we do there?

Nurse: You go on trips but today you play a game.

Bistro Butcher: Do we get to play with knives?

Nurse: No! You are "Under the Clock" for that exact reason! Get going!

All: *head to their group room*

CJ: Welcome all! Everyone calls me CJ!

Celtic Guardian: *whispers to Gaia* At least it ain't CG....

Girl Magician: Why does everyone call you CJ?

CJ: Because my names Cocaine Jane! (AN: My mom's ex husband named his dog Cocaine Jane, CJ for short.) *holds out a bag with white powder* Want some?

All: O.O

Joe and Bob: *enter* You were warned Jane *drag CJ out of the room*

Gaia: That was odd...

Summoned Skull: *enters and looks dazed from all of the sedatives he was given* Hey *sits next to Celtic* I love you man

Celtic Guardian: O.O *moves away from the Summoned Skull*

Witch's Apprentice: *laughs*

Gyakutenno Megami: Has anyone noticed that there isn't a teacher? We can escape!

All: *runs to the door which closes*

Summoned Skull: *chases Celtic*

Celtic Guardian: *runs away from Summoned Skull and into the door*

Summoned Skull: *trips over Celtic*

Nurse: *opens the door and stares at the two on the ground*

Celtic Guardian: X.X

Summoned Skull: *.*

Nurse: *blows a whistle*

Celtic Guardian: *gets up and into seat*

Summoned Skull: ^.^ I love you Celtic!

Celtic Guardian: Lock me up lady please!

Nurse: No. Today we're going to play ASAP!

All: What? ?_?

Nurse: Celtic, roll the dice.

Celtic Guardian: What the hell is a dice?

Nurse: *holds up the dice*

Celtic Guardian: Ookkaayy *takes the dice and throws them at the Nurse*

Nurse: Not like that. *tosses the dice properly* Like that

Celtic Guardian: Okay. I think I get it. *tosses the dice*

Nurse: Now move the green pawn forward three spaces.

Celtic Guardian: *does what she says* (AN: I don't know the order of the categories so I'll just put them in) Animals?

Nurse: Now when I hold up a card with a letter on it you yell out the first animal that comes to mind that's name starts with that letter. Get it?

All: yes

Nurse: Okay! *holds up a card with a "Y" on it*

Gaia: Yami!

Summoned Skull: Yo-Yo!

Niwatari: Pork!

Girl Magician: Emu!

Nurse: *anime fall* I don't think you all got the concept. During this turn, you pick an ANIMAL whose name starts with a "Y". Understand?

All: *nod*

Nurse: Okay! Begin! *holds up the card with a letter "Y" on it again*

Gaia: Yugi!

Celtic Guardian: Yam!

Summoned Skull: Celtic!

Girl Magician: hmmmm.......how about a Yak!

Nurse: Terri gets it! Roll the dice dear.

Girl Magician: *Rolls the dice and gets a 1*

Nurse: Now move the purple pawn one place

Girl Magician: *does as directed* Band

Nurse: Now this turn you name a band that's name starts with the same letter as on the card. Ready? *holds up a card with an "L" on it*

Summoned Skull: I know I know! It's an L!

Nurse: Yes but you have to name a band/singer with the name that starts with an L

Celtic Guardian: Let's see....Gorillaz!

Nurse: That starts with a G, Celtic

Celtic Guardian: There's a G in my name

Niwatari: Lasagna!

Nurse: Niwatari, that's a food.

Girl Magician: Ludacris!

Nurse: Good Job! Roll Again!

Girl Magician: *rolls* Six *moves her pawn six places* Tools

Nurse: *holds up a card that starts with a "W"*

Gaia: Wench!

All: O.O

Nurse: I think you mean 'wrench', Gaia

Gaia: No, I meant wench! *pulls out a picture of Tea* Wench!

All except Nurse: *laugh*

Nurse: That is quite enough! No picking on other patients!

All except Nurse: *Laugh harder*

Nurse: You'll all be stuck with me all day if you do not start behaving!

All: O.O *get quiet*

Nurse: Good! Now. *looks at the clock* It's time for lunch! Head to the Dining Room!

Niwatari: Yay! Lunch!

All except Nurse: *stampede out of the room*

Nurse: *trampled on* X.X

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Helteage: Well?

DTM: What do you all think?

Hiyami: If you have any ideas, let us know! You'll get credit and if you want to be in it review and tell us what you want to be (i.e. patient, nurse, teacher) and your name.

Helteage: I would like to note that I am NOT picking on anyone who was once in the Psychiatric Ward because I was and I know how that is. Please do not take this the wrong way. If you are offended by this, let me know and I will remove it.

DTM: R&R!