Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Randomness ❯ Chapter 1
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By: doki doki 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 10.24.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 10.24.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
A/N: Hello... Hm, my first fanfic posted here at Mediaminer.org. ^_^ I'm so happy. Please review and tell me what more I can add. I'll be so motivated to keep going if you people review too, so please do so? ^_^ You're not required to, but I sure would like some... ;_;
Malik: I'm bored. Someone do something! Entertain me, mind-slaves! ENTERTAIN ME! *shakes fist*
Marik: I'm not your slave, freaky Egyptian rave-dancer! *backhand slaps Malik* Rave dance for me! RAVE DANCE, SLAVE, RAVE DANCE.
Malik: *rave dances* ;_;
Marik: You call that rave dancing?! I CAN DO BETTER! SWING THOSE GLOWSTICKS!! SWING 'EM !
Malik: OMG, GERMS!!! *screams and claws at the glowsticks* THEY'VE COME TO CONTAMINATE ME!! CONTAMINAAATE!!
Bakura: I'm hungry. FEED ME, RYOU!
Marik: Ryou's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.
Malik: I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERLY DEPENDANT ON RYOU.
Bakura: No, I'm not I'm just.. hungry.
Malik: Like a hippo?
Bakura: No. Like a cow.
Malik: Cows are stupid and contaminated with germs. Eeuw BEEF. It even rhymes with... the stupid, dirty Pharoah, Atemu/Yami...eef!
Bakura: ....
Ryou: Hey guys, what's up?
Bakura: *whiny voice* Ryou, I'm hungry. Feed me-
Ryou: NYAH?!?!?! AAGUHANUGHHH!! THEY'RE CLIMBING ALL OVER ME! GET THEM OFF!! GET THEM OFF!! *falls to the ground, writhing*
Malik: OMG! YOU CAN SEE THEM, TOO!?!?
Ryou: WHAT?! YES!! SEE THEM!? THEY'RE ... THEY'RE...
Malik: ...MELTING OUT THE WALLS!!
Ryou: ...OOZING DOWN THE CRACKS IN THE WINDOWS!!
Malik: ... STEALING OUR PANTS!!
Ryou: So you CAN see them!! I KNEW THAT PSYCHIATRIST WAS WRONG!! He said I'd have to go to the nut house, but they're wrong! THEY'RE ALL WRONG !!
Bakura: o.o
Malik: Actually, no, I can't see them. I was just making stuff up. o.o
Bakura: *cough*Crazy!*cough*
Malik: *cough*Nutcase!*cough*
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOO! I'M NOT CRAZY!! I'M NOT A NUTCASE!! STOP STARING AT ME!! *sobs and curls up in a little ball*
Bakura: Still.. hungry... T_T
Yami: *walks by* Hello, tomb robber, tomb keeper, insane psycho dude who wants to kill everyone, and fluffy bunny Ryou.
Ryou: *froths at the mouth* GET THEM OFF ME!! *claws at the ground*
Yami: o_o *backs away from Ryou*
Malik: What are you doing here, Pharaoh? Have you come to become my mind-slave after all? :D
Yami: No. I'm walking my chickens.
Chickens: Bawk bawk. *attacks Malik*
Malik: NOOOO!! IT'S JUST LIKE IN MY DREAM!! HEEELP! AAAUGH!
Ryou: Oh, hello, Yami.
Yami: Um... Are you oka-
Marik: Beep. *makes machine whirring sounds* Hello. You have ONE message.
Ryou: YES! Play it for me!
Marik: *Malik's voice* I- *static*- OVERLY DEPENDANT- Beep. I'm sorry, you have run out of tape.
Ryou: *falls to his knees* NOOOO! Darn Blue-Light special Walmart phone tapes! Cost is cheap, but quality stinks! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Bakura: Aren't there any small, fluffy animals around here that I could eat?
Yami: You mean like Ryou?
Bakura: No. He's not small enough. Believe me- I tried.
Yami: O_o;
Chickens: Bawk bawk bawkaaaw!
Malik: MY EYES! THEY'RE PECKING OUT MY EYES!
Yugi: *walks by* Hey, everyone.
Bakura: *stares at Yugi* ....
Yugi: *stares back* ....
Bakura: *smirks and blinks* ...Yes, he is small enou-
Yugi: I WIN! *steals Bakura's Millennium Ring and runs away*
Bakura: MY RING! *grabs Marik and wields him like a javelin* Give it back, you short, fluffy, eatable weirdo, lest you feel the wrath of BAKUKUKURA!
Marik: o_o I'm afraid of being pointy. ;_;
Yugi: But... I WON FAIR AND SQUARE! O_O
Bakura: GRAAAAAH!! *throws Marik*
Marik: AAIIEEEE! *accidentally eats the Millennium Ring and lands on his face three feet away from Yugi* x_x
Bakura: *dramatically falls to his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: YUGI! Are you okay?
Yugi: *cry* He ate my ring! ;_;
Marik: *gets up* Mm, tastes like chicken. ^_^
Chickens: BAWKAAAW?!?! *shoots laser beams out its eyes at Marik*
Marik: AAIIIEEEE! *dodge* I-I .. uh... didn't... *silence*
Chickens: .... *silence*
Marik: *points in a random direction* .... He did it! *runs away*
Chickens: BAWKAAAW! *shoots more laser beams at Marik and accidentally hits KFC*
Yugi: NOO! NOT KFC!
Bakura: NOOOO! FOOD!?!? FOOD THAT IS CONVENIENTLY PLACED WHERE IT IS EASY TO REACH?!?! All DEAD?! I WILL KILL YOU, MARIK! *takes out a fish*
Marik: o_o; eep.
Chickens: Bawk bawk <3 *hugs Marik*
Marik: O_o; Yami, call them off!! T_T WHY ARE THEY HUGGING ME?!? I don't... I don't swing that way! x_x;;;
Yami: I think it's because you killed KFC. o_o;
Bakura: *pummels Marik with his fish* DIE, DIE, YOU FIEND!
Yugi: GIVE ME BACK MY MILLENNIUM RING! *takes out another fish*
Marik: *screams and hides in a hole* o_o;;
Chickens: *fries Bakura and Yugi with their laser eye vision*
Bakura: X_X
Yugi: X_X
Malik: Ring? Like... ringworm? EEEEEWWW. GERMS!! *hyperventilates and starts washing his hands obsessively* GERMS! GERMS! EVERYWHERE!
Ryou: Malik, I think you're overreacting. C'mon, take a deep breath.... *takes a deep breath* Then slowly exhale. *exhales slowly*
Malik: *takes a deep breath*
Bakura: *stands next to Malik* Hey, Malik, what's up?! *cough wheeze hack gag sneeze*
Malik: NYUAGHHH!! *gags and falls to the ground*
Ryou: o_O Now that wasn't nice, Bakura. T_T
Bakura: They're flying in the air, Ryou. They want to get into your lungs. HOLD YOUR BREATH, BEFORE THEY GET IN!
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT THEM AGAIN!! *holds his breath*
Yami: o_o *pokes Malik's body with a stick* I believe he's unconscious.
Malik: x.x
Ryou: *passes out* x.x
Marik: *walks by and trips on Ryou's body* X_X Ow.
Yami: Where are my chickens?
Marik: I ate them all. Mm, tastes like chicken.
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOO!
Yami: NOOOOOOOOO!
What will happen? Will Bakura ever get his food to eat? And what about the Millennium Ring? Will they ever get it out of Marik's body, and will Malik and Ryou ever wake up from their unconscious state? Please review, and I'll upload Chapter 2 soon. ^^
Malik: I'm bored. Someone do something! Entertain me, mind-slaves! ENTERTAIN ME! *shakes fist*
Marik: I'm not your slave, freaky Egyptian rave-dancer! *backhand slaps Malik* Rave dance for me! RAVE DANCE, SLAVE, RAVE DANCE.
Malik: *rave dances* ;_;
Marik: You call that rave dancing?! I CAN DO BETTER! SWING THOSE GLOWSTICKS!! SWING 'EM !
Malik: OMG, GERMS!!! *screams and claws at the glowsticks* THEY'VE COME TO CONTAMINATE ME!! CONTAMINAAATE!!
Bakura: I'm hungry. FEED ME, RYOU!
Marik: Ryou's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.
Malik: I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERLY DEPENDANT ON RYOU.
Bakura: No, I'm not I'm just.. hungry.
Malik: Like a hippo?
Bakura: No. Like a cow.
Malik: Cows are stupid and contaminated with germs. Eeuw BEEF. It even rhymes with... the stupid, dirty Pharoah, Atemu/Yami...eef!
Bakura: ....
Ryou: Hey guys, what's up?
Bakura: *whiny voice* Ryou, I'm hungry. Feed me-
Ryou: NYAH?!?!?! AAGUHANUGHHH!! THEY'RE CLIMBING ALL OVER ME! GET THEM OFF!! GET THEM OFF!! *falls to the ground, writhing*
Malik: OMG! YOU CAN SEE THEM, TOO!?!?
Ryou: WHAT?! YES!! SEE THEM!? THEY'RE ... THEY'RE...
Malik: ...MELTING OUT THE WALLS!!
Ryou: ...OOZING DOWN THE CRACKS IN THE WINDOWS!!
Malik: ... STEALING OUR PANTS!!
Ryou: So you CAN see them!! I KNEW THAT PSYCHIATRIST WAS WRONG!! He said I'd have to go to the nut house, but they're wrong! THEY'RE ALL WRONG !!
Bakura: o.o
Malik: Actually, no, I can't see them. I was just making stuff up. o.o
Bakura: *cough*Crazy!*cough*
Malik: *cough*Nutcase!*cough*
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOO! I'M NOT CRAZY!! I'M NOT A NUTCASE!! STOP STARING AT ME!! *sobs and curls up in a little ball*
Bakura: Still.. hungry... T_T
Yami: *walks by* Hello, tomb robber, tomb keeper, insane psycho dude who wants to kill everyone, and fluffy bunny Ryou.
Ryou: *froths at the mouth* GET THEM OFF ME!! *claws at the ground*
Yami: o_o *backs away from Ryou*
Malik: What are you doing here, Pharaoh? Have you come to become my mind-slave after all? :D
Yami: No. I'm walking my chickens.
Chickens: Bawk bawk. *attacks Malik*
Malik: NOOOO!! IT'S JUST LIKE IN MY DREAM!! HEEELP! AAAUGH!
Ryou: Oh, hello, Yami.
Yami: Um... Are you oka-
Marik: Beep. *makes machine whirring sounds* Hello. You have ONE message.
Ryou: YES! Play it for me!
Marik: *Malik's voice* I- *static*- OVERLY DEPENDANT- Beep. I'm sorry, you have run out of tape.
Ryou: *falls to his knees* NOOOO! Darn Blue-Light special Walmart phone tapes! Cost is cheap, but quality stinks! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Bakura: Aren't there any small, fluffy animals around here that I could eat?
Yami: You mean like Ryou?
Bakura: No. He's not small enough. Believe me- I tried.
Yami: O_o;
Chickens: Bawk bawk bawkaaaw!
Malik: MY EYES! THEY'RE PECKING OUT MY EYES!
Yugi: *walks by* Hey, everyone.
Bakura: *stares at Yugi* ....
Yugi: *stares back* ....
Bakura: *smirks and blinks* ...Yes, he is small enou-
Yugi: I WIN! *steals Bakura's Millennium Ring and runs away*
Bakura: MY RING! *grabs Marik and wields him like a javelin* Give it back, you short, fluffy, eatable weirdo, lest you feel the wrath of BAKUKUKURA!
Marik: o_o I'm afraid of being pointy. ;_;
Yugi: But... I WON FAIR AND SQUARE! O_O
Bakura: GRAAAAAH!! *throws Marik*
Marik: AAIIEEEE! *accidentally eats the Millennium Ring and lands on his face three feet away from Yugi* x_x
Bakura: *dramatically falls to his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: YUGI! Are you okay?
Yugi: *cry* He ate my ring! ;_;
Marik: *gets up* Mm, tastes like chicken. ^_^
Chickens: BAWKAAAW?!?! *shoots laser beams out its eyes at Marik*
Marik: AAIIIEEEE! *dodge* I-I .. uh... didn't... *silence*
Chickens: .... *silence*
Marik: *points in a random direction* .... He did it! *runs away*
Chickens: BAWKAAAW! *shoots more laser beams at Marik and accidentally hits KFC*
Yugi: NOO! NOT KFC!
Bakura: NOOOO! FOOD!?!? FOOD THAT IS CONVENIENTLY PLACED WHERE IT IS EASY TO REACH?!?! All DEAD?! I WILL KILL YOU, MARIK! *takes out a fish*
Marik: o_o; eep.
Chickens: Bawk bawk <3 *hugs Marik*
Marik: O_o; Yami, call them off!! T_T WHY ARE THEY HUGGING ME?!? I don't... I don't swing that way! x_x;;;
Yami: I think it's because you killed KFC. o_o;
Bakura: *pummels Marik with his fish* DIE, DIE, YOU FIEND!
Yugi: GIVE ME BACK MY MILLENNIUM RING! *takes out another fish*
Marik: *screams and hides in a hole* o_o;;
Chickens: *fries Bakura and Yugi with their laser eye vision*
Bakura: X_X
Yugi: X_X
Malik: Ring? Like... ringworm? EEEEEWWW. GERMS!! *hyperventilates and starts washing his hands obsessively* GERMS! GERMS! EVERYWHERE!
Ryou: Malik, I think you're overreacting. C'mon, take a deep breath.... *takes a deep breath* Then slowly exhale. *exhales slowly*
Malik: *takes a deep breath*
Bakura: *stands next to Malik* Hey, Malik, what's up?! *cough wheeze hack gag sneeze*
Malik: NYUAGHHH!! *gags and falls to the ground*
Ryou: o_O Now that wasn't nice, Bakura. T_T
Bakura: They're flying in the air, Ryou. They want to get into your lungs. HOLD YOUR BREATH, BEFORE THEY GET IN!
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT THEM AGAIN!! *holds his breath*
Yami: o_o *pokes Malik's body with a stick* I believe he's unconscious.
Malik: x.x
Ryou: *passes out* x.x
Marik: *walks by and trips on Ryou's body* X_X Ow.
Yami: Where are my chickens?
Marik: I ate them all. Mm, tastes like chicken.
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOO!
Yami: NOOOOOOOOO!
What will happen? Will Bakura ever get his food to eat? And what about the Millennium Ring? Will they ever get it out of Marik's body, and will Malik and Ryou ever wake up from their unconscious state? Please review, and I'll upload Chapter 2 soon. ^^