Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Things you will NEVER hear or see Yami/Yuugi do! ❯ Chapter 2

Malik: Oh...so the game master Bel um Fal thinks he's cool because of his multicolored hair? Well 'Yami'...TAKE THIS! *is currently sitting in a salon, babbling to himself while he holds a scared hairdresser hostage*

Hairdresser: O.O...

Malik: DO IT!

Hairdresser: *nods faintly* *raises tube*



At the Next Meeting:

Yami: Prepare to go down!

Malik: Hah! *takes off his infamous purple hood*

Anzu,Jou, Honda: AHHH!

Yami: O.O;; Nana wa...?

Malik: *laughing insanely* Hah! Now I too shall be cool and admired by woman!

AN: *drools* What is he TALKING about? I think he's the hottest guy in Yu- Gi-Oh. *_*

Yami:....His hair...

Jou: It's....

Anzu: PINK, PURPLE, AND RED!

Malik: Mwa ha ha! Now I'm cooler than you!

Yami: *says it like he's placing a card, with the light in the background and his finger pointed at Malik* LAWSUIT ON YOUR ASS!

AN: Umm...I'm insane....I know....

Here Malik, have my millenium item...oh wait...Bakura wants it....so does Shadi? Erm...^^0

My name is Big n' Fat....

AN: Yami's real name (in the magna) is Bel um Fal, thats his Egyptian name, anyways. ^^v

Somehow I feel...that I'm older than I look...

*hugs Malik* Aww...your all soft n' squishy....^^

AN: NO, I don't like Yaoi. So don't take it that way.

Someday, I'll become a happy Butterfly, and then I will...

AN: From 'Butterfly' again. Sorry, but the line is too sappy. ^^

*blinks cutely* Yare yare, now where did I put that muffin mix for that cake I'm baking for Yami no Malik next time I see him?

AN: Yare, Yare = Something along the lines of 'Oh my or, oh dear'. ^^ Xellos da bishie mazoku says it all the ime in Slayers. ^^

Malik....your such a big poopie!

Malik: *starts bawling* WAH!

I call on the...Shining Friendship! My greatest monster in the deck!

AHHHHH! BARNEY! NOOOO!

Jou, you need to find a dueling monkey! *starts picking flees of his own back*

Why Hikaru of Magic Knight Rayearth is my total dream woman, of course! So cheery, and bouncy. Awww...*all dreamy*

*hugs Aidan* My kitty...^^

Lady Yami: MY KITTY!

Yami: MINE!

Lady Yami: MINE!

Yami: *starts crying*

AN: Aidan is my kitten! I jsut got him as a surprise for my birthday. *_* My kitty....

Aidan: Meow? *blink*

Lady Yami: *squezzes him* KAWAII!

Aidan: @_@ (oro)

Please Magic Knights, help save our world...*_* *appears floating in front of Mai, Anzu, and Tris's girl ( I forget her name ^^0) in Emeraude's frilly pink dress*

Anzu: You just have to ignore him when he gets like this, c'mon.

Mai: Fine.

Yami: *still floating while everyone walks away* *like Jabberjaw* No respect...nyuk nyuk nyuk....

GENAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN: Kenshin yelling at Kaoru's kidnapper. ^^

Kaiba: AH HA! I HAVE YOU BEAT!

Yami: *nervous* Be right back...

Kaiba: *voice over* What...does he have to go to the 'Little Duelist's Room' again? *hears stomping* What the....*looks up* AHHHHHHH!!!

Yami: *towering over Kaiba in Rayearth in Mashnin form* MWA HA HA! TOP THIS! Hikaru let me borrow him, after all she IS my dream woman....

Anzu: *starts crying*

Swing your partner round nad round, smash him into the ground....

AN: From an old bugs bunny cartoon. ^^

Seto: *in bandages from being stomped on by Rayearth* A HA! Once again, I have you beaten, Yugi!

Yami: *voice from the shadows* Not quite....*steps out*

Kaiba: What the...O.O;;

Yami: MWA HA HA! *dressed like Clef from Magic Knight Rayearth*

Kaiba: HUH? AHHHH!! * zoom in on Clef's staff closing in on Kaiba at max spped* *Kaiba dodges*

Yami: X| *concentrating very hard on trying to whack Kaiba from across the dueling platform with a giant version of Clef' staff*

Kaiba: *runs away*

Yami: GET BACK HERE! * chases into a dark hall where more bonking his heard off into the night*