Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yami's high ❯ anouther chappie FINNALY! ( Chapter 4 )

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Emily: "Hey you guys I'm back with another chappie!" < hit by oncoming bottles of livewire>

Yami Emily: " God. And you already know what the hell took us so long, so we don't have to explain. < Dodges large tomato> and today we have more special guests!!

Emily: "We'd also like to thank everyone who has reviewed! Maryann, Evil Inga and Evil Yami Inga, dogsruleW, Millenia, Setoluvr, and *Elizabeth*Marie*Rose*, dragonking, Dragon of Eternal ( D.O.E.), and. Yami Chibi Anzu, "

Yami Emily: "And also kulekid98 who e-mailed us!"

Yami: "I WILL AGAIN BE IN THE STORY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

< `Armageddon' plays in the background as Yami laughs hysterically>

Emily: "Rrrriiggttt… Also, the reviewers are a teensy weensy crazy...lets just say they stole some livewire from…Yami…

Yami: @_@

------------------------ (Screw this) - - - -

< Joey was still standing outside the Game Shop, in-between an overly happy Idiot, and a passed out midget>

Joey: *sigh. " What the hell am I gonna do…" < Jou looks at his feet and sees something> " Should I? I'm screwed anyway…"

< We see Jou from behind taking something up to his face…"

Joey: `Heh he he… friendship…"

< an hour later>

Yugi: ` huh…' < yugi opens his eyes and peers into another's>

Yugi: "AHHHHH!!!!!"

Yugi: " HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

< Anzu is holding onto Yugi in a tight hug.> ( EEEWWW! A fate worse then death!!)

Anzu: " YUGI IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!"

Yugi: " AHHHH!!!!"

Anzu: " I LOVE YOU YUGI! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!! YUGI IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP YEAAHHHHH!!!! IIII LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEE YYYUUUUGGGGIII!!!" < gives Yugi a big kiss on the lips> (long…hudge…shutter…)

Yugi: " Aakkkk…eerrrkkk…akkkk…AHHHH!!!" <Yugi practically has a heart attack and is suffocating from a tight hold on his lips>

Joey: (suddenly appears) " heehee…heeheee… IM A MATCH MAKER!! ALLLLLRRRIIIGGTTTTT!! YYYEEEAAAHHHH I'M LIKE FRIENDSHIP YEAH!!!" < takes big swig of live wire>

Yugi: < pass's out>

Joey: `heehee… I like Anzu...Heehee…' " ANZU IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!" <starts dancing with Anzu to barney song>

Joey: " I love you!"

Anzu: " You love me!"

Yugi < wakeing up> `huhh…All black… am I…' < opens eyes>

Joey + Anzu: "We're a happy fam-a-lee!!!"

Joey: "With a great big hug," < gives big hug>

Anzu: " And a kiss from me to you!!! < Slobbers on each other>

Yugi: " AHHH!! I AM dead! AND THIS TRULY IS HELL!"

Joey+ Anzu: "Wont-you-say- you- love-me-to!!" ^_^

Yugi < hits head on pole and blacks out>

Joey: " Iluv…an…zu…<soda wares off> AHHH!!!"

Anzu: "AHHH-ING IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP, YEAH FRIENDSHIP!"

Seto: <appears out of no where>

Joey: "AHH!! KAIBA WHAT THE HELL!"

Seto: " Oh. Its one of my new invent-"

Joey: " Oh shut UP Kaiba!"

Seto: <glares daggers>

Joey: "Well can you just help me here?" <Points head to a hugging Anzu>

Yami Chibi Anzu: <appears> "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" <takes out gigantic mallet> " EAT WOOD!!" < hits Tea on head> "MWAHAHAHA! Huh?"

Anzu: "WOOD IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP, FRIENDSHIP, YEAH FRIENDSHIP!"

Evil Inga and Evil Yami Inga: " She's not human!!! <Takes out sock> TRUST ME! THE FUZZY SOCK TOLD ME SO!!"

Anzu: " SOCKS ARE LIKE FRIENDSHIP, FRIENDSHIP, YEAH FRIENDSHIP!"

Hamtaro Princess: <dancing with ham ham's> "la la la la la, LALALA!" " Oh yeah! SETO!!!" < glomps seto>

Seto: "Gahh…ahh…kkk…"

Hamtaro Princess: "SETO IS SOO CUTE!"

Joey: "Hmph." < cross's arms and pouts> " Why can't I get crazy fan girls?"

Joeyrules: "You've got me!!"

Joey: "Exactly. I want COOL fan girls…"

Joeyrules: <falls down and disappears>

Yugi: <wakes up> "what the hell…"

Millenia: <appears in front of Yugi>

Yugi: "What!"

Millenia: < Is laughing hysterically but nothing comes out>

Yugi: `AHH! I'M DEAF!' < funs away screaming running into random trees and a pissed Dragon of Eternal>

Dragon of Eternal: "DDIIEEE ANNZUUU!!!" < takes out chainsaw>

Anzu: "hee..hee…DIEING IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIIP YEAH FRIENDSHIP!!

Dragon of Eternal: < corners Anzu> (A.N. in a corner. Duh.)

Anzu: "YEAH! D.O.E.'S BEING FRIENDLY!!"

Evil Inga and Evil yami Inga: < rips up sock excitingly> "YESSSS! SHES GONNA…SHES GONNA…"

Joey+ Seto: YESS! < Belly flop each other>

Everybody: O.O

Seto+Joey: "Huh?" < look at each other then themselves several times…> "AHHH!" <Try desperately to wipe off their cloths>

Dragon of Eternal: <raises chainsaw> " THIS IS WHERE YOU…"

Dragonking: "AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" < Points to T.V.> "AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Millenia: <randomly joins in mouth laughing> " ………….!!!"

Everybody" ^_^U < looks at T.V.>

Yami: < on T.v. and covered in bee's> " MWAHAHAHA!!! Me AND THE DOGS HAVE TAKEN OVER CHANNEL 8!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! NON-STOP LIVEWIRE AND PETAGREE COMERCIALS FOR ALL!!! < Takes swig of unlimited bottle of livewire>

All: -_-U

Millinea: <Points to T.V. and mouth screams>

Joey" "Huh? Do you here something?"

Yugi: <appears> WHAT DO YOU THINK! I'M DEAF!!"

Voice: "ssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEETTTTOOOO!!!"

Setoluvr: <closes in and tackles Seto>

Seto: "GAW!!"

Millenia: <shrugs> <randomly tackles Seto>

Seto: "Gah!!" <pass's out>

Joey: "grrrr…do you…"

Voice: " yyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYUUUGGGGIIII!!!"

<Yami runs up and tackles Yugi>

Millenia: < shrugs> <randomly tackles dragonking>

Joey: < eye twitch's>

Yugi: <still on ground> "Yami! I thought you were taking over random T.V. channels!"

Yami: " I *huff * ran out of *huff * Livewire!!"

Dragonking: < into ground> "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Yugi: <Points to picture of Maryann> " But she gave you an unlimited bottle!! What happened to that??"

Yami: "The *huff * damn *huff * cops took it…"

Yugi: "what? WHEN?"

Yami: "Right before they were * huff* trying to arrest me…"

All: < fall down comicly>

Dragon of eternal: < hands Yami bottle as sirens are heard>

Yami: "YAHOO!!"

Yugi: " D.o.e…"

<Sirens getting louder>

Yami: <smirks>

Yugi: " Yami?"

Yami: " you…look…like me…"

Yugi: "YAMI! YAMI YOU WOULDN'T!!"

Yami: <disappears into puzzle>

Yugi: "AHHH!!" <cops arrest Yugi>

Millenia: "………!!!"

Hamtaro Princess: "GO MY MINYINS!"

<ham hams grab Yugi's feet and play tug-of-war with the cops>

Yugi: " Do you *OW * Realize I'm not a *OW * Barbie? *OW!"

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Emily: " I did an extra long chappie `cause your all P.o.'d at me for not continuing!"

Yami Emily: " It…it…"

Yami: "SUCKED!!"

Emily: "HEY!"

Yami Emily: <smirks> " Exactly!"

Emily: "why did it suck?"

Yami Emily: "Too many guests!"

Yami: " And I was Barely in it at all!"

Yugi: " And the ham hams are practically killing me!!"

Emily: "Ahh, well. Tune in next 12 reviews (please?!?) to find out ` Will Yugi be pulled apart by ham hams? Will Joey EVER get glomped, and WHAT THE HELL HAPANED TO ANZU!!??"

Yami: (if this is reviewed) "Also, next time, we will have our special guests dogsruleW, *Elizabeth*Marie*Rose*, ( sorrz I didn't have time to add you. Don't hurt me!!) And (if this is reviewed…) the other reviewers (if any) who review!! ^_^

Yami Emily: " R+R! And remember, this is Yami Emily the maniac!"

Emily: " And this is Emily The authoress!" <scratches head> ` did I spell that right?'

Yami: " <holds up bottle> " And this is livewire!!"

I'm out.

Emily

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