Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yami's high ❯ Madyamisams 1-800-that-some-good-shit hotline! ( Chapter 5 )

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Emily: "Hey everybody, and I would like to welcome you to…. MY NEXT CHAPPIE!!!"

Yami Emily: < is holding bottle> " YAAAYYYY!!!!" ^_^ <collapses>

Emily: "Uhh….huh… well this beginning part was used in a note I wrote on here, but its called 2 birds with one stone!!!"

Yami Emily: " Like anyone cares…" < snaps fingers and disappears in cloud of smoke as Yami pops up, in oversized T-shirt>

Yami fan girls: <drool>

Yami: " WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING- < Emily hands Yami piece of paper>

Yami: " Ohh…" < clears throat as large gust of wind blows> < strikes heroic pose> " `Emily does not own thy show `Yu-gi-oh!' in any way or matter, but if she did, she would put the pharaoh in a big T-shirt every episode!!' < Looks at Emily questionably> "Okkk…"

Emily: " Well thank you for more then 400 hits, and the reviews!"

Yami: < nods> " And… < drum roll please> introducing… our new permanent characters…Dragon of Eternal!!…

< Dragon of Eternal runs in waving at audience>

< Marik suddenly stops cutting random things to look at DOE>

Yami: " Madyamisam…" < walks in waving>

Joey: <gasps> O___O <drools>

Emily: "and… joeysgal!!!"

< Joeysgal struts in getting huge reactions from the albino boys>

(Al…bino? Bakura: I'M NOT ALBINO!!!!)

Yami: "So those are our new permanent cast members! But that doesn't mean there won't be any other guest stars!"

Emily: "Yup!! I'm also taking a bit from CRANK HANKERS or whatever that show is called, so don't sue me!!!!!! Also, if you get offended by that one part I use, I'm really really sorry!!!!!!! <that was messed> Now moving on to the story!!

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<Whoa I did it this time!! Moving right along…>

Yami: <walking into living room in pajamas> Sigh… < looks around quickly>

< picks up phone> "heehee…I love doing this"

<dials random number>

rinnggg….

Random person: " Hello?"

Yami: < IN messed voice> "Hello I have…a…a…survey…Uhh question number one…do…do…you know…any slow or special people?"

Random person: " ummm… no…"

Yami: "Question NUMber FOUR!!! Do… you know…an-y slow or spec-ial peo-ple?"

Random person: "noooo…"

Yami: "Qustion number TEN!! DO you know an-ee slow or-"

< dial tone>

Yami: "SCREW YOU!!" ^_^ <thinks> "hmmm…I know!!! Hee…hee… I wonder what this would be…"

< Dials 1-800-that-some-good-shit> (madyamisam: ^_^)

Yugi: <walks into room> "Yammiii?? What are you doing!!"

Yami: "meep!" <drops phone and runs like hell>

Yugi: " oh…" <walks over to phone> "This is either a prank call or porno…"<puts phone to ear>

Voice over phone: " HELLO YUGI! I'M MADYAMISAM!!! DO YOU NEED THEROPY FOR YAMI?!?!"

Yugi: O.o

Madyamisam: "Helloooo?"

Yugi: "oo…k…."

Yami: < running into room carrying random dolls> " I am Captain bar-BEE!! I am captain bar-BEE!!!!"

Yugi: -_-U " what kind of therapy…"

Madyamisam: "I have a great livewire addiction program…"

Yugi: I don't think I can afford it…"

Yami: "EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH!" <bumps into random wall, and falls onto ground twitching>

Yugi: "…how about tomorrow…"

< Next day> (this is going fast…)

Yugi: < Standing in kitchen with a few other people> " Thanks Psycho, Liz…"

(Joeysgal_and Dragon of Eternal. Tell me if you want your screen names instead thou)

Liz: No problemo Yugi! Anything that we can do to help! And thanks for letting us bring these guys. < Holds up Marik >

Psycho: < holds up Yami Bakura who Frenchs her instantly>

Marik: < glomps Liz>

Everyone: O.o

Liz: ^_^

Psycho: "Riggghhhttt… But, uh, Yuge…we better get ready…"

Yugi: <gulps> "Yeah…"

< All put on big, bulky protective gear>

Liz: < looks at counter covered with now empty live wire bottles, with the contents poured down the sink>

Psycho: < puts on pitchers mask>

Yugi: < trying to keep his balance with all the padding on>

Marik: <whispering,> "alright…lets do this…" <takes out (millennium) Rod>

Everyone: o.O

Marik: "O-k…. <puts away> "no Rod then…"

Yami: <walks into Kitchen and goes to fridge, like seeing various people with Tupperware lids and pitchers masks doesn't faze him at all>

Bakura: "HEY PHAROAH!!"

Yami: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Bakura: "I still got it…"

Yami: "WE HAVE NO LIVEWIRE!!! <Grabs head> AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Yugi:< walks up slowly> "Ya-Yami…we…poured it all down the sink…"

Yami: ((O.O))

Yugi: "Yami?"

Yami: < in strange, calm voice> "You… what now?"

Phycho: "we…"

Yami: <sunk in> "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*COUGH* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeckk…AHHHHHHHH!"

< Starts hitting Marik with empty bottles>

Liz: <twitch>

Yugi: "YAMI! PLEASE!"

Yami: <stops suddenly and averts gaze to Yugi as eye twitches>

Yugi: O.O

Bakura: " AHHHHH! THAT'S IT!!!! <Hits Yami with random baseball bat>

All: O_O

Yami: @.@

Psycho: <glomps Bakura> <Smirks>

Yugi: "uhh…."

Psycho: < whispers something in Bakuras ear>

Bakura: <gets blank stare and starts drooling>

Yugi: "I DON'T want to know…"

<OUTSIDE>

All: <dragging yami to madyamisams therapy building>

Random people outside:< don't second glance once they see its Yami>

(Guess its not that unusual…)

Liz: " Alrighttt…I'm PRETY sure were here..." < looks up at giant sign with Madyamisam's head on it saying `I'm Madyamisam'>

All: -_-u

Bakura: "well its upfront…oh… and look…<points to sign> they've actually added a CATEGORY for Yami."

Schedule:

10:35- Bashing victims anonymous (story on ff.net)

11:35- one on one therapy

12:36- major addictions- (with major livewire therapy)

Psycho: "Well, lets…"

Seto: <shoves past> "Watch it!" <glares and walks into building>

All: O.O

Marik: <muttering to Liz> " I knew he was a drug addict…"

Emily: "YAY!!!! I FINISHED IT!!!!!" < celebrates by listening to Linkin Park>

Yami Emily: "Well… please read and review !!!"

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