Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ You wann ❯ Fun! lots o fun! ^_______^ ( Chapter 2 )

YoU wAnNa **** MaDoNnA!!

Chap.2

AN: this idea was created over the phone with lady_shinigami aka BigFatBirdWithNoLegs (I'm calling her lady_shin)it RPG over the phone ok!!! It's rated for language and other stuff! If you do not like yaoi then tuff!!!!!

Disclaimer: ^_^ I forgot it in first chap! ^_^0 don't sue me! Yugioh belongs to the guy who wrote it and I belong to me and lady_shin belongs to herself!

Yami m. : yah! I really wanna funk that slutty whore who's ugly and has a gape in her teeth! (^_^ sorry if your a Madonna fan! The gape annoys the hell out of me!) …. Actually I already fucked her! ^_^

Sheenagami : -_-0 yeah…. I believe you!

Bakura : * in background* fuck Ryou! It's only a stupid puny weak spider! * squishes spider* there! Probleme solved!

Ryou : ^_^ thank you Bakura! You saved my life! * walks out of kitchen into where Sheenagami is talking on the phone* you still talking to Malik?

Sheenagami : yah! …. Wait no! ^_^ it's Yami M.!

Yami. M : hey Ryou! Wanna come over and fuck tonight?!

Ryou : 0.o what? How many times do I have to say this! I'm straight!

Yami m. : *hears Malik fighting for his magnificent rod!* oh stop it stupid fucking partners!

Malik : *pouts* but she has my rod!

Lady_shin : *pouts* but he's hitting me with it!

Malik : *gets an idea* hey lady_shin what's that!

Lady_shin : *looks* what?

Malik : *pulls lady_shin's face closer and kisses her* that.. *grabs his rod and returns it to his pocket while lady_shin's dazed*

Malik : ^_^ got it back! Hey Yami! Can I talk to Ryou? Please! I wanna ask him something!

Yami. M : NO! Go up stairs and get undressed! I'll be up in a couple of minutes!

Malik : *pouts* but I don't wanna fuck tonight! I'm tiered! Plus you fuck too hard! It hurt sometimes!

Yami.M : too bad! Get up there!

Sheenagami : what's going on there?

Yami. M : Malik seems to not wanna fuck me tonight…. I guess I'll go over to Ryou house!

Malik : I wanna go too!^_^ please *does puppy dog eyes* pretty please!

Yami. M : fine….

Lady_shin : *bounces around* I'm going too! …. ^_^ vvrrrrrooooooommm!

Malik : did you eat the cookies on the counter?

Lady_shin : yup! ^_^

Malik : those had extreme amounts of sugar and some drugs!

Lady_shin : weeeeeeee!!!!!!! Drugs drugs drugs drugs! Sugar sugar sugar sugar!

Yami. M : shut up pet!

Malik and lady_shin : who me?

Yami.M : both of you!

Sheenagami : *pocks Ryou* can Yami, Malik, and lady_shin come over?

Ryou : sure! ^_^ *hears a knock on the door* I'll get it! *runs to get the door* *opens door*

Person : hi Ryou! You weren't at school today so I decided to bring you your homework! ^_^

Ryou : thanks Yugi ^_^

Sheenagami : some friend you are! Bringing him his homework! Baka!

Yugi : umm… who are you? Hi nice to meet you^_^ I'm Yugi!

Sheenagami: me too what a coincidence!

Yugi: wow my name is Yugi too@

Sheenagami: -_-0 you said that already! My real name is Sheenagami!

Lady_shin, Malik and Yami.M: *walk into Ryou house*

Lady_shin: NO! her is Sheeno!

Sheenagami: it's not Sheeno! It's S-h-e-e-n-a-g-a-m-I! Got baka atama?!

Lady_shin: no! the mascot for my cousins fencing team is a giant tomato that I named bob!

Malik: never eat those cookies again.. -_-0

Lady_shin: *pulls out cookie* *lights on fire* hey look every one! I'm smoking cookies! It's illegal drugs! Hehehe! ^0^

Sheenagami: oh go fuck Malik!

Lady_shin: hey don't sware in front of the tri colour haired kid!

Sheenagami: *in really high pitched voice* oh no! I cussed in front of a kid! Bad beet! *hit's self in head* I deserve a spanking! Ryou spank me!

Yugi: hey I'm not a little kid! I bet I've been fucked more times then you!

Lady_shin: yah right I've fucked at least a billon people!

Sheenagami: a billon? What's a billon?

Lady_shin: a billion! It's a typo!

Ryou: 0.o I don't want to spank you!

Sheenagami: 0.0 *stares at Ryou* you no your sexy! Here are some synonyms for sexy!: sexually appealing, inviting, naughty, etc.!

Lady_shin: OH SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID SYNS! Whoopee!

Yami.M: ummmm.. can we sit down?

Ryou: oh sorry I almost forgot my manners! Please every one come in! take a seat on the couch!

Everyone: ok! *heads over to couch* *sits down on couches*

Malik, yami m., lady_shin, Sheenagami, and Ryou: *sit on one couch*

Bakura: *sitting on single couch*

Yugi: *sits on a chair*

Yami: *comes out of puzzle* hello… so Bakura you busy tonight?

Yami m.: hey I'm here too!

Yami: oh.. sorry I didn't see you… so do you guys want to "go to bed"?

Yami m. and Bakura: sure.. o_~

Yami, Yami m., and Bakura: *walks of to bedroom*

Yugi: so what's your name? ^_^ *points to lady_shin*

Lady_shin: 0.0 pointing is rude! You're rude! Rude, rude, rude! *stands on couch* rude *points at Yugi*

Sheenagami: hey you're pointing too! *stands on couch too* rude girl!

Ryou: -_-0 sit down…. *hears various screams of pleasure* umm… 0.o I'll just turn up some music.. *walks over to radio and turns on music*

Music: may I have your attention please… May I have your attention pleases!….

Sheenagami: her name is lady_shin! ^_^

Yugi: oh! ^_^ *stands on couch too* this is fun!

Sheenagami, lady_shin, and Yugi: *sing to the song on*

Ryou: *looks at Malik* ^_^0

Malik: *looks at Ryou* ^_^ that looks fun! *joins "us" (us is the people singing)

Ryou: aw! What the heck?! *joins the other two hikari's and two girls*

A/N: yah… ummm…. Yah…. It will soon have a plot… be patient!