Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh: Christmas Party ❯ Belated: Merry Christmas! ( Chapter 16 )

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Gw: okay, I know alot of you are really pissed off because Yami won the war. . .

Yami: Who would be pissed off?

Gw: -_-;; those two *points to Bakura and Malik*

Bakura: *devising plan to kill Yami* We could always electrocute him.

Malik: but where would we get an electrical socket big enough to fit his head in?

Bakura/Malik: *hands on chin* hmmmmmmmm.. . . .

Yami: Oo,,

Gw: Aaaaannnyway, to compensate for Bakura's loss, a gift from Tea might be in order. .

Bakura: *perks up* Reaaaaaaaallly?

Yami: That is so unfair! Why is everyone mooching off my Tea?

Tea: your Tea?

Yami: uh. . . .

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About 7:00

*Everyone is ready to go*

Joey: *taking a step into the outside-world* *breathes in air* After spending a couple days without eating or sleeping, it really feels great to go outside. *turns around* I just wish they would let me back in!!!

Tristan: *from inside* Sorry bud, but if you were in here you'd eat the turkey. *Eats* which I have to say is so warm. .and succulent. . and *drools*

Joey: *cries* It's not fair!!!

Serenity: That was the best Christmas breakfast I've ever had!

Joey: *calls from outside* At least throw me some stuffing!!

Seto: Come on, someone let the dog back into the house. It's beginning to wake up the neighbors.

Yugi: *opens door*

Joey: *runs in the direction of food*

Yugi: *sigh* The thing that eats and eats and never poops.

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Tea: Bakura! I need to talk to you!

Bakura: *turns around*

Tea: *shyly walks up to him* well, I could tell you were really sad about Yami and I. . and I just want to-- Merry Christmas Bakura! *kisses him*

Bakura: O_O. . . .^_^

Tea: *breaks away* Just don`t tell Yami! *walks off*

Bakura:*dopey grin*

(an: kissing Malik, now Bakura? *cough* slut *cough*)

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Mai: *walks into kitchen to find Joey busily searching every last corner to find turkey*

Joey: Must. . .find. . .something. . .edible. . .

Mai: Oo;; uh Joey?

Joey: *snaps out of it* Oh hey Mai! I was just. . .cleaning up, yeah, that's wat I was doing!

Mai: *queer smile* Oh look! *points up*

Joey: *blushes* Mistletoe. . .

Mai: *blushes* and seeing that we're standing under it. . .we should. .ki--

Joey: *kisses her*

Mai: O_O. . . .JOEY!

Joey: *breaks away* What?

Mai: -_-;;; nevermind. . .*mumbling* gr, Joey has to make everything so unromantic!

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Seto: *walks out of The Stash* *talks to it* I'm sorry ladies, but I have a girlfriend now. . .and--and I can't associate with you anymore. *sigh* Goodbye. *locks door, throws away key*

Serenity: *sees him* Seto!

Seto: *jumps* Oh, hey Serenity!

Serenity: *grinning, give him a hug* You really do care about me!

Seto: Oo, How did you know about my stash?

Serenity: I sorta figured you were in it when you cussed me off. .

Seto: Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Serenity: ^_^ that's okay! *kisses him*

Seto: *blushing like mad*

Serenity: *breaks away* Seto, how cute! your blushing!

Seto: *blushing* I--well--uh--let's go downstairs, your going to have to get going soon.

Serenity: *takes him arm and both walk downstairs*

Ryou: *comes out of hiding, find key to porno stash* Mwahahaha! All for Ryou, all for Ryou. . .

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OUTSIDE.

Joey: *singing* Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is sure deligh-*gets a snowball thrown at him* HEY!

Yugi: *making more* MWAHAHAHA!

Joey: -_- really mature Yugi!

Yugi: *hurls another on at him*

Joey: ACK! *ducks*

Snowball: *flies into. . . . .Marik*

Yugi: *goes pale* Aw fudge. . .

Marik: *death glare* prepare to die little man!

Yugi: *runs away*

Marik: *throwing snowballs at him* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!! *suddenly another snowball hits him* Who the hell--

Isis: *waving at him with another snowball*

Marik: *runs away* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Giganto Snowball fight occurs*

Serenity: *throws one at Tea*

Tea: *falls over*

Yami: *holds her in his arms* Tea, will you make it?

Tea: Y-Yami. . .*passes out*

Yami: *screams to the heavens* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *Gets hit with snowball*

Bakura: *laughs at him*

Yami: *forgets about Tea* FACE MY WRATH!! *makes and throws big ol' snowball at Bakura*

Bakura: Eep! *runs away like a little girl*

Malik: *grabs him* get a hold of yourself soldier! *slaps him*

Bakura: *recovers* I just don't know what came over--Why the Hell did you slap me?

Malik: Oo;; uh *runs away*

Yami: *throwing more snowballs*

Bakura: *half runs after Malik, half runs away from Yami*

Seto: *hiding behind a tree* This is total chaos! *looks around* Oh my God where is Mokuba?!?!

Everyone: *freezes*

Bakura: Aw Damn! Not again!

Mokuba: *from out of nowhere* MEEEEEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS! *throws snowballs at everyone* (an: Major diss.)

Everyone: MOKUBA!

Tristan: *runs behind mound of snow*

Mound: *moves*

Tristan: GYAH!! *jumps out of the way*

Yugi: *pops out* Oh Gosh, is Marik still looking for me??

Tristan: OO. . .

Yugi: *Coughs up snow*

Isis: *throwing snowballs at helpless Marik* Take that! And that! If I ever see you throw anything at Ryou again I'll do the unspeakable to you!!

Marik: *begging for mercy* I'm sorry!! Spare me! *cowers into a little ball*

Isis: *looks like Grade-A maniac* Mwahaha!

Ryou: *blinks*

Tristan: *getting pummeled with snowballs* TIME OUT!!!

Everyone: *freezes*

Tristan: *shakes snow off* Could we please get out of this place?

Yami: *drops snowball (right on Bakura's face)* Oh yeah, I guess the adrenaline got to me.

(an: here is when the Christmas Special part pours in. . .)

*Everyone stops and heads away from Kaiba's mansion*

Mokuba: Wait!

Everyone: *turns around*

Joey: come on Mokuba, we are cold and we wanna go home!

Mokuba: *runs up to them* But--this has been the bestest Christmas ever and I think *innocently kicks the snow* I think we should do something to remember it. . .

*queer awkward silence*

Joey: *singing* silent night, holy *Tristan stuffs snow in his face*

Isis: fine Mokuba, we'll have one quick showtune--

Serenity: but that's it!

Mokuba: yay! ^__^!

Serenity/Isis: *singing*

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

It's the best time of the year!

Joey:

I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of cheer!

Yugi/Ryou:

have a holly jolly Christmas!

Seto:

and when you walk down the street,

Tristan:

Say hello to everyone you know, and everyone you meet!

Marik:

Hi ho, the mistletoe

Yami:

Hung where you can see

Bakura:

Under someone waits for you

Malik:

Kiss her once for me!!

Mai/Tea:

Have a holly jolly Christmas,

It's the best time of the year!

Mokuba:

Oh by golly have a holly jolly Christmas

This year!!

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Gw: blech! That was corny!

Bakura: just like all the friggin things you write!

Gw: *sticks tongue out*

Yami: can we go now? I've got a plane to catch with Tea in the Caribbean!

Tea: Who said we're going to the Caribbean?

Yami: Uh, *grabs her* bye, everyone!

Gw: *watching Tea and Yami run into the distance* Uh anyway, you guys can now go and read my other fic, which should be up right now! *waves* Bye!!

Mokuba: *evil grin* I don't think anyone's going anywhere without these! *hold's Yami's plane tickets* MWAHAHAHAA!