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YuGiOh Sports Day

Chapter 17: Football - Third Quarter

Aleuwolf: Yay! I got a new muse! Everybody, meet Demon, the Blue Crystal Wolf!

Demon: ^_______^

Snowfang: O_o Um, Aleu? Do you realize that your new muse is, um, BLUE?

Aleuwolf: Yes, he's a BLUE Crystal Wolf, what'd you expect?

Snowfang: But wolves aren't blue.

Aleuwolf: Demon is!

Stephwolf: ^_^ So cute! *huggles Demon*

Demon: ^_^ I love the attention.

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Mokuba: And the third quarter of the football game is about to begin!

Snowfang: -_-;; Oh joy.

Mokuba: Oh! Flash news bulletin! Tea is back!

Yami: But I thought I got rid of her for good!

Bakura: Shut up pharaoh. No one stays dead in YuGiOh. Heck, I've been killed lots of times, and I keep coming back!

Yami: *frowns* But you were never really dead.

Bakura: ...So?

Yami: -_-;;

Tea: *wheeled out on a moving dolly by a hospital nurse and is completely covered in bandages*

Nurse: *wearing earmuffs* Here's the girl, when she wasn't in a coma, she was reciting HORRIBLE friendship speeches! THE HORROR!!!

Yami: Um, can you take her back please?

Nurse: *wearing earmuffs so she can't hear* Huh? *walks away*

Tea: *weak frail voice* I knew my friends cared about my well being. Friendship will always...

Everyone: AH! *cover their ears*

Tea: And, and...

Yami: DEMON GIRL!!!

Mokuba: *talking loudly to drone out Tea's voice* LET'S BEGIN THE GAME!

Everyone: *recovers*

Aleuwolf: Tea can't play because of her... injuries.

Bakura: WAIT!!! WE'RE ONE PLAYER SHORT!

Aleuwolf: Oh, right, well... to replace HER, we'll bring in Bandit Keith.

Joey: O_O NOOOOO!!!

Bandit Keith: Heh heh... Make a bad call against me and you're a DEAD DWEEB!!!

Joey: O_O *gulps*

Aleuwolf: *screams* >o< LET'S JUST BEGIN!!! ^_^ Thank you, that is all.

Everyone: O_O

Mokuba: The Evil/Yami Team will kick to the Good/Hikari Team!

Everyone: *take positions*

Joey: OLLY OLLY OXEN-FREE!!!

Everyone: O_O;;

Stephwolf: O_O;; Just back away slowly, and maybe he won't bite.

Bandit Keith: -_-;; Back away before the dweeb starts leaking stupid.

Malik: *kicks the football*

Mokuba: AND THERE'S THE KICKOFF!!!

Tristan: I GOT IT!!! *leaps for the ball*catches the ball* Hey, I got it!

Ryou: O_O Maybe that wasn't a good thing.

Tristan: Huh? *sees the whole Evil/Yami Team running at him* O_O WHY OH WHY DID I CATCH IT??? *runs for his very life in the other direction*

Yugi: TRISTAN!!! THAT'S THE WRONG WAY!!!

Tristan: Not if I plan to LIVE!

Yugi: *looks and sees Bakura with a knife and Marik holding his Millennium Rod/Dagger* O_O TRISTAN! WAIT UP!!! *runs after Tristan*

Tristan: *skids into his endzone* Are we safe here?

Joey: UNO!!!

Everyone: -_-;;

Joey: Uh... Touchdown to Evil/Yami Team?

Evil/Yami Team: ^_^

Aleuwolf: *slaps Tristan* You shoulda downed it!

Tristan: Um... does this mean that they're not gonna beat us up?

Evil/Yami Team: No. *jump on Tristan*

Tristan: O_O Crap.

Stephwolf: Wait a second, if you run into your own endzone, it isn't counted as a touchdown.

Aleuwolf: I know, but do YOU wanna argue with the Evil/Yami Team?

Stephwolf: O_O Good point.

Joey: We'll have to end the 3rd Quarter here, because Aleu has to help her parents pack for their vacation tomorrow.

Aleuwolf: Stupid luggage. Stupid trip.

Mokuba: And this brings the 3rd Quarter to a close! Join in next time for the Final Quarter!

Tea: ^_^ Good job team!!! I think it was friendship that...

Everyone: AH! *duck and cover their ears*

Nurse: *comes to pick up Tristan* I hope this one isn't like the demon girl.

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Stephwolf: You've got to do something about the fights. They're getting out of hand!

Demon: I like fights. I usually have the upper hand. I mean, paw.

Aleuwolf: *sighs* Okay, okay. I'll have a whole new attitude about these little squabbles.

Melissa: O_O LITTLE SQUABBLES???

Stephwolf: O_O Aleu, we've had two people sent to the hospital!

Demon: And ten people sent to the Shadow Realm! ^________^ I counted.

Stephwolf: O_o Didn't only five people get sent to the Shadow Realm?

Aleuwolf: Some people got sent more than once.

Everyone: -_-;;