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YuGiOh Sports Day

Chapter 18: Football - Final Quarter

Aleuwolf: *sleeping*

Stephwolf: O_o Why is she...

Demon: Vacation wore her out.

Melissa: Wake her up! She needs to write the chapter!

Snowfang: Allow me. *leans into Aleu's ear* Aleu... WAAAAAKE UUUUUP!!!

Aleuwolf: *sleepily* Who died? Where's the fire? Who spontaniously combusted?

Snowfang: -_-;; No one, nowhere, and... O_o where did you come up with that?

Aleuwolf: THEN WHY'D YOU WAKE- *falls asleep*

Everyone: -_-;;

*****

Jordan: Ha! Aleu's sleeping, so she put ME in charge!

Snowfang: WHAT? She wouldn't put YOU in charge unless all the other co-authors were DEAD!

Jordan: *grins evilly and holds up Melissa and Stephwolf, both dead* NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! MWAHAHAHA!!! *pulls out knife*

Snowfang: O_O AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*

Yugi: *backs away* Y-you KILLED them! KILLED them! MURDERER!!!

Stephwolf: *opens one eye* Is she gone?

YGO Cast: O_O

Jordan: You can come alive now.

Melissa: Good. I was getting bored.

Jordan: Now go away.

Stephwolf: Pay up, Jordan. We had a deal!

Jordan: Oh, right... *hands a fifty dollar bill to Steph and Melissa*

Melissa: YES! *runs off to the end of the chapter*

Jordan: Well, now that I'M in charge...

Aleuwolf: *wakes up* WHAT? NO WAY!

Jordan: -_-;; Nuts.

Aleuwolf: ...Whatever. LET THE FINAL QUARTER BEGIN!!!

Mokuba: The Evil/Yami team will start the quarter by kicking to the Good/Hikari team.

Bandit Keith: O_O No way! THEY scored, not us!

Mokuba: Yes, but you get the points, so you have to kick.

Bandit Keith: No way!

Joey: What is that, the catch phrase of the day?

Bandit Keith: -_- Shut up, dweeb.

Joey: Just kick.

Bandit Keith: *stands behind the ball*

Joey: *blows whistle*

Aleuwolf: O_O Hey, he got it RIGHT!

Bandit Keith: *kicks the ball to the 10 of the Good/Hikari zone*

Yugi: *leaps up and grabs it*starts running* Please don't let them hurt me.

Marik: *jumps up to tackle Yugi but flies over his head* WHY'D HE HAVE TO BE SO SHORT???

Bakura: So we can kick him. *kicks Yugi*

Yugi: OW! HEY!

Yami: HEY! DON'T HURT MY HIKARI!

Bakura: And who's gonna stop me?

Yami: ME!

Bakura + Yami: *proceed to fight violently*

Stephwolf: Okay Aleu, you promised you would take a new attitude about these fights.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Yup! *runs around* BETS! I WILL NOW BE ACCEPTING BETS!

Stephwolf: O_O What the...?

Marik: *raises his hand* Fifty on Bakura!

Aleuwolf: *points to Marik* Done! Any more wagers, anyone?

Bandit Keith: Twenty bucks says the fight ends in less than five minutes.

Aleuwolf: You're on!

Yami: *succeeds in beating up Bakura* HA!

Aleuwolf: *holds out palm to Marik* Pay up.

Marik: *grumbles and hands over the money*

Aleuwolf: ...And twenty to you, Keith. *hands over a twenty dollar bill*

Bandit Keith: HA!

Aleuwolf: Now, let's get back to the game. Yugi was tackled at the fifty, right?

Yugi: O_O Really? I made it that far?

Aleuwolf: ...Yes, let's get started now.

Mokuba: And the Good/Hikari's will start at the fifty!

Tea: *from the sidelines*still covered in bandages* Whoo! Go team! Friends can always win the game! Friendship can also...

Aleuwolf: Send out the Oakland Raiders. *snaps fingers*

Oakland Raiders: *run out from the locker rooms and beat up Tea*

Aleuwolf: Okay, back to the game!

Everyone: *gets into position*

Joey: BEGIN! *blows whistle*

Yugi: *snaps the ball to Stephwolf*

Stephwolf: *backs up looking for a reciever*shades eyes with her hand* Hm... who do I want to pass to...

Tristan: *at the twenty* Pass! Pass!

Stephwolf: ^_^ Okay! *throws to Tristan*

Tristan: *stares at the ball* Hey, Stephwolf, can you throw MORE than FIVE FEET?

Stephwolf: O_o No, why?

Joey: IMCOMPLETE PASS!

Tristan: *mutters darkly*

Everyone: *gets back into formation*

Mokuba: It's 2nd and 10, can the Good/Hikaris make it?

Yugi: Gosh, I hope so!

Stephwolf: *to Malik* Wanna trade spots?

Malik: Sure! *switches spots with Steph*

Joey: GO! *blows whistle*

Yugi: *snaps the ball to Malik*

Malik: *runs backwards to find someone to pass to*

Ryou: *at the 10* Over here!

Malik: *throws the ball to Ryou*

Ryou: *runs into the endzone* Yay! ^_^

Joey: *blows whistle* Touchdown to the Good/Hikari team!

Good/Hikari Team: ^_____^

Mokuba: The Good/Hikaris made it! The score is 14-13 for the Evil/Yami team!

Joey: Okay, for the extra point or two point conversion!

Yugi: *in the huddle* Okay, we should go for two, otherwise we'll be tied and have to go to overtime.

Malik: You forgot, our psychotic yamis are on the other team.

Yugi: O_O Oh, yeah.

Tristan: Let's just go for the two points.

Ryou: Easy for YOU to say, YOU don't have a psychotic yami on the other team!

Tristan: True...

Aleuwolf: Let's try the fake punt!

Ryou: Will that work?

Aleuwolf: Beats me.

Malik: *shrugs* Whatever. We'll just go with it.

Good/Hikari Team: *get in position for the fake punt*

Joey: *blows whistle*

Yugi: *tosses the ball back to Ryou, who instead of holding it for Malik, runs for the two points*

Bakura: NO FAIR, A FAKE PUNT!

Yami: Can they DO that?

Joey: -_-;; Yes, now go STOP HIM!!!

Yami: Oh, right.

Bakura: *jumps Ryou from behind* BOO!

Ryou: O_O AH! *drops the ball*

Joey: *blows whistle* No good! *pushes the button on a loud horn thing*

Everyone: AH! *cover their ears*

Mokuba: And that's the end of the game! The Evil/Yami team wins, 14-13!

Evil/Yami Team: AWRIGHT!

Good/Hikari Team: -_-

Marik: *standing next to Joey*deafened from the horn thing* Huh?

Malik: *sighs* He said your team won.

Marik: SPEAK UP!

Malik: HE SAID YOUR TEAM WON!

Marik: I didn't catch that. Could you repeat it?

Malik: YOUR... TEAM... WON!!!

Marik: I still couldn't hear, what was that?

Malik: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *strangles Marik*

Aleuwolf: Okay, our next sport is Soccer! BE THERE OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!

Everyone: O_O

Aleuwolf: Um... just be there.

*****

Snowfang: -_- That was a mean joke, Jordan.

Jordan: ^_^ I know.

Aleuwolf: *yawns* Now that I've finished the cha-*yawns*chapter, I can go back to- *falls asleep instantly*

Demon: She is officially tired.

Jordan: Will she still be able to torture Tea?

Demon: SHHH!!! She's sleeping!

Jordan: *at the top of his lungs* GREAT BIG GOBS OF GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS...

Aleuwolf: *throws a great big gob of greasy grimy gopher guts at Jordan then goes back to sleep*

Jordan: -_- Ewww...