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The Spork Raiders

Chapter One: And So It Begins

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<> Hello People! So Clumsy SoS here. Question, some one define spork for me. It's like a spoon but like a fork right? If that's right I ate with one while camping. I don't mean like went out to dinner but like ate it. Well maybe not ate it. I umm used it to eat! Aha! It was a plastic spork. Wait, I wonder if they make silver spork ware. That would be kind of cool. You know like fork and a knife or a knife and a spoon. Oh! Like the little cutting edge thingies would be on the side of the spoon, than again you might cut yourself when eating. Ouch. Hmm, oh well. I'll deal with this later.

Anyway I'd like to just give you a warning of stupidity so if you happen to not like stupid behavior than maybe you should find another story. But for all you spazzes let me welcome you! Umm, welcome!!! Heh…. Peace! <>

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Clumsy: Oye?

~ Clumsy pops her head into the room~

Clumsy: Ooooooo, it's a room. An empty room. A "big" empty room. This could only mean one thing.

~Clumsy jumps into the center of the room~

Clumsy: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Echo: HEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!

Clumsy: O.o Spiffylike!

Echo: Yesh it is.

~a fluffy white sheep enters into the room~

Sheep: What are you doing?

Clumsy: Talking to my echo.

Sheep: That should be an interesting conversation.

Clumsy: You know what we need?

Sheep: Dare I ask, what?

Clumsy: It's a big empty room! We should like do a talk show or something!

Sheep: ((sarcastically)) Yeah, never have enough of those.

Clumsy: We need stuff! We need decoration! We need people!

~suddenly the room is filled with furniture and pretty decorations and tons of rows of empty seats~

Clumsy: No people?

~just then, conveniently, a person walks into the room~

Kuwabara: This isn't the restroom.

Clumsy: OH LOOKIE!!!!

Kuwabara: Er, what are you doing in here?

~He stares down at the sheep~

Kuwabara: It's a sheep.

Sheep: Thank you for stating the obvious.

Kuwabara: Hey shut up.

~Clumsy jumps in front of Kuwabara with a giant grin on her face~

Clumsy: You must stay!

Kuwabara: Why?

Clumsy: Because!!

~She spins around flashing a victory sign winking~

Kuwabara: Dude, that was creepy. Hey are you like a fan girl or something?

Clumsy: Well-

~thinks really hard~

Clumsy: Hmm I don't really know.

Sheep: She's just crazy so I'd advise you leave.

Kuwabara: And why are you in here with her?

Sheep: That's a very good question.

~Clumsy all of a sudden starts throwing confetti around the room while skipping~

Kuwabara: Ok this is stupid I'm leaving.

Clumsy: NO! DON'T GO!!

~Kuwabara heads for the exit but when he tries to open the door it refuses to budge~

Everyone: O.o

Sheep: That can't be good.

Clumsy: Yippee! Now you can't leave!

Kuwabara: We're locked in? What, does it only open from the other side!?

Sheep: I guess will just have to wait for someone to open the door. Until then-

~Clumsy is sitting on the stage poking a red balloon~

Kuwabara: Ugh.

~He walks over to the stage and sits down on a couch~

~45 minutes later~

Kuwabara: NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO FIND US!!!!

~Clumsy is running across the aisles of empty chairs~

Clumsy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Kuwabara: She's been doing that for 15 minutes straight. It's really starting to get on my nerves. *twitch*

Clumsy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Sheep: I'm use to it.

Clumsy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kuwabara: I'M GONNA KILL HER!!!

~he leaps from the couch off the stage flying at Clumsy. She stops running looking up at the flying Kuwabara and grins~

Clumsy: Elo. *waves*

Kuwabara: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!

~Clumsy quickly runs away only to let Kuwabara crash into the chairs~

Sheep: A sad attempt.

Kuwabara: I'm ok- I think.

~the sound of the exit doors closing fills the room~

Yusuke: Kuwabara where have you been? What are you doing?!

Kuwabara: YOU SHUT THE DOOR!!!!

~Clumsy pops out of no where dancing a few feet behind Kuwabara~

Clumsy: *singing* He doesn't love ya', I can tell by his charm. He don't luv ya' baby!

~Hiei and Kurama walk in that time and since Kuwabara and Yusuke are distracted by Clumsy, well ya~

Yusuke: What the hell was that?

~Kuwabara now notices Kurama walking past Yusuke smiling~

Kuwabara: YOU ALL CLOSED THE DOOR!!!!

Yusuke: What's the big deal?

~Kuwabara leaps from the pile of chairs to the door~

Kuwabara: It locks!!!

Yusuke: Wait, you mean we're stuck in here?

Kuwabara: Yeah, at least until someone comes and opens it.

Kurama: Who is she? *pointing at Clumsy*

Kuwabara: She's the dead person!!!

~he lunges at Clumsy but the young girl is all too fast for him~

Clumsy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kurama: *grinning* Well she's energetic.

Hiei: Now explain to me that ball of fluff.

~Clumsy, who is an inch or so taller than Hiei, bursts from another pile a chairs out at Hiei tackling~

Clumsy: That's Sheep, the smartest sheep in the world.

~Hiei tries to shove Clumsy off but she leaps away before he could react~

Hiei: *now standing* Great, it's a midget baka.

~Clumsy sticks out her tongue and skips over behind Yusuke~

Yusuke: *trying to keep an eye on Clumsy* What were you doing in here?

~Clumsy jumps on Yusuke's back, piggyback style~

Clumsy: Waiting for people!

~she wraps one arm around his neck~

Yusuke: *trying to pry her off* Agh, get her off!

~Clumsy giggles insanely as she runs her hand through Yusuke's hair, than ruffling it up~

Clumsy: *jumps off* There you go! You look better that way. Kinda cute! *scrunches nose* I bet Keiko would like that.

~Kurama and Kuwabara both grinning at Clumsy's observation~

Yusuke: *trying to fix his hair not really caring all that much* Wait a second. How do you know who Keiko is?

Clumsy: *cross eyed* I know everything. *giggles again than running off over to the stage*

Yusuke: So tell me again how much you know.

~Clumsy eating popcorn~

Clumsy: I'm the author! Like I said I know everything!

Yusuke: Great, another author.

Sheep: Heh, she's more than an author.

Yusuke: What you talkin' bout'?

Clumsy: I'm bored. *looks over at Kurama*

Kurama: *sweatdrop*

Clumsy: Oh da' wonders.

~she claps happily~

Clumsy: Suiichi, baby!!! ~laughs insanely~

Kurama: I must say that really is creepy.

Clumsy: I know a lot of girls who'd love to meet you! BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sheep: *sighs*

The Other Four: O.O

Kurama: *shivers* Fan girls.

Yusuke: Wait . . . she isn't a . . . fan . . . *gulp* girl, is she?

Sheep: Not exactly.

Kuwabara: What is she than?

Sheep: Well, she has a condition.

~Clumsy starts shaking up five cans of pops~

Clumsy: STICKY POP!

Kurama: NO MY HAIR!!! *dives for cover*

Kuwabara: Someone stop her!

~Clumsy opens one can aiming it at Kuwabara~

Kuwabara: NOOOO- *pop hits him in the mouth*

~Clumsy opens two spinning around with them letting pop fly all around the room~

Clumsy: CAFFEINATED!!!!

Sheep: Ok this is a problem. Don't give her caffeine!!

~Clumsy chucks a can at Hiei who quickly dodges~

Yusuke: Why dare I ask?!

~Clumsy drinks a whole can of pop~

Clumsy: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sheep: She turns into a crazed lunatic fan girl!!!

Everyone, but Clumsy who is still chugging down pop: NOOOOO!!

Kurama: I got to get out of here!

~He runs for the door and tries knocking it down~

Sheep: May I point out the label that says, "Indestructible door"?

Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Clumsy: MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU'RE ALL MINE!!!!

Yusuke: I'll hold her back.

~he grabs Clumsy trying to hold her back but she wiggles insanely~

Yusuke: Someone help!

~Kuwabara runs over trying to hold her feet but she kicks him in the face~

Kuwabara: MY NOSE!!!

Clumsy: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

Sheep: I said she's a fan girl which means she's not just a Kurama fan.

Yusuke: o_o; That Can't be good.

Clumsy: You know it's too bad you're taken. HEE!

~Yusuke immediately and runs at the door~

Yusuke: WE NEED OUT!!

Kurama: GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!!!

Clumsy: Where's Hiei? Serious guys are always hot!

Hiei: Stay away from me.

~And speaking of serious guys the exit door opens slamming into Kurama and Yusuke knocking them out~

Everyone who is conscious: *Looks over at door*

~Leon walks in~

Leon: This isn't the armory.

Clumsy: You got that right!

Kuwabara: Don't le the door- *SLAM* close . . .

Leon: Huh?

Clumsy: SQUALL SQUALL! YIPPEE!

Leon: It's Leon.

~Clumsy does a little dance and the music, "I Like The Way You Move" starts to play~

Leon: Riight.

Sheep: *clears throat* Welcome to the torture room.

Leon: *looks at the unconscious Kurama and Yusuke* Eh, what do you mean exactly? Why don't you just leave?

Kuwabara: *starts bawling* The door locks!

Leon: Just knock it down.

Sheep: Label.

Leon: *looks at label on door*

Clumsy: *singing* How the hell we end up like thiIs!

Kuwabara: Hey I heard that song on the radio.

Leon: Great, just fantastic.

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SPORKS ARE PART OF THE FORCE! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THAT!

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