Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Spork Raiders ❯ Define Hot For Me ( Chapter 4 )

Yugi: What's going on in here?

Syco: WHY GOD!? WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO!?

Clumsy: {runs up to Yugi grabbing his shirt collar} WHERE IS . . . you know who?

Yugi: Who do I know?

Clumsy: No, you know who. Where is he?

Yugi: Who is, you know who and who does he know?

Clumsy: NO!! Where is this certain person YOU know and where his HE!

Yugi: Oh you mean HIM.

Clumsy: He's so HOT!

Kurama: I don't know if a girl your age should be using the word hot.

Clumsy: Why?

Kurama: Well if you're talking about some one way older than you did you ever think it might seem a little weird and out of place.

Syco: O.o You're talking to Clumsy, remember that.

Clumsy: What is he talking about?

Yugi: I don't know.

Clumsy: Oh well. Okay, where's you know who?!

Yugi: Oh yea, he's coming don't worry!

Kurama: Oh never mind.

Clumsy: {looks over at Leon} Speaking of hot.

Leon: O.O

Clumsy: What ever happened to Cloud? That guy has got it going on!

Leon: O.O

Syco: I thought I gagged you.

Clumsy: {pulls out microphone} Hee hee!

Syco: {glares}

Clumsy: RUN YUGI RUN!!

Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!

Clumsy: AHHHHHHH!!

Syco: IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SINGING I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THE THING!!! *{chasing the two short people around*} (not including Hiei)

Hiei: Ha ha. That was so funny. *sarcastically*

Clumsy: What I didn't say anything. {stops running and leans close to Yugi's ear} I think Hiei's hearing voices.

Yugi: Again.

Yugi & Clumsy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hiei: Morons. Complete Morons.

Clumsy: Stupid is as stupid does.

Yugi: {Flashes a peace sign}

Clumsy: I'M ALL EXCITED NOW!!

Yugi: Hee hee, you know who is coming.

Clumsy: I don't want to wait!

Yusuke: What and who are they talking about?

Syco: You really don't want to know.

Inuyasha: They're like silly, giggling children.

Kurama: They are silly giggling children.

Inuyasha: Ya but at this very moment they act like it.

Clumsy: {whispering into Yugi's ear}

Yugi: {grins really big} B-E-A- utiful!

Syco: Okay, what are you two up to?

Clumsy: Nothing!

Yugi: Nothing at all!

Syco: Uh huh, like I'm really that stupid. {grabs the two and ties them up into chairs}

Clumsy: I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!!!

Syco: {put duck tape over her mouth} Sure you will. {smiles}

Yugi: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!

Yusuke: What the hell was that?

Yugi: ANNOUNCING THE WONDERFUL, GORGEOUS, MAGNIFICENT-

Syco: It's going to be a long day.

Kuwabara: It's been a long ten hours!

Kurama: We've really been in here that long?

Yugi: Hey hey! I was announcing.

Kurama: Oh sorry.

Yugi: {clears his throat} IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY BAKURA!!!!

Bakura: {walks in through the doors and closes the door behind him} Umm, hello.

Clumsy: {breaks free} OH MY GOSH!!! {star eyes} He's so so . . . purrdy.

Yusuke: That's the guy we've been waiting for?

Leon: That's the GUY we've been waiting for?

Yusuke: I just said that.

Leon: So. I thought it be kind of dramatic.

Yusuke: How is that dramatic?

Leon: It just is okay.

Yusuke: No.

Leon: No?

Yusuke: Yea no. It's not okay. It's stupid.

Leon: You're stupid.

Yusuke: That's the weakest come back I've ever heard.

Leon: :p

Yusuke: Now that was low.

Clumsy: Hey reader! Over here! Don't pay any attention to those two!

Yugi: So childish.

Bakura: Umm?

Clumsy: O.O {big eyes staring at Bakura}

Bakura: Umm, hi.

Clumsy: You're voice.

Bakura: My voice?

Clumsy: Read me a story.

Yugi: STORY TIME!

Clumsy: WOOOO!

Bakura: {looks down at the book in his hand} The "Three Friends Who Saved The World"? I must say, I've never heard this one before.

Yusuke: This is stupid.

Leon: This IS stupid.

Yusuke: DUDE I just said that!

Leon: Dramatic.

Yusuke: What are you talking about no it's not!

Leon: It's not the fact that I said it again. You're just mad because when I say it, it sounds better.

Yusuke: No it doesn't.

Keiko: No, no he has a point.

Yusuke: What?

Bakura: Umm, once upon a time there were three friends. O.o

Clumsy: Hee hee.

Yugi: {grins really big}

Bakura: There was a girl named Clumsy. o.o A boy named Yugi. o.o And a really hot guy . . . with a sexy . . . accent . . . named . . . Bakura.

Clumsy: I LOVE THAT PART!

Yugi: Read on!

Bakura: O . . .K. The girl, Clumsy, had super powers over . . . meat. The boy, Yugi, was super strong.

Yugi: I love that part!

Bakura: But he was a chicken?

Clumsy: HEE HEE!

Yugi: Hey I don't remember that being in there.

Bakura: Well it is scribbled in with crayons.

Yugi: {glares at Clumsy} That would explain it. {grabs a crayon} Give me that book! {snatches it and starts to write something}

Clumsy: O.O

Yusuke: I can't believe you actually think he has sexier voice than me!

Keiko: I didn't say that.

Syco: But you were kind of indicating that.

Keiko: I was not.

Yusuke: Yea you were.

Leon: No she wasn't. Even though I do have a sexier voice.

Syco: You're so full of yourself.

Bakura: And the hot guy, Bakura, could . . . use his sexy voice to distract . . . the big bad dudes?

Clumsy: I LOVE that part too!!

Yugi: Read on!

Bakura: The three friends were running around the neighborhood. Yugi was so strong that he could lift the neighbors' houses. Bakura was so sexy all the girls fainted. Clumsy made hot dogs for all the neighbors . . . but she ended up food poisoning them all and they chased her out of town?

Clumsy: HEY THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOK EITHER!

Yugi: I think it's an improvement.

Clumsy: Why you dirty good for nothing piece of cake.

Yugi: Cake?

Clumsy: Spoiled cake.

Yugi: {gasps}

Clumsy: That's right. Spoiled cake!

Yugi: At least I'm not sour like you!

Clumsy: OH IT'S ON NOW!!!

Yugi: BRING IT, SOUR PUSS!!

Clumsy: NAAAAA! {tackles Yugi}

Yugi: AHHH!

Bakura: Uh, children don't fight?

Kurama: {just watching}

Kagome: Inuyasha I don't want to talk about it.

Inuyasha: Come one what did I do!?

Kagome: You had a party without me!

Inuyasha: What are you talking about?

Kagome: HELLO?!?!? {flaps her arms indicating around her}

Inuyasha: This? This?!?!?! This isn't a party!

Miroku: It isn't?

Inuyasha: If I remember right I came in here because I heard voices!

Kagome: Really?

Inuyasha: Yes!

Kagome: Okay.

Inuyasha: {falls over anime style}

Leon: I am not full of myself!

Yusuke: Oh come on! Listen to yourself! You're going on and on about how sexy your voice is.

Leon: I can't help it if it is.

Keiko: Yea.

Syco: I can't believe we're even having this conversation.

Miroku: What ever happened to that sheep? {starts looking around the room}

Bakura: Come down you two I'm sure there's a reasonable reason . . . for . . . what am I talking about?

Clumsy: Conniving, deceiving, atrocious, little . . . little . . . BUTTHEAD!!

Yugi: OH OH!! I SEE HOW IT IS!!

Bakura: Butthead?

Yugi: Devious, underhanded, good for nothing . . . umm . . . umm . . . LEMON!!!

Bakura: Lemon?

Clumsy: I AM NOT SOUR!

Yugi: Sour sour sour sour!

Clumsy: SPOILED CAKE! OH SPOILED CAKE RIGHT HERE! OVER HERE LOOK SPOILED CAKE!

Yugi: I'm not spoiled cake!!

Clumsy: STINKY, STUPID, SPOILED CAKE!

Yugi: "S" IS FOR SOUR!!!!

Leon: In fact I'm also better looking than you.

Yusuke: Oh please.

Syco: Yes, spare us.

Keiko: I'm sorry but I have to agree with them on this one Leon.

Leon: Where's the love?

Kuwabara: Hey Miroku what you looking for?

Miroku: That sheep.

Kuwabara: Hey it did disappear didn't it? {helps look}

Clumsy: YOU'RE STUUUUPID!!

Yugi: {moons Clumsy}

Clumsy: MY EYES AHHH! Hey is that a mole? AHHH MY EYES!!

Bakura: Now that was uncalled for.

Clumsy: DIE!! {chucks a spoiled cake at Yugi}

Yugi: OH IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!!?!?! {a pie hits him in the face} I see . . .

Bakura: Where'd she get the food? {stares at the long table of food behind Clumsy} How could I miss that?

Yugi: {runs to the other side of the table and grabs two whip cream cans} NAHAHAHAHAHA! {sprays Clumsy}

Clumsy: AHHH! {grabs the punch bowl and dowses him}

Yugi: O.O

Clumsy: {looks at empty bowl for a moment than shrugs and chucks the bowl at Yugi hitting him in the head}

Yugi: @____@

Clumsy: {jumps on the table} NAHAHAHA! I AM VICTOURIOUS!!!

Bakura: Um Clumsy you should get down from there.

Yugi: {gets on table and tackles Clumsy}

Clumsy & Yugi: {rolling around in the food trying to strangle each other}

Bakura: Hey you two stop that! {runs up and gets on the table}

Miroku: Sheepy?

Kuwabra: Where is that ball of fluff?

Leon: I'm hot and you know it.

Syco: Some one has a really big ego.

Keiko: Someone's head is getting big.

Leon: I mean look at me. My hair is perfect no matter how much I shake my head. And my face hasn't anything on it, no scratches so dirt no nothing.

Yusuke: You might want to check the mirror buddy.

Leon: Huh?

Keiko: Well that scar on your face.

Leon: Oh.

Keiko: It doe make him look hotter though.

Leon: See? I'm gorgeous.

Syco: Let's not get carried away.

Leon: Well other than that my face his perfect.

Bakura: {covered in food but had Yugi in one hand and Clumsy in the other}

Clumsy: Let me at him!!

Yugi: I'm gonna beat her up!!

Clumsy: Ha like you could!

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