Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Spork Raiders ❯ The Hotness Continues ( Chapter 5 )

Bakura: {sitting in a mess of food}

Clumsy: My butt hurts.

Yugi: My head still hurts from that punch bowl.

Clumsy: Hey Bakura?

Bakura: What?

Clumsy: Can we finish the story?

Yugi: Yea, can we?

Bakura: I don't know will there be violence?

Clumsy: No.

Yugi: No.

Bakura: Ok.Go get the book.

Clumsy: YEAH!

Yugi: {runs to get the book}

Bakura: {sighs and blows some of his hair out of his face}

??????: Evil!I shall bring the evil out of him!

Kuwabara: Hey has anyone seen that sheep?

Sheep: I thought I was a ball of fluff.

Kuwabara: EEEEEEEK! {screams like a little girl}

Miroku: Hey, how'd you do that?

Kuwabara: Do what?

Miroku: Scream like that.

Hiei: It's how he naturally screams.

Kuwabara: Shut up shorty!

Yugi: {blink} Where'd the book go?

Clumsy: NOOO OUR BOOK!!!

Bakura: I'm kind of relieved.

Clumsy: {puppy eyes} You don't mean that . . . d-do you?

Bakura: Don't cry! I was umm joking!

Yugi: It wasn't very funny.

Sheep: So you're the guy Clumsy's always talking about.

Bakura: I am?

Clumsy: YES YOU ARE! YOU'REONE OF THE SEXIEST SOUNDING GUYS IN THE WORLD!! And not too bad on the looksdepartment.

Yugi: Man you're shallow.

Clumsy: I only swim in the part of the pool because I'm short.

Bakura: What does height have to do with swimming?

Sheep: Everything.

Bakura: Really?

Sheep: Whatever toots your horn.

Yugi: Whatever floats your boat!

Clumsy: Whatever plucks your turkey!

Everyone: O.o . . .

Clumsy: You guys took all the good ones . . .

Mysterious Figure In The Shadows: What's going on in here?

Everyone: *turns heads*

MFITS: *steps out of the shadows*

Clumsy: OH MY GOSH!!! *squeals with excitement*

Yusuke: He's such a pretty-boy.

Leon: When did you get here, kid?

Riku: I'm not a kid Leon.

Clumsy: Got that right! You're a MAN!

Riku: …. Leon I've been looking for you.

Leon: Oh really?

Riku: Yea, now let's get out of here Sora is waiting.

Syco: That guy is a moron.

Riku: ….I'll disregard that comment.

Syco: Like you could do anything.

Riku: -_- Leon may we leave.

Leon: You wouldn't be able to get out of here even with your sword, a key and a map.

Clumsy: I could be your map!

Riku: What do you meanwe can't get out?

Clumsy: You could navigate your way around me!

Leon: The doors locked.

Riku: Then just knock it down.

Clumsy: Explore me!

Leon: The door is indestructible.

Clumsy: Feel your way around!!

Riku: Heh and you managed to get yourself stuck in here.

Leon: You didn't do to shabby yourself there, kid.

Clumsy: X marks the spot baby!

Riku: I thought I told you not to call me a kid.

Leon: That is what you are.

Clumsy: I COULD BE YOUR BURIED TREASURE!!

Riku: You,

Clumsy: O.O

Riku: Stop talking.

Clumsy: Take my silence as an oath for you love.

Inuyasha: I hate to barge in on your conversation but if I couldn't knock down the door neither could you.

Karama: It's true that the door seems to hold up quite well.

Riku: I am the HEIR TO THE DARKNESS! No simple door will keep me imprisoned.

Syco: Well yea that's why the door to Kingdom Hearts slammed shut in you face!

Riku: What!? I-You Well I never!

Syco: You're so messed up.

Riku: Ok I've taken quite enough tongue from you. Do you know whom you are dealing with?

Syco: Yea, a pansy.

Yugi: OOO burn!

Clumsy: Wants some ice with that burn!?

Yusuke: Ha! Pretty-boys getting slammed by a girl!

Syco: Being a girls got nothing to do with the matter. A mere child like Clumsy could- well maybe not Clumsy in particular. She's too stupid to even register when someone insults her.

Clumsy: O.O

Yugi: You gonna take that from her?

Clumsy: Take what from who?

Syco: See what I mean?

Yusuke: Wow she's stupider that Kuwabara and that's saying somethin'.

Kuwabara: Hey!

Riku: Enough! Leon we do not have time for this. We need to figure out how to get out of here.

Evil Voice: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Simple stupid childish unsuspecting fools!

Everyone: O.o

Yugi: AHHHH! BAKURA HAS GONE EVIL!!!

Clumsy: DEMONS!!!

Hiei,Kurama and Inuyasha: What?

Clumsy: Not you!

Evil Bakura: Baha! While you idiots were bickering amongst yourselves it gave me the perfect chance to take over the poor innocent Bakura so that I may spread my evil ways and claim all your souls!!!

Kagome: What's wrong with him?

Clumsy: (all smart sounding) Well it's actually quite simple. It has everything thing to do with anything that Bakura is experiencing body take over. You see the Millennium Item hanging around Bakura's neck? Well within that artifact is an evil Soul Hunter spirit…….dude….that well like he said, "I shall claim all your souls!" claims your soul.

Yugi: Yea that about covers it.

Clumsy: There is only one who can defeat the evil Soul Hunter.

Syco: Oh no.

Yusuke: This can't be good if you're worried.

Clumsy: BUMDUM DUM BUUUUUUM! The amazing Yugi….O?

Syco: Umm, no.

Yusuke: Yugi…O?

Yugi: What? Why can't I save the day? All I have to do is call upon the spirit in side my item and I'll be Super Yugi!

Soul Hunter: HELLO! I'm still here!

Clumsy: Yea yea give us a minute were having a dilemma.

Soul Hunter: Oh ok but I have a schedule to keep so hurry up.

Clumsy: Well call you when were ready.

Soul Hunter: Ok give me a ring. *changes back to Bakura*

Bakura: O.O

Clumsy: heh, it's funny. He never gave me his number. How do I get back to him?

Syco: Morons. I'm surrounded by morons.

Clumsy: Strange. I fell like that all the time.

Syco: That's cause you're with a moron 24 7.

Clumsy: Now there's no need to talk about Yugi that way.

Yugi: Hey!

Syco: Not Yugi you moron! You!

Clumsy: Oh.

Kurama: What were we talking about?

Riku: I never had this kind of trouble back home.

Syco: No, you only went crazy with evil power and tried to kill you friends while being possessed by an evil dark lord.

Riku: Hey that only happened once!

Syco: OH in that case that makes it A OK! Can you hear my tone dripping with sarcasm!?!

Yugi: The only thing dripping is the drool from Clumsy's mouth. Ew.

Clumsy: Huh oh!

Kurama: Possessed by an evil dark lord?

Yusuke: Smooth.

Riku: Come on! Give me some slack! The deal was so tempting I could resist.

Clumsy: Just say No to evil dark lords who offer you enormous evil powers that you can use to destroy the world no matter how sweet and pleasurable the deal may seem!.

Syco: What he do? Offer you candy?

Riku: But I love Snicker bars.

Syco: Oh for heaven sakes.

Clumsy: I love marbles too.

Syco: You don't have any.

Clumsy: Oh, right. I lost them in second grade.

Yusuke: I'd think even father back.

Syco: Ain't that the truth.

Suddenly Breaking into Song!

Clumsy: Buddy you're a boy makin big noise playing in the streets gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face youbig disgrace.Kickin'your can all over the place Singin'…..!

Everyone: We will we will rock you!*Boom**Boom* We will we willRock You! *Boom**Boom*

Syco: Buddy you a young man, hard man charging into the street gonna take on the world some day. You got blood on your face you big disgrace. Waving your banner all over the place!

Everyone:We will we will Rock You! *Boom*

Syco: Sing It!

Everyone: We Will we will Rock You! *Boom* *Boom*

Yusuke: Buddy you're anold man poor man Pleading with your eyes gonna make yousomethingsomeday!You got mud on your face you big disgrace. Somebody better put you back into your place.

Everyone: We will we will Rock You! *Boom* *Boom* We will we will rock you! *Boom* *Boom* We will we will rock you! *Boom* *Boom* We will we will rock you!

Hiei: *Breaks out into a guitar solo*

Clumsy:WOOOOOOOOO!!!

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YEA! Finally done. I so sorry I've taken foever but now that I have school it makes it harder for me to type more chapters as fast as before. I hate to keep people waiting. Umm the last part, I was just having some crazy fun! If you didn't know the music was We Will Rock You by Qeens I think. Well hope you all enjoy! Peace out!Oh and by the way the song may seem different from the actual version.