Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Histaria ❯ You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wet your pants as you die ( Chapter 3 )

YEAH NEW CHAPTER. Oh by the way Ajlvr27 is Inuyashalover27 and I am basically everyone else. Yes I have many screennames. IM me anytime I am on. IM Courtney even more. Now that Benji is dead it doesn't matter anymore she has less to obsess about.

Ajlvr27 [10:49 PM]: do u need our convo?
Ajlvr27 [10:49 PM]: hey guess what
Ajlvr27 [10:49 PM]: !
killerperfect [10:49 PM]: confused
Ajlvr27 [10:50 PM]: I GOT AN ELECTRIC QUTRIER TODAY!!!!!!!!!!1
Ajlvr27 [10:50 PM]: i can't spell
Ajlvr27 [10:50 PM]: no our last conversation the one u were gonna put on media miner
Ajlvr27 [10:50 PM]: to make another chapter
killerperfect [10:51 PM]: forgot thanks 4 reminding me
Ajlvr27 [10:51 PM]: do u want me 2 send it 2 u?
killerperfect [10:52 PM]: I have it
Ajlvr27 [10:52 PM]: o ok

killerperfect [10:52 PM]: Meanwhile in Sengoku Jidia
killerperfect [10:53 PM]: Kagome: Inu Yasha I think we are being followed
Ajlvr27 [10:53 PM]: Courtney: O please continue wit this one
killerperfect [10:53 PM]: Inu Yasha: no I would have smelled someone
Ajlvr27 [10:53 PM]: Courtney: *listen to Blink-182*
Ajlvr27 [10:54 PM]: Kagome: Mayb they no some way to hide their sent
killerperfect [10:54 PM]: Sabrina: quiet Courtney they'll hear us
Ajlvr27 [10:54 PM]: Courtney: *gigles*
killerperfect [10:55 PM]: Sabrina: we wont get away if they hear us we need to grab them and get out
killerperfect [10:56 PM]: Courtney: fine
killerperfect [10:57 PM]: Miroku: Inu Yasha I sence a wierd presence and a human
killerperfect [10:57 PM]: Sabrina: *jumps out of bush: Hey I am not wierd
Ajlvr27 [10:58 PM]: Courtney: Who the hell is he calling human. I didn't no u were human sabrina.
Ajlvr27 [10:58 PM]: Courtney: I no i ain't human
killerperfect [10:58 PM]: Sabrina: I am so not

Ajlvr27 [10:58 PM]: Courtney: Thought so
killerperfect [10:59 PM]: Miroku: I am so sorry I offended either of you lovely ladies
Ajlvr27 [10:59 PM]: Courtney's lip curls : Back down monk we no your tricks
killerperfect [10:59 PM]: Miroku: would you please bear me a child
Ajlvr27 [11:00 PM]: Courtney slaps him : DON'T U LISTEN!
killerperfect [11:00 PM]: Sango: Of course Houshi-sama doesn't
killerperfect [11:00 PM]: Sango: that is why he still doesn't have a child
Ajlvr27 [11:01 PM]: Courtney: I c. Wait doesn't he do this 2 u like every day Sango
Ajlvr27 [11:01 PM]: ?
Ajlvr27 [11:01 PM]: Sango blushes : NO!
killerperfect [11:01 PM]: Sabrina: and this kidnapping was going so well
Ajlvr27 [11:02 PM]: Courtney laughs :Yea
killerperfect [11:02 PM]: Kagome: kidnapping?
Ajlvr27 [11:02 PM]: Courtney metally notes to Sabrina : Look their off guard. Lest do it
killerperfect [11:03 PM]: Sabrina takes out kianbatana: Well we have got to be going*opens portal*

Ajlvr27 [11:03 PM]: Courtney still meatally talking :Sabrina? R u ok?
Ajlvr27 [11:04 PM]: Courtney walks over by Inuyasha. Stands on her toes and whispers into his ear : Watch your back puppy
killerperfect [11:04 PM]: Sabrina: I have got to thank Miamora for these new powers
Ajlvr27 [11:04 PM]: Inuyasha glares at Coutrney while she ran back over to the portal
Ajlvr27 [11:05 PM]: Courtney: Yo sabrina let's go
killerperfect [11:05 PM]: the portal sucks in all the bishonen
Ajlvr27 [11:05 PM]: Hey dude what is Bishonen?
killerperfect [11:06 PM]: Sabrina: bye Sango, Kagome we'll return them as soon as possible
killerperfect [11:06 PM]: it litterally means pretty boy in english
Ajlvr27 [11:06 PM]: o ok
killerperfect [11:07 PM]: Meanwhile in Makia
killerperfect [11:07 PM]: Sabrina Usagi: come on we had so much fun together
killerperfect [11:08 PM]: Hiei: I will not go out with you again
Ajlvr27 [11:08 PM]: Kurama: Y hiei atleast she'll go out wit you
killerperfect [11:09 PM]: Kazuma: how did your stalking girlfriend fing us again? I thought she and her counterparts went back to their dimension

killerperfect [11:10 PM]: Hiei: Shut up Kuwabaka
Ajlvr27 [11:10 PM]: Kurama: Looks like she knows how to stalk a person
killerperfect [11:10 PM]: Kazuma: Kwabara
killerperfect [11:11 PM]: Hiei: reason I avoid her
Ajlvr27 [11:11 PM]: Kurama: U did it 2 her before so y don't u go do it again
Ajlvr27 [11:11 PM]: then mayb she'll leave
killerperfect [11:12 PM]: Hiei: the bitch is persistant
Ajlvr27 [11:13 PM]: Courtney watching through her crystal ball: *LAughs* Whoa i didn't no she fucked every guy she went out with or every guy that she does
killerperfect [11:14 PM]: Sabrina:shut up I can hear you! I am a goddess you know
Ajlvr27 [11:14 PM]: Courtney then appears : Nope it's just 2 funny
Ajlvr27 [11:14 PM]: Hiei looks at her : Who r u?
Ajlvr27 [11:14 PM]: Courtney: My name is Courtney and u r Hiei
killerperfect [11:15 PM]: Sabrina: and we didn't have sex
Ajlvr27 [11:15 PM]: Court: Ur Kurama, and Kuzama or whatever
Ajlvr27 [11:15 PM]: Courtney: SUREEEEEEEE
Ajlvr27 [11:15 PM]: Courtney: Thats y i smell u on him
Ajlvr27 [11:15 PM]: Hiei blushes slitly :Hey
killerperfect [11:16 PM]: Sabrina: that was months ago I went out with him
Ajlvr27 [11:16 PM]: u still had sex wit him
killerperfect [11:17 PM]: Sabrina: no he found out about me and my sisters and some stuff
Ajlvr27 [11:17 PM]: Courtney: Then y do u smell him on u and u on him
Ajlvr27 [11:18 PM]: Courtney: How can u answer that sabrina sayin u didn't have sex wit him
Ajlvr27 [11:18 PM]: Courtney: HUH huh
killerperfect [11:18 PM]: Sabrina: And how I am I mean was in love with my half son's quarter brother
Ajlvr27 [11:18 PM]: Courtney: wow

killerperfect [11:19 PM]: Sabrina: And he is probably wearing my clothe again, the ones he found when I was going through my crossdressing days
Ajlvr27 [11:20 PM]: Courtney: What about you. Y do i smell him on you
killerperfect [11:20 PM]: Sabrina: I am a STALKER
Ajlvr27 [11:21 PM]: Courtney : O never mind. Your just 2 dumb
killerperfect [11:22 PM]: Sabrina: you are begging to meet my sister, Miamora's son Koenma
killerperfect [11:22 PM]: Sabrina: she is on vacation with her husband again
Ajlvr27 [11:24 PM]: Courtney: r u talking t me?
killerperfect [11:25 PM]: Sabrina: like duh
Ajlvr27 [11:25 PM]: Courtney: No I am in love with no body Not even Benjamin levi Madden
Ajlvr27 [11:25 PM]: Benjamin has made me mad last night
Ajlvr27 [11:25 PM]: I WILL GET OVER HIM
Ajlvr27 [11:26 PM]: *yea right*
killerperfect [11:26 PM]: Sabrina: who said anything about love is that giult talking
killerperfect [11:26 PM]: Hiei: Get over yourself.
Sabrina Usagi: Honey your back! So you didn?t leave me for someone younger! You really do love me.
Hiei: Not really I just don?t want to die at your hands.

killerperfect [11:26 PM]: Sabrina Usagi: Can?t we at least be friends?
Hiei: I?ve said it before and I?ll probably have to say it again, Friends are the crutch for the weak. So I can see why you want me to be yours.
Sabrina Usagi: Fine since you broke up with me I can use my magic on you!
Miamora: Hello you two but you need to get over yourselves we have to write this story now before Usa-brina gets back and writes the real version.
Ajlvr27 [11:26 PM]: Courtney: No, that bastard pissed me off and i don't think I'll ever love again
Ajlvr27 [11:27 PM]: Courtney: Yeaq
killerperfect [11:27 PM]: wait I'm sending you an intro from one of my former fics
Ajlvr27 [11:28 PM]: k
Ajlvr27 [11:29 PM]: checdk your mail
killerperfect [11:29 PM]: Hiei: You mean that bitch isn?t dead!
Miamora: Technically she is a kitzune. Why are you here anyway?
Hiei: Hn.
Miamora: Figures.
Sabrina Usagi: Geometric! Yeah what did I win?
killerperfect [11:29 PM]: Hiei: You mean that bitch isn?t dead!
Miamora: Technically she is a kitzune. Why are you here anyway?
Hiei: Hn.
Miamora: Figures.
Sabrina Usagi: Geometric! Yeah what did I win?

Ajlvr27 [11:30 PM]: ok
Ajlvr27 [11:30 PM]: :-)
killerperfect [11:31 PM]: I did something wrong
Ajlvr27 [11:31 PM]: o k

killerperfect [11:37 PM]: Yusuke: An all expense paid trip to the Asylum for non-existent gods and goddesses with Kuwabaka where you will enjoy quality time with the freak in the steam-room and also on the beach where skinny-dipping is required!

Sabrina Usagi: *blank stare and wetting herself while she cries*

Hiei: Not even I am that cruel. *turns to Sabrina Usagi and cuddles her* Don't worry I'm here for you honey *Kisses her head* My poor little Sugar Queen, I'll never let that happen to you.