Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Histaria ❯ Bonus for all of you bastered who don't review ( Chapter 5 )

Hey these are just a few random conversations that me (the first and sixth and seventh and eighth) and my cousin Lilianiana (the second and third) and my friend Destiny aka Destiny's Death (the fourth and fifth) with unsuspecting idi...um people who either get our well actually my sn or me theirs these people just know my password. the last three are just to anoy you and the people I IMed yes I enjoy anoying you Molly and Sarah but it is not like you crak heads will ever read this.

XblowxmexharderX: hey sexy
Pottersjk89: very nasty name
XblowxmexharderX: but it is what I want you to do
Pottersjk89: lol wow who is this
XblowxmexharderX: Just a sexy imp in Florida
Pottersjk89: you see i have a penis so i don't suck or blow thast what other people have to do to me
XblowxmexharderX: don't you love me
XblowxmexharderX: ???
Pottersjk89: nope not if you're not adam
XblowxmexharderX: who says I'm not
Pottersjk89: hi sabrina
Pottersjk89: yeah i'm not that much of a retard
XblowxmexharderX: you are talking about Adam Lazzara right
Pottersjk89: yeah why
XblowxmexharderX: no reason bye
XblowxmexharderX: screw you later
Pottersjk89: bye

XblowxmexharderX: Hello how is your dick today?
Pottersjk89: nice and hard
XblowxmexharderX: good
XblowxmexharderX: good
Pottersjk89: why would you like to use it
XblowxmexharderX: yeah sure thanks
Pottersjk89: welcome
Pottersjk89: courtney's dumbass left didn't she
XblowxmexharderX: send it to lois lane in Kingston Jamaica
XblowxmexharderX: who's courtney?

Pottersjk89: sure like you don't know
XblowxmexharderX: I don't
Pottersjk89: lol nasty kids
Pottersjk89: oh god nevermind
XblowxmexharderX: I'm confused
Pottersjk89: i am too
XblowxmexharderX: I like picle do you?
Pottersjk89: what the fuck is that
XblowxmexharderX: a pickles I mean
Pottersjk89: lol yeah
XblowxmexharderX: I like to play with them play nice long happy tiring games
Pottersjk89: oh wow thats really nice lol
Pottersjk89: how old or you ,like 13 or something
XblowxmexharderX: do you like playing with pickles?

XblowxmexharderX: 15
Pottersjk89: nope not really
Pottersjk89: cool
XblowxmexharderX: why don't you like to play with pickles
XblowxmexharderX: theyare soo much fun
Pottersjk89: becasue its not like me to do those thing ,you know
Pottersjk89: but sarah johanson does
XblowxmexharderX: but pickles come with hot guys and they come attached too
Pottersjk89: yeah but i don't fucking play with them
Pottersjk89: lol you must have a vibrater
XblowxmexharderX: no three boyfriends but close enough
Pottersjk89: oh cool
XblowxmexharderX: I also like cake and doughnuts but my mom says that if I eat too much I will get fat
Pottersjk89: um...yeah hey do you know sarah johanson
XblowxmexharderX: nope
Pottersjk89: shes quite the nasty type
Pottersjk89: she does the nasty
XblowxmexharderX: I'm sure you would know
Pottersjk89: ha ha no i just know her
XblowxmexharderX: right............
Pottersjk89: believe what you want but do what you want
XblowxmexharderX: I will.... I will.... Maybe one of my bofriends wants to come over?

Pottersjk89: that sounds fun
XblowxmexharderX: maybe it will be maybe they will get in one of their idiotic moods
Pottersjk89: asses
Pottersjk89: i'm a total bitch
XblowxmexharderX: are cute asses
Pottersjk89: lol i bet they work out
XblowxmexharderX: yes you probably are
Pottersjk89: hey!! how do you know
XblowxmexharderX: you gave me an idea
Pottersjk89: oh god
XblowxmexharderX: a nice beautiful idea
Pottersjk89: what
XblowxmexharderX: if they get into the right mood
Pottersjk89: you're are so nasty lol its really sad
Pottersjk89: hey maybe you can teach adam something
XblowxmexharderX: think what you want to
Pottersjk89: lol
XblowxmexharderX: I could but I would have to meet him first then I would have to see if my friend would have to see if I could borrow my boyfriend's apartment
Pottersjk89: ohh
XblowxmexharderX: I hpoe you don't mind if he spends a month with me in Jamaica
Pottersjk89: fuck yeah i want to go
XblowxmexharderX: oooh you can't come you see then the lesson won't be learned or felt properly
XblowxmexharderX: and we don't want that
Pottersjk89: ic but hes not in the area now so i don''t think any of this is possible
XblowxmexharderX: especially not me
Pottersjk89: no we don't
Pottersjk89: lol
XblowxmexharderX: maybe wait my ex might want to meet you
Pottersjk89: cool what does he look like
XblowxmexharderX: well even though I still sort of like him I'll tell you
Pottersjk89: ok thanx
XblowxmexharderX: He is about 6foot 5 with the most awsome washbourd abbs he has a delicious tan and sea green eyes you could drown in.
XblowxmexharderX: He has a very nice build
Pottersjk89: damn
XblowxmexharderX: what
XblowxmexharderX: ???
Pottersjk89: lol he sounds like 25 ish
XblowxmexharderX: no he is onle 17
Pottersjk89: oh wow
XblowxmexharderX: he is from Hawaii but grew up with his mom in California. He moved here to live with his dad and is training to go to the Olimpics
Pottersjk89: aww
Pottersjk89: thast so beautiful
XblowxmexharderX: but he cheated on me
XblowxmexharderX: with my twin
Pottersjk89: oh shit thats wrong
Pottersjk89: lol hes a pimp,huh?
XblowxmexharderX: no just an oversexed pompous jerk
Pottersjk89: oh did you beat him up at all
XblowxmexharderX: no I couldn't do such a thing
XblowxmexharderX: I just dated his brother for a month
Pottersjk89: you people are mad
XblowxmexharderX: no angry
Pottersjk89: bette word
Pottersjk89: *R
XblowxmexharderX: hey my cousin called
Pottersjk89: cool
XblowxmexharderX: she said that your name is Amirah
Pottersjk89: yeah it is
XblowxmexharderX: and that she does knoow this dude courtney
Pottersjk89: lol
XblowxmexharderX: and she says that I shouldn't use her buddy list
Pottersjk89: who is your cousin
XblowxmexharderX: but hey I get bored
XblowxmexharderX: Sabrina
Pottersjk89: oh
Pottersjk89: yeah i was talking to her
XblowxmexharderX: oh
XblowxmexharderX: wait yeah she saved your convation
Pottersjk89: actually i though you were her for a minute
Pottersjk89: ok
XblowxmexharderX: conversation*

XblowxmexharderX: no way
Pottersjk89: what
XblowxmexharderX: I am too hot to be her
Pottersjk89: lol that was so mean
XblowxmexharderX: but true
Pottersjk89: what type for music do you listen to
XblowxmexharderX: all types well anything besides country
XblowxmexharderX: and beside slutty spears
XblowxmexharderX: and nstync
Pottersjk89: me neither btu i don't hate
Pottersjk89: her
Pottersjk89: i don't like pop music
XblowxmexharderX: but it is great to dance to and I love dancing
Pottersjk89: i like some dance music you know like that techno shit
XblowxmexharderX: yeah that is fun to dance to too
Pottersjk89: yeah but not when your neck hurts thast bull shit when you have to head bang five minutes later
XblowxmexharderX: oh that has gotta hurt
Pottersjk89: yeah don't listen to taking back sunday if you don't wanna be hurt
XblowxmexharderX: My cousin says you shouldn't talk to a slut like me
Pottersjk89: lol its ok i'm used to it i talk to my mom
Pottersjk89: i fucking hate her
XblowxmexharderX: you are such a nice person but not as nice as Sabrina
Pottersjk89: oh thank you lol
XblowxmexharderX: she almost set her house on fire when her mom was asleep
Pottersjk89: lol i want to
XblowxmexharderX: but her mom is a fucking bitch
Pottersjk89: o0o0 burn!!
Pottersjk89: i'm going to a home hopefully
XblowxmexharderX: why
XblowxmexharderX: is your mom a drunk
Pottersjk89: no shes just a bitch anf=d a half
Pottersjk89: and*
XblowxmexharderX: Ah wan't to join the club for future mom murderers
Pottersjk89: hell yeah
XblowxmexharderX: CFFMM
Pottersjk89: lol
XblowxmexharderX: you are now a member of cffmm in six years we shall arrange a plan to get all our mothers in the same building then burn all tose witches a permanent crisp
XblowxmexharderX: then get rid of the bodies
Pottersjk89: cool but waht if they die before we can do this
Pottersjk89: throw them in the lake
XblowxmexharderX: then we shall rob their graves and burn them anyways
Pottersjk89: sounds fun
XblowxmexharderX: then we can become a group of profesional assasins
Pottersjk89: wecan kill rich people
Pottersjk89: damn i can't spell
XblowxmexharderX: no worries
XblowxmexharderX: but how will we get their money?
Pottersjk89: hmm...i suppose we can juts rob them then kill them
XblowxmexharderX: too messy
Pottersjk89: give them pills or trick them
XblowxmexharderX: hey we can marry old ritch people who are about to die anyways then with all the spousal laws we get all their money
Pottersjk89: lol yeah i'm all for it
XblowxmexharderX: so am I
XblowxmexharderX: oh gtg brbr
Pottersjk89: bye

XblowxmexharderX: hey wanna come to Jamaica

Pottersjk89: fuck yeah

XblowxmexharderX: I'm coming down to visit my friend in Miami in a week and will be staying at my cousin's in Palm Beach County if you could make it there

Pottersjk89: lol i'm poor

Pottersjk89: but thanks for the offer

XblowxmexharderX: child pulease just take the bus my cousin's friend went to New York with her friend Kim for two month after she ran away from home last summer

Pottersjk89: hey read this for me please

XblowxmexharderX: read what?

Pottersjk89: i live in niagara falls

Pottersjk89: oh hold up

Pottersjk89: i'll just forward this to you then

XblowxmexharderX: sure

XblowxmexharderX: but you dont have my e-mail adress

Pottersjk89: yeah figured

Pottersjk89: ok are you on mediaminer right now

XblowxmexharderX: no

Pottersjk89: ok then whats your email address

XblowxmexharderX: SabrinaUsagi@2die4.com

Pottersjk89: lol

XblowxmexharderX: it goes with the screen name me and my cuz share

Pottersjk89: oh

XblowxmexharderX: I like to go bye the name sugar queen of the second elves

Pottersjk89: lol i go by the name frodo

XblowxmexharderX: I've heard this name somewhere just can't place it

Pottersjk89: lord of the rings

XblowxmexharderX: oh

XblowxmexharderX: I was thinking about a diffrent movie some kids I hang around and hate were talking about

Pottersjk89: yeah thats the type of fantasy stuff i like

Pottersjk89: damn them

XblowxmexharderX: a kind of nasty movie

XblowxmexharderX: my friend's boyfriend and his friends

Pottersjk89: oh i wouldn't know about that but you can talk to my brother

XblowxmexharderX: k puy him on wait how old is he

Pottersjk89: lol he doen't have a computer and he's 4

Pottersjk89: no hes really 24 and i hate him!

XblowxmexharderX: damn you

Pottersjk89: lol

XblowxmexharderX: 24 ^.^

Pottersjk89: yeah i hate that bastard too

XblowxmexharderX: ^.~

XblowxmexharderX: send him my love

Pottersjk89: he has a kid now too and she's coming over tommorow..i hate babies

Pottersjk89: ok

XblowxmexharderX: oh but is he married

XblowxmexharderX: ???!!!???

Pottersjk89: fuck no dude

XblowxmexharderX: :-D

Pottersjk89: he hits his baby's mama plus comes and complain to my mother about her, making her feel sorry for him and now he says the mother is starving her so now my mom wants the baby to live with us

Pottersjk89: i'll kill it if she and my brother move in

XblowxmexharderX: send him down here

XblowxmexharderX: !!!!

ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: whu r u
speciallty69: A ghost in the night waiting for his prey
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: thats fuckin nice

speciallty69: it is isn't it
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: yea it is asshole whu r u
speciallty69: I can't tell you who I am or where I'm from but I can tell you this........
speciallty69: I see gay people
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: thats great u c ur reflection in the computer
speciallty69: not really I'm undecided 4 now
speciallty69: The redcoats are coming!
speciallty69: The redcoats are coming!
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: oh no
speciallty69: And they're bringing the redsocks
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: niooooooo
speciallty69: run run like the wind froto
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: lol
speciallty69: They'll make you fight badly and make you stay on a loser team until you retire
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: really
speciallty69: let me guess your name in Franchise
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: yea
speciallty69: I'm average it's my birthday it's my birthday.......
speciallty69: And I can cry if I want to cry if I want to
speciallty69: you would cry too if my stalkeer was in love with you
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: yea i no
speciallty69: you know him he is a shady guy who calls himself famous
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: ohh
speciallty69: please I'm trying to track him down so my friend can maim him
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: ok
speciallty69: so you know him
speciallty69: ?????
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: yes
speciallty69: name and phone number please
speciallty69: and some backround info would be nice
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: joey 968 6042
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: he is bi sexual
speciallty69: last name
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: marson
speciallty69: thanks
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: np
speciallty69: do you have his adress too
speciallty69: ??
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: no sry
speciallty69: don't worry bout it
speciallty69: I can probably get it off the net
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: yea
speciallty69: how do you know him???
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: skool
speciallty69: Are you stalking him stalking me
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: yea
speciallty69: so technically by default you are stalking me too
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: yes
speciallty69: I'm calling the polce on you
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: ok
speciallty69: but first could you give me your name phone number and adress
speciallty69: thanks
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: sry
speciallty69: why not
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: sryu
speciallty69: well bye screw you later

speciallty69: I just realized something you gave me my friend's phone number
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: lol
speciallty69: that wasn't funny when I called and asked 4 Joey her sister laughed at me
ThEfRaNcHiSeXaTr: lol
speciallty69: NOT FUNNY!!!!!! >:o

SabrinaUsagi: fly like a birdy
SabrinaUsagi: fly to the sky
SabrinaUsagi: fly to your hearts content
CHEERGIRL872: riight
SabrinaUsagi: for if you don't you'll die
CHEERGIRL872: im gunna go xOx bye
SabrinaUsagi: bye
CHEERGIRL872 signed off at 13:25:28.

SabrinaUsagi: The red caots are coming the red coats are coming
XxflirtxgurlxX: who?
SabrinaUsagi: The english
XxflirtxgurlxX: y would i care
SabrinaUsagi: cause
XxflirtxgurlxX: oooook
SabrinaUsagi: one day I'm going to take over the world
XxflirtxgurlxX: okkkk
SabrinaUsagi: singing do dah diddy diddy dum diddy dum
XxflirtxgurlxX signed off at 16:31:00.
SabrinaUsagi: One day I'll destroy the universe

Previous message was not received by XxflirtxgurlxX because of error: User XxflirtxgurlxX is not available.

SabrinaUsagi: Death is only a call away
XxflirtxgurlxX: okaaay
SabrinaUsagi: Life is only a slice away
XxflirtxgurlxX: bye
SabrinaUsagi: so do the right thing commit suicide
SabrinaUsagi: heygive it a shot if you do it right you wont be dissapointed
XxflirtxgurlxX signed off at 19:08:54.