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CREEMPUFFS!

DeathLady: I got inspired!



Yoko: -.- she got hit on the head with a coconut.



DeathLady: DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUNE MY MOMENT!?!?!?



Yoko: yes. It's my job.



DeathLady: do you get paid?



Yoko: no....



DeathLady: THEN IT'S NOT YOU JOB!!!!!!!



Yoko: 8.8 my poor ears... Disclaimer we own DeathLady, Puppy, Bluemoon,
and Friday 13th.

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DeathLady: I'm sooooo bored. so....lets have a party!



Yoko: grate. Last time we had a party you had to sub for Botan and
nobody could die for 2 months because you where to lazy.



DeathLady: No I wasn't lazy! ok...Maybe a little.....yes...



Yoko: -.- see...



DeathLady: oh well.



Yoko: o.O



*suddenly Dreamfox, WindWolf, Koga, Ford, Jin, BHS, LoboWolf,
Sesshomaru, Separoth, WindFox, Karasu, and
Dark-Sparrow.




Karasu: NOT AGAIN!



Ford: Is it time to torture random people already?



DeathLady: Yep!



Ford: Let me go get my Russian Roulette pistol.



Everyone else: O.O; ......



DeathLady: er..... who's hungry?



BHS: Can I cook!?!?!?



Everyone who knows how bad BHS cooks: NO!!!!!!!!!


BHS: 8.8



DeathLady: *to Karasu* are you hungry?



Karasu: *with EXTREME sarcasm* no I think I'll photosynthesize. Mmmmmm
photosynthessdic....NO OF COARSE I'M HUNGRY YOU TWIT!!!!



DeathLady: no need to yell. *makes 20 pizzas appear* Ok we have 10
pepperoni, 3 pineapple and Canadian bacon, 5 cheese, and 2 with
everything on it. DIG IN!



LoboWolf: That's a lot of pizza..... *grabs a pepperoni pizza and runs
off it* IT'S ALL MINE!!!!!!! MINE I TELL YOU MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!



Everyone: O.o;



Ford: I think she has lost it.....



DeathLady: Then we have done are job....


Sesshomaru: What job? Driving people mad????


BHS: YEP!


Sesshomaru: No one asked you....


Dreamfox: *drooling* ........Sesshomaru........


Ford: We are going to need more room.....Death make the room bigger
like the last time we had a torture the bishie party.

Jin: I remember that. I got to land a 747 right on ford's head when she
was playing Frisbee with Yusuke.


Ford: -.- don't remind me......... *Suddenly a tin if creampuffs fall
on her head* ALL RIGHT WHO ASKED FOR DESSERT!?!?!?


DeathLady: SEE! I TOLD YOU ONE-DAY CREEMPUFFS WOULD TAKE OVER THE
WORLD! *smashes some creampuffs wit a blender* DIE!


LoboWolf: Death.....THEY NEVER WHERE ALIVE!!!!!


Creampuffs: *suddenly grow arms, legs, and mouths and run away from
DeathLady*


Everyone: o.O


Creampuffs leader: THE CREEMPUFFS SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ARE
CRISPINESS AND CREAM FILLING!!!!!!!


DeathLady: *hits leader over the head with her blender* DIE EVIL
CREEMPUFFS OF DOOOOM!!!!!!


Creampuffs Leader: I have been hit! I'm loosing my creaminess! Good by
world that I never got to take over!


BHS: JUST DIE ALREADY!


Creampuffs Leader: Ok *falls over dead*


Other Creampuffs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* five minuets later* Ok we are over it. *puts up sign that say whom
ever eats this creampuff shall be our new leader.*


Separoth: *eating creampuff* MmMmMm...... the cream filling!


Creampuffs: All hail the creampuff leader!

Separoth:.....That was not good was it.... *is turned into a creampuff*


LoboWolf: Sephy!


DeathLady: ......yes you are.




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DeathLady: Read, Review, and for some people Update sooooooooooooon or
I will sick the creampuffs on you!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!



Random Person: Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together? I'll leave you to think about that.....