Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Abnormal Friends ❯ The Strange Girl ( Chapter 1 )

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Hi. I am Donald McGrath. My life was OK until some girl just fell on my lap and then all hell broke loose.

I was just playing my gameboy on the bus and missed my stop. So I had to walk pass the airport and some red haired girl just fell on me.

Donald: You OK. (God she’s half-naked.)

Girl: where am I?

Donald: You’re at the airport.

Girl: Who are you?

Donald: Donald.

Girl: Who am I?

Donald: (oh crap she can remember who she is.) Come on. Let’s go to my friend’s house to get you cleaned up. She’ll know what to do. (God I don’t.)

Girl: OK.

Donald: Here take my p.e. shirt your uhhh… your jugs are hanging out.

Girl: sorry.

Donald: that OK.

Later at Pixy’s house.

Pixy: Donald what the holy hell did you do to this girl.

Donald: I did nothing. Can you help her get cleaned up and I’ll tell you what happen.

Pixy: OK but you owe me one.

5 min later.

Pixy: What the fuck!

Donald: What happened. Who is that dude.

Pixy: He is that girl you brought.

Donald: This is not cool.

Boy: What happened?

Donald: My friend just decked you.

Pixy: Two things. One are you a boy or a girl and, two how did you do that change thing?

Boy: I don’t know.

Pixy: What your name?

Boy: Ran ran

Donald: Ranbo

Boy: Ranko

Pixy: I think that’s a girl’s name.

Donald: Pixy how did Ranko turn into a boy?

Pixy: I was helping her…. Uh, him clean some cuts and I dropped some hot water.

Donald: So you dropped hot water. So lets try cold water.

Ranko & Pixy: OK.

Donald: OK here it goes nothing.

Ranko: It’s cold.

Pixy: He changed!

Donald: This is fucked up. What are we going to do?

Ranko: Donald can I stay at your house tonight.

Donald: OK. My mom is not home, so you can come. What Pixy, stop giving me that look.

Later that night

Donald: Here are some of my old clothes.

Ranko: Thank you.

Donald: No prob.

Ranko: What’s that on your head.

Donald: What these ears.

Ranko: They look like cat ears.

Donald: They are.

Ranko: How did you get cat ears.

Donald: I don’t know. I had them all my life.

Ranko: OK. Good night

Donald: Night Ranko.

At the airport a boy with a huge backpack came out.

Boy: Ranma, I’ll kill you!

Next day

Donald: Huh… Ranko? What the hell is a pig doing in the living room?

Ranko: I found him in the pool.

Donald: Is it alive?

Ranko: Yea.

Donald: Well huh… OK.

Ranko: Can we keep him?

Donald: OK (so now a girl that turns into a boy and a comatose pig. My life is great.)

Later

Ranko: Donald.

Donald: yea.

Ranko: why do you cover your ears?

Donald: so I don’t freak out people.

Ranko: so where are we going?

Donald: We are going to the park to meet up with my friends.

Ranko: OK lets go.

Donald: wait up it’s the other way.

Ranko: sorry.

At the park

Jorge: Hey Don.

Donald: Hey Jorge. Where’s Steve and Pixy?

Jorge: They’ll be here soon. Who is this?

Donald: Her?

Ranko: I am Ranko.

Jorge: Hi Ranko.

Steve: Yo, Don, Jorge!

Donald & Jorge: hey.

Ranko: Who is that?

Donald: Our 6-foot friend Steve.

Ranko: Hi Steve.

Steve: Who are you?

Pixy: That the girl I was telling you about. Her name is Ranko.

All: Hi Pixy.

Pixy: Hey.

Donald: So now that we all know each other lets get going.

Ranko: To where?

Donald: To my dad’s house.

Pixy: Why?

Donald: So we can find out about Ranko.

Jorge: What are we going to do there?

Donald: Rob and me are going to hack into the state computer and find were Ranko lives.

Steve: ok.

Later

Ranko: Jorge why do you have a tail.

Jorge: I don’t know.

Pixy: And I got dragon wings on my back. (God this girl asks to many Questions.)

Steve: Is that a pig following us.

Ranko: Yea. He is my pet. Come here boy.

Pixy: cool pig.

Donald: Lets go. (God this is getting weird.)

One block from the house

Rob: Yo Don.

All: hi!

Rob: So is that the girl.

Donald: yep.

Pixy: What the fuck is that?

Steve: It looks like a pack of wolfs.

Jorge: Why are they running.

Donald: 12 Wolfs running the other way.

Rob: Yep.

Donald: There must be some thing big behind us.

Rob: Yep.

Donald: We going to kill it.

Rob: Bring it on.

Jorge: Wolf Fire Flame!

And just like that a big flame shot out of Jorge’s fingers. The monster started to scream and ran off.

Rob: Yo Wolf boy I wanted to kill it.

Jorge: Well what was I going to do? Just let it kill us?

Pixy: Stop fighting. (What am I saying go ahead, kill each other.)

Donald: ok.

Ranko: Let’s get going before it comes back.

Steve: Ranko uhh I think your pig shit him self.

Ranko: Aww.. Lets get you cleaned up.

Donald: (God that pig smells!)

Later

Steve: cannonball!

Pixy: stop splashing me or I’ll break your leg.

Ranko: Good thing you took me to get a swimsuit.

Pixy: yea.

Ranko: why is Jorge wearing jeans in the pool.

Pixy: Trust me you don’t what to know.

Inside

Donald: ok I am in. now let’s find Ranko.

Outside

Steve is tied up in a lawn chair.

Pixy: I told you to stop splashing us!

Steve: (Viva la resistance, Pixy! I will have the last laugh!)

Jorge: Remind me not to mess with you.

Inside

Rob: What was that?

Donald: Steve in the lawn chair. Fuck! She not in the files.

Rob: Let’s try Google.

Donald: Fuck Google! You look up way to much porn there.

Rob: Here she is.

Donald: Finally. Go get everyone.

Rob: Ok.

Later

Donald: We found out that Ranko was in some Kung fu obstacle race in Japan. So Ranko’s last name is Saotome.

Ranko: So my last name is Saotome.

Rob: And you dad name is Genma Saotome and we think you have brother named Ranma.

Pixy: That great.

Jorge: What? She lives in Japan.

Donald: Yep.

Ranko: How far is Japan?

Steve: Real far.

Donald: So that’s why I found you at the airport. You must have got on the wrong plain when you got hit on the head.

Pixy: But it still doesn’t explain her ripped clothes.

Donald: I found her like that!

Pixy: Sure…

Jorge: How the hell do we get her to Japan?

Donald: Well I got an Uncle with a big plane. He could take us.

Ranko: Ok then let’s go.

Donald: One problem.

Rob: what is it?

Donald: My grandpa is the only one that knows were he lives and he hates me.

Pixy: So trick him into giving you the info.

Donald: I’ll try (I hope I can) Well you can all spend the night my dads on a trip somewhere.

Ranko: Well lets go swimming then.

All: Ok.

Next day

Donald: Ok, here we are.

Ranko: Why am I coming with you?

Donald: My grandpa kind of a… You will figure it out when you meet him.

3 Hours later

Donald: That went well. (Yea right. He made 20 passes at Ranko.)

Ranko: So we’re going

Doanld: Yep. (Thank God she didn’t figure out what he was doing.)

Ranko: Why did he give you that dagger.

Donald: You sat through that 2-Hour story.

Ranko: Nope I fell asleep.

Donald: Me to. (Thank god he did to.)

Ranko: Don look out!

Donald: Great a bird monsters.

Zuu: (must kill both of them)

Donald: Blitz! Aura Bolt!

A big blast of blue energy shot out of Donald’s hand at the Zuu.

Zuu: (Bull Birdie Bomb)

25 Bombs shot out of his wings at the blast. Boom! They both canceled each other’s moves.

Donald: Shit! That’s it I’m mad.

Ranko: Let me fight it.

Donald: Do you know how? (Why is there only 1? Don’t they hunt in packs of 3?)
Why is she going in a circle?

Ranko: Hi Ryu Sho Ten Ha!

A big Twist took the Zuu and tore it a part

Donald: Holy crap!

Ranko: What the fuck did I just do?

Donald: You beat the living crap out of it, that’s what you just did. (So she can fight.)

Then two more Zuu came at us.

Zuu: (Kill! Kill! Kill!)

Donald: What the fuck my hand is glowing! (It’s a dark Magic Symbol)

Zuu 1: (Kill!)

Zuu 2: (can we say something beside Kill?)

Zuu 1: (Kill! I don’t care. Kill!)

Zuu 2: (ok)

Zuu 1: (Kill!)

Zuu 2: (Evil pie!)

The 2 Zuu came at Ranko.

Donald: Dark Star Claw!

A dark slash cut both Zuu into many Pieces.

Donald: How did I do that?

Ranko: Let’s get to your house before more come.

Donald: Yea let’s go.

At the house

Ranko: So that’s what happened.

Pixy: Ok, let’s get ready to go.

Donald: Your coming?

Pixy: Hell yea. We’ll go.

Steve: Why should we let you two get to have all the fun?

Rob: Yea. You guys might get attacked again.

Jorge: Well let’s eat.

Donald: Yea I’m starving.

Pixy: When do we get going?

Ranko: Two days.

and they all went to eat

Steve: Ranko, pass the soup.

Ranko: ok. (I dropped the soup oh crap!)

Steve: Great a girl that turns into a boy, one more reason to chop my dick off.

Ranko: Can I get some water.

Donald: Here.

Ranko: Thank you!

Jorge: I got KFC!

Rob: And soda!

Pixy: Good lets eat.

the next day

Pixy: Ranko.

Ranko: yea?

Pixy: Let’s go to the mall to hang out.

Ranko: Ok. I’ll tell someone we are going.

In the living room

Ranko: Anyone here.

Rob: I am.

Ranko: where?

Rob: Look up.

Ranko: How are you hanging on that pole?

Rob: My tail.

Ranko: What a kind of tail?

Rob: The monkey kind.

Ranko: Ok. Well Pixy and I are going to the mall.

Rob: Ok. Keep an eye out for monsters.

Ranko: Bye!

Rob: see ya!

Outside

Donald: Blitz! Bum Rush!

Jorge: Wolf Fire Flame!

Lighting fast punches and a big blast of fire killed the plant monsters.

Ranko & Pixy: Bye!

Donald: See ya!

Jorge: Heads up!

Donald: Blitz! Pummel!

Jorge: 2 down 8 to go.

Donald: Where you get 8?

Jorge: I don’t know.

Donald: Watch out.

In the house

Pig: (How hard is it to break out of a cage? I have got to kill Ranma.)

Steve: Hey Pig.

Pig: (Oh crap!)

Steve: You want out?

Pig: (Yes, yes, dear god yes!)

Steve: Ok. Here you go.

Pig: (Great, now to get Ranma)

Steve: Hey! Get back here.

Pig: (Finally!)

Outside

Pixy: Is that your pig?

Ranko: Yea. How’d you get out? Did you miss me?

And with that Ranko gave her pig a death hold hug

The pig passed out

Ranko: Aww… He sleeping.

Pixy: yea. (God, she going to kill that pig.)

Ranko: Let’s go shopping.

Pixy: ok.

Back at the house

Steve: Have you seen Ranko’s pig?

Rob: No, why?

Steve: It got out.

Donald: It ran down the street after Ranko. She probably got him.

Steve: Ok.

Jorge: Steve, Rob your turn to bash the monsters.

Rob: Let’s go.

Steve: Ok.

At the mall

Pixy: Get that away from me!

Ranko: I thought all girls like pink.

Pixy: Well I’m not all girls. (If she comes at me with one more pink thing she is going to die!)

Pig: …?

Later

Pixy: That looks good on you, Ranko.

Ranko: You think so.

Ranko was wearing a red Chinese shirt and blue sweatpants.

Pixy: I really do.

Ranko: Well then I’m buying it.

Back at the house

Donald: So, Rob have you ever seen a marking like this.

Rob: It is a dark Magic star.

Donald: Yea I know that. But why do I sense so much energy.

Rob: No clue.

At the mall

Pixy: Why did you buy a leash for that pig?

Ranko: So I can take him on walks.

Pixy: Let’s just go back to Donald house. (If that pig takes one more dump were having pork for dinner.)

Later

Donald: So you’re back?

Ranko: Yep.

Pixy: Yep. (Thank god we’re back.)

Donald: You ok?

Pixy: Yea.

Ranko: Well I am going to sleep.

Donald: night.

Jorge: Don, want to train?

Donald: Ok.

Next day

Donald: Let’s go to Japan!

All: Yea.

6 hours and a lot of weird smells later

Pixy: You said he had a big plane.

Donald: Well that’s what his letters said.

Rob: I’m hungry. You guys want food?

Steve: I do.

Ranko: So do I.

Jorge: Theirs a place over there.

Donald: Food!

Pig: (Food!)

Pixy: Let’s go.

At the Restaurant

Girl: I miss Ranma.

Donald: I wonder what they serve here?

Girl: Welcome Ukyo’s okonomiyaki.

All: Hi!

Girl: Ranma? Ranma is that you?

Ranko: Me?

Girl: Ranma It’s me Ukyo. Don’t you remember me?

Ranko: I don’t remember that much.

Ukyo: You! Cat boy, what did you do to Ranma.

Donald: I didn’t do a thing, I found her and she couldn’t remember a thing.

Ukyo: You did this to him.

Ukyo took her big spatula and went at Donald. He took his dagger and blocks the attack.

Donald: What the fuck? All we are is trying to help Ranko!

Ukyo: Ranma!

Donald: Whatever!

Boy: Dear pigtail girl.

Pixy: Don’t touch me.

Steve: Let go of her. Bull Rush Punch!

Steve punches the boy out the door.

Girl: Ranma!

Jorge: Who are you?

Girl: Akane.

Rob: STOP IT!

One minute later 8 kids and one pig are in a circle.

Donald: And that’s what happened.

Akane: We have been looking for Ranma everywhere. Were so glad to have him back.

Jorge: Wait a sec. Ranko’s a boy.

Akane: He has a curse to turn into a girl.

Rob: We thought Ranko was a girl.

Akane: We should get him home to his dad.

Pixy: Holy shit there is about 30 to 40 monsters are coming our way.

Donald: Good lets kick some ass.

20 goblins, 10 Harpies, and 5 Wyrms were coming at us

Pixy: Demon sword come forth.

Pixy’s sword came through a portal right into her hand.

Jorge: Got to find it. (Dear god I hope I packed it.) Found it. My sword will cut these monsters down.

Rob: Good thing I got my Blades on me.

Steve: Urge to kill rising.

Donald: Ranko, Akane, Ukyo you going to fight.

Ranko: I am.

Akane: I got a hammer and I’m not afraid to use it.

Ukyo: I’ll kill them all.

Donald: Great. (Were the hell did Akane get that hammer? It came out of thin air.)

In the back room

Pig: (finally! Hot water.)

The pig got wet and turned in to a boy.

Boy: Now to help Akane. But first I got to find some clothes.

Outside

Jorge: God why won’t these things die. Wolf impact!

Jorge stuck his sword in a goblin and it exploded.

Rob: Shut up and just kill. Ice Shatter Crash!

He froze and shattered 2 goblins.

Donald: Stop fighting each other and kill them. Blitz! Wind Blade!

2 wind slashes went right throe 2 Harpies cutting them in half.

Donald: Rob! Jorge! Let’s try a tri attack.

Rob & Jorge: Right!

Donald: Aura Bolt!

Rob: Ice Shatter Crash!

Jorge: Wolf Fire Flame!

All three: Tri Attack!

A burst of lighting, fire, and ice killed 3 Wyrms.

Steve: Don’t have too much fun. Bull Rush Punch!

2 more Goblins down.

Ranko: Take this. Hi Ryu Sho Ten Ha!

The twister got 4 Harpies.

Pixy: This is getting old. Demon Slayer!

A slash of red energy cut 2 Wyrms down.

Ukyo: Get away from me!

Slash off goes a Harpy head.

Akane: Time to play whack A Goblin.

Goblins: (Oh shit!)

6 Goblins gone.

Inside

Boy: Well they fit at least. Now to help.

The boy went outside and it started to rain.

Pig: (Fuck!)

Steve: God! I just killed this!

Ranko: Why do they keep coming back?

Pixy: No fucking clue! Die!

Jorge: That’s a big worm.

Ukyo: Run before that thing gets us!

Donald: No that thing is there leader.

Worm: (Must kill the red one.)

Pixy: Don! Rob! Cover me!

Donald & Rob: Right!

Rob: YO! Big fat and ugly! Take this! Ice Shatter Crash!

Worm: (That won’t hurt me!)

Donald: Blitz! Bum Rush!

Worm: (hahahahahaha!)

Rob: (Shit our attacks are not working.) Pixy, hurry it up!

Pixy: Full Dragon Flame!

A huge fire dragon formed around Pixy and burned the living crap out of the worm

Ranko: It’s still not dying!

Donald: That’s it! (My hand is glowing again.) You’re dead! Dark Star Claw!

His Dark Claw went right throe the big worm cuttings him into small strips. And the rest of the monster went with him.

Donald: Finally. That hurt. I’m going to sleep now.

Donald collapses from lack of energy.

Ukyo: Let’s get him in the house.

That night

Doanld: Where am I?

Man: Next time you use the dark star claw use it with the Star Dagger.

Donald: What.

Man: Just do it.

Next day

Donald: Where am I?

Ukyo: You’re at my house.

Donald: Ok. What happen to the monsters?

Ukyo: You guys killed them.

Donald: Great. Uh… Why is my hand wrapped up?

Ukyo: You have burns on it.

Donald: Ok...

Ukyo: You hungry?

Donald: Yea. What you cooking?

Ukyo: Okonomiyaki.

Donald: What that?

Ukyo: Try it.

Donald: Yummm… Okonomiyaki.

Pixy: Hey your up.

Donald: Yummm… Okonomiyaki.

Pixy: Cut that out.

Donald: Ok. Where is everyone?

Pixy: Well Rob, Jorge, and Steve is outside cleaning up the mess you made.

Donald: Sorry, and Ranko?

Pixy: She went home with Akane. Akane said come visit when you wake up.

Donald: Ok lets go. Ouch!

Ukyo: Looks like your not going anywhere.

Donald: I’ll be ok. Let’s go. Ukyo you coming?

Ukyo: Yea. Let me close up shop.

On the street to Akane’s house

Girl: You, cat boy!

Donald: What!

Girl: What you do to my Ranma?!

Donald: One! I found her like that, and two why does everyone blame me?

Rob: Who are you. (Please tell me she is not holding big rattails.)

Girl: My name Shampoo.

Pixy: Ok Shampoo why are you blaming Donald. (What with the rattails?)

Shampoo: Me fight cat boy!

Ukyo: Shampoo, Donald and his friends helped Ranma get home.

Shampoo: Shampoo want fight.

Steve: Jorge Why are you googly eyed?

Jorge: Duuhhhhhh… (Cute girl.)

Pixy: How ‘bout you fight me instead?

Shampoo: Ok. Me fight now.

Donald: Pixy you don’t have to do this you know.

Pixy: She’s too preppy for my liking. Anyway you’re to hurt to fight.

Shampoo: Shampoo ready.

Pixy: Bring it, Bitch!

Rob: Cat Fight.

Pixy: Take this. Lighting Whip!

A jolt of electricity shoots out of Pixy’s hand and wiped around Shampoo

Shampoo: You no win!

Boy: Get off my Shampoo.

Rob: Who is this fruit?

Boy: My name is Mousse master of hidden weapons.

Rob: Ok. Let me guess you’re in love with that girl, right?

Mousse: Yea and I’m not going to let you hurt her.

Rob: How ‘bout you fight me and if you win you can stop them, kay.

Mousse: Deal. (This should be easy.)

Steve: Battle ready? Fight! (I always wanted to say that)

Jorge: Ukyo, are there any other crazies people in this town?

Ukyo: Yep. (They don’t know the half of it.)

Rob: Final Freeze!

Pixy: Full Dragon Flame!

Mousse: Cold!

Shampoo: Hot!

Shampoo and Mousse Jumped into a pool and out came a cat and Duck

Donald: Ok.

Ranko: What happened out here?

Steve: That’s what happened.

A cat and a duck ran up the street

Ranko: I am not asking.

Donald: Hi Ranko.

Pixy: Will some one tell me what with all of these people changing into other things?

Old woman: Let me tell you.

Donald: Were did you come from?

Old woman: Over there, come to the cat café.

Rob: Why not I’m hungry.

Jorge: Your always hungry.

Rob: I know.

Pixy: Let’s just go.

At the café

Donald: Jorge I’m telling you, we don’t need a theme song.

Jorge: But it could be a cool one.

Donald: No!

Jorge: Why?

Donald: Because I said so.

Pig: (How’d I get here?)

Akane: P-chan.

Ranko: Is that your pig?

Akane: Yea, he ran away from home.

Ranko: I found him in Don’s pool.

Akane: How did he get there?

Ranko: Only he knows that.

Old woman: Now, for the people who don’t know how Ranma’s curse works here it is in a nutshell.

Pixy: Tell us.

Shampoo: You tell them nothing Great-grandmother.

Great-grandmother: No child! They must know to get Ranma’s mind back.

Jorge: What are you talking about.

Great-grandmother: I can tell you all ready know about Ranma’s curse.

Donald: Yea. How did she get it?

Great-grandmother: There is a place in china called Jusenkyo. There is over 1000 springs each with a curse.

Steve: So if you fall in you get a curse.

Great-grandmother: Yes.

Donald: Well that still does not explain why Ranko lost her memories.

Great-grandmother: She never had any to begin with.

Akane: How is that possible.

Great-grandmother: A demon came and fought Ranma. It won.

Rob: It took his mind.

Great-grandmother: Right, since he had two bodies his girl side got a mind of her own.

Donald: So we find this monster, kill it, get the mind back, and call it a day.

Great-grandmother: It won’t be that easy. That demon has been sending those monsters after you to kill Ranma’s other half.

Pixy: So, we’ll just kill the monsters like any other time. Were from the USA and we fight monsters all the time.

Great-grandmother: Then go to a city north. There you might find the monster that took ‘son in law’ mind.

Doanld: Ok lets go. But first lets eat.

During lunch

Akane: Man they can all eat as much as Ranma.

1 hour and 40 bowls of food later

Ukyo: How can you all eat that much?

Rob: We like food.

Boy: Fair Akane Tendo and the pigtailed girl come on a date with me.

Pixy: Who are you? (What an ass.)

Boy: Tatewaki Kuno the blue thunder of Furinkan High.

Akane: No you creep!

Steve: May I?

Akane: Go right a head.

Steve pulls out a lighter.

Steve: Flaming Wind!

A flame came out of the liter and pushed Kuno up in the air.

Great-grandmother: Donald. Could you come to the back?

Donald: Ok. By the way, what is your name?

Cologne: Cologne.

Donald: Ok. Whacha want?

Cologne: That mark on your hand where did you get it?

Donald: I got it in a monster attack.

Cologne: I saw a marking like that on a dagger.

Donald: You mean this.

Cologne: No, a different dagger. There’s a story about a fighter that had the power of light and dark.

Donald: Yea and he died after fighting some demon.

Cologne: Yes. The other dagger is in Juuban where you are going.

Donald: And you think I should find it?

Cologne: You will need its power to beat this demon.

Donald: Ok.

Outside

Rob: Yo Don!

Donald: Where did they go?

Ranko: To my house.

Rob: We’re staying there tonight.

Donald: Ok.

Ranko: Lets go.

At the dojo

Ranko: Here we are.

Girl: Hello Ranma-chan!

Ranko: Hi Kasumi!

Kasumi: Hello and are you the boy that help Ranma-chan?

Donald: Hi, I’m Donald, this is Rob.

Rob: Hi!

Kasumi: Come on in.

Ranko: This is my mom and dad, Nadoka and Genma Saotome.

Nadoka: This is that Donald. (Oh god, he does have cat ears. I hope Ranma dose not go Neko-ken on him.)

Donald: Hi Miss Saotome.

Genma: Ranma said you and your friends fight monsters.

Donald: Yep.

Nadoka: Are they real?

Donald: What? Could you please stop touching my ears Miss Saotome? Yes, they are real.

Nadoka: Oh sorry.

Donald: No prob.

Rob: Ouch! Who is pulling my tail?

Girl: Cool. It is real.

Nadoka: Nabiki!

Nabiki: Sorry.

Rob: That hurt.

Donald: Where are Pixy, Jorge, and Steve.

Ranko: In the dojo.

In the dojo

Pixy: Come on Ukyo I know you can fight better than that.

Ukyo: I’m just getting started.

Rob: How long have they been going at it.

Akane: About two hours.

The clashing of meddle feels the room

Pixy: Let’s stop.

Ukyo: Yea.

Inside

P-chan: (Good thing I found the some of my clothes here. Hot water great.)

In the dojo

Akane: Well you guy can stay in here tonight. Pixy you can sleep in my room.

Pixy: ok.

Akane: Ukyo. You can stay here to.

Ukyo: Ok.

Boy: Ranma get ready to die.

Akane: Ryoga don’t fight Ranma.

Doanld: Aura Bolt!

Donald blasted Ryoga out the door.

Donald: You ok.

Ranko: yea.

Ryoga: Bakusai Tenketsu!

Don jumped just in time to get away from the attack.

Donald: That it.

Jorge: Don stand down I’ll take him. Yo bring it asshole.

Ryoga: Think you can take me wolf boy.

Jorge: Stop talking and fight. (Donald gave me this attack) Blitz! Fire Dance!

Jorge put his hand out and a twister of fire came out and shot Ryoga into the sky.

Nadoka: Donald. Could you come to the ki pond.

Donald: Ok. (God will these people stop bugging me.)

At the pond.

Nadoka: Donald there is some thing I must tell you.

Donald: Yea go on.

Nadoka: Ranma has a another curse.

Donald: ok what is this one.

Nadoka: when he sees a cat he starts to act like a cat. He starts to attacks anything that moves.

Donald: So.

Nadoka: If she starts to hiss get Akane ok.

Donald: No prob.

Back in the dojo.

Jorge: So your saying all sports has martial arts in them here.

Ukyo: Yep.

Jorge: V-ball.

Ukyo: Yep.

Jorge: How bout ice-skating.

Ukyo: Yep.

Jorge: Cheerleading.

Ukyo: Yep.

Jorge: God this fucked up.

Pixy: well good night.

Ukyo & Akane: Night.

The boys: Night.

Rob: So Jorge you look like you like Shampoo.

Jorge: Yea so.

Rob: You got no chance with her.

Jorge: I know.

Steve: Well I am going to sleep.

Donald: Me to.

Rob: ……

Jorge: Well he’s asleep. Night.

Later that night.

There was a explosion.

Pixy: Get back here you thief!

Old man: Not a chance.

Akane: Get back here Happosai!

Donald: What the fuck.

Steve: That sounds like Pixy.

Donald: Jorge, Rob wake up. No good out cold.

Steve: There they go. Lets go.

Pixy: Man he’s fast.

Donald: Pixy hold on.

Pixy: Why?

Donald: These ears aren’t just for show.

Pixy grabbed Donald shirt and he toke of on all fours.

Donald: Hold on tight.

Pixy: Happosai you bitch give us back our clothes.

Happosai: But your wearing clothes.

Pixy: You know what I mean. Demon sword!

Donald: What? (o god she is about to go ape on him, well dragon at least.)

Happosai: OK OK don’t kill me.

Pixy punched Happosai In to next week.

Donald: What’s in the bag he took. (uhh ohh that look.) You know what never mind.

Pixy: Good move.

Next day.

Ranko: Donald wake up.

Donald: uh huh I did not kill the umplumpa.

Ranko: OK. So you want to spar.

Donald: Ranko please tell me it passed 6:30 am.

Ranko: Ok than I won’t tell you it 5 am.

Donald: ok. But can I have some food first.

Ranko: Ok. My dad is getting the food.

Donald: Lets go.

Jorge Um huhuhu um.

Donald: ok? (Wet dream.)

Out side.

Genma: Ranma, Donald think you can both take me on.

Donald: After you.

Ranko: Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken!

Over 1000 punches went at Genma and blue him away.

Ranko: Well he is out cold.

Donald: No kidding.

Later some were far a way.

Ryoga: How I get here

Old Guy: Your in Chicken.

Ryoga: The state?

Old man: No. KFC.

Back at the dojo’s front door.

Ranko: Bye mom. Bye pop.

Rob: let’s go.

Jorge: # On the road again. #

Donald: I said no songs.

Akane: Do they fight often.

Pixy: No. Just when there awake.

Ukyo: So how long do you think it will take to get there.

Steve: I think it will take 5 days.

Rob: So that means no clue.

Akane: Donald. I just thought what will happen to Ranko when we get Ranma's memory back?

Donald: No clue. We’ll find that out when we get it back.

Rob: So we taking a train?

Ranko: Nope were walking.

Jorge: ok (On the rode again.)

Donald: (Stop that!)

4 blocks form the forest.

Imp: So we put these bombs here and we go home?

Big flying Eye ball: Yep.

Imp: Let’s do it.

Later.

Steve: That a big bomb.

Akane: Let’s walk a round.

Pixy: Or we kill who left it.

Rob: As much as I like things that go boom we got to get going.

Ranko: So we got to climb that cliff.

Jorge: looks that way.

Donald: Steve. Throw Jorge and me up so we can drop a rope down.

Steve: Ally op.

In the trash can

Imp: Fuck they didn’t step on it.

Big flying eye ball: You had to berry it.

Imp: Will get em next time.

On the cliff.

Donald: Well it noon.

Akane: When we make it to the top we showed make camp.

Some were far far away.

P-chan: (God a all most got ate. Were am I.)

Frogs: Bud-weis-er.

P-chan: (Some one get me out of there.)

Girl: awwww. What a cute pig.

P-chan: (O god.)

Girl: Hi. My name is Karen.

P-chan: (God help me!)

At the top of the cliff.

Pixy was siting in a rock.

Pixy: What took you so long?

Rob: Unlike some people we can’t fly.

Pixy: Not my fault I have wings.

Donald: Lets just set up camp.

Ranko: I can see my house from here.

Ukyo: So can I.

Akane: Me to.

Jorge: Me to.

Rob hit Jorge on the head.

Rod: No you can’t.

Steve: Tents are up.

Donald: How you do that?

Steve: magic.

Pixy hits Steve with a rock.

Pixy: Magic my ass. Lets just get some sleep.

Donald: Me, Rob, Jorge, Steve will sleep in the one tent Pixy, Ranko, Akane, and Ukyo In the other. Theirs a little walk way connecting so just call us and we be there.

Jorge: #We be there.#

Rob hit Jorge on the head.

Rob: Good night Jorge. Night girls.

At the bottom of the cliff.

Imp: I got the bomb.

Big flying eye ball: Don’t touch that….

A big explosion went off.

Back at far far away that is actually At the town our heroes are going to.

Karen: Come on Pig lets go.

P-chan was on a leash

P-chan: (let go of me)

Karen: Were going to the hotel.

P-chan: (What is this girl going to do to me?)

Back at the top of the cliff. It was 7 am.

Donald tried to roll over but felted some thing bounce.

Donald: What the hell. Ranko!

Ranko: What?

Donald: What are you doing in my Sleeping bag? With me in it.

Ranko: I got cold last night. So I climbed in last night. It was warm in there.

Donald: Well why didn’t you get in Ukyo or Akane bags last night.

Ranko: Well were friends right. Any way you’re warmer.

Donald: Well umm ………

Rob: What are you to doing.

Donald: Nothing.

Rob: Right.

Donald: ……….

Akane: Food ready.

Jorge: Food!

Rob: That got him up.

Steve: Umm What’s Ranko doing here?

Rob: Steve! Get some pants on!

Pixy: Yo guys get up.

Ukyo: Is Ranko in there?

Ranko: Yea I coming out.

Akane: Ranko what were you doing in there?

Ranko: I’m sleeping with Don.

Akane: What! Was He doing anything to you?

Ranko: No. I just got cold so I got in Don’s Sleeping bag.

Akane: Donald!

Donald: What? (oh shit I can see her aura.)

Akane: Donald get back here!

Donald starts running on all fours.

Pixy: Well Lets eat.

About an hour of running.

Akane: Donald! You Perv! Get back here!

Donald: Not until you put down that hammer!

Akane: What were you doing to Ranko?!

Donald: When I woke up she was there! How could I do anything!

Akane: So you were doing some thing!

Donald: That’s not what I was saying!

Akane: What the hell was that?

Donald: Akane watch out!

Akane dodge webs.

Akane: What was that? Spider!

Donald: Blitz! Air Blade!

2 blades went at the Spider and cut of one of his legs.

Donald: Akane you ok?

Akane: I hate spiders.

Donald: Great. (Well she no help.)

Spider: (Die.)

Donald: I hop this dagger helps.

Akane: You dagger is glowing.

Donald: Dark Twister!

A twister of dark energy ripped throe the monster.

Back at camp.

Pixy: Why they haft to come when most of us are sick. Hell Fire!

Towers of fire takes out the golems.

Rob: God damn fucking bitch. Ice Age Rain!

Rob shot of blue energy into the sky and 100 Ice daggers fell at the Golems.

Jorge: I feel so bad right now.

Steve: Me to.

Ukyo: ……..

Ranko: …….

Shampoo: Shampoo help you.

Shampoo Killed a golem with one blow.

A bunch of weird weapons on string went throe a golem.

Mousse: I’ll help too.

And the battle went on.

Akane: can’t you run faster.

Donald: Well I’m sorry I don’t come with a saddle. Hole on!

Akane: waaaaa.

At the camp.

Rob: You guys ok.

Jorge: ……

Pixy: I can’t believe you went back for 2nds.

Rob: Good thing Shampoo brought non poisoned food.

Shampoo: Shampoo glad you like.

Ranko: Thank you.

Pixy: Pass the food.

Ukyo: Ok. Here.

Rob: Looks like its going to Rain.

Shampoo: That’s what I came for to tell Ranma. A Hurricane is coming.

In a little wile.

Ranko: Donald, Akane! Your back. Come on we got to get in the cave we found.

Akane: Why?

Ranko: A Hurricane is coming.

Donald: Ok this is what we half to do.

Later in the cave.

Ukyo: Good thing Steve found some trees.

Pixy: Yea. It stops the rain from coming in.

Jorge: Duuh.

Shampoo: Some thing wrong with wolf boy.

Rob: Not rely.

Donald: God I’m tired.

Ranko: Well running for hours will do that to a person.

Donald: Ranko if you get cold tonight you can sleep NEXT to me. But not in my sleeping bag.

Ranko: Ok Don.

Mousse: (I don’t like the way Jorge is look at Shampoo.)

Steve: ………

Some were.

Imp: We’ll get them after the storm.

Big Flying Eye Ball: You’re a dumbass.

They both were in a twister.

Back in the cave. Some one was crying.

Akane:

Rob: You ok Akane.

Akane: Yea I’m ok.

Rob: You don’t sound ok.

Akane: I was just thinking about the first time Ranma thought he was a girl.

Rob: What happened?

Akane: Well I knocked Him in to the pond and when he came too he thought he was a girl.

Rob: And then what?

Akane: Life was like hell. The worst part is when I asked him to change back he said no.

Rob: So what. It will get better. What you might even get a Ranma and a Ranko.
Who knows.

Akane: Thank you.

Rob: For what.

Akane: For letting me cry.

Rob: No prob. Lets get some sleep. Night Akane.

Akane: Night Rob.

Next day.

Donald: Umm. (Well at least she’s in her Sleeping bag. She must get cold a lot or she is hitting on me?)

Donald got up and put his sleeping bag on Ranko.

Donald: That should make her warmer. (Hey why is Rob sleeping next to Akane?)

Steve: umm I got to go pee.

Steve got up and moved one of the trees and went out.

Donald: Might as well go find some dry fire wood.

Donald went out and Pixy woke up.

Pixy: (got to go pee.)

She went out.

30 min later.

Donald: I got wood.

Jorge: Good thing were hungry

Donald: Why is Steve tided up?

Pixy: Don’t ask.

Ranko woke up.

Ranko: Hey who put this Sleeping bag on me?

Donald: I did. You were shivering.

Ranko: thank you.

Ukyo: Foods done.

Rob: Good thing I was hungry. Akane wake up.

Akane: What you want.

Rob: Foods reedy.

Akane: But I wanted to cook.

All: No!

Back at Karen’s hotel room.

Karen: You look so cute in that.

P-chan: (Get me out of this!)

P-chan was in a yellow pig jumper.

In the woods.

Jorge: I got one gymnastics.

Ukyo: Yes.

Jorge: Plays.

Ukyo: Yep.

Jorge: Ok what about swimming.

Ukyo: Yes.

Pixy: Will you stop that?!

Donald: Were did Shampoo and duck boy go?

Ranko: They went home.

Ranko started to hang on Dons arm.

Donald: Here we go again.
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