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Potter Bloops

Harry meets his potions teacher.

Snape throws door open....

....And it bounces back and whacks him in the face.

Snape: Stinkin' door!

Harry: Don' look like it likes you.

Snape: *in flat tome* I noticed.

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Harry meets his potions teacher. Take 2

Snape walks to front of calss....

....And Draco 'accidenly' trips him.

Draco: Sorry, Sev, you ok?

Snape: De~tention!

Draco: I said sorry!

Snape: I don't care! De~tention!

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: ^-^ Isn't that sweet of him?

Snape: You will get detention, too, if I hear that again!

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Ron and Harry meet Hermione.

Hermione: I'm Hermione Granger, by the way-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron and Harry: What is it?!

Hermione: I'm sitting on something spikey!!!!!!

Ron: Where'd scabbers go?

Hermonie: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: Scabbers?

Hermonie: That's what I'm sitting on!

Harry: Now that's just sick.

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Ron and Harry, meet Hermione. Take 2

Hermionie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: Now what?

Hermione: You've got dirt on your nose!

Harry: And that's a big deal?

Hermione: Yes!

Harry: Why?

Ron: Where's the dirt?!

Hermione: It looks soooooooooo gross!

Ron: WHERE?!?!?!?!?

Hermione points to her own nose and then at his.

Hermione: There!

Harry: Now this is getting stupid! I sue the Director!

Director (Chris Columbus [No that's not a joke]): SUE ME?!?!?!?

Herry: Yes!

Columbus: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Harry: You dragged me into this!

Hermione: I sue you also!

Columbus: WHY, IN F****** GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!?

Harry: Because your a jerk.

Hermione: Because you make the most disgusting actors do the most disgusting thing! And who is she?!?!?!?

Whole crew turns and looks at Jinx.

lil_Jinx: What?

Harry: Who are you?

Jinx: I'm the athour!

Harry: Of what? BaJessus?

Jinx: *gives evil glare* No, I'm the athour of the fic your in!

Harry: You stink!

Jinx: Go ta H*** you F***** of God's A**!

Harry, Ron, Hermione: WHAT?!?!?!?

Director: Next sene!

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Harry Vs. Draco, Dule sene.

Harry: Rictusempera!

Silence.

Draco: You sooooooooooooooo missed.

Harry: GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco: *yawns* Can't you aim this way?

Harry: AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!

Draco dodges all the green lights shot at him.

Harry: AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!

Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!

Snape: Expelliarmus!

Snape's spell misses Harry and hits Lockheart.

Harry: AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!

Snape: MR. POTTER!

Harry ignores Snape.

Harry: AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!

Draco: I'M SORRY!!! PLEASE STOP!!!

Harry: *kneels down, sweating* Fine, but no more of those 'can't-you-aim' or those 'you-missed-me' stuff, k?

Draco: Fine, slacker.

Harry: AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!AVADAKAVADA!

Draco: !!! I didn't mean it!!

Harry grins and stands up.

Jinx: *off-set* -.-; Harry you jerk, you blew the set apart! *tuggs at hair* Well, not my problem.

*\/\/\/\/\/\/\/*

Harry Vs. Draco. Take 2

Harry: Rictusempera!

Draco goes flying throught the air....

.... And crashes into a window.

Harry: Should I aim next time?

Draco: *strained tone* If there is a next time!

Harry rolls his eyes.

Harry: That helps.

Jinx jumps onto sill.

Jinx: Hiya, down there!

Draco: Get me up there!

Jinx: Hmm, do I really wanna do that?

Draco: YES!! you do!

Jinx: Yeah, I do!

Jinx throws Draco over her shoulder.

Jinx: Better?

Draco: *head the on ground, feet over head, and up against oposite wall* Thanks.

Jinx: ^-^ No prob!

Director: Stop butting into these senes!

Jinx: You want me to let him die?

Director: Of course not!

Jinx: Then at least let me save them!

Draco: Er.... *sitting up* ....She's got a point....

Jinx: O_o You are agreeing?

Draco: *nodds* I would rather be thrown through a wall then ever die falling from a window.

Jinx: 0.0;

*\/\/\/\/\/\/\/*

Gryfinor Vs. Slytherin, Quiditch feild.

Harry dodges Rouge Bludger and zooms off.

Hagrid: Harry's got himself a Rouge Bludger! That's been tamered with, that has!

Ron: *yawns* Can I go ta sleep?

Jinx splashes a buket of cold water over Ron's head.

Ron: !!! Oi! Watch it!

Jinx: *shruggs* Sleep will destroy your natural sleeping pattern.

Ron: Argh! I'm tryin' ta sleep!!

Jinx: No sleeping on the set!

Ron: Goodnight.

Jinx dumps another buket of water over Ron's head.

Jinx: NO SLEEPING ON THE SET!

Ron: *looking liike a drown cat* But-!

Jinx: I will hear no 'but this-' or 'but that-'!

Jinx dumps another buket of water on Ron.

Ron: Blast it! I'm not sleeping!

Jinx: Just checking. ^-^

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Harry's detention with Lockheart.

Harry finishes signing a photo.

Lockheart yawns and starts snoring.

Jinx slaps her face.

Jinx: WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE FALLS ASLEEP?!?!?!?!?

Lockheart: Wha?

Jinx: Never mind, jerk!

Clumbus: Calm, Jinx.

Jinx: Oh, calm yourself!

*\/\/\/\/\/\/\/*

Harry and Ron in the flying car, which is attached to the Womping Willow.

Harry: Drive!

Ron: The car won't start!

Jinx: Try the egnision key!

Ron tries.

Ron: It's not working!

Jinx scratches her head.

Ron and Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinx covers ears.

Jinx: ALL RIGHT!!!! I'LL HELP YOU!!!!!!

Ron and Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinx: SHUT UP!!!!!

Ron and Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinx: Agh!

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