Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ "CUT! Yu Yu Hakusho!" ❯ Outtakes 4-7 ( Chapter 2 )

AnimeAngel007: FUDGIES!!!

Yusuke: What?

Kurama: Um sorry…fudgies?

Hiei: Stupid ningen word.

Kuwabara: What in the world?

AnimeAngel007: Huh? Oh sorry I just like saying that.

Everyone except AnimeAngel007: -_-0

AnimeAngel007: FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS!!!

Everyone except AA007: *falls over anime style*

AnimeAngel007: Do not own YYH!!! Ok? You people should know that!

"CUT! Yu Yu Hakusho"

Outtake #4 (dedicated to Arctic and animenightstalker)

Scene:Botan takes Yusuke to see Koenma for the first time…

*Doors open*

Yusuke: *very nervous and sweating*

Rokonya and Arctic: YUSUKE!!! BOTAN!!!!

Yusuke: *falls over out of shock*

Botan: O_O

Yusuke: *getting up* WHAT?!?!? YOU TWO AGAIN?!?!?

Arctic: UH HUH!!!!

Botan: WHERE'S KOENMA?!?!?

Rokonya: Would you guys tune it down with the caps? It's getting scary…

Arctic: *on sugar high* WE HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

Botan: WHAT?!?!?

Rokonya: The room was empty when we came here…

Yusuke: WHAT THE…*BANG* *Yusuke on ground unconscious*

Rokonya: *holding onto mallet* I told you to cool it with the caps!!! *turns to AnimeAngel007 who had just appeared into Koenma's office* Thank you for letting me borrow your mallet!

AnimeAngel007: No problem!!! ^^

Yusuke: HOW DID YOU…*looks at Rokonya that now has a metal pole in her hand* …get in here?!?

AnimeAngel007: My super teleportation skills…

Everyone looks at AnimeAngel007

AnimeAngel007: …Ok fine! I used the door…happy?

Yusuke: Thought so…*BANG* X_X

AnimeAngel007: *stress marks on her forehead*

Arctic: *looks at unconscious Yusuke* Awwww too bad Kuwabara isn't here…

Rokonya: Yeah…

Director: CUT!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!!!

Rokonya: *stressed out* Cool it with the stinking caps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone except Rokonya: O_O

Director: You guys completely messed up the scene!!!

*Rokonya, Arctic, and AnimeAngel007 all hold random HARD objects*

Director: ……which is a good thing!!!

Arctic: Good…

*rustling and banging is heard inside a nearby closet*

Botan: *opens the closet and a tied up and gagged Koenma falls out*

Yusuke: Koenma!!!

AnimeAngel007: *sweatdrops* Um…gotta run bye!!! *WHOOSH*

Koenma: *now untied and ungagged* GET BACK HERE!!!

Rokonya: Here we go with the caps again…

Koenma: *chases AnimeAngel007*

AnimeAngel007: AAAHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Everyone (including the director) except AA007 and Koenma: *sweatdrop*

Outtake #5

Scene: In Maze Castle Kurama face against Genbu…

Hiei: Kurama is even more cutthroat then I am…

Kurama: *pulls out rose* OWWWW!!!!

Yusuke: Ow? That's not on the script…

Kurama: AAAHHHH!!! THIS ROSE HAS THORNS ON IT!!!

Director: CUT!!! KURAMA!!!

AnimeAngel007: Here we go with the caps again…

Everyone except AA007: HOW'D YOU GET HERE?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: …The door…

Everyone except AA007: -_-;

Kuwabara: YOU LITTLE…*BANG* X_X

AnimeAngel007:*throws mallet on the ground* Life is good!!! o^_^o

Kurama: THIS ROSE HAS THORNS ON IT!!!

Director: Of course it has thorns on it!

Kurama: THIS THING WAS IN MY HAIR?!?!?

Director: …

Kurama: I AM SO GOING TO SUE!!! *storms off to who knows where*

Director: Kurama!!! Come back!!!

Hiei: Bakas…

Director: WHY YOU LITTLE SHORTY!!!

Hiei: *glares at him and starts to unsheath his sword*

Director: I WAS JOKING!!! I WAS JOKING!!!

AnimeAngel007: I told you that you shouldn't have given him a real sword…

Director: Who asked you?

Random Fangirl from the audience: I DID!!!

AnimeAngel007: I don't even know you!

Fangirl: Oh…nevermind…

Director: Why didn't I just listen to my mother and get that job as a party clown…

AnimeAngel007: …Oh yeah I'm not even supposed to be here…sorry! *WHOOSH*

Everyone except AA007: -_-;

Outtake #6

Scene: Hiei is by himself on the roof of a building and is talking to his small demon assistant that is giving him information on Yusuke and Keiko… (this is the episode where Hiei fought with Yusuke and Hiei has the Shadow sword…

Small demon slave thing…(um yeah): Her name is Keiko Yukimura and she is very close to Yusuke…

Hiei: Good, now things should get more interesting. *after talking a bit more he holds out the shadow sword and the info comes up*

Announcer: Shadow Sword, a sword that turns anything it cuts into a…

AnimeAngel007: *stomps in*

Director: Oh no, CUT!!!

Hiei: …

Director: You again?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: (doesn't pay attention) Ya know, where do the weird voices that explain things come from anyway?

Everyone except AA007: *fall over anime style*

Announcer: HEY I'M THE WEIRD VOICE YA KNOW!!!

AnimeAngel007: And how do those little black boxes at the bottom of the screen appear out of nowhere all the time?

Announcer: …DID YOU HEAR ME?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: Hey wait a second…

Announcer: …

AnimeAngel007: YOU'RE THAT ANNOYING GUY IN MY OTHER FANFIC THAT KEEPS SAYING INSIDE AND OUTSIDE OVER AND OVER!!!

Announcer: Uh oh…

AnimeAngel007: *takes out mallet* I'M GOING TO GET YOU!!!

Announcer: O_O AAAHHHHHH!!! *runs away

AnimeAngel007: *chases him*

Announcer: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY CONTRACT SAID THAT I WOULD BE PROTECTED FROM RABID FANGIRLS!!!

Director: *shouts to him* BUT SHE'S NOT A FANGIRL!!! SHE'S AN ANGRY AGITATED VIEWER/WRITER AND ANYWAY WE DON'T COVER INSURANCE FROM OTHER FANFICS!!!

Announcer: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Director: Who's the back up announcer?

Hiei: Not me you don't pay me enough for this job what makes you think I would take up another?

Director: *face faults*

AnimeAngel007: Of course all of this did not happen… I don't have my own announcer unless you count the little voices I hear in my head…

*crickets*

AnimeAngel007: …It was all fiction, no announcers, no me chasing announcers, and no me holding out mallets to harm announcers. Ok? Ok…

Outtake #7

Scene: …

AnimeAngel007: *interrupts* Um sorry but I ran out of ideas again…so anyway I just felt like talking and…

*crickets again*

AnimeAngel007: WHATS WITH THE CRICKETS ANYWAY?!?!?

Kurama: They're everywhere and anyway you're writing this fanfic in the middle of the night…you need to get some sleep…

*crickets*

Kurama: …ok so maybe the crickets have to go.

Kuwabara: *walks in* Hey guys… OWW!!! *is unconscious*

AnimeAngel007: *holding fist out and stress marks all over face* WHO YOU CALLIN A GUY?!?!?

Kuwabara: X_X

Hiei: *walks in and sees Kuwabara on the ground* Hn…*smirks*

AnimeAngel007: *looks at Hiei and is now holding onto 2 dictionaries and 4 encyclopedias*

Hiei: …

Yusuke: *walks in*

AnimeAngel007: *doesn't notice Yusuke and is eating popcorn*

Yusuke: *has read everything on this chapter of my fanfic* WHAT IS THIS?!?!?

AnimeAngel007: *thinks to herself* Oh great I didn't shut down the computer…

Kurama: telepathically: You're writing everything we're saying, thinking, and doing right now what do you mean shut it down?

AnimeAngel007: tele: Don't act smart fox boy…

Yusuke: WE DIDN'T DO ANY OF THIS!!!

*crickets*

AnimeAngel007: Hold to that thought Yusuke I'll be right back…*takes out mallet*

Kurama: *face faults*

Yusuke: O_O

AnimeAngel007: *steps out the door*

Hiei: …

Kuwabara: X_X *still unconscious*

*BANG*

*crickets stop suddenly*

Everyone except AA007: *sweatdrops*

AnimeAngel007: *walks back in and puts away mallet* You were saying Yusuke?

Yusuke: WE NEVER DID ANY OF THIS!!! *points to the computer screen*

Kurama: We never did any of this…*points to where you the viewer is reading right now* either…in fact I didn't even say what I'm saying right now either…

*dead silence*

Kurama: …sorry…

AnimeAngel007: See people! This is what we call Fanfiction…F-A-N-F-I-C-T-I-O-N!!! With the emphasis on FICTION!!! Ok I'm done blabbering and I'm tired I'll update soon!

Disclaimer: This story was entirely fiction. I don't own YYH or any other anime shows ok? Ok…