Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ 10 things I hate about you Yu Yu Hakusho style ❯ Part two ( Chapter 2 )

AU Yu Yu Hakusho Version of TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

By - Lona D Hill

INT. SOPHOMORE ENGLISH CLASS - DAY

Ginny ignores the droning teacher as she writes a note in

big flowing handwriting.

TEACHER (0.S.)

I realize the language of Mr.

Shakespeare makes him a bit daunting,

but I'm sure you're all doing your best.

Ginny folds the note and passes it behind her with a flip

of her hair to KAYKO. Kayko opens the note and reads:

INSERT - "YUSUKE URAMESHI SAID HI TO ME IN THE HALL! OH! MY

GOD!"

Kayko frowns to herself.

TEACHER (0.S.)

(continuing)

Ms. Yume, do you care to comment

on what you've read so far?

Yukina looks up and smiles the smile of Daddy's little girl.

YUKINA

Not really.

The teacher shakes her head, but lets it go.

MURKURO. a waif-like senior girl who sits off to the side

trying to slit her wrist with the plastic spiral on her

notebook, looks up and raises her hand.

TEACHER

Murkuro -- since you're assisting us,

you might as well comment. I'm assuming

you read the assignment.

MURKURO

Uh, yeah, I read it all

TEACHER

The whole play^

MURKURO

The whole folio. All the plays.

TEACHER

(disbelieving)

You've read every play by William

Shakespeare?

MURKURO

Haven't you?

She raises a challenging eyebrow. The stunned teacher

doesn't answer and goes to call on the next student.

EXT. SCHOOL COURTYARD - DAY

Murkuro and Hiei sit down in the quiet corner. They are

eating a carton of yogurt with gusto.

MURKURO

Your sister is so amazingly without. She'll never read him.

She has no idea.

Yukina attacks

HIEI

The fact that you're cutting gym so you

can T.A. Sophomore English just to hear

his name, is a little without in itself

if you ask me.

Hiei's attention is caught by Yusuke as he walks by with his

friends, lighting up a cigarette. Murkuro notices him

staring.

MURKURO

Who's that?

HIEI

Yusuke Urameshi Random skid.

MURKURO

That's yusuke urameshi? The one who was gone

for a year? I heard he was doing porn

movies.

HIEI

I'm sure he's completely incapable of

doing anything that interesting.

MURKURO

He always look so

HIEI

Block E?

Hiei turns back to face Murkuro and forces her yogurt into

murkuro's hand.

HIEI

(continuing)

Mukuro, eat. Starving yourself is a

very slow way to die.

MURKURO

Just a little.

She eats. Hiei sees her wrist

HIEI

What's this?

MURKO

An attempted slit.

Hiei stares at her, expressionless.

HIEI

I realize that the men of this fine

institution are severely lacking, but

killing yourself so you can be with

William Shakespeare is beyond the scope

of normal teenage obsessions. You're

venturing far past daytime talk show

fodder and entering the world of those

who need very expensive therapy.

HIEI

But imagine the things he'd say during

sex.

Thinks a minute

HIEI

Okay, say you do it. You kill

yourself, you end up in wherever you end

up and he's there. Do you really think

he's gonna wanna date a ninety pound

compulsive who failed volleyball?

Murkuro's attention is struck by Yukina

ACROSS THE COURTYARD

As she and Kayko parade by Yusuke and his COHORTS One of

the cohorts elbows Yusuke.

COHORT

Virgin alert.

Yusuke looks up and smiles at Yukina.

Yusuke

Lookin' good, ladies.

Yukina smiles her coyest of smiles.

BACK TO HIEI AND MURKURO Still watching.

MURKURO

Tragic.

Doesn't respond

ANOTHER ANGLE

Botan and Kuwabara observe Yusuke's leers at Yukina from

their bench in another corner. Cowboys eating cue of a can

of beans linger on the grass behind them.

KUWABARA

Why do girls like that always like guys

like that?

BOTAN

Because they're bred to. Their mothers

liked guys like that, and their

grandmothers before them. Their gene

pool is rarely diluted.

KUWABARA

He always have that shit-eating grin?

BOTAN

yusuke urameshi? Perma-shit-grin. I wish

I could say he's a moron, but he's

number twelve in the class. And a

model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's

rumored to have a big tube sock ad

coming out.

The BELL rings, and the cowboys stand and spit into their

empty bean cans. Kuwabara and Botan rise as Kuwabara tries

to catch a glimpse of Yukina as she walks back inside.

BOTAN

(continuing)

You know French?

KUWABARA

Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada

BOTAN

Guess who just signed up for a tutor?

KUWABARA

You mean I'd get a chance to talk to

her?

BOTAN

You could consecrate with her, my

friend.

Kuwabara watches as Yukina flounces back into the building.

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well theres part two