Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Drunken Demons ❯ The Drunken Ningen ( Chapter 3 )

Here's another `episode' of Drunken Demons. Though now, it isn't a demon… It's a mortal human… namely Yuusuke Urameshi! Heheheh… I couldn't think of another demon that would work. If you have any ideas for a demon to use, tell me via e-mail or review! Thanks to those of you who have read these so far. I hope you enjoy this one!

 

Yuusuke sat on his couch, watching TV. It was some stupid commercial, so he got up to get a drink. He ran into Hiei in the kitchen. “Here, have a drink, Detective.” He said, smirking. Yuusuke looked at him suspiciously, but then turned and walked out of the room with the drink.

 

A knock was heard at the door and Hiei motioned to Yuusuke to stay and that he would get it. Yuusuke looked at him suspiciously, but didn't move. Hiei grinned and went to get the door. It was Atari, Jibbitessa, and Kuwabara. Hiei motioned them inside.

 

“Hiei, what are you doing here?” Jibbitessa asked slowly, though Atari didn't seem to mind. Hiei shook his head and walked back to the living room, where Yuusuke was drinking the drink Hiei had given him slowly. He waved to the group of people as they walked in.

 

“Hey guys!” Yuusuke said as they all chose different seats around the room. Hiei remained standing by the kitchen door, Kuwabara took a seat nearest the TV, Atari took the chair nearest Hiei, and Jibbitessa sat down next to Yuusuke.

 

“How're you doing Yuu?” Jibbitessa asked, eyeing Hiei curiously. Yuusuke laughed and said he was fine. He finished his drink and started to get up to get another one, but Hiei was already in the kitchen and back before Yuusuke mad it to the other side of the couch.

 

“Uhhh… Thanks Hiei, I guess…” He slowly took the drink form Hiei and sat back down to Hiei's `No problem, detective.' Jibbitessa eyed the cup Yuusuke was holding then looked around to where everyone else was. Kuwabara had put in a movie, Lord of the Rings by the look of it.

 

Yuusuke smirked. “I'm surprised he didn't put in some NC 17 movie.” He mumbled under his breath to Jibbitessa, who laughed and then told Atari what he had said, who laughed as well. Yuusuke downed the rest of his drink quickly, then dropped the can and looked up at Hiei, who nodded and ran out and back in about 10 seconds. He handed Yuusuke another cup.

 

Yuusuke drank it whole heartedly without even thinking, and Jibbitessa glares at Hiei. “Oh no… Hiei, what were you thinking. First you tried for Kurama, but now Yuu?” Hiei laughed at her `pet name' for Yuusuke, but nodded.

 

“Yup, and it looks like it works quicker for him than demons.” He said, laughing. Jibbitessa glared at Hiei again, then turned to Yuusuke.

 

“Come on, snap out of it!” She shouted in his ear. Yuusuke turned his now blood shot eyes to her.

 

“Hiya girl. How ya doin'?” He asked, his words slightly slurred. Jibbitessa gave him a slightly disgusted smile and answered that she was fine. Yuusuke grinned, and slung an arm over her shoulder. He kissed her on the cheek and laughed weakly. She gave him a disgusted look.

 

“Don't kiss me like that. You're not your self.” She said, and slapped him. He seemed to come slightly to his senses and apologized. He then looked around and at Hiei.

 

“Hiei, you stupid three eyed demon. You're gonna pay for that!” he said, and jumped up off the couch. Jibbitessa back up slightly so he could get past. Yuusuke flung himself at Hiei, who quickly moved aside and Yuusuke landed on the floor. Hiei laughed, but Jibbitessa scowled at him.

 

“Hiei, next time you're gonna pay for tampering with peoples minds.” She said, and with that she stormed out of the room, into the kitchen to see if she could find what Hiei had been giving Yuu. She found it in the fridge (duh) and pulled out 2 bottles of the alcohol Hiei had given him. She smirked and walked back into the living room.

 

“Hey, Hiei! Catch!” She yelled, and tossed him a bottle. Hiei caught it, and it broke in his grip, spilling the stuff all over himself. Everyone laughed, and Kuwabara yelled at them to shut up. Everyone stared at him for a moment, they had forgotten he was there. Then they went back to laughing at Hiei.

 

Hiei growled at them, and then went to get changed. He jumped out of the window, and left to go to his house. Yuusuke laughed harder, and then Jibbitessa glared slightly and smashed the bottle over his head.

 

“Hey!!!” Yuusuke yelled, but then joined in with everyone laughing.