Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Drunken Demons ❯ Kurama's Turn! ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Another day, about a week later, Hiei and Jibbitessa were sitting inside of Kurama's house, watching TV. It was some ningen show that Hiei thought quite amusing, something called Happy Days. He found it to be very amusing because… Well, I don't really know why.
Kurama walked into the room holding a can of something. No one asked what it was. Jibbitessa, though, eyes the can suspiciously, as though something evil and deadly would pop out of it at any second. Kurama noticed where her eyes were looking and grinned.
“Don't worry. I got this from Hiei house, and I decided I wanted to see what it was.” He said, as he downed the entire can. Jibbitessa's eyes widened as she noticed what the can was… On the can it said Coors.
“Oh no… Not again.” She said slowly, as she watched Kurama go back into the kitchen and come back with another can. She glanced at Hiei and glared at him. He merely grinned and urged Kurama to drink more of it. “What are you doing?!” She asked, as Hiei gave Kurama another can.
“I want to see what happens to him. I need some humor, that TV show ended 10 minutes ago.” He said, as he passed a 4th can to Kurama, who was beginning to get dizzy. Jibbitessa glared once more at Hiei and then walked out of the room, to the kitchen.
She found what she was looking for and walked back into the living room. “Here you go, Kurama.” She said, and dumped a can out the window. Kurama didn't jump out after it, like Hiei would have done. But that could have just been because he was too drunk to do anything.
Kurama collapsed on the couch, and Hiei shifted over to the other end of it. Kurama smiled slightly, and looked over to Hiei. “Hello, Hiei. How are you?” he asked, as Hiei's eyes widened. Kurama moved closer and leaned on Hiei's shoulder. “I'm tired. You gonna be my pillow.” He slurred, and with that he fell asleep.
“Oh my... Hiei look what you've done! Why the heck do you have to be such an alcohol addict? Hmm?” She screamed, still slightly frightened at this sudden change of events. Hiei grinned widely.
“I wanted to find out if he was any different than I was… I guess he had a little too much to drink… Oh well.” He said as he pushed Kurama off his shoulder and got up. “Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm going to get something to eat.” And with that, he walked off to the kitchen, where Jibbitessa followed him.
“Oh no you're not! Your gonna go in there and sober him up. Don't ask ME how!” She said, as Hiei was about to ask how he could possibly do that. She turned on her heal and stormed out of the kitchen, back to the living room. She sat down in a chair across the room from Kurama, glancing sadly at him every once-and-awhile.
Hiei walked slowly back into the room. He only walked slowly, though, because he was carrying a large bucket of water. “Think this might work?” He asked, as he walked over to Kurama. Kurama opened his eyes slightly and smiled up at Hiei.
“Hello. What is the bucket for?” He asked, as Hiei tilted the bucket and dumped the water out onto his head. Kurama shrieked as the cold water poured onto him. “What the heck was that for?!” He screamed, as he shook himself off. Hiei shrugged and slouched across the room.
“Guess it didn't work.” He said as Kurama walked out. Or rather, stumbled out, knocking into many lamps and such in the process. When he came back in, there was beer on his face… It seemed that he had dumped it into his mouth, instead of drinking it normally.
“Now, who's up for a game…? Like play with the fire demon.” He said, as he staggered towards Hiei. Hiei backed up against the wall.
“Uhh… Kurama… Friend… Why don't we, uhh… just play a game of, err, Scramble.” He said, shocked at Kurama's different attitude. Jibbitessa glanced at Hiei.
“I know this isn't really the time, but it's not scramble, it's Scrabble.” He glared at Jibbitessa, then looked back to Kurama, who was about 1 foot away from him.
“Now, now, Hiei. This is not a time to play shy, is it?” Kurama said, as he advanced further on Hiei, putting his hand in Hiei's hair. “Come now, I don't want to… hurt you.” He said, and kissed Hiei lightly. Hiei pushed him away.
“That beer is messing with your mind. Get away until you have your own mind back.” He said, as he backed into the door. He fumbled with the handle, and finally got the door open. He tripped over the first stair and fell into the street with a `thud'.
“Hiei, you will be mine tonight.” Kurama said, and jumped onto Hiei. Hiei fought him off, and ran down the road, back to his own little house. Kurama shrugged and started to laugh. Jibbitessa looked at him nervously.
“A- are you alright Kurama?” Jibbitessa asked slowly. He glanced up at me and then nodded.
“Yeah, I'm fine… But that's not what Hiei thinks. I find that mortal jokes can be very funny.” He said, and walked back into the house.
“You mean you were faking the entire time?” Jibbitessa asked, slightly disturbed. She had always thought he was the… normal one, the voice of reason… Not a joker. Kurama started to laughed even harder, and sat down on the couch,
“Of course. I wouldn't do something stupid like that. I had filled the cans earlier with some sort of fizzy drink that I found at the store. It's very good.” He said, and then calmed down a bit. Jibbitessa smiled and then looked at the door.
“Soda… How Hiei will be pleased to know that he was tricked by the serious one that only seems to joke when forced to.” She said, and then looked up at Kurama. “You were kinda funny though.” She said, and then sat down to take a nap. That had been a long and very funny night.
Hope you like this one! I couldn't even slightly think that Kurama would do something stupid like getting drunk, so I turned it more comical! Hope y'all liked it! R & R please, if you want another chapter!