Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei versus the Chihuahua's ❯ Part 2 of 2 ( Chapter 5 )

Psychicfiredemoness: Welcome people. And such and such, but whatever.

Hiei: Why am I still watching those monsters you call dogs?

Scorch: Cause I demand it you bastard! You broke my leg!

Hiei: Are you trying to get sympathy?

Scorch: Is it working?

Hiei: No.

Scorch: Good it wasn't supposed to.

Hiei: Huh?

Psychic: Okay while Scorch goes to find a proper grammar book. I own nothing but the dogs.

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Chapter 5

-5pm…at night-

Scorch: [is again in the kitchen]

Kayori: I blame you for this. [points at Hiei]

Hiei: Hn. What did I do?

Sapphire: Uh besides breaking her leg, giving her a large flesh wound and NOT taking care of her dogs. I can't think of anything.

Scorch: [comes into the living room] Okay, I've called even MORE re-in-force-ments.

Yusuke: Really who?

Scorch: Fox boy and kitty boy, to my displeasure.

Sapphire: Well it could be worse, they could have no control over your dogs too and we have to call Tech and Claire, or Botan, or Yukina.

Scorch: [glaring] Thank you for that blind optimism.

Sapphire: You're welcome.

Scorch: Do you not understand sarcasm?!

Door: [knocked on]

Scorch: [goes to door, but someone is still sleeping there] It's open!

Kurama: [opens door]

Door: [hits Scorch's head]

Scorch: Sorry you've dialed the wrong number please hang up and try again. @.@

Kurama: My apologies.

Hiei: Good you've knocked her out, now we can escape from this hell hole.

Kuwabara: Why's it a hell hole?

Dogs: [come running out and barking and biting Kurama, while Roxi and Duke are the only one's biting Kuwabara]

Hiei: THOSE are why.

Pillow: [raises off of couch and hits Hiei]

Hiei: Wait! You have a Jagan why can YOU just take care of your dogs?!

Scorch: [pulls herself off of floor using the back of the couch] Because it sends out an energy signal when I use my powers AND it's fun to torture you.

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Psychic: To true. [pinches Hiei's cheek again]

Hiei: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!!!?!??!?!?

Psychic: Be-cause it's fun to torture you. What do you not get?

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Kurama: [up on the back of the couch to get away from the small dogs]

Sapphire: I think they can smell him as fox boy.

Scorch: Probably.

All but Juju: [barking up at Kurama]

Roxi: [loses thought concentration and walks away] (like I said she is stupid, but oh so cute but stupid. Scorch: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!)

Kuwabara and Yusuke: [fighting]

Kayori: Wonder why they don't kill KITTY boy?

Scorch: Yeah, hm let's see. Hey baka boy why aren't my dogs attacking you?

Kuwabara: I'm not a baka!

Hiei and Yusuke: Could've fooled us.

Kuwabara: Shut up! And I guess it's cause I haven't held Eikachi (sp?) today.

Scorch: That would explain it a bit.

Kayori: Can I order pizza?

Scorch: No.

Kayori: Please?

Scorch: No!

Kayori: Please?!

Kurama: How long do you think they're going to do that? [now on couch cause the evil Chihuahua's are now used to him being there, except for Duke]

Duke: [barks once]

Yusuke: [glares]

Duke: [walks away]

Yusuke: Who knows, 5 bucks says Scorch doesn't cave?

Kuwabara: I bet she will.

Yusuke: Okay then you got 5 bucks?

Kuwabara: Yeah!

Kayori: Please!!!

Scorch: NO DAMNIT KAYORI!!!!!!!

Sapphire and Kayori: Please?

Scorch: [anime falls] FINE!!! But you 2 are gonna pay for it.

Kayori: Okay, but with were your house is, and how many pizza's we're gonna get it'll be cheap.

Scorch: Are you saying my house is hard to find!?

Kayori: Hehehe, yes.

Scorch: [glares and sits on what room is left on the couch] (everyone is on the couch, including Juju, Koko, and Runt)

Kayori: You guys'll eat cheese pizza right? (I don't know what my friends get or the Yu Yu people get so silence, that and I hate pepperoni)

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama: Sure/yes.

Hiei: What the hell is pizza?

Scorch: A food.

Hiei: You know what I meant!

Scorch: And your point is?

Hiei: [glares]

Scorch: It's uh, like a piece of circular baked dough with various topping, the main one being cheese. (thank you Food Network, don't own)

Sapphire: Nice description.

Scorch: Hey if it works go with it.

Kayori: [goes in kitchen and calls pizza place]

Yusuke: Do you only own one phone?

Scorch: No, there's one right there on the coffee table, [points] one in the garage, (don't ask) one in my room-

Sapphire: You mean the basement?

Scorch: Yes the basement and a couple up stairs, both of which are in the rooms they seldomly reside in. [glares at the two girls]

Both: What?!

Scorch: Why did you two pick the only rooms with phones?

Kayori and Sapphire: [shrug]

Scorch: Never mind! When's the damn pizza guy getting here!?

Door: [knocked on]

Scorch: [this time avoids Mousse]

Door to door salesman: Hello, little girl are your parents home?

Scorch: [gets pissed and slams door but evil salesman keeps door open] A lil' help guys?! (I hate that! In 8th grade some people thought I was a 6th grader! Damn you DABMS!!! Damn you!!! Stupid school)

Sapphire and Kayori: [help her ram door closed]

Door: [knocked on]

Scorch: One of you answer it.

Hiei: [closest and opens door]

Scorch: This will end horribly.

3 salesmen: Hello little boy. Are your parents home. [slams door]

Evil salesmen: [again block door]

Scorch, Sapphire, Kayori, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama: [ram door]

Salesmen: [fly onto into the yard]

Scorch: And stay off of MY property. [closes door]

Door: [knocked on]

Scorch: [opens] WHAT!?

Original salesman: Hello young lady. How would you like to be the first on your block to own-

Scorch: [hits with crutch and throws him own side fenced in yard] Damn telemarketers.

Kurama: But that was a-

Scorch: YES!!! I know it was a damn freaking door to door salesman!

Kurama: Actually, I was going to say that was the demon Koenma told us to kill. But now I doubt he's still alive.

Scorch: o_o; Oh. Well now the missions done and you can help me with the evil dogs.

Door: [knocked on]

Kayori: [answers it]

Pizza guy: That'll be $45.75.

Kayori: What that took more than 25 minutes!

Pizza guy: I couldn't find the place and got held up in traffic and got hit with some guys corpse!

Scorch: Excuses, excuses.

Pizza guy: Fine it'll be, $80.65.

Scorch: How about we beat you to within an inch of your life?

Pizza guy: Ya who's gonna beat me up?

Yusuke: I will! [evil grin]

Pizza guy: Ahh!!! It's Urameshi! [runs away and drops all 5 pizzas]

Scorch: And that happened why?

Yusuke: He goes to school with me. [carries pizzas in]

Scorch: [anime falls, gets up and trips over Mousse, and again gets up] He's still damn asleep!!! [goes over to couch and grabs a slice of pizza]

Others: [grab pizza]

Kuwabara: Shouldn't we use plates?

Scorch: Who gives a damn?!

Sapphire: Some body's pissy.

Scorch: You would be too if you kept tripping over a lump of a guard dog!

Kayori: True.

Scorch: Are you guys STILL staying tonight?

2 girls and Yusuke: Sure.

Other 3: Okay/alright/hn.

Scorch: -.-`

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Psychic: that's the most I've ever typed.

Sapphire: Good for you.

Scorch: Shut up Sapphire!

Psychic: Okay well, then they eat and go to bed so on so forth and such. Hope you liked this chapter and hope you review, cause I am so very, very in need of ideas. Should I add Tech and Claire? They're two of my fanfic characters. Claire is a preppy Hiei and Kurama fan girl, which they run from and she's a wind demon. Tech is a freaking pervert that has a thing for Yusuke. Should I add them?

Hiei: Not Claire!

Claire: But Hiei-kun! [hugs him, or at least tries]

Hiei: [disappeared] If you add her I WILL kill you.

Psychic: No you won't.

Hiei: You want to bet?

Scorch: [ kicks him] I'm the reason you won't kill her.

Sapphire: Is that cause you'll both be trying to kill each other?

Tech: Or something else…

Scorch: Freaking pervert human!!! [tries to kill, again]

Sapphire: [has to restrain Scorch]

Hiei: [beating up Tech]

Psychic: You all aggravate me to no extent.

Kayori: Yeah so?

Psychic: Please submit suggestions or just review. And should I add the two bakas?

Scorch: [still trying to kill Tech]

Sapphire: [sighs and still restraining Scorch}

Scorch: Let me the hell go damnit Sapph!

Psychic: Okay before I stop typing… DAMNIT I GOT DAMN DÉJÀ VU WHILE WRITING THIS DAMN THING!!!!!

All: [look at her]

Psychic: What!? Read the screen name. Psychicfiredemoness!