Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Random adventures to LA ❯ Swimming pool of Death...at least in Hiei's case ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Lily_the_Sugar_Goddess 
....Kuwabara blows up a building and Hiei's afraid of water...o_0 How screwed up can this get??
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.16.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 265 | Status: Completed
....Kuwabara blows up a building and Hiei's afraid of water...o_0 How screwed up can this get??
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.16.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 265 | Status: Completed
Chapter three: Swimming pool of death...at least in Hiei's case...
Lily: ^^ Hi! Sorry it took me so long to update, but if you've read any of my other fics you
know to expect this from me^^'
Leala: --' Cuz you always forget everything...
Lily: ^^'
Botan: ...Where'd Kura-kun go?
Lily: 00' *Tackles* I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CALL HIM KURA-KUN!!!!! BACK OFF!!!!
Botan: ....
Lily: I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THIS FIC!! I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANT TO!!!!
Botan: 00'
Disclaimer: Lily: ^^ Here Kurama, read this. *Hands him a peice of paper*
Kurama: *reads* Lily, the most wonderful authoress in the world --'
Lily: ...Keep reading
Kurama: ...Now owns yu yu hakusho o_0
Lily: ^^
Leala: -_-' Lily, did you forage Yoshihiro Togashi's signature again -_-'
Lily: ...No?
Leala: -_-'
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Yusuke: *Walks into Hiei's room*
Hiei: -_-' What are you doing?
Yusuke: Running from Kurama
Hiei: -_-' Why?
Yusuke: Because he has as suitcase full of shampoo...
Hiei: -_-'
~
Botan: So...Which one of the guys do you think is hot??
Yukina: ...I don't know...Hiei's kinda cute.
Botan: 00'
Yukina: o_0 Is something wrong?
Botan: Uh..nevermind...
Yukina: ....So what about you?
Botan: *Hearts in eyes* Kurama!
Yukina: o_0 Okay...you do realize he hates you...
Botan: 00' Stop lying!
Yukina: -_-'
Botan: *While hanging up Kurama poster* Kurama loves me! I know that!
Yukina: -_-' Right, I'll go ask him.
Botan: U_U Fine, Don't believe me
~
Kurama: *Alphabetizing shampoo*
Yukina: *Walks into room* Hey Kurama, I have a question- -_-' What are you doing?
Kurama: ..Alphabetizing my shampoo...
Yukina: o_0 Okay...
Kurama: So what did you want to ask me?
Yukina: ...Do you like Botan?
Kurama: 00' HELL NO!
Yukina: That's what I thought.
Kurama: Is that all you wanted?
Yukina: Yup^^...you do realize she has a poster of you...
Kurama: 00' What?!
Yukina: ...Yah...Anyway I'm gonna go now...
Kurama: ...I feel violated
~
Hiei: You can leave now...
Yusuke: ...No!
Hiei: -_-' Why?
Yusuke: ...Kurama's evil...
Hiei: ...He's not evil...He just has a strange obsession with his hair...
Yusuke: He's still evil...
Hiei: -_-'
~
Kuwabara: *sitting on plane* Now how do you work this thing? *Shrugs* *presses random buttons*
*sets off missle* 00' oops...
RR#6: *Gets blown up*
Kuwabara: *Shrugs* *goes back to pushing buttons*
RR#7: HE KILLED BOB!
RR#8: GET HIM!!!!
Kuwabara: 00' oh oh...*Presses button* Please be take off..
*Seatbelt sign turns on*
Kuwabara: -_-'
~
Yusuke: *opens door*
Kurama: ...Whered you go?
Yusuke: ...To bug Hiei...
Kurama: *blink blink* Okay...wanna help me alphabetize my shampoo?
Yusuke: 00' I think I'm gonna go bug Hiei again...
Kurama: *Shrugs*
~
Botan: *Dusting off Kurama shrine*
Yukina: -_-' Oh God...
Botan: *Blink blink* What?
Yukina: -_-' You really need a life...
Botan: *Shrugs*
~
Kuwabara: *Presses another button*
Plane: *Moves*
Kuwabara: YAY!
RR#9: AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S MOVING!!!
Kuwabara: *Presses another button*
Plane: *Stops*
Kuwabara: -_-' Damn it...
~
Botan: ...Does this hotel have a swimming pool?
Yukina: o_0 Why...
Botan: ...I wanna go swimming...
Yukina: -_-'
Botan: Aw...come on It'll be fun...
Yukina: -_-' fine, I'll go tell the guys...
Botan: ^^ Okay!
~
Yukina: *Knocks on Hiei's door*
Hiei: *Opens door* NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID DETECTIVE??
Yukina: 00'
Hiei: 00' Oh, Uh...sorry Yukina...
Yukina: ^-~ It's okay! Anyway...We're going swimming, Wanna come?
Hiei: ...I don't like water...
Yukina: Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*
Hiei: Must-Resist-Puppy dog eyes- ...>.< Fine I'll come
Yukina: ^-^ Thanks Hiei!
Hiei: *In thought* How do I get myself into these things...
~
Yukina: *Runs into Yusuke* O_0 What are you doing?
Yusuke: ...Running from Kurama
Yukina: ...Why?
Yusuke: ...He's alphabetizing his shampoo...
Yukina: o_0 Is he still doing that?
Yusuke: -_-' Yes
Yukina: ...Anyway...Botan and I are going swimming, Wanna come?
Yusuke: ^.~ Sure!
Yukina: ^-~ Okay! I'm gonna go find Kurama now!
~
Kurama: *Opens door* Now what...
Yukina: ^.~ Hi Kurama! wanna come swimming?
Kurama: ...Will Botan be there?
Yukina: *nods*
Kurama: Then I think I'll stay here...
Yukina: ...Aw come on Kurama It'll be fun...Please?
Kurama: *Sighs* Fine...
Yukina: Okay! See you there^-~
Kurama: >.< *In thought* My life sucks...
~
Hiei: *Pokes water* You can't make me go in there...
Yusuke: -_-' Come on Hiei, It's just water...
Hiei: -_-' In case you havent noticed, I'm a fire youkai...
Yusuke: ...Oh yah...Forgot about that^^'
Hiei: -_-'
Yusuke: *Walks behind Hiei*
Hiei: ...Now what?
Yusuke: Nothing...
*Silence*
Yusuke: *Pushes Hiei*
Hiei: GYAH!!! *Falls into water*
Kurama: -_-' Yusuke, What happens if he can't swim?
Yusuke: ...It's the shallow end, all he has to do is stand.
Kurama: ...This is Hiei we're talking about...He's too short...
Yusuke: o_0 Oh...right
Kurama: *Sighs* *Pulls Hiei out of water*
Hiei: *Evil death glare of death*
Yusuke: 00' Oh crap! *runs*
Hiei: -_-' What an idiot...*run for a second* *is now in front of Yusuke*
Yusuke: ...Damn...Forgot you could do that...
Hiei: *With katana...don't ask how he got it, he just did...*
Yusuke: *Wimper*
Botan: *Runs into room* YAY!!!!*Jumps into water*
Hiei: *Gets splashed* -_-'
Yusuke: *Slips away* *Jumps into water* Ha! now you can't get me!
Hiei: -_-' Damn...
Yusuke: Mwhahahahahaha!!!
Hiei: >.<
Botan: Come on Kurama!
Kurama: Uh...I think I'll stay right here...
Botan: *Grabs his arm* Come on!
Kurama: ...I'm perfectly fine where I am..
Botan: aw... come on Kurama...
Kurama: No- I really want to stay-
Botan: *Pulls him in*
Kurama: -_-'
Botan: ^-^
Hiei: *Trying to find a way to kill Yusuke without going in the water*
Botan: Yukina! Don't just stand there! Come on in! ^.~
Yukina: *in thought* She is really getting way to happy* *shrugs* Jumps in*
Hiei: *Gets splashed again* I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Besides Yukina...
Yukina: o_0
Botan: ..Oh yah! I forgot to tell you, Hiei's your br-
Hiei: *Evil death glare of death x 10*
Botan: 00' *shutsup*
Yukina: *Blink blink*
Kurama: *Tries to get out of water*
Botan: *Grabs his arm* ^^
Kurama: 00'
~
Kuwabara: ...Good thing I watched that program on how to fly airplanes that one night...Now if
I could remember what the big red button does...*shrugs* I'll just press it anyway...*Pushes
button*
*Red light starts flashing*
Kuwabara: oh oh...
~
Botan: *Huggling Kurama's arm*
Kurama: *twitch* Botan, Please let go...
Botan: *Huggles more* ^^
Kurama: *Finally snaps* LET GO OF MY ARM!!!!!!!!!
Botan: 00' *Lets go*
Kurama: THANKYOU!!!!!!! *smile* now if you need me, I'll be in my room^^
Everyone: 00'
Botan: *Blink blink*
~What really happened on 9/11...as far as you know^^'~
Kuwabara: *Keeps pressing buttons* HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?!?!?!?!
*Red light flashes more*
Kuwabara: 00' CRAP! *presses more buttons*
*Big explosion*
Kuwabara: 00' I think I hit something...
*Various screams*
Kuwabara: 0_0 Oh oh...*looks at map* New York City...00' I'm gonna get arrested arn't I.
~
Yusuke: *Splashes Hiei*
Hiei: -_-' You have to come out of there sometime...and when you do....I'll kill you
Yusuke: Sure thing Hiei
Hiei: >.<
Yusuke: *Baby voice* Aw...poor wittle fire youkai doesn't wanna come in the water...
Hiei: *Evil death glare of death x 50*
Yusuke: 00' *Shuts up* *Hides underwater*
Hiei: *Starts sharpening katana*
Yusuke: 00'
Botan: *Bouncing around in water*
Yukina: -_-' Help me god...
Botan: Huh?
Yukina: uh nothing ^^'
Botan: *Shrugs* *Splashes Yukina*
Yukina: -_-'
Botan: ^^
Yukina: Okay...I've had enough swimming...*Leaves*
Botan: ...Fine U_U *Gets out of water* I'll go too then... *Looks at Yusuke* Comming?
Yusuke: *Glances at Hiei* Uh...I think I'll stay here...
Botan: *Shrugs*
Hiei: -_-' You have to come out sometime...
Yusuke: ...I see no reason to...
Botan: -_-' Men...*Leaves*
Lily: ^^ Hi! Sorry it took me so long to update, but if you've read any of my other fics you
know to expect this from me^^'
Leala: --' Cuz you always forget everything...
Lily: ^^'
Botan: ...Where'd Kura-kun go?
Lily: 00' *Tackles* I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CALL HIM KURA-KUN!!!!! BACK OFF!!!!
Botan: ....
Lily: I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THIS FIC!! I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANT TO!!!!
Botan: 00'
Disclaimer: Lily: ^^ Here Kurama, read this. *Hands him a peice of paper*
Kurama: *reads* Lily, the most wonderful authoress in the world --'
Lily: ...Keep reading
Kurama: ...Now owns yu yu hakusho o_0
Lily: ^^
Leala: -_-' Lily, did you forage Yoshihiro Togashi's signature again -_-'
Lily: ...No?
Leala: -_-'
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Yusuke: *Walks into Hiei's room*
Hiei: -_-' What are you doing?
Yusuke: Running from Kurama
Hiei: -_-' Why?
Yusuke: Because he has as suitcase full of shampoo...
Hiei: -_-'
~
Botan: So...Which one of the guys do you think is hot??
Yukina: ...I don't know...Hiei's kinda cute.
Botan: 00'
Yukina: o_0 Is something wrong?
Botan: Uh..nevermind...
Yukina: ....So what about you?
Botan: *Hearts in eyes* Kurama!
Yukina: o_0 Okay...you do realize he hates you...
Botan: 00' Stop lying!
Yukina: -_-'
Botan: *While hanging up Kurama poster* Kurama loves me! I know that!
Yukina: -_-' Right, I'll go ask him.
Botan: U_U Fine, Don't believe me
~
Kurama: *Alphabetizing shampoo*
Yukina: *Walks into room* Hey Kurama, I have a question- -_-' What are you doing?
Kurama: ..Alphabetizing my shampoo...
Yukina: o_0 Okay...
Kurama: So what did you want to ask me?
Yukina: ...Do you like Botan?
Kurama: 00' HELL NO!
Yukina: That's what I thought.
Kurama: Is that all you wanted?
Yukina: Yup^^...you do realize she has a poster of you...
Kurama: 00' What?!
Yukina: ...Yah...Anyway I'm gonna go now...
Kurama: ...I feel violated
~
Hiei: You can leave now...
Yusuke: ...No!
Hiei: -_-' Why?
Yusuke: ...Kurama's evil...
Hiei: ...He's not evil...He just has a strange obsession with his hair...
Yusuke: He's still evil...
Hiei: -_-'
~
Kuwabara: *sitting on plane* Now how do you work this thing? *Shrugs* *presses random buttons*
*sets off missle* 00' oops...
RR#6: *Gets blown up*
Kuwabara: *Shrugs* *goes back to pushing buttons*
RR#7: HE KILLED BOB!
RR#8: GET HIM!!!!
Kuwabara: 00' oh oh...*Presses button* Please be take off..
*Seatbelt sign turns on*
Kuwabara: -_-'
~
Yusuke: *opens door*
Kurama: ...Whered you go?
Yusuke: ...To bug Hiei...
Kurama: *blink blink* Okay...wanna help me alphabetize my shampoo?
Yusuke: 00' I think I'm gonna go bug Hiei again...
Kurama: *Shrugs*
~
Botan: *Dusting off Kurama shrine*
Yukina: -_-' Oh God...
Botan: *Blink blink* What?
Yukina: -_-' You really need a life...
Botan: *Shrugs*
~
Kuwabara: *Presses another button*
Plane: *Moves*
Kuwabara: YAY!
RR#9: AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S MOVING!!!
Kuwabara: *Presses another button*
Plane: *Stops*
Kuwabara: -_-' Damn it...
~
Botan: ...Does this hotel have a swimming pool?
Yukina: o_0 Why...
Botan: ...I wanna go swimming...
Yukina: -_-'
Botan: Aw...come on It'll be fun...
Yukina: -_-' fine, I'll go tell the guys...
Botan: ^^ Okay!
~
Yukina: *Knocks on Hiei's door*
Hiei: *Opens door* NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID DETECTIVE??
Yukina: 00'
Hiei: 00' Oh, Uh...sorry Yukina...
Yukina: ^-~ It's okay! Anyway...We're going swimming, Wanna come?
Hiei: ...I don't like water...
Yukina: Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*
Hiei: Must-Resist-Puppy dog eyes- ...>.< Fine I'll come
Yukina: ^-^ Thanks Hiei!
Hiei: *In thought* How do I get myself into these things...
~
Yukina: *Runs into Yusuke* O_0 What are you doing?
Yusuke: ...Running from Kurama
Yukina: ...Why?
Yusuke: ...He's alphabetizing his shampoo...
Yukina: o_0 Is he still doing that?
Yusuke: -_-' Yes
Yukina: ...Anyway...Botan and I are going swimming, Wanna come?
Yusuke: ^.~ Sure!
Yukina: ^-~ Okay! I'm gonna go find Kurama now!
~
Kurama: *Opens door* Now what...
Yukina: ^.~ Hi Kurama! wanna come swimming?
Kurama: ...Will Botan be there?
Yukina: *nods*
Kurama: Then I think I'll stay here...
Yukina: ...Aw come on Kurama It'll be fun...Please?
Kurama: *Sighs* Fine...
Yukina: Okay! See you there^-~
Kurama: >.< *In thought* My life sucks...
~
Hiei: *Pokes water* You can't make me go in there...
Yusuke: -_-' Come on Hiei, It's just water...
Hiei: -_-' In case you havent noticed, I'm a fire youkai...
Yusuke: ...Oh yah...Forgot about that^^'
Hiei: -_-'
Yusuke: *Walks behind Hiei*
Hiei: ...Now what?
Yusuke: Nothing...
*Silence*
Yusuke: *Pushes Hiei*
Hiei: GYAH!!! *Falls into water*
Kurama: -_-' Yusuke, What happens if he can't swim?
Yusuke: ...It's the shallow end, all he has to do is stand.
Kurama: ...This is Hiei we're talking about...He's too short...
Yusuke: o_0 Oh...right
Kurama: *Sighs* *Pulls Hiei out of water*
Hiei: *Evil death glare of death*
Yusuke: 00' Oh crap! *runs*
Hiei: -_-' What an idiot...*run for a second* *is now in front of Yusuke*
Yusuke: ...Damn...Forgot you could do that...
Hiei: *With katana...don't ask how he got it, he just did...*
Yusuke: *Wimper*
Botan: *Runs into room* YAY!!!!*Jumps into water*
Hiei: *Gets splashed* -_-'
Yusuke: *Slips away* *Jumps into water* Ha! now you can't get me!
Hiei: -_-' Damn...
Yusuke: Mwhahahahahaha!!!
Hiei: >.<
Botan: Come on Kurama!
Kurama: Uh...I think I'll stay right here...
Botan: *Grabs his arm* Come on!
Kurama: ...I'm perfectly fine where I am..
Botan: aw... come on Kurama...
Kurama: No- I really want to stay-
Botan: *Pulls him in*
Kurama: -_-'
Botan: ^-^
Hiei: *Trying to find a way to kill Yusuke without going in the water*
Botan: Yukina! Don't just stand there! Come on in! ^.~
Yukina: *in thought* She is really getting way to happy* *shrugs* Jumps in*
Hiei: *Gets splashed again* I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Besides Yukina...
Yukina: o_0
Botan: ..Oh yah! I forgot to tell you, Hiei's your br-
Hiei: *Evil death glare of death x 10*
Botan: 00' *shutsup*
Yukina: *Blink blink*
Kurama: *Tries to get out of water*
Botan: *Grabs his arm* ^^
Kurama: 00'
~
Kuwabara: ...Good thing I watched that program on how to fly airplanes that one night...Now if
I could remember what the big red button does...*shrugs* I'll just press it anyway...*Pushes
button*
*Red light starts flashing*
Kuwabara: oh oh...
~
Botan: *Huggling Kurama's arm*
Kurama: *twitch* Botan, Please let go...
Botan: *Huggles more* ^^
Kurama: *Finally snaps* LET GO OF MY ARM!!!!!!!!!
Botan: 00' *Lets go*
Kurama: THANKYOU!!!!!!! *smile* now if you need me, I'll be in my room^^
Everyone: 00'
Botan: *Blink blink*
~What really happened on 9/11...as far as you know^^'~
Kuwabara: *Keeps pressing buttons* HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?!?!?!?!
*Red light flashes more*
Kuwabara: 00' CRAP! *presses more buttons*
*Big explosion*
Kuwabara: 00' I think I hit something...
*Various screams*
Kuwabara: 0_0 Oh oh...*looks at map* New York City...00' I'm gonna get arrested arn't I.
~
Yusuke: *Splashes Hiei*
Hiei: -_-' You have to come out of there sometime...and when you do....I'll kill you
Yusuke: Sure thing Hiei
Hiei: >.<
Yusuke: *Baby voice* Aw...poor wittle fire youkai doesn't wanna come in the water...
Hiei: *Evil death glare of death x 50*
Yusuke: 00' *Shuts up* *Hides underwater*
Hiei: *Starts sharpening katana*
Yusuke: 00'
Botan: *Bouncing around in water*
Yukina: -_-' Help me god...
Botan: Huh?
Yukina: uh nothing ^^'
Botan: *Shrugs* *Splashes Yukina*
Yukina: -_-'
Botan: ^^
Yukina: Okay...I've had enough swimming...*Leaves*
Botan: ...Fine U_U *Gets out of water* I'll go too then... *Looks at Yusuke* Comming?
Yusuke: *Glances at Hiei* Uh...I think I'll stay here...
Botan: *Shrugs*
Hiei: -_-' You have to come out sometime...
Yusuke: ...I see no reason to...
Botan: -_-' Men...*Leaves*