Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things Yu Yu Hakusho characters would never say ❯ chapter...4 ( Chapter 4 )

Well hello all, I know i've been really really really really behind on my fanfics but schools technically over so I got 3 whole months to do nothing but sit on my ass and eat…and maybe write fanfics too. Oh well here's chapter…I don't know but its all good. Also id like to thank everybody who helped in adding quotes. THANK YOU GUYS!!! You guys are the best and if it weren't for you this fanfic would just be like blank so thank you!

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Hiei: I'm a midget and I'm proud of it.

Kuwabara and Hiei: *really high soprano voice* I feel pretty... Oh so pretty... I feel pretty and witty and gay....

Hiei: Oh, Kuwabara... I love you and I wanna cuddle you and kiss you and squeeze your incredibly sexy body until you die! (>

Kurama: IM NOT GAY!! I'm homosexual.

Yusuke: Why I'm really the kindest shyest most gentle person you could meet!

Hiei: Wait up u guys your running 2 fast *falls 2 the ground and starts 2 cry*

Hiei: Kurama why are you wearing my pink thong?

Hiei: Yusuke get my lucky underwear out of your mouth there not edible!!!

Hiei: allow my ass to do the talking hun!!!

Yusuke: I'm Freddie got fingered!!! *Runs in circles in underwear around Hiei, Kurama & Kuwabara*

Yukina: Oh Kuwabara will you marry me?

Kuwabara: Oh Yukina I cannot marry you for I am in love with another...Yusuke!!! *walks over to Yusuke and purposes*

Kuwabara the first time he uses his spirit sword Kuwabara: *holds his sword up like he-man *I have- oh *groans* pulled a muscle this swords to heavy

Kuwabara in a whiny kinda voice: make the stupid people shut up *points to kurama*

Karasu after kurama defeats him Karasu: *gets up* yay the fights over now let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya then we can sing tiptoe through the tulips

Kurama: *singing* everybody, everybody let's get into it get stupid let's get retarded let's get retarded...

Kuwabara talking to kurama Kuwa: don't worry kurama your not ugly now let me tell you a story once there was an ugly barnacle and he was so ugly he died the end

Hiei - my new favorite color is hot pink!

Hiei - where the heck are my pants?!

Hiei - I'm gay and madly in love with Kuwabara

Hiei - Damn I'm sexy!

Kurama: Hmm...Should I dye my hair black, or get it spiked?

Hiei: Wheres my Barney plushy!?

Kuwabara: Yukina, I hate you and I always have!

Yusuke: *Throws away hair gel* Never again shall I use that vile liquid in my beautiful hair!

Hiei: Yes, you can borrow my katana any time you wish!

Hiei: Let's go to a nightclub! I love to dance!

Kuwabara: You little bitch! I'll rip out your throat!

Hiei: Owe! I burned myself. Mommy! [A/N: That is not funny, goddammit!]

Kurama: I think I'll give up gardening and open up my own dating service. [A/N: O_o]

Yusuke: Guns are only for responsible grown-ups! Mukuro: Oh... I can't decide... let's flip a coin!

Botan: I am trapped in a Goddammed psycho ward!

Hiei: Stop that blubbering, Yukina! [A/n: I hate my mind sometimes]

Bui: Hiei would look cute in swimming trunks... [A/N: O_O NO!]

Hiei: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you humans are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Kurama: actually I'm a horrible student; I break into the school using my super thief skills and write down all the test answers and as for my homework, I pay Hiei to do it.

Hiei: Actually I've never eaten sweet snow in my life or anything with sugar for that matter...

Hiei: YES I'M AFRAID OF HIEGHTS NOW GET ME DOWN!

Kurama: I was gonna say something about sumthin but I forgot [a/n: actually i've said that before]

Keiko: wow it's a whole "shock shock" moment

Hiei: well what are you gonna do?

Kurama: hold on….I'm thinking.…hold on….almost got it…….ER…I got nothing

Kuwabara: Ahhh, I'm being attacked by something scary *pulls off Hiei* oh it's only you, I thought it was something scary.

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well that's everything. So please review and I'll see you on the flip side…yo.

~KR~