Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things Yu Yu Hakusho characters would never say ❯ chp 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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Hey hey all, well here's the new chappie so go ahead and read

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Kurama: Goddammit where are the cheerios????? *searches through the cupboards and finds Hiei eating cheerios* WHY ARE YOU EATING THE CHEERIOS? YOU KNOW THEY ARE MINE, YOU LITTLE RUNT!!! *beats up Hiei*

-CrazyKitsune17

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Hiei- kurama, Yusuke, Kazuma? where are u guys? I'm all alone now *sobs* and who will I pick on now *thinks of Kazuma* and 2 whom will I make death threats *thinks of Yusuke*? And 2 whom will I agree w/ now *thinks of Kurama*? *Sings* "I'm all alone now"

-Hieisbitch

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Keiko talking to Kuwabara

Keiko: Come here sexy

Kuwabara: but

Keiko: Shut up and kiss me

-Yusuke

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Heie:Kuwabara you cutiepie!!!

Kurama:Heie what country are you from?

Heie:South America!!!

Kurama:Nani!!!Well in that case do you have a southern accent?

Heie: *in southern accent* Who me? Don't be baka Kurama!!!

Kurama:Heie shut up your such a baka. All people from the south are. *walks away but tris and falls over a rock then gets up and smack head on a tree*

Heie:*southern accent* And you call us stupid in the south!!!

Yusuke:I'm bored what should we do?

Kurama:Maybe we can dance?

Yusuke:Pardon? Dance?

Kuwabara:I bet Kurama means DDR as in dance dance revolution.

Heie:Or we could do stupid and funny stunts then film them and turn them into Jackass!!!

Keiko:Heie thats a great idea!!!

Botan:What's Jackass mean?

Heie: it means Botan in my language!!!

Botan:What well of coarse it would mean that to a fucking midget like you jackass or should I say mini-me!!!

Heie: Ok now I'm pissed!!! I'm not a midget I'm compact!!! * in a low and silent voice* But not where it counts cause I'm too big for you!!!

Botan/Heie: *get into a huge cat fight*

Kurama/Yusuke/Kuwabara/Keiko/Yukina:*all watching the all new show Heie VS. Botan*Hey who's winning?

Yukina:...Botan probably cause all girls win in cat fights against boys!!! *snickers*

Heie:There after me lucky charms!!!*runs away with a box of lucky charms from Yukina*

Heie:*sits at piano with sausage attached to the end of strings tied to his fingers that are connected to the ceiling with steaks taped to his ears* Yusuke would you like some sausage?

-Loriice

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Yukina: Heie I wanna be your sweet ass bitch!!!

Heie:What should we watch?

Kurama:I dunno.

Keiko:Uh...Oh I know!!! Beavis & Butt-head or South park!!!

Heie/Kurama:Sweet a girl with taste!!! *grab Keiko and drags her into an unknown bedroom* * loud moans & screams are heard*

He-ie:*in department store trying on women's clothing* Ummm..... attendant dude...MY BRA'S IN MY ASS!!!

Kurama:Yeah mine's tangled around...well IT if you know what I mean!!!

-Ryniice

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Hiei: Would you like fries with that?

Hiei: Perhaps if I got a perm...

Hiei- Have an nice day

Hiei- Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

Hiei- I'm tired of black. I think I'll try...paisley

Hiei- Visine...it gets the red out.

Hiei- My katana? I traded it in for a Swiss army knife

-Dragon of the drakness thinker

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Hiei: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you humans are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

Touya: I AM KING BOB! FEAR ME! NO! NOT THE WRITE ROOM! NOOOOO!!!! *gets dragged away by men in white* I SHALL HAVE REVENGE!

-TheBlackRavenOfDarkness

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now for my own quotes and quotes ive gotten off of Tv

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Kuwabara: this is the greatest pie in the history of…well…pie

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Hiei: I want to live in a happy land of happiness where barney and tellitubbies thrive

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Kurama: hello there midget savage

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Kurama: now for step number B

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Hiei: I have created a new show, it is a mixture of Sex in the City, Caroline, and The Price is Right. It will be called: I'll have Sex with Caroline in the city if the price is right.

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Kurama: the seal sealed a seal for seals.

Hiei: why did the seal seal a seal for seals?

Kurama: if he didn't, the other seals would have sealed a seal for him and other stupid seals.

Hiei: did the seal not want to be sealed in a seal with other stupid seals?

Kurama: no

[DW and I actually had this conversation once]

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Kuwabara: if Santa gets me more hair for Christmas, where do you think he gets it? That's right, an elves head.

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Kurama: when I was eight my mom said my turtle ran away but he didn't because turtles can't run

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Botan: What's with all the happy crap?

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Hiei: you bark a lot for a weenie dog.

Kurama: fox not dog fox dammit

Hiei: but foxes can't bark

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Kurama: monkey bars are a deathtrap in primary colors

Yusuke: but so is your hair…

Kurama: be nice, I don't go around calling your hair a disaster.

Yusuke: yes you do

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Kurama having a bad hair day: but…but this cant be, I'm perfect, I'm not allowed to have a bad hair day

Hiei: its ok kurama, I'm not perfect either…I have almost no butt…oh wait, yes I do and its way bigger than yours.

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Shuichi: that's way too many big words pal!

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Koenma: I come bearing a gift, I'll give you a hint, it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

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Hiei: …and that's why I beat you with a tennis racquet instead of my katana.

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well that's all for know, R&R and remember this fanfic doesn't actually work without quotes from you guys so luv ya