Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ To Fly on Silver Wings ❯ The E.O.Fs invade... ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Current Pairings:

Kitty - Kiba

Perry - Sanosuke

Mikka - Hiei

Marki - Inuyasha

Lynn - Sesshomaru

Kira - Jin

Tai - Yusuke

Roxanne - Kaiba

Aiko - Sojiro

Ed - Koenma

Lauren - Touya

Kaze - Odd

Yuki - Shippo

Artemis - Hige

Alexis - James

LK - Yoko

Kuwabara
Yukina
Kenshin

George

Tsume

Grimoire

Toboe

YSYF

Invincible

Immortal

Package: pfssssshhhhhhh...... (smoke issues out, filling the room, no one can see)

Everyone: (stumbling around)

Voice: Ouch! That's my foot!

Voice: Where am I? I'm vexed, perplexed, confused, and SOMEONE IS RUBBING MY BUTT! (SMACK!)

Voice: Oro! Not this one!

Voice: (smoosh) Eww! I stepped in something cold!

Voice: chitter

Voice: What was that?

Voice: i am your conscience...

Voice: AAAAHHH!!! I'm hearing voices!

Voice: (smooch)

Voice: SNARL!(Translation - Ouch! Someone's standing on my tail!)

Voice: Who's busom is my face in?

Voice: I dropped my Hiei doll!

Voice: Where's my sword?

Voice: YEOUCH! I think I found it!

Voice: Get off me!

Voice: (crash) Oops, I hope that wasn't expensive!

Voice: Yipe! Something bit me!

Voice: Well, what do we have here? (squeeze)

Voice: PERVERT! (SMACK!)

Voice: Ow! I'm gonna kill the baka who hit me!

Voice: Everyone settle down! I'll blow this smoke away!

Voice: I'll help!

(sounds of flapping wings and paper, smoke clears)

Scene: Sesshomaru is lying on top of Marki, who is on top of Aiko, who is on top of Perry, who is face down on top of Sanosuke, who has his face buried in her chest. YSYF is kissing Kuwabara, who is standing on Invincible's tail. Yoko is standing next to LK, who is in her demon form. Hiei is standing on Sojiro with his blade at his throat. Immortal is holding a Hiei doll delicately in her mouth. Inuyasha is looking around for his sword,(A/N: I'm too lazy to type the name of it, I'll probably get it wrong.), of which James is sitting on the flat of. Kitty is lying on top of Kiba, who has fallen into the pile of pillows that the cats were lying in. Tsume, Toboe, and Shippo are on the pillows too, along with Yuki and Alexis. Miroku is lying on the floor twitching with a bright red handprint on his face in front of Kira, who is standing next to Jin, who has his foot in a bowl of sweet snow. Artemis and Yusuke are lying in a tangled heap on the floor. Hige was sitting on a sofa. Lauren, Lynn, and Touya were sitting on another sofa. Kaiba, Roxanne, Kaze, and Odd were in a defensive stance. Mikka was also nowhere to be seen. A demon holding fans was standing next to a table full of refreshments. Ed and Koenma were hiding under a side table. Kenshin was lying on a sofa with spiraly eyes.

YSYF: (sees whom he is kissing) 0.0!!!!!! (breaks off and runs to the bathroom)

Everyone disentangles from each other.

Jin: Hey! You did a nice job with Touya, Lynn. (pulling bowl off foot)

Lynn: Thanks!

LK: Is everyone alright?

Everyone: (mutters agreement)

Hiei: Where's Mikka?

Demon: I'm right here.

Hiei: You're Mikka?

Demon: That's the name of my human half. I am Hikaze.

Hiei: (revising his previous opinion of her)
Hikaze: (turns back to Mikka, sees Immortal) My Hiei Doll! Thanks, Immortal!

LK: Let's eat!

Everyone grabs food.

Inuyasha grabs a bag of potato chips.

Inuyasha: (scarfs them down)

Hiei: (eats gallon after gallon of sweet snow)

Sanosuke: (drinking sake)

LK: (swipes glass and bottle) No alcohol! (puts them in safe)

Sanosuke: (pouts)

(doorbell rings)

LK: I'll get it! (goes and opens front door)

Cute Guy #3: Surprise Package for Lumina Kitsune.

LK: Thank you! (takes package and closes door, returns to see Hiei threatening Kuwabara again)

Hiei: THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOUCH MY SWEET SNOW! (holding katana at Kuwabara's throat)

LK: I got a present! (puts it on table, everyone crowds around, LK pulls tag)
Package: <small explosion>
LK: Wowie! Fun! (looks at what's left) What's this?
Item: Physical Manifestation Machine.
LK: Coooool! Let's try it out!
Yoko: But we don't know what it is!
LK: So what? (puts a tape of blackmail inside)
Lauren: What's that?
LK: Blackmail! n.n
Marki: You want a physical manifestation of blackmail? <sigh> Why am I surrounded by idiots?
Inuyasha: (starting on his third bag of potato chips)
Kenshin: Hey. This one has found something. (picks up instruction manual)
Everyone except LK: (gathers around Kenshin)
Sanosuke: What's it say?
Kenshin: This one can not read it.
Kaiba: Let me see.(reads aloud) Step One: Open box
Everyone: anime fall
Kaiba: (continues) Step Two: Take Physical Manifestation Machine out of box
Everyone :We know that!
Kaiba: Step Three: Take the Onedas Flight Redsan and connect it to... (gets very technical)
Everyone else: ?????
(two hours later)
Kaiba: ...Step 1,358: Turn it on.
LK: Begin! (pushes big red button marked "Do not push")
PMM: (emits various strange noises, including a chicken squawking)
Everyone: ????????
Yusuke: Run!
PMM: (starts to smoke)
Everyone: (runs and hides)
PMM: <explodes> (leaves a small smoking crater on table)
After a minute has passed...
Tsume: Is it over?
Toboe: I think so...
LK: Look! (rushes over to where the machine once was)
Everyone: (comes out of hiding)

LK: E.O.F.'s! (grabs a black furball with blue and gold tiger stripes) I shall name it Squishy and it will be my Squishy!

Everyone: ???????? (very confused)

Yoko: What are they? (picks up a silver furball with golden eyes)

Kenshin: (picks up a red one with a silver cross shaped patch of fur) This one has no idea.

Kuwabara: (an orange one on top of his head) Not as cute as Eikichi, but a lot fuzzier.

Tsume: (looking at a small grey one with a white cross shaped patch of fur, which stares back)
Toboe: This one looks like me! (picks up a brown one)
Squishy: <chirrup>
Immortal: (pokes at a small orange one with black spots)
Invincible: (sniffs a white one with black stripes)
LK: They are Essence Of Fluff! The cutest things in the universe! (squeezes Squishy)
Squishy: <chitters loudly>
LK: They love to be squished!
Invincible: (pounces on one)
E.O.F: <chitters>
Kaze: (picks up a blue one) Mine!
Odd: (holds a light yellow one) I'll take this one.
Kenshin: This one thinks he likes them. (squeezes three, they chitter)
Tsume: I don't need one! (gray with white cross jumps onto his head) Get off! (tries to dislodge furball)
LK: It likes you!
Tsume: But I don't want one!
LK: E.O.F's choose who they want to be with. Once chosen, they never leave their side.
Tsume: (grouchy face, E.O.F looks smug)(A/N: For a furball.)
Kenshin: (holding the red one with silver cross) This one wants to know what they eat.
LK: They eat what you eat. They leave no waste, so you don't need to clean up after them.
Yukina: (holding a small ice blue one) Do they need anything special?
LK: Just love and affection! (squeezes Squishy)
Toboe: I think I'll name this one "Pup".
Kenshin: This one is naming his "Uni".
Tsume: If I'm going to have to keep this, I guess I'll name it "Wolf".
Kuwabara: "Fuzzy".
Yoko: "Pussywillow".
Miroku: (holding a purple one) "Prayer".
Marki: "Darkness". (holding a black one)
Inuyasha: (holding a white one with a black ring around the middle that looks suspiciously like the necklace around his neck) "Puff".
Odd: "Lyoko".
Kaze: "Icicle".
LK: Let's get back to the food!
Everyone: Yeah!

Infinito: I want one! (looks in box) There aren't any in here!
LK: (squeezing Squishy) The explosion flung the rest all over the house, so they will be popping up from time to time.
E.O.F: (pops up)
Infinito: Yay! (takes the E.O.F, which is red with a small black horn symbol)
LK: Order your E.O.F today! They need homes!
E.O.Fs: (looking cute)
Infinito: R&R! I'll name this one "Gabriel's Horn".
Squishy: <chitter>