Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Unexpected Gift ❯ Fun Reactions, and Reminiscences ( Chapter 4 )

Author’s note: Words in italics are memories…next part will have a Yaoi…you have been warned!

Part Four: Fun Reactions, and Reminiscences.

It was finally time to tell Hiei and Kurama, though Kuwabara is really dreading it. He doesn’t want to give Hiei any more ammunition to use against him then the fire-demon already had. He lets out a depressed sigh and paces back and forth waiting on Kurama and Hiei to arrive. He had chosen the park as the best place for this sort of conversation as it seemed to have the most calming influence on everyone. “So, oaf, what was so important that you felt you needed to call a meeting?” Hiei demands. He personally wasn’t interested in anything the carrot-top had to say but it would probably make for some good entertainment.

“It’s not so much important as something I need to tell you. I don’t think you’ll care very much but for the sake of you not hearing it spread around in the Makai, I wanted to tell you here. When I was captured on that mission, the demon also had Ani with him. While both of us were warded the demon made us have sex. That is the secret I have been keeping from you for these past few weeks,” Kuwabara admits softly. Hiei stares at him for a moment. The idiot had sex with one of the Toguro Brothers? That must have been rather awkward.

“I can see why you didn’t want to tell us, Kuwabara,” Kurama says faintly, “The elder Toguro Brother did the most damage to you.”

“Oh, you haven’t heard the best part in all of this,” Yusuke chortles, “Kuwabara was on top.”

“This ningen fool took Elder?” Hiei asks. Kuwabara scowls. Leave it to Hiei to insult him at every turn. He was never going to get along with the egotistical demon that believed that no human could be considered as good as a demon. He sighs and shakes his head. Nothing would ever change Hiei’s personality and that just bothers Kuwabara even more.

“You know what, shrimp? No one asked you for your opinion of me! Why don’t you just listen without insulting me?” Kuwabara demands.

“Because I don’t like you,” the fire-demon answers before turning and disappearing in the direction he had come.

“Don’t mind him, Kuwabara. You know how Hiei is. I am sorry abort what happened. Thinking about that cannot be easy,” Kurama murmurs.

“I try not to think about it,” the carrot-top answers.

“How could you NOT tell me that it was Kuwabara?” Oto rages. Ani scowls at him.

“Why don’t you think about what you just said and maybe come up with an answer on your own!” he fires back just as furiously. He is getting tired of having to defend himself at every turn.

“I still don’t get why you haven’t decided to get rid of it,” Bui comments from the couch, “You despise the very ground that Kuwabara walks on and since he’s never going to know about it, it would be the easiest thing for you to do.” Ani doesn’t respond. Truthfully, he HAD thought about getting rid of it because of the very fact that it WAS Kuwabara’s child. He just can’t seem to find the desire to do so and is adamantly refusing to think too deeply into why he won’t.

“Why don’t you two stop pestering him for an hour?” Karasu cuts in, “It’s bad enough that he has to deal with being pregnant by Kuwabara. You two don’t have to continuously give him grief over it.” Ani is grateful to Karasu for his intervention, as he was growing tired. It seemed most of his energy was going to this growing child and leaving him with less and less to use for himself.

“I am going upstairs to sleep. Please…please don’t bother me,” he says before walking out of the room. He hates how pathetic and utterly human he was becoming and he grits his teeth. That demon was going to pay…if he wasn’t already dead. ‘You know he is,’ he thinks, ‘Yusuke would have already killed him for going after one of his friends. I hope Koenma sent the poor excuse for a creature to Limbo. It’s what he deserves.’ He walks into his room and shuts the door before walking over and climbing onto his bed. He is asleep the moment his head hits the pillow.

The first thing he is aware of is the bright light shining in his eyes. Wincing, he closes them and reopens them only once he is adjusted to it. It takes him a minute to realize that sunlight is streaming in through a window into his eyes, which is what had awoken him. Sitting up, he makes two realizations; he is out of that damned tree and he’s warded. A slight irritated growl escapes him. Whoever did this was going to pay and pay very badly. “Ah, you’re finally awake,” an unfamiliar voice remarks. He turns to see a demon sitting in an armed chair across the room. The demon gives him a not so pleasant smile.

“You do realize that once I am unwarded, I will skewer you, right?” Ani demands. The demon’s smile becomes a cold, cruel smirk.

“Well, you can try and accomplish that…if you get unwarded. For now, though, you are at MY mercy, Ani. You can’t adequately defend yourself and if I wanted to, I could send you on to join your brother,” he answers. Ani scowls hating that the bastard was right. He WAS vulnerable.

“Then why DON’T you kill me?”

“What would be the fun in that?”

“Great, you’re a sadist.”

“You could say that.”

Ani scowls. “Why don’t you go bother someone else? I am not in the mood to be bothered by some wanna-be evil demon who has an obvious death wish.” The demon just laughs before walking over and easily picking him up. Ani finds himself carried like a sack of potatoes. “Put me down!” he snarls. The demon ignores him and Ani hits him uselessly. “I said put me DOWN!”

“No,” the demon answers calmly before stopping before a room. Ani looks over his shoulder wondering what the demon is up to. A few unpleasant thoughts cross the shorter demon’s mind and he decides that it is better to NOT think about them. The demon opens the door and steps in. Who Ani sees makes him wonder what deity obviously hates him. Kuwabara stares at him in stunned horror. “Well, detective, I have finally decided on what it is you are going to do for me.”

“You can’t make me do anything, you creep,” Kuwabara grits out obviously trying his best to avoid looking at Ani.

“If you want to live you will,” the demon responds. Ani sees Kuwabara’s helpless expression and wonders what in the world the demon wants him in here for. “I see that you are willing to comply to my wishes, wonderful.” He drops Ani on onto the floor in front of him. “I believe you know each other?” Ani doesn’t respond; he merely scowls at the demon. “Good. Kuwabara, you are going to take him here and now.”

The demon’s words startle Ani and it takes a moment for them to fully sink in. When they do, it’s not pretty. “Excuse me? There is no way in HELL I am letting that human touch me!” Ani yells.

“Yeah, there is no way I am touching the midget demon!” Kuwabara wholeheartedly agrees. The demon merely smiles in that same unpleasant manner.

“Would you like to live long enough for your friends to attempt to save you, detective?” he asks Kuwabara. The carrot-top looks at him angrily. “I am completely capable of killing you here and now.” Ani’s blood freezes as he realizes that the demon is actually telling the truth. He looks at Kuwabara and sees the teen has realized the same. “Sixteen is such a young age to die. You have your whole life ahead of you and I am not asking much.”

“You’re asking me to touch someone I can’t stand being ten feet close to let alone THAT close,” Kuwabara answers.

“Then you will die,” comes the simple response from their captor. Ani scowls. This was just great. Fate seriously found him a wonderful source of entertainment, it seemed. He looks at Kuwabara and sees the troubled expression on the teen’s face. It really annoyed him that this was happening.

“Just do it, Kuwabara. I highly doubt it’s worth you dying over,” he snaps at him.

“Are you honestly telling me to…to…fuck you?” Kuwabara asks.

“No, idiot, I am asking you to marry me…of course I am telling you to do what this poor excuse for a creature wants!” he snaps at him. Kuwabara looks highly startled and then rather embarrassed.

“Idon’tknowwhattodo,” the carrot-top mumbles too fast to make out clearly.

“What?” Ani demands.

“I. Don’t. Know. What. To. Do.” Every word is obviously forced out of him.

“Oh, is THAT all? It’s not too difficult,” he answers airily. This wasn’t going to be fun but at least he wasn’t going to see Koenma anytime soon. He isn’t looking forward to having Kuwabara touch him, but that could not be helped at this moment.

“You make it sound so simple,” Kuwabara grumbles.

“That’s because it is simple, human,” Ani tells him, “Even you should be able to get it.”

“Don’t patronize me, Toguro. Hiei insults me enough for one lifetime so I don’t need your bullshit.”

“Ooh, you actually have a comeback! Wow, three years must have increased your IQ slightly.”

“Do you want me to be relatively nice to you?”

“Are you threatening me?”

“He NEVER said I had to be kind to you.”

Ani growls at him. “You had best not hurt me, child. If you do, I will make your life miserable.”

“Gee, you’re sweet.”

“Shut up.” Kuwabara merely smirks at him and Ani curbs the urge to hit the smug teenager hard in the mouth.

“Are you two done?” the demon inquires. Ani grits his teeth. Of course he would want to watch them do this.

“Yes,” he says shortly. He turns towards Kuwabara. “This isn’t too difficult. First of all, it involves removing your clothes. Can you do that?”

“I understand THAT part,” the carrot-top grumbles before he reluctantly begins to pull his clothes off. Ani hides a satisfied smile as he does the same. He might not be able to use his spirit energy but that still left being sharp-tongued and cruel. He looks at the carrot-top once he’s completely naked and makes a rather startling discovery. The teen actually looked rather…good. ‘Leave it to Kuwabara to actually be rather attractive,’ he thinks not that he would EVER tell the idiot that. “Okay, now that you’re finished getting your clothes off, let’s get this over with BEFORE I become deathly ill from staring at you naked.”

“Yeah, well you’re not so hot yourself,” Kuwabara snaps back. Ani scowls at him.

“Can we get this over with?” he demands getting rather annoyed.

“Fine,” the carrot-top huffs. Ani reigns in his temper and takes a deep breath. He is NOT looking forward to this.

“For all comfort purposes, let’s do this on the bed,” he tells Kuwabara. The cerulean-eyed youth nods still looking highly unsettled. ‘At least you get to be on top,’ Ani thinks irritably. This was absolutely embarrassing. He was about to be taken by the one person in the entire universe that he truly despised. Once they are both on the bed, he turns to face Kuwabara. He absolutely hates that he has to let him take him.

“You two look like you want to kill each other. Come now, be a little more loving,” the demon remarks, “You can’t have good sex if you’re trying hard not to punch the other’s lights out.”

“He has NO idea what he’s doing and personally, I DON’T want him touching me!” Ani snaps at him.

“Yes, well you do realize that if you don’t make me happy, I will kill you right?”

Ani grits his teeth. This demon was truly beginning to push his buttons. “Well, that is quite impossible as neither of us likes the other.”

“Well, then maybe you should get to…know each other. Let Kuwabara take his time getting to…know you.” The sly smile on the demon’s face tells Ani just what he had in mind and the smaller demon truly hates him.

“What exactly do you want me to do?” Kuwabara demands.

“Explore him and get to know him. He can’t hurt you,” the demon responds grinning malevolently at them, “Your only other choice is to die.” The look on Kuwabara’s face would have scared an A-Class demon had he been unwarded and Ani is truly beginning to wonder if agreeing to this was such a good idea.

“You are really, really pushing my patience,” the carrot-top grits out.

“Well, you don’t have much of a choice now do you? I call the shots at the moment, detective, so be a good boy and do as you are told.”

Gritting his teeth, Kuwabara turns to face Ani. “I think I hate him almost more then I hate you,” he says quietly moving close.

“I am starting to agree with you,” Ani mutters. He watches as Kuwabara’s hand moves towards him. He watches it, wondering if the carrot-top would actually do as the demon said. A startled gasp escapes him as Kuwabara’s hand brushes over his nipples. He sees his nemesis smile and inwardly groans. Kuwabara was going to have a field day with this.