Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ What if and crazyness ❯ The Beginning(That's oh-so-original) ( Chapter 1 )

Aqua:^_^

Touya:What's she so happy about?

Aqua:I got a new portable CD player......

Touya:........

Aqua:IT WON'T SKIP!=D

Touya:...........And?

Aqua:T_T

Shishi:*walks in the room*Hello.^_^

Touya:Hey, Aqua's red.

Aqua:*is red*Whaaaaaat?

Touya:Aqua likes Shishi!^_^

Aqua:I GOT SUNBURNED! I WAS AT THE POOL AND STUPIDLY FORGOT SUNSCREEN!

Touya:Suuuuuuuuuuuure.Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Aqua:T.T See for yourself baka.

Touya:*pokes Aqua's face*

Aqua:*screams*Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!T.T THAT HURT BAKA!

Touya:Geuss it is sunburn.^_^;;;;

Shishi:T.T

Aqua:I'm gonna listen to my fav song!*puts Evanescense CD into her NEW CD player*^_^

Touya:At least she's busy for a while and we don't have to hear her voice.^_^

Shishi:She likes to sing with the song......

Touya:O_O Aw man.

Aqua:*singing*Dear my love, haven't you wanted to be with me

And dear my love, haven't you longed to be free
I can't keep pretending that I don't even know you
And at sweet night, you are my own
Take my hand
We're leaving here tonight
There's no need to tell anyone
They'd only hold us down
So by the morning light
We'll be half way to anywhere
Where love is more than just your name......

Touya:O.O

Shishi:What?

Touya:That's her fav song?

Shishi:Yep.

Touya:O_O

Shishi:Why?

Touya:I'll explain later.-_-;

Shishi:Teeeeeeeell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Aqua:*whacks Shishi on the head*THAT'S MY LINE!

Shishi:T.T

Aqua:Anywayz........I was thinking of how soon school is starting(NOOOOOOO!) and I thought "SCHOOL WILL SUCK!T.T" Then I was thinking of YYH..........then I was thinking of food.........ANYWAYZ!I thought "I wonder what school would be like with the YYH gang.........=D" then I thought "WAHHHHHHHHH!IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!T.T But then again anythings possible.=D" then I thought of my wallscroll and thought "YAY! I HAVE A TOTALLY WEIRD AND POSSIBLY MESSED-UP FIC IDEA!=D" Then I thought about how I must love the =D face.^_^;;;;; So here it is! ON WITH THE FIC!^_^

Disclaimer:I don't own a darn thing except for my new CD player.=D

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Aqua:T.T School's starting soon and it's gonna suck.

SFX:*breathing*

Aqua:*shifts eyes*Where is that breathing coming from?*holds breath and the breathing continues*O_O*runs out of her room*

Aqua's YYH wallscroll:..............

Kurama in the wallscroll:Kuwabara.We told you to hold your breath.

Kuwabara in the wallscroll:SORRY!

Yusuke in the wallscroll:SHHHH!BAKA!

Hiei in the wallscroll:Sneaking around is starting to annoy me.*walks out of the wallscroll*

Kuwabara:*does the same as Hiei*HEY!What's this?*picks up paper*

Paper:"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!SCHOOL WILL SUCK! If only the YYH gang was there.........OK.BYE MR. PIECE OF PAPER!=D"

Yusuke:*now out of the wallscroll*O_O She's weird.

Kurama:*also out of the wallscroll*^_^;;;;;

Aqua:*from downstairs in the kitchen*SWEET SNOW!YAY!

Hiei:O_O Sweet snow............

Kurama:Uh-oh.

Hiei:*runs downstairs*SWEET SNOW!

Aqua:( |_| ) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*holds scooper like a weapon*

Hiei:*unsheaths katana*GIVE ME THE SWEET SNOW AND NO ONE GETS HURT!

Aqua:I want my katanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.T.T

Hiei:O.o

Kurama:O_O Well, I guess the secrets out.

Aqua:O_O*throws the scooper at Kurama and it hits his head(Metal.Ouch.XP)*

Kurama:>.< @.@

Aqua:YAY!^_^ TAKE THAT BAKA!

Yusuke:O_O

Kuwabara:................

Yusuke:You're crazy so I'm just gonna try to stay on your good side.

Aqua:I have a good side?

Kuwabara:................

Yusuke:O_O

Kuwabara:................

Aqua:^_^................O_O Wait.You've been coming out of my wallscroll right?

Yusuke:Yeah?

Aqua:O_O*slaps Yusuke*

Yusuke:WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Aqua:-_-;;;; My wallscroll is in my bedroom!What do you think that was for?!

Yusuke:I dunno.*innocent look*

Kuwabara:...................

Aqua:O_O

Kuwabara:.......................O.O!!!!! HEY!KURAMA WAS KNOCKED OUT BY AN ICE CREAM SCOOPER!

Aqua/Yusuke:*anime fall*

Hiei:*in a corner eating Sweet Snow straight from the carton and his back is turned to everyone(AND IT IS OBVIOUS WHAT HE IS DOING BAKAS!Sorry.^_^;;;)*Sweet Snow baka.

Aqua:I'm glad that baka's knocked out.Now I just need some rope and a really big sack!^_^

Yusuke:Don't tell me you're gonna throw him into a river?

Aqua:Yep.

Yusuke:I thought you liked Kurama?

Aqua:*shakes head*You have thought incorrectly my friend.

Yusuke:o.O

Aqua:So is my wallscroll a portal?!

Yusuke:Yep.^_^ Wait,why?

Aqua:YAY!*runs upstairs*

Yusuke:O.O*follows*

Aqua:YAY!*jumps into the "wallscroll"*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee*voice fades*

Yusuke:O.O

%~% Reikai %~%

Koenma:*watching tv*NO! DON'T DO IT! THAT'S HER EVIL TWIN!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!

*portal opens in the ceiling*

Aqua:WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*thud*Ow.............*eyes tear up*WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Koenma:O_O

Aqua:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Koenma:O_O

Aqua:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Koenma:O_O

Aqua:WAHHHHHHHHH!

Koenma:O_O

Aqua:WAH!

Koenma:O_O

Aqua:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HEY! Wha'cha watchin' Koenma?

Koenma:O_O!!!! NOTHING!*searchs for remote*Where is that thing?

TV Guy:We'll be right back with The Mushiest Romance Soap Opara(sp?) right after this break.=D

Aqua:O_O*gapes at Koenma*

Koenma:O_O WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?!

Aqua:My wallscroll is a portal!^_^

Koenma:Hiei and his damn Sweet Snow.

Aqua:Babies shouldn't talk like that Koenma.

Koenma:I'M OVER 700 YEARS!

Aqua:Whatever.

Botan:*walks in*Koenma-sama!I heard screams and I-O_O*looks at Aqua*

Aqua:What?

Botan:KOENMA-SAMA!*eyes fill with tears*WHAT'S GOING ON!?

Aqua:O_O

Koenma:Nothing! I was watching TV and this girl just appeared!

Botan:I really hope you're not lying to me, Koenma-sama.*sniff*

Aqua:o_O Um,Botan?Do you and Koenma have a THING for each other?

Koenma/Botan:O_O NO!*blush*

Aqua:*sly grin*Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Jin:*walks....er.......flies in*^_^ Hello everyone!

Aqua:O_O *hides behind Koenma's chair*

Jin:o.O

Yusuke/Kuwabara/Hiei/Kurama:*run in*KOENMA! SHE-*sees Aqua behind the chair*O_O

Koenma:Is here.-_-;;;

Aqua:Ooooooooooooh.JETPACK!*puts the Koenma-tron 5000 on her back*

Koenma:O_O That's not a toy!

Aqua:How do you work this thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*flies around*

Koenma:O_O GET HER DOWN NOW!

Jin:*grabs the Koenma-tron 5000 and flies around with Aqua*THIS ISN'T WHAT I PLANNED!BUT,WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

All else:·_·

Aqua:HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?!

Jin:O.O LOOK OUT!

Aqua:O_O AHHHHHHHH!*crashes into a wall*Ow.*slides down wall*

Koenma:*picks up his jetpack*I TOLD YOU THIS WASN'T A TOY!

Aqua:That..........was.............TOTALLY COOL! I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!=D

Jin:o.O You are one crazy lass.

Aqua:I know.^_^

Kurama:She hit me with an ice cream scooper.-_-;

Hiei:SWEET SNOW!

Aqua:YAY SWEET SNOW!^_^

Jin:O_O

Aqua:*runs in circles screaming*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Demon in Maikai:O_O What's that?

Another Demon in Maikai:Dunno.

Both:*continue watching ningen football*

Aqua:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*sudde nly stops and sits down*^_^

YYH gang:O_O

Koenma:I think we'll need a restraining order.

Aqua:Lotsa people have restraining orders on me!=D

YYH gang:O_O

Yusuke:Since when has the Princess of Katana gotten so nuts.

Aqua:O_O Princess of Katana? You mean me?*points to herself*

Yusuke:Uh........yes?

Aqua:O_O........................

YYH gang:O_O

Yusuke:This can't be good.

Aqua:YAY!^_^ I'm a princess!

Yusuke:O_O

Aqua:Now I'm sleepy.

Yusuke:Cuz you had too much energy.^_^;;;;

Aqua:*curls up and falls asleep*

Yusuke:You think we can make her think she was dreaming?

Aqua:*holds up a sign and is still asleep*

Sign:No.:P

Yusuke:T.T

A portal opened up in the ceiling and a girl fell through.

Girl:O_O

YYH gang:O_O

Demons in Maikai watching football:O_O NOOOOOOO! THEY CAN'T LOOOOOOOOOOSE!

Girl:=D Hiya.

YYH gang:O_O Hi.........

Hiei:*blink*

Girl:I'm Sarri!^_^.......O.O Kurama! You have a big bump on your head!

Kurama:That's because the crazy princess of Katana threw a SWEET SNOW-

Hiei:^_^

Kurama:-scooper at me.-_-;;;;;

Sarri:O_O Princess of Katana? Aqua?

Aqua:*wakes up*Hi!

Sarri:=D AQUA!

Aqua:SARRI!*hugs Sarri*

Sarri:Can't......breath........*gasp*@.@

Aqua:Oops..sorry.^^;;;;;

YYH gang:o.o

Sarri:*spots Jin*O_O ^_^*nudges Aqua*

Aqua:O_O What?

Sarri:*whispers something to Aqua*

Aqua:O_O*blush*Shush.(That rhymed!=D)

Kuwabara:What are they talking about?

Yusuke:Girl stuff.

Kuwabara:What's "Girl stuff"?

Yusuke:-_-;;;;;

Kurama:I hope Sarri's not as crazy as Aqua.^_^;;;;;

Sarri:O_O Aqua, what did you do?

Aqua:Went insane!=D

Sarri:O_O

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Aqua:*still listening to her music*^_^

Shishi:So,Touya.Why does Aqua enjoy listening to that song so much?

Touya:O_O I'm not telling you.

Shishi:*sighs*If the readers would like to know why the heck Aqua likes that song so much please tell us so in a review.Arigato!=D

Touya:You're so desperate you had to get the readers involved.

Shishi:They're already involved since they're reading the fic.

Touya:O_O Good point.R&R!^_^