Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Youko Kurama's Cooking Show ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Well if any of you read fanfics by the author DarkSage, that was me, until evil mm.org ERASED ALL MY FICS AND DELETED MY ACCOUNT! -shakes fist- I shall murder you all..ALL OF YOU!

ahem..well..on with the fic

||||||||| Youko Kurama and Sadiea's Cooking Show ||||||||||||||||||||||


[There is a large blue and light yellow kitchen, with a mess of pots and pants, cooking things, recipies all over the wall]
Sadiea-IS THE SET READY YET?

(silence)

Sadiea- -____- (snaps fingers to poof every one in)

Yusuke- (falls through the roof) What the- where the-? (turns to see Sadiea) O___O

Sadiea- ^_^ (Waves)

Yusuke- Kuwabara said you got hit by a truck!

Sadiea- -__- and you believed that moron?

Yusuke- ..well I ..no..just..you..disappeared

Sadiea- Eh, shit happens. Where is-

Kuwabara- (falls through the roof in a bath tub with a rubber duck and a pink flowered shower cap) Rubber ducky, you're the one! ^______^

Yusuke/Sadiea- @____@

Kurama-(falls through and lands on a cooking pot) @___@ AAIIIEEEE

Hiei- (lands in the sink) BAKA. WHAT IS THI- (turns to see sadiea) Didn't you die onna

Kuwabara- o___o (looks around) SADIEA! YOU'RE ALIVE. YOU SURVIVED THE TRUCK!!!

Sadiea- >_____< ooooiiii I WOULD LIKE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM ALIVE. AND THERE WAS NO EFFING TRUCK!!!!!

Kurama- Nice to see you again Sadiea! ^_^ (rubs bum) oww

Sadiea- You need to be in Youko form -throws a cat at him-

Kurama- How the? -is hit in the face with a cat- @__@

Hiei- still baka as ever

Sadiea- AHHH I NEED TO START THE SHOW!!!

Kuronue- Can I be of assistance?

Kuwabara- AHH I'M NAKED! (jumps out of the tub) o__o

All- O___O

Yusuke- MY EYES THEY BUUUURRRNNN

Youko Kurama- and there is a perfect example of why I am glad I have NO human “attributes” naturally ^__^

Sadiea- x.x (twitches) the pervertedness..the nakedness….

Hiei- baka put some clothes on before I go completely blind!

Kuronue- o____o where is it?

Kuwabara- (runs behind the counter) I need clothing! (takes a pot and runs off set)

Sadiea- THIS IS NEVER GOING TO START AARRRGGGGGG (shakes head)

Youko- so who is the main star with you anyway?

Sadiea- ^___^ you!

Hiei- the baka can't cook!

Sadiea- which is why I pre-baked. He's just there for the fangirl pleasureness

Yusuke- Speaking of cooking..whats that smell?

Kuronue- Sadiea you better tell your oven that its going to get cancer..

Sadiea-..o__O ?

Kuronue- Its smoking!

Sadiea- (sighs) oh what I would do for a ciga-..wait…OH SHIT MY BROWNIES! (runs around in circles)

Hiei- baka kyuuketsuki! -slashes the oven- problem solved! ^_^ (Stands proudly)

oven- (firey explosion)

Hiei- (charred) x__@ now timmy, you musn't brush the dog's teeth with your sisters tooth brush! (falls over)

Sadiea- .___. My brownies…

Youko- -___- this show is a distaster waiting to happen

Kuronue- I think its also considered a fire hazard

Youko- no, SHE'S the hazard (points to Sadiea)

Sadiea- Shut your face! (throws a flaming brownie at Youko's crotch)

Youko- o___o (dodges)

Kuronue- (is hit) o___o AHHHHHHHHHH (runs around)

Yusuke- XD! (falls over laughing)

Sadiea- xDDDDDDD!!!!

Hiei- baka onna did something amusing for once

Kuronue- THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I WILL GET YOU (points to Sadiea) ONCE MY CHILDRENMAKER ISN'T ON FIRE ANYMORE!!!! (jumps into a pot of water) ^___^ ahh

Youko- isn't that a stove

Hiei- isn't that contraption supposed to boil things..

Yusuke- Yes...

Sadiea- <.< >.> (throws a lobster in there and closes the pot and puts locks and chains all over it) Well maybe NEXT TIME [if I get reviews] we can actually show people how to COOK SOMETHING!

Youko- and not blind our audience with human disguating-idity o_O

Sadiea- that's not a word

Youko- -__- I will harm you you know

Hiei- (smirks)

Sadiea- o__o well..reviews if this is wanted to be continued

Yusuke- Next time. We'll show you how to bake a potato!

Youko- whats a potato

Sadiea- >.< the thing Hiei's brain is made out of.

Hiei- (growls and chases sadiea with his sword)

Sadiea- o___o EEEEEEEEEP

Youko/Yusuke- (smile and wave) ^___^

<3Sadiea
yeh it was short, reviews if you want it to continue