Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Youko Kurama's Cooking Show ❯ Lemons&Lobsters&Pantless things ( Chapter 2 )

Yeah I got no reviews, but screw you all! (shakes fist) not really, Im kinda doing this for my own amusement. But what eevvvaarr.


|||| In the showroom cooky show thingy||||

Sadiea: ahhhh can we please start the show now! >.< (aggravated)

Kuronue: (watching Sadiea's tv) whats syphilis?

Sadiea: o.o um…a fruit

Kuronue: I would like to try this..syphilis, is it tasty?

Sadiea: I don't know, ask Youko he probably has some..

Youko: I heard that!

Sadiea: no you didn't

Youko: yes-

Sadiea: OKAY TIME TO COOK SOME LOBSTER FOR A NICE ROMANTIC DINNER ^.^

Hiei: (twitches) romance, feh .

Yusuke: your just jealous cause demons cant love, all they can do is mate!! Hey…that's actually a good thing..

Sadiea: >.< (shakes head) men..

Kuwabara: (still naked) uum…does anyone have extra pants?

Sadiea: WTF!!! Can someone get him some pants?!

Yusuke: PLEEASSEEEE!

Random audience member: HERE! (throws his pants) ^___^

Audience Lady: (Screams) OH MYGOD THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!

Kuronue: CHILDREN WHERE?!

All: o__O;;

Sadiea: are you really Michael Jackson?

Kuronue: DADDY!?

Youko: (ear twitches)

Kuwabara: AHHH SOMETHING JUST PINCHED MY BUTT!!

Hiei: what vile creature would get near you? And to touch your (shudders)

Sadiea: MY LOBSTER! GIVE ME BACK HENRY!! (slaps kuwabara with a toaster)

Youko: you really wanna cook that..

Sadiea: I'm not eating it

Youko: eh, why waste a good lobster?

Sadiea: who's going to get it from his pants…

Youko:…not it!

Sadiea: NOT IT!

Yusuke: NOT IT! (looks at hiei) guess what buddy!

Hiei: I will kill you if you try and make me get an INCH closer to that th-(jumps up in the air and lands on kuwabara)

Youko: what the..(looks at sadiea)

Sadiea: <.< >.> what safety pin? (throws pin behind shoulder)

Audience member: GAH MY EYE! (falls over and twitches)

Hiei: (grabs kuronue and opens his mouth and picks up the lobster with kuronue's jaw) hmph.

Sadiea: how handy o.O;; WE FOUND A USE FOR KURONUE!

Kuronue: oh youko found a use for my mouth llooonnnggg ago

All: o____o

Youko: <.< he lies

Sadiea: yeah..on his stomach >.> [hopefully some perverted people will get that]

Youko: O__O

Hiei/Yusuke: XDD!

Sadiea: ANNYWHHOOO! (takes the lobster and puts it in a pot) I NEED A LEMON!

(lemons fall from the sky)

Sadiea: THANKS SKY! ^.^ (throws six lemons in the pot) Now we put on boil, and tape the pot down (ducttapes the piss out of the pot) and wait for it to be finished!

Yusuke: how do you know if its done?

 

Sadiea: you hear the scream of bloody murder from the lobster! ^_^

Hiei: can lobsters scream

Youko: I don't think they can baka…

Sadiea: …shut up they can too! Watch! (slaps Youko with a lobster)

Lobster: (screams)

Youko: @___@

Sadiea: Wweeeelll Im going to go toke-eh…toke..tokens..chuckiecheese tokens! Yeah..bye o___o;; (runs away)

Kuwabara: (poking the pot) shiny! ^_____^

Hiei: (walks off randomly)

Youko: oww @_@

Yusuke: um…(Waves)

Kuronue: <__< >___> (takes off pants and dances around)

||| END||
yeah..its 3:13 in the morning <3