InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ 101 (Almost) ways to annoy Sesshomaru {Those who have a crush on him: Enter at own risk! ❯ More Ways, Obtain Kevlar Suit Before Doing ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Ways to generally annoy, tick off, and drive crazy:

Sesshomaru

“Why, Inu-san, do you wear a feather boa?”

“You are demon. But CUTE demon. Make other demons go, whaaaaa.”

“Y'know what? You are weird. And that's what makes you so cute!” {Finish with big hug.}

Give him coffee.

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day: Dye his hair green.

For his birthday: A can of Mighty-dog.

A squeaky toy.

A collar...and a leash!

Get a cat. `Nuff said.

Give him a pet name. {“Fluffy” works well.}

“Don't go too hard on him. Your brother may seem rough around the edges, but inside he's just a big pussycat.”

Figure out what breed of dog-demon he is. My bet's on Maltese.

Be motherly. {IE: Now just wait one second! You are not fighting your brother until you put on your helmet!!”

Ask “why?”

“Who's a good demon? Who's a good little doggy-demon?” {Scratch his ears if you dare; his leg shakes.}

“Honey, there ain't no hope of winnin' nothin in that outfit.”

Talk in hick-lingo. {See above.}

You know how spaghetti sticks to the walls when it's done? Does it stick to demons? I don't know. Let's see.

“Now, now, you two. I'm sure we can talk out this whole misunderstanding and you can share the sword...”