Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Against all odds ❯ Brian gains foot in mouth deseise ( Chapter 4 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Shadow Megatron
Brian tells it as it is to Shampoo.
Gets into a fight with Perfume.
Finally he gets propositioned by Raven.

Ranma isn't too thrilled about it either
what's a cursed martial artist supposed to do around here to get respect anyway? Kill someone!

Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Martial Arts / Drama / Angst / Supernatural | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.25.2006 | Updated On: 09.10.2008 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 580 | Status: Work In Progress

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Chapter 4 Brian gains foot in mouth deseise
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*What the fuck am I ? Nermia's awnser to dear abby or Agony aunt?*
The redhead thought to himself as Shampoo demanded advice awnsers and veiled
suspicions as well as inuendos.

Brian glared at the amsazon girl and narrowed his eyes
"Stuff it up your chinese ass Bitch! I don't have too tell you fiucking jack. You
got quite some nerve harassing me for ansewers as well as threatening me.
And here thought you beneath such trivial dishonourable pursuits? Does this
look like China to you, let alone Jokesenkyo Villiage? This is Nerima ward of JAPAN!
Besides that fact where the fuck do you get off bossing around a boy and scorning
him because he is not stupoid enough to breat you up? You are VERY foolish!!
A boy whom likes or has a crush on a girl doesn't try and bash their fucking brains in
only a truelly retarted idiot believes that rot. Now get out of my sight unless you want
me to smack that pert ass of yours black and fucking blue with a stick of bamboo.
I won't take bullshit from NO-ONE! and if I beat you buy your village standards that
makes you MY property. So I would be VERY carefull on how you behave around
me and others LITTLE girl."
 
Brian bellowed at the chinese girl as he had quite enough of hearing this girl
running her yapper. He deathglared her
"If you think Happosai is bad? Wait till you get a load of me when am pissed off.
I would make you into an example to remember and fear happening to them!"
 
Brian whispered in a deadly tone. Here he looked deep into Xian-Pu's eyes
"Tell me Shamps? Are you a chinese whore or a man hungry prostitute?"
 
He queried sarcastically to the now affronted amazxon
"Shampoo no slut!"
 
The angered girl stated in an adamant offronted tone.
Brian shrugged suiccentlly and looked at her attire pointedlly

"Well stop dressing like one you stupid little girl. Unless you WANT to get raped."
"You are dressed like a whore! then you claim that siome boys are perverts
and creeps? Grow up and dress sensiblly and maybe you'll get treated with respect.
Unless you really want to be considered a little slut that is? dunno I think I would
like to own you if you keep dressing like that. Yep I would be pimping your ass out on
the street. A excotic looking girl like you could make me a lot of money by fucking
jhons if you catch my drift? Now get outta my sight unless you really do want to
be one of my whores. Capesche."
 
Brian stated in an even tone as he eyeballed the amazon with distain
Shampoo left in a rush and Brian rolled his eyes in exasperation.

"What did I ever do to deserve such torment is byond me!"
Brian muttered darkly to hiumself little knowing a certain axe weilding
amazon was behind him.

Brian's danger sensdes kicked in and he rolled away barley missing being decapitated
"For the love of my left nut? What the fuck is wrong with you amazon bitches!"
 
Brian groused out as he faced off against Perfume
 
Perfume twirled her axes and looked seriouslly atr Brian
"You shouldn't insult the Jokesenkyo attire like that."

Brian sneered coldly
"This isn't Jokesenkyo you dumbass bitch! The laws of it do not extend
past it's boundries. As of this moment bitch you are in violation with the
codes of honor and weapons within Japan. You could get the deathsentance
for premeditated MURDER. This is not war time and what your contemplating
is against the law. Hells I would be well within my rights to beat the shit out
of you in self defense. you have NO honour, blindsiding an innocent like this.
If this is how a proud warrior of your villiage acts? The sooner the chinese
government wipes you out the better in my opinion! You honourless scum!!"

Brian's voice was filled with scathing venomus barbs
He blurred forward tapping the paralysis pressurepoints upon her body
causing the amazon tracker to freeze in place.

"You are very fucking lucky that I am restraining the urge to make you VERY
dead as well as your entire village for the insult you just gave to me by sneak
assult bitch! I am NOT a very nice man as you now realise. Consider yourself
fortunate to survive this encounter relitivelly unscathed. Because of this
assult bitch. I am going to make Shampoo one sorry little kitty if she EVER
crosses me again? The same goes for anyone. I am not a nice man but I will let
bygones be bygones as long as the fucking idiots leave me well enough alone!!"
 
Brian tapped the counters and glared
"Get out of my sight lapdog of Colonge, you SICKEN me!"
He stated in a scathing tone of contempt and called a parting shot

"Any further attempts on my life by amazon hands or agents and there
will be war against all jokesenkyo! I will hold everyone responsible for the
action of Colonge and her agents. I will personally see the end of life of
every man woman and babe within Jokesenkyo then burn the village to the
ground and salt the earth of the foundations. Any female survivors I will
sell to the white slavers and keep the prettiest as my sorce of income. Am I
absolutelly clear on this ?"

Brian stated coldlly letting Perfume realise just how her attempt on his life had
placed her kinsmen in very serious water and dire straights.

Perfume nodded moroselly
"I report all was said and done .... Wo Ai Ni "
 
With that she went to the neko haten to explain. Brian slumped in his stance
"Why does this shit happen to me?"

Brian stated rhetoric and jumped as he felt feminine hands felling him up
more pertinentlly his ass, He glared at the cowled offender.

"Don't ever do that again! You go some nerve copping a feel like that especially
since I know that your not my girlfrteind or my property. ain't no chance in hell I
am submissive either. So who the fuck are you to take such liberties."
 
Brian stated darkly to the dark cloaked being.
From beneath the cowl the being's feminine lips curled into a semblence of a smile/sneer
"I THINK I AM ALLOWED TO FEEL UP MY OWN HUSBAND, DONT YOU?"
 
The etherial grating manevolent tone eminated from the feminine lips demonoticlly as
from the shadows of the cowl four red eyes penetrated the dark reccess of the hood.
"Come on? You know you liked it, I know did!.."
 
Here the figure leered and struck a pose
"I'm your half demon wife? And I am going to make your perverted fantasies a reality."
The figiure stated arrogantlly as she took down her hood to reveal her features.

Brian's eyes widened as he looked at the scowling red eyed Raven
"Raven Roth? Why would a teen titan like you proposition me!"
 
Brian demanded in a justifiably angry tone after all this was the girl whom was spreading
nasty obsene rumours about him and he did not appreciate false press.
 
The leotard clad heroine scowled darkly as she sauntered upto the man
"Blame my father! The bastard threatened me if I didn't get you in my pants."
Raven stated scathingly although she leered at the human before her

*Damn he's absolutelly HOT in a perverse kinda way*
She thought to herself grudginglly her demon nature was attracted to dark personalities
 
Raven's smirk grew as she noted that Brian was subcontouslly eyeing off her body
she preened before him an arrogant small smirk of pleasure on her lips and her eyes
flashed with dark pleasure at his perusal glorifying that he didn't reject her even under
the strained scenario not of her own making.

"So lover, like what you see? Even better, wanna test drive."
She teased him slightlly as she looked at him coylike and placed a hand protectivelly
overr his groin, she purred deep in her throat apprecitivelly at the lenth she felt.
*My he certainly has a pussy pleaser there by human standards*

"Ohh somebody's happy to meet me that's for sure?"
She stated slylike as she leaned up and used her free hand to yank his face down
to her level and kissed him as her other hand gave his groin a gentle but firm
squeeze of appreciation.


Whilst this was going on somebody else was not in their happy place.
Ranma narrowed his eyes at the spectacle before his eyes.
*I don't think I like her! She's kinda coming on rather strong? Not even
Shampoo was that forward. I don't get it? He goes ballistic at the others
yet he lets her actions slide? What the hell is up with that!*
 
Raven used the edge of her fingernail to trace the underside of the now
evident errection that was showing underneath hius jeans had anyone
been paying attention unduly.
 
She placed her mouth near his left ear and whispered huskily to her man
"Why don't you come back to my place, and fuck me with that lovely cock
of yours hubby?" "I've been a Baaaad Girl, and bad girls need to be taught
a lesson in manners hmmm?"
 
Brian muttered inchoherentlly as Raven led him away.
The Azaranthian noted Ranma and smiled smuglike and poked her tongue
out at him in a rasberry and sent a dirty thought to him.

*I'm going to fuck his brains out and there ain't shit you can do about it.*
She sent slyly to Ranma in a challenging tone KNOWING that Ranma NEVER
backs down on a preconceived challenge at him.

Ranma's eyes narrowed challenginglly as he clenched his hands into tight fists
and snorted in defiance
*Ohhh It's on now Bitch! NOBODY challenges me like that! You don't know
who your dealing with! I'm Ranma Saotome and don't take challenges like
that lying down!*
 
Ranma thought angrilly as he stalked away determined to make this Raven
charater very sorry indeed into thinking she could one up HIM of all people.
Aftyer all he WAS Ranma Saotome and in his mindset he doesn't lose!
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Catfight aisle 9. Hell never even saw this coming and wrote it.
Talk about stacked decks. How in Kami-Sama's name can Ranma win
this kind of challenge. Sheesh looks like Raven isn't using kid gloves either