Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Stranded(A CrackedOut SuikaSidestory) ❯ WTF Mate? ( Chapter 1 )

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Stranded!

Chapter 1-WTF Mate?

Dear stupid,
Ichigo here, It had started like a normal, stupid day.Then Yoruichi had to send us to this place. It sucks. Well let me explain, first, we were sent to this deserted desert by, Kai, Yotsuba, Yuki, Makou, and Yoruichi.Those bitches thought it was funny to see mine, Toshiro's, Renji's, Hat-n-clogs', and Gin's reactions. We're left to fend for ourselves, food clothing, homes, things like that. Hisagi is lucky that he and Keiko went on that vacation. I wonder how things will go..

Yo,
'Sup, I is Kisuke Urahara. My god, what unusual things happened today, the island, Toshiro almost drowning, and Gin trying to help the little chibi. Yup, it was all hell.Yoruichi and Makou will pay! But first, I need food. My stomach hurts. And I feel we are not alone on this place, I feel Im being watched.Oh well...bye!

Hitsugaya, Log 1.
Hello, today, I almost drowned, while Gin tried to help me, which was strange because me and him are enemies.But I could have sworn he grabbed my ass, I dunno if it was just me, but I think he wants to like, rape me or something, shit I hear somthing out side. Im scared, I wanna go home. What the hell it looks like, Gin! Shit, oh shit.Uh I don-

Dear Happy Journal,
Today, Poor Lil'Shiro almost drowned. I hope he's ok.I just have to check on him, Tooodles.
Back now, he and I talked and he said I scared the shit out of him, oh well, I tucked my snowflake in, and kiss him so that the lil' nightmares wont come. ^.^
Bai Bai
Gin

Dear, hell I'll call you something,
Dear, something,
Im starving!!! Life sucks. I cant find food for my self! Its just too hard! Although, I saw Mr.Urahara putting up a trap, Maybe I can steal whatever he catches!!! Yes! Life isn't wasted!
-Renji



Dear Journal,
It's Day 1 and the boys don't seem to get along as well as myself as the girls. We had the idea of on Saturday giving them a scare to make them all shit themselves. Hope it works...Bye bye!
-Yuki


Bye bye peeps!

Next chapters will get better!