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MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 80:

ARCHANGEL NIGHTSHADE BLOODRAVEN'S SINCEREITY TRILOGY

SINCERITY'S CHOICE - Part 2: School Yard Brawls

>Loud explosions and clanging sounds are heard from the closed-off Mobile Suit test room. Vegeta's sitting against the door leading into the room, as if he was guarding it.<

Vegeta: I AM guarding it, baka!

>Er, sorry! Anywho, Arch, Mimi, TK, Matt, and Kari rush up to Vegeta.<

Arch: What's going on in there?

TK: Yeah, we need to finish this MSTing.

Vegeta: Patience, nephew! R80 is just trying out his newest MS.

Mimi: *Face brightens up* Did he finally get a Zaku II, Char custom?!

Vegeta: No, he got a command-type Geara Doga, painted blue, from the upcoming Char's Coutnerattack movie. Right now, he's squaring off with Beelzemon in a Gelgoog.

Matt: They're not using live ammo, are they?

Kari: You know better than to ask that! They use paintballs in the test room, baka!

>The small intercom to the right of the door turns on.<

R80's Voice: Meet you guys in the theater. We're almost done. Let's make this quick, Beelzemon!

Beelzemon's Voice: Okay… draw!

>The intercom shuts off quickly.<

Vegeta: I'll bet five on the boss.

Minutes later…

>Matt is counting money he won from Vegeta's bet. R80 is trying to clean the white paint off his face with a wet towel.<

Vegeta: >_< How could you do this to me, boss?

R80: Can I help it that Beelzemon's quicker on the draw than me? Or that you suck at gambling?

Arch: When you gamble, my friend, eventually you lose.

Vegeta: Thanks, Qui-Gon Jinn.

Beelzemon: Okay, on with the final part of this MST of the Takimi Trilogy! Oh, where were we anyway?

Mimi: Well, we found out Kari and Matt in the fic are married, and TK sent an email to all the DD to meet him after school on the soccer field for a showdown. After picking up Sora at the hospital, I went over to the dojo to train quick.

Matt: And now, we pick up at the soccer field some time later, where Kari just hugged TK and he greeted her as my wife… *Shudders at the thought*

"I- I don't know what your talking about."

Beelzemon: Surrrre, you don't.

She stammered backing away.

Mimi: If you don't know, why are you backing away?

Arch: The guilty can run…

Vegeta: But cannot hide.

"Don't you?" He said, calmly

Mimi: I never realized it until now.

All: What?

Mimi: The TK in this fic has horrible taste in clothes! That outfit is… ugh!

TK: *Facevaults* This is no time for fashion talk, Mimi!

hooking a finger

Beelzemon: Hey, it's Dustin Hoffman!

Kari: What's he got to do with this?

Beelzemon: Hoffman was Captain Hook.

Matt: -_- Lame. *Is hit by a mallet tossed by R80*

R80: I thought I'd save you the trouble.

Beelzemon: Thank you.

under the gold chain she wore

Vegeta: Which she stole off of Mr. T.

R80: (Mr. T) I pity the fool!

Arch: Hey, that was pretty good.

R80: The kids back in high school said the same when I did that.

and drawing out

Kari: I never knew you could draw.

R80: Actually, I took up art before I changed to-.

Kari: Not you! Takeru!

R80: -_- Of course. R80 no baka.

the wedding band

Matt: What's my band doing there?

TK: With Adam Sandler dressed as the Wedding Singer?

and engagement ring. "Tsk, tsk.

Vegeta: Ashamed to wear them on your fingers?

Kari: Of course she is! She's married to Matt, for crying out loud! *Quickly, to Mimi* No offense.

Mimi: *Through grit teeth* Just watch it, kid.

No wonder I wasn't invited to the wedding.

Matt: You would've killed somebody if you got the invitation, and it wouldn't have been Davis.

Arch: Sure, it would. IF you or Kari in here used him as a shield.

Matt: Touche.

My brother must be a pretty

Mimi: Penny-pinching?

Vegeta: Money-grubbing?

TK: Downright cheap?

stingy husband

R80: Close enough, guys.

Matt: I hate you three.

Mimi: Hmph! I hate you, too! *Turns away from Matt*

Kari: *Grabs TK in a hug* Don't even think about it, Mimi! He's mine!

TK: *Face turns blue* Air! Kari! Need! AIR!!

if that's the engagement ring."

R80: Looks like that diamond's the same size as the one Tom got in the one Tom & Jerry toon.

Arch: The one the size of a crumb?

R80: Bingo.

"It's not

Beelzemon: The money that counts but the thought of the gift.

Vegeta: You kidding me? That ring's probably worth only fifty bucks tops.

Beelzemon: Then it proves only one thing.

TK: And that is?

Beelzemon: The Matt in here was a sucker for buying a ring worth less than forty bucks.

Matt: I think you got something there.

what you think

Mimi: She must think he's crazy to believe that line.

Taki-"

Vegeta: Taki?

Kari: Taki-chan. My pet name for him.

Arch: At least when I'm around, I dunno about with R80.

R80: She can call him whatever she wants, but not late for dinner or late for a date.

"Save it." he bit off savagely.

Matt: Hungry, aren't we?

TK: Shut up!

"Yo, bro."

Matt & Mimi: Uh-oh!

Kari: It's go time.

Beelzemon: Where should I send the flowers?

Matt said coolly.

Vegeta: It's Mr. Freeze! But, where's his cold suit?

"What's up?"

R80: The jig is up, you home wrecker! …Well, it sounded right.

TK: Try cradle robber.

Matt: Up yours!

"Tell me something Matt." He said leaning close to his older brother.

Vegeta: (TK) Did you really think you'd get away with stealing my girl?

Arch: (TK) When were you going to fill me in on this secret of yours exactly?

"Is she

R80: A moaner or a screamer? *Gets smacked by Kari and punched by TK* I shoulda done that to Angelfate when he asked me that question about Mariah Carey.

Beelzemon: Why didn't ya?

R80: First of all, he's taller than me. Second, it was during senior choir back in high school.

any good

TK: *Powers up* Any sex jokes involving my Kari and I'll pound you into mush!

Vegeta: Oh sit down and shut up! You're still not up to my level yet!

in the sack?"

Matt: How should I know? I don't use a sleeping bag anymore.

Matt's jaw dropped

All: Bus-ted!

as he began to stammer. "It's not- How-"

Mimi: You gave him a key to your apartment, you fool-!

Matt: Idiot.

Mimi: …Idiot. Did you think he wouldn't use it while you… you…

Kari: We get the idea, Mimi. Stop right there.

"How do I know?"

R80: (Foghorn Leghorn) Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

TK held up a small silver object.

Mimi: A silver stake!

Beelzemon: Now I get it! He's dressed up as Blade!

"It's amazing what you see when you have your own key."

TK: Hey, I made a rhyme.

He said tossing it distastefully to his brothers feet.

Matt: Hey, what it! That could've hurt someone!

Vegeta: Wimp.

"'Keru-chan!"

TK: Kero? How'd he get in here?

Arch: She said "Ker-u," not "Ker-o."

TK: My error.

Mimi cried

Kari: I thought you grew out of that bad habit.

Mimi: *Pokes Kari's eyes* Why don't you be quiet!

catapulting out of the car

Beelzemon: How'd they fit a catapult in a car?

Vegeta: With the Capsule Corp., they can do just about anything.

as Tai and Sora exited more sedately.

Matt: Since when did they start using drugs?

Kari: Since you started dying your hair blonde.

Matt: Hey, I'm natural blonde! *Quickly* Shut up, TK!

With a great effort Mimi

R80: Managed to land on her feet after doing a triple summersault.

resisted the urge to

Arch: Glomp to TK like Shampoo does to Ranma.

vault the fence

TK: Without a pole?

Mimi: It's not that high a fence, shorty.

Vegeta: Hey, unlike you, he can at least fly.

and jogged briskly around to the entrance to embrace TK.

Kari: That's not a glomp. *Glomps TK* This is!

"Whatever happens,

Beelzemon: Show no mercy!

Vegeta: Shoot fast and shoot first!

TK: Thanks, "Malone."

no Ki blasts.

TK & Vegeta: Wimp!

Promise me that?" She whispered.

"Only if you promise the same Mimi-chan."

Kari & Matt: *Star twitching*

R80: Here we go again.

He murmured nestling his face in her hair.

Mimi: YEEEE!!! Get him out of my hair!

"Promise." They said in unison.

Oh no. He looks so ... dark. Mimi thought.

R80: And here comes the song of the fic.

Beelzemon: We're not riffing the song?

TK: No, we're not.

Darkchild, oh yeah
Toni Braxton, oh
Ha-ha, uh-huh
Yeah, uh, uh
Darkchild yeah

Vegeta: And here come the fight scenes!

"Gee Matt,

Kari: If this were America, you'd be doing 9-10 years for dating and sleeping with a minor.

stooping to robbing cradles now?"

Mimi: Oooh, Tai's soooo gonna kill you.

Matt: Whose side are you on, anyway?!

She taunted

TK & Kari: Typical Mimi. Shooting off her mouth.

moving away from TK

Beelzemon: For the dork with the laptop.

R80 & Arch: Hey!

Beelzmeon: You're right. I'm sorry. It wouldn't be fair to the other dorks with laptops.

but keeping

Vegeta: Within a five mile radius of him.

her arm wrapped around

Mimi: His neck.

TK: Mimi!

Mimi: Sorry.

his waist.

Kari: Grrr.

Matt: *Snarls*

TK: Easy! Just take it easy!

"At least he's not

Vegeta: Screwing Davis' sister.

Beelzemon: Or Tai.

Matt: WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT UP?!

dealing in garbage."

Vegeta: Like I said, Davis' sister.

Kari shot back.

Kari: *Takes one of Beelzmeon's guns and points it at Mimi, faking a shot* Bang, you're dead!

Beelzemon: *Grabs the gun back* You wanna stay healthy? Then don't. Ever. Touch. My. Guns!

Mimi was about to go after her

Arch: I think she must be related you as well, Vegeta. What with that temper-.

Vegeta: Oh be quiet.

when TK said lightly.

TK: She meant Jun, not you, Mimi.

Mimi: I know.

Kari: ^_^

"Been looking in the mirror again, have you?"

Kari: >.<

TK: The fun house mirror, I mean!

Kari: I don't think so.

This brought a collective gasp from the 'destined.

Beelzemon: Those two are that obvious, aren't they?

Matt & Mimi: No duh, Sherlock.

TK & Kari: *Blush madly*

Matt however remained unperturbed.

Arch: Iceman.

R80: "Ice, ice, baby." O.o Now I'M getting back into that!

Kari: Allow me. *Whacks R80 upside the head*

R80: Thanks. …I think.

"Face it Meems. You're

Matt: Too good for someone like TK.

Mimi: But since he's your brother, that means I'm too good for you.

Matt: -_-;; Touché, pussycat.

second hand merchandise. You should be grateful my little brother is that desperate to take you."

Mimi: Better him than Davis or Joe.

Kari: Or Willis.

Again Mimi moved to attack, but TK held her and ran his knuckle gently down her cheek.

Matt: If he so much as bruises her…

TK: The narration said "Gently," bro.

Vegeta: But, taken inot consideration your strength

For a moment nothing existed but the two of them.

Beelzemon: Must be Newtypes, like Amuro and Lalah.

Arch: What?

R80: Bee, they cancelled First Gundam before finishing the first actual run on Toonami.

Beelzemon: …Oh yeah.

"Better a second hand rose discarded by a fool, than a first hand slut discarded by all."

Mimi: Ouch!

Kari: *Twitches violently*

R80: Takari songfic.

Arch: *Catching on* Takari lemon

R80: Takari wedding fic.

Arch: Takari fic about their first baby.

Kari: *Calms down*

R80 & Arch: Whew!

That simple truth clenched it. Kari came hurtling at TK but Mimi stepped between them with a simple, "She's mine."

Kari: *To Mimi* I hate you.

"Be gentle." TK urged

Vegeta: Still showing mercy to the enemy?! He's nuts.

TK & KARI: PUT A CORK IN IT!

as Mimi swept Kari's legs from under her, sending the younger girl tumbling forward into a handspring to land in a battle stance.

Beelzemon: Since when did she-?!

Kari: Hey, in the big cities, self-defense classes are a must.

"Kari! Don't!" Matt yelled chasing after his wife.

TK: She's a big girl, she can take care of herself.

"No you don't bro." TK said slide tackling Matt and recovering his footing with a double roundhouse kick to Matt's face.

TK: *Looks at Matt nervously* "Ha ha?"

Matt: You won't be laughing for long-.

R80: Leave him alone!

Matt: *Pouts* You always side with him!

R80: TK, you stick your tongue out at him, and you'll be wearing it and your tonsils for a bowtie.

TK: Eeep!

As he rose up he slipped fluidly out of his long coat and tossed it aside.

Mimi: And what style.

Beelzemon: I give up. What style?

Mimi: -_-; You're lame, you know that?

Beelzemon: No, just square. As in, it's hip to be square.

"Ken, if anything happens to that coat, I'll do things to you that would scare the Digimon Emperor. We clear?"

"Crystal." Ken said briefly allowing TK to return his full attention to the fight.

Matt: Wait! Ken was the Digimon Emperor.

TK: All the more reason he had to fear the consequences.

"I don't want to hurt you, TK." Matt said throwing a punch.

All: Famous last words.

Arch: Hey, how come we're going so fast in the fic?

R80: I'm pressed for time, sorry. Between fic-writing and college-.

Arch: Hey, it's cool. I understand.

"Too late for that now." He said blocking the punch and countering with a spinning backhand.

Beelzemon: (Daffy) Touché! Woo-hoo!

Nearby Kari and Mimi were having a discourse of their own. "Matt's mine now and you can't have him back."

"Have him..." Mimi burst out laughing as she ducked under a high kick.

Arch: Cue the song!

"Listen girl
Who do you think I am?
Don't you know that he was my man?
But I chose to let him go
So why do you act like I still care about him?
Looking at me like I'm hurt
When I'm the one who said I didn't want it to work
Don't you forget I had him first."

"You're lying." Kari said catching Mimi's punch and wrenching her arm up behind her.

"I can't believe you did this to me." TK said dodging a kick to his stomach. "How could you face me for the last two years?" He punctuated the last three words with a kick in chest, stomach, and groin, flooring his older brother.

Vegeta: (Daffy) Touché number two!

R80: And three and four, too.

"What you thinkin'?
Stop playing me."

Mimi taunted.

"He wasn't man enough for me.
If you don't know now here's chance.
I've already had your man.
Do you wonder just where he's been, yeah?
Not be worried about him.
Now it's time you know the truth."

Mimi flipped into the air and twisted around reversing the position.

R80: You know if this were on TV, I'd bet that would have been done Matrix style.

Arch: Maybe.

"I think he's just the man for you."

She whispered before shoving the child of Light towards the dueling brothers. TK however jumped up and over leaving the couple hopelessly entangled.

TK: Whoops! She was supposed to miss and hit the fence instead.

Kari: Hey, at least I hit something soft.

Matt: "Ha ha ha."

"What are you thinking?
Do you know about us back them?
Do you know about your husband, girlfriend?
I'm not thinking `bout him
But you married him.
Do you know I made him leave?
Do you know he begged to stay with me?
He wasn't man enough for me."

Mimi was trying desperately to talk some sense into Kari

Kari: No such luck, she's more stubborn than her brother.

as TK went on the defensive, intent only on keeping Matt out of the girls' fray.

"You're lying." Kari said. "Matt loves me. He left you for me."

DD: Dooooon't youuu believe it!

"Is that his story?" Mimi said going into a defensive position herself.

"Listen girl
Didn't he tell you the truth?
If not then why don't you ask him?
The maybe you can be more into him
Instead of worrying about me.
And hopefully you won't find
All the reasons why his love didn't count
And why we couldn't work it out."

"What do you mean reasons?" She said circling warily.

"I left Matt because he was cheating on me. Among other things."

Beelzemon: Probably because he was also stingy.

Vegeta: And sang terribly.

Beelzemon: And probably thought she was no good in bed-.

Mimi & Matt: CUT IT OUT, CAN'T YOU?!?!

"Matt would never cheat on me." She snarled throwing a high kick at Mimi's head, who caught and held it effortlessly. "He loves me!"

Mimi was quiet for a long moment and when she spoke again it was almost as she were speaking to herself.

Beelzemon: How do I know when it's love?

Mimi: I can't tell you.

TK: But it lasts forever.

R80: That's enough!

"So many reasons why our love is through, yeah
What makes you think he'll be good to you, no
It makes no sense cause he will never change
Girl you better recognize the game, oh yeah."

Kari face softened a moment before she whipped her free leg around smashing it into the older girls face.

Mimi: *To Arch* You ARE going to let R80 beta read for you, right?

R80: Mimi, you have five seconds to get back in your seat and shut up!

Mimi: Or else what?

Kari: Or else this! *Yanks Mimi back by the hair*

Mimi: OW! LEGGO!

"Matt is mine totally and completely." She snarled as Mimi went sprawling. "He loves me and he would never cheat on me."

Vegeta: Kari, did you get a blood transfusion from Jun or Davis? *Gets slapped* Ow!

Arch: Well, technically, you asked for it.

Vegeta: Yeah, and I got it.

"You poor deluded girl." Mimi said wiping the blood away from her mouth.

Mimi: Who'd have thought someone like Kari could be so rough?

R80: It ain't the size of the dog in the fight…

Kari: But the size of the fight in a dog.

"He was cheating on both of us with the other. Whatever he feels for you, it isn't love. He called me the first day I was back in town wanting to get back together."

"That's a lie!" Matt yelled trying futilely to get past his younger brother

Matt: That's bull and you know it, loser!

"I am sincerity. I do not lie." She said simply.

Arch: Like Duo.

R80: She may run…

Vegeta: And she may hide…

All 3: But she will never tell a lie.

Kari snapped and lunged at Mimi with an animalistic roar wielding a knife.

Matt: Try saying all of that three times fast.

Mimi sprang up and kicked the knife out of her hand with one foot as the other slammed into her chest hammering her back into TK. Without warning she spun and plunged another blade deep into his side.

TK: O.o She stabbed me!

Kari: O.O

Matt took advantage of the moment and charged past his his brother.

"NO!" TK shouted lashing out with a scissor kick. A moment later Matt crumpled to the ground his leg twisted at an impossible angle.

Vegeta: Touché number 5.

"'Keru!" Mimi shouted moving to aid the man she loved. Suddenly Kari was there snarling with insane fury.

"Never! Matt is all mine."

TK: Hello! Mimi loves me! O.o;; Er…

Kari: >.< I hate you now.

Mimi snapped and whipped around landing a backspin kick in Kari's stomach sending the girl sprawling. She knelt by TK tense and ready for another attack.

It never came.

Vegeta: Wha???

Kari: What the-?! Surely, she must be still in a fighting spirit.

Instead she looked up to see the child of light on her knees rocking back and forth holding her stomach and sobbing. "My baby...my baby."

"Baby?"

All: BABY?!

R80 & Beelzemon: Uh-oh!

TK & Mimi: *Glare daggers at Matt*

Matt: Uh, I'll be running away now. Please, don't be offended.

R80: You sit down! That goes for TK and Mimi as well!

Mimi said numbly as TK managed to get to his feet and Matt lurched to his wife's side.

"I thought as much." TK said. "I couldn't understand why Matt would marry Kari at such a young age.

Beelzemon: Other than being a blockhead.

R80: Leave Charlie Brown outta this.

Then I started noticing things. Running to the bathroom often, eating more than a training level in the real world, often complaining of nausea. The pieces all fell together to make an unmistakable picture."

Arch: Kari got knocked up.

Beelzemon: And by the wrong brother.

Kari: WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"There was an accident and Kari got pregnant." Mimi said.

"And you just killed it." Matt snarled.

Mimi: Oops.

Matt: Yeah, "oops."

"All for the best." TK said. "You can't bring a baby into a union of love if you don't love each other." He said gravely.

R80: Sad, but true. It ain't fair to the kid.

"Matt, be honest with Kari. My sensei said that all relationships are built on trust, so you have to be sure Kari can trust you."

"Like you're so perfect." Matt spat venomously.

Mimi: Up yours!

Mimi's eyes saddened. "No, I'm not perfect. I was going to turn my back on someone who truly loved me because I didn't trust him and I am so sorry for that. I was wrong Takeru." She said laying her head on the younger boy's shoulder.

The field was silent a moment before TK unwound himself from Mimi and knelt in front of Kari.

Matt: Don't the others have anything to say about this?

Vegeta: I think, other than Tai and Sora, they're all still in shock.

"Hey, Heeks."

"Lemmelone." She sobbed.

"Fine. I leave you with these thoughts. You were my first love, and you'll always have a place in my heart. But you also broke my heart.

Vegeta: That's an automatic out!

At first, I wanted to destroy you for that, but now... I've let go of the pain and the rage. In another life, we might have..." He trailed off as he got to his feet and took his coat from Ken. "I wish you and Matt happiness."

Beelzemon: That girl just lost some guy.

Kari: *Sobs* Oh shut up!

TK: *Hugs Kari* There, there. It's okay. It's only a fic.

He turned and walked away, his coat draped loosely over his shoulders as Mimi pressed her hand over his to stop the bleeding.

Mimi: It can't be over with that easily.

Kari ceased crying and drew a long slim dagger out of her boot.

Mimi: See?

Gripping it by the blade, she drew back and flung it at the retreating couple.

Vegeta: Betcha he catches it with just 2 fingers.

"TK look out!" Davis shouted.

Arch: Heh, for once Davis is on the right side.

R80: In one of your fics, yes.

TK turned too slowly to avoid the flying weapon and just as it was about to pierce his heart, a white blur flew in between them and slammed into TK's arms.

Arch: Looks like you lost that bet, Vegeta.

"Gatomon?" Mimi said in shock.

"It's a flesh wound." Gato said as she wrenched the knife out of her shoulder and threw it to the ground before storming over to confront Kari.

Beelzemon: You call that a flesh wound?

"You arrogant self centered bitch! Do you have any idea of how many people you affected? I love Patamon, but you know what I feel when I think about him, or hold him in my arms? Nothing! I've been trapped with Gabumon and I can never be free as long as I'm bound to you. So I say goodbye Kamiya Hikari and may your life be everything you deserve. LIGHTNING CLAW!"

Kari: *Sobs harder* Even Gatomon hates me.

TK: Hikari Kamiya, for the final time, this is juts a stupid fic! *Kisses Kari passionately*

Matt: If he starts going for anything other than a kiss, I'll have to beat him.

The attack lashed out not at Hikari as everyone thought, but instead at her D3, reducing it to a pile of smoldering plastic and silicon as Gatomon herself vanished back to the digital world.

Mimi: Suicidal action!

R80: Wait for it.

TK & Kari: *Break off their kiss slowly*

TK: Better now?

Kari: A little. Thanks.

"She deleted herself!" Mimi cried.

"No." TK said with a faint smile. "She weaned herself from needing so much of Kari's energy. When she destroyed the digivice, she destroyed her anchor to the real world."

Vegeta: And got sent home.

"Ga... to..." Patamon said weakly.

Beelzemon: Awwww, baby talk. Ain't he cute?

"I release you old friend, and I hope that you two are truly happy." TK said feeling a final surge though his own digivice as Pata faded to data bits and return to the digital world as his D3 went dark.

Kari: At least Gatomon has a happy ending in here.

Kari burst into hysterical wailing as Mimi and TK left the field. "She cracked you good with that kick." He said suddenly afraid of what he was about to ask.

"Yeah. She got that knife in pretty deep." She said before she took a deep breath and discarded all pretense. "TK I was there the day you talked to Tai and I'm sorry I didn't trust you, but I thought you were going back to Kari and..." She trailed off and started to sob again.

TK: Oh not her, too! No way am I kissing her to stop her crying.

"Shush" He soothed. "I didn't know that would hurt you like that. Reach into the inside pocket of my coat. There's something in there for you."

Curious she reached in

Beelzemon: And her fingers got caught in a mouse trap!

and pulled out a ring box.

DD: OH NO!

She opened it to reveal a stunning diamond and emerald engagement ring in the shape of the crest of sincerity.

Attached to ring a simple note:

Bearer of sincerity,
Will you share your life with me?
Chosen one of purity,
Mimi, will you marry me?

Mimi looked at him with tears in her eyes and whispered "Hai." as she sealed it with a kiss.

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R80: It's official, kiddies. Fic's all over, but the author's notes.

TK: The nightmare ends!

Matt: Hey before we go, I have an idea.

Vegeta: Is that what I smelled burning?

Matt: *Ignores Vegeta* Look, to prove once and for all that Kari and I will NEVER happen for real, I say she and I have a quick kiss right here and now.

Kari: WHAT?!

Mimi: Why you-?!

TK: It's a good idea. After the kiss I just gave Kari, no way can Matt top it.

Kari: I… I guess so.

Mimi: I'm warning you, Yamato Ishida-!

R80: Let's finish the author's note first, okay?

I look up and wipe the tears from my eyes. It's obvious the muses were crying as well.

Arch: Yes, but not as badly as they were from New Destiny Book 0

"Not a dry eye in the house." I note sardonically.

"Well it was a good fic." TK said.

"What's wrong Kari?" Ken asked.

Beelzemon: She got her ass kicked, why else wouldn't she be happy?

"I got thumped." She mumbled.

"Yeah, you did get your ass handed to you." I mused. "I'll make it up to you and write you a proper Takari."

TK & Kari: YATTA!!

"Oh no! You're writing that death fic next."

"No. Osirus is going to write the death fic. What kind of fic would you like?"

Kari thought a moment and whispered in my ear. "Can you do that?"

"No sweat. But first I'm gonna take a little break, crank out another chapter of Neo card, then handle that one." I stretched and leaned over the keyboard.

Mimi: What was it she asked for?

Arch: That's for you to find out, my dear.

"I do not own Toni Braxton's 'He Wasn't Man Enough' though I do have a few copies of it on tape. And the various crossover factors were inspired by Robster's fic 'The Boyz' Until next time, Archangel signing off."

R80: And we're signing off here as well. But first… go ahead Matt.

>Matt & Kari start to kiss, but it soon goes on for about 2 minutes. As Mimi and TK start to get really angry. R80 summons his GM Blue Destiny suit and fires off a round of machine gun fire skyward. Matt & Kari quickly break off.<

R80: Enough of that blasphemy!

Arch: I'll say.

Mimi: Yamato… you… you…

R80: *Hands Mimi his machine gun* Have a good time. Just don't hit the projector.

>With this, Mimi starts chasing Matt. R80 and the others take this time to exit the theater.<

R80: Thanks for helping us MST, guys.

Arch: No problem! And if you ever need one more for anything like that, just give a yell in my direction.

Beelzemon: It was interesting.

Vegeta: Though I think you were crazy to give Mimi a loaded gun, especially a machine gun.

R80: Who said it was loaded? It's filled with blanks.

>Suddenly, we hear a smashing sound. R80 and everyone exchange slow, shocked glances with each other before they all rush back into the theater. The projector is smashed by the machine gun Mimi had thrown intending to hit Matt, who ducked it. Matt & Mimi stare in shock at the now broken projector.<

R80: You didn't!

Mimi & Matt: *Point at each other* It was his/her fault!

Kari: Blank ammo, but real gun.

R80: True… BUT MY VULCAN CANNONS HAVE REAL AMMO!!

>Now R80, still in his GM suit, is chasing Matt and Mimi around the theater before the chase leads into the rest of the mansion.<

Kari: I'd hate to be either of those two right now.

TK: And who said you're not in trouble? YOU didn't seem to mind Matt kissing you for that long!

Kari: Yipe. *Starts running*

TK: *Chases after Kari*

Beelzemon: I'm still new here. Does this always happen?

Arch: Sorry, pal. I'm a stranger here myself.

Vegeta: I think the "Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie" went to the boss's head. He's chase-happy.

Arch: Well, we'd better give this MST an official ending while we're the only ones left. *Faces audience* I'd tell you all what happens next time, but that I have no clue about.

Beelzemon: But, we hope you all enjoyed this 7-part series on Arch's Takimi trilogy, and also hope you'll be back for future MST80.

Vegeta: Until then, however, you'll have to settle for R80's other fics. And be sure to check Arch's other fics as well.

All 3: Gooooooodnight everybody!

THE (EVER-LOVING) END

This has been an 80/Bloodraven Production.

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