Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ I'm in Control!!! ❯ ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE TRUTH OR DARE GAME ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Alberiogurl 
Sonic gets burned, the truth or dare game resumes, and stops completely, Dejiko-hime shows up, and a wacky, but fun (in an evul way) decision is made bewteen Lycoris and Dejiko!!!
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.10.2006 | Updated On: 05.10.2006 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 258 | Status: Work In Progress
Sonic gets burned, the truth or dare game resumes, and stops completely, Dejiko-hime shows up, and a wacky, but fun (in an evul way) decision is made bewteen Lycoris and Dejiko!!!
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.10.2006 | Updated On: 05.10.2006 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 258 | Status: Work In Progress
Lycoris: Sorry for taking so long to update! ..... not that anyone is bothering to read this fic anyways.... -.-;
Hiei: you ( the reader) shall perish.
Marik: I'm sssooo special!
Hiei: no, your not.
Marik: your mean.
Hiei: Your an idiot.
Marik: your a menie face.
Hiei: cho mama.
Marik: ....what?...... well,............ you’re a big ugly meatball!
Lycoris: some insane guy on the TV show Survivor said that....the meatball thing.....it means nothing....
Hiei: Your a banana.
Marik: Well..... your.... your.... a...a thing!
Lyco: ....... my little brother had better comebacks than they do.....
Naruto: heya peeps! Im Back! Believe it!
Marik: does that mean I'm not a narrator anymore?
Lyco: Yeppers.
Marik: *gloom*
Naru: Lycoris doesn't own anyone cept Herself, Eclari, AD, Kayla, Carl, Cory, Esther, Taylorr, Sara Betty, and the very few times she mentions her, Rina.
Lyco: I LOVE you Naru-chan! *hugs Naruto*
Naru: XD happy day!
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ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE TRUTH OR DARE GAME- CH 3
Lyco: *wakes up uncomfortable. Is stiff. Tries to roll over, but cant. Hands firmly around her waist. Opens her eyes, only to find Kurama's eyes staring back at her.*
Kurama: sleep well?
Lyco: Ok, nights over! Let go you creep!
Kurama: Your cute when you blush.
Lyco: Let go NOW! FEAR MY PINCHING POWERS! *pinches Kurama*
Kurama: Ow! as you wish!
Lyco: *storms out of the room* Oh, and your NEVER allowed in my room again!
Lyco: stupid fox trying to be all cutesy and seductive...... grrrrr..... Im gonna kill that stupid Hedgehog for daring me!
Sonic: *comes around corner*
Lyco: FLARE ARROW!
Sonic: *barely dodges the arrow*
Sonic: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Lyco: FOR YOUR STUPID DARE LAST NIGHT! YOUR GOING TO PAY DEARLY!
Sonic: *face turns grim and pales as Lyco prepares for his death** runs.*
Lyco: Oh, no you dont! I'm in control here! You are now as fast as me!!!
Sonic: *starts to run at Lyco's pace*
Sonic: NNNNOOOOO!!! MUST! GO! FAST! WWWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Lyco: Flare Arrow!
Sonic :* gets burned to a crisp* I- im sorrrrryy
Lyco: Hah! I feel much better now!
Cream: OMG! SONIC IS DEAD! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lyco: MY EARS! OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!! DIE STUPID RABBIT! FLARE ARROW!
Cream: *disappears*
Yugi: what’s going on down here?!
Lyco: Targets terminated! =^.^=
Kaiba: Your evil.
Lyco: No, I'm not. I'm Evul.
Kaiba: That's what I said.
Lyco: No, Im evUl, not evIl, evUl, u! U! there's a U! not an I!
Kaiba: you’re a freak.
Lyco: a freak in control.
Kaiba: What?----
Lyco: Do a chicken dance!
Kaiba: *does the chicken dance* NNOOO! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! NOT THE CHICKEN DANCE! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Yami: *snicker* *pfft* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS!
Lyco: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *Dr. Evil pinky*
Yugi: Now your just scaring me.
Lyco:* walks off evul laughing.*
Naru: Heya peeps!
Lyco :good morning musume! (A/N Morning Musume is a J pop band)
Naru:......um.......
*silence*
Lyco: okies. Personally, I’m regretting that.
Naru: I was hoping you were.
Lyco: Now, I shall use my authoressness to bring everyone outside to finish the game of truth or dare!
Everyone: *appears out of nowhere*
Naru, Knuckles, Joey, and Tristan : *Fall very ungracefully*
Sasuke, Shadow, Marik, Bakura, and some other peeps : *snicker*
Lyco: Now, because of Burnt to a crisp-san, we continue our game of truth or dare today.
Everyone besides Eclari, AD and Lyco: Dame it....
Lyco: Since I was unfortunately last, I’ll go first. Oh, and same rules. Any dare, any truth, and if you can’t answer either, off with one piece of clothing. Okies! InuYasha...
Yash: Ya?
Lyco: Truth or dare?
Yash: Dare me succa!
Lyco: I dare you....to.....hmmm........ do a really motemote * see chap summary at top of page* dance while singing ‘I feel like a woman’ by Shania Twain!
Yash: WAAHH---- No! No freakin way Im doing THAT!!
Lyco: Well then, take off some clothes.
Yash: NO!
Lyco: You gotta do one or the other!!
Yash: FINE! *dances Motemote*
Duh duh, de dud duh duh duh! Dont look back something or other, were gonna have a good ttttiiiiimmmmeeee!
Best part about bein a woman, is that we all get to have a little fun ya! OH OH OH! BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH! Men, shirts, short skirts! OH OH Oh! YADDA YADDA To feel the way I feeeell! MAN! I feel Like a Woman!!!!!
Everyone but the ‘im too serious and mature to make a fool of myself by laughing’ peeps: *Cracking up*
Yash: Shuddup! It Wasn’t that funny!
Lyco: YES IT WAS! WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Yash: I SAID SHUT UP!
Lyco: NO! I DON’T WANNA! WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Sasuke: Don’t you two dare get into another argument.
Lyco: Aheh! =^.^= okies Sasuke-kun!
Yash: psht.
Yugi: It’s your turn, InuYasha.
Yash: Ok.......hm..... Hiei, truth or dare?
Hiei: *silence*
Yash:....... well?!
Hiei: This is a pointless ningen and hanyou game.
Yash: THAT’S NOT WHAT I ASKED KAMI DAME IT!
Hiei: *smirks* Fine. Truth.
Yash: heheheh........ do you like LIKE Lycoris?
Hiei: *slightly blushes* No Say.
Envy: rule breaker! If you’re not going to answer, off with some clothes!
Hiei: hn. *takes cloak off* happy?
Yash: I loathe you.
Hiei: Yami, truth or dare?
Yami: ummm...... dare?
Hiei: I dare you not to play your card game for a whole day.
Yami: WWHHAATTT?!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: wimp.
Yami: I am not! *thinking- Ok. I’ll do the dare to impress Lycoris!* I accept this dare!
Hiei: Give me your cards.
Yami: Why?! All you said is that I can’t duel! You never said anything about me not being able to have the cards!
Hiei: this way we ALL know you wont be tempted.
Yami: *thinking- it’s for Lyco, it’s for Lyco...* Fine. *forks over deck*
Hiei: Alright, be prepared for the end of the world. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!! EBAY ITEM!!! WWWHOOOOO!!!!!
Lyco, Yusuke, Kurama, Naru, Ed, Al : OMG! He didn’t JUST SAY THAT?!!!! AACCCKKKK!!!!! HE MUST BE GOING INSANE!!!!
Lyco: Hai, except he gave us forewarning, so he’s ok. Better to be insane and know it, than to be sane and doubt it.
Naru, Lee: True, true.
Marik, Bakura : BWAAHAHAHAH!!! WERE ALREADY INSANE!!!!
Lyco: okies, Ya I know a bunch of you haven’t really had a chance to speak but.... *goes over to Eclari and AD, they huddle, occasionally peeking behind them* OKIES Nyo! Were going to bring Dejiko here!
Cloud of smoke: poof!
Dejiko: HEY LYCORIS NYO!
Lyco: HI DEJIKO NYO!
Amy: WTF..... creepy green haired girl with a cat hat.....
Dejiko & Lyco: *now in matching maid outfits, ya.... you know.... the one Dejiko always wears? Except Lyco’s is purple, instead of one huge bell, there are 4 small ones, and her cat hat is black, and so is her apron*
WHAT?!!!
Dejiko and Lycoris: how DARE you insult the hime of DiGi Charat?! ( Dejiko:) LASER EYE BEAM NYO! TAKE THAT NYO!
Lyco : You’re a bad bad person, Amy! Go get her Dejiko-chan!!!!!!!!
Amy: *getting beaten to a pulp*
Hiei: ........What happened to truth or dare, Lyco?
Lyco: Oh! Almost forgot nyo! Dejiko-chan! Wanna play truth or dare?
Dejiko: YAAAAYYY!!!! *plops down beside Lyco*
Lyco: Oh, and if you don’t tell the truth on a truth question, Dejiko-chan here gets to blow you up with laser eye beam!
Everyone besides Dejiko, AD, Eclari, Naru, Hiei and Lyco : WWWHHHAAAATTTT????!!!!!!
Dejiko: SHUT UP NYO! YOUR SSOOO DAME NOISY NYO! LASER EYE BEAM!!!
Everyone that was saying ‘wwwhhhaaaatttt????!!!!!!’ :*fizzle*
Lyco: Well....... everyone is now fizzling and unconscious..... I think we should give ‘em some time to heal. But next chap, the torture, uh, I mean fun with anime peoples will continue.
Dejiko: um..... now what?
Lyco: Wanna be co- person with Authoressness?
Dejiko: YAY!
Eclari and AD: Were BORED. Were going home to-
Lyco: the field of evulness that filled with lots of pretty flowers and unicorns?
Eclari and AD: Yeppers.
Eclari: Must. Light. Some. Matches.
AD: WHOO!!! Im gonna pet the pretty unicorns of evulness!!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!
Eclari: *She’s too cool to do something idiotic. Well, unless she’s high on incense.*
Hiei: Must. Kill. Squirrel.
Naru :WTF?
Hiei: It’s been staring at me. It ticks me off.
Lyco: NNNOOO! LEAVE THE SQUIRREL ALONE NYO! GIR LIKES SQUIRRELS!
Dejiko: Well, until next time nyo!
Eclari and AD : *poofity* *now in Field of evulness filled with pretty flowers and unicorns*
Naru, Lyco, Dejiko, (unenthusiastically) Hiei: BYE BYE! SEE YA NEXT CHAP! (Dejiko and Lycoris:) NYO!
===================================Mean while in Field of evulness filled with pretty flowers and unicorns==============================================
AD: WWEEEE!!!! UNICORN!
Unicorn: *im going to die, aren’t I?*
Eclari: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I FOUND MATCHES!!!!!! AND INCENSE!!!!!! *starts playing with fire and lighting LOTS of incense*
Cindee: I will take over Kayla’s brain!
Kayla: NOOO!!!! I want my brain with its emptiness!!!
Carl: .....
Kayla: CARL, HELP MEEEEE!!!!!
Carl: *stands there and does nothing cause he’s too afraid of Cindee*
Kayla: *runs in circles* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esther: Whoot whoot! Ok, I have no idea why I just said that, but I did, so there!
Cory: *talking with AD* so, who was there?
AD: Me, Elcari, Lyco, Dejiko, Sonic and co., some Naruto peoples, some YuYu Hack on a shoe peeps, some yu gggggeeeeee ooooohhhh peeps—
Cory: YuGiOh?!!! WHERE!!!???? MUST. FORCE. YAMI. TO. BE. BF. *Im a girl stupid. Cory is short for Coryn*
AD: your choice in men scares me.
Eclari: FLAME AND FIRE AND BURNING SMELL GOOD STICKS!!! *now officially high off of incense*
Carl:............................................... *still just standing there, watching Kayla run in circles, and now officially afraid of Eclari, and still afraid of Cindee*
Taylorr: Im too nice to do anything mean. So...... *sits and reads Yotsuba! Because it was made by the same person as Azumanga Daioh*
Kayla: *pants* to.......tired........to.......run.......in...circles.........* Collapses on ground*
Sara Betty: I MUST SAVE KAYLA!!!!! ( Lyco: this is my alter ego in the real world.) *trips over self and lands on Kayla*
AD: DOG PILE!!!! *throws Carl on them, and belly flops on them*
Carl, Sara Betty, and Kayla: OOF!
Cory: WWWEEEEE!!!! *jumps on top*
Kayla: Wow Cory....... your REALLY light. There’s, like, no wieght difference between before and after you jumped on the dog pile.
Sara Betty and Carl: ....cant......breath......get off AD.......
Esther: My turn! *jumps on Cory*
Kayla, Sara Betty, Carl: Were gonna die.......
Sara Betty: BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WERE GONNA DIE!
Carl: *quietly, to himself* yyyeeesssssss! *said like Napoleon Dynamite*
Eclari: *not on dogpile* BWAHAHAHAH!!! DEATH!!!!! AND FIRE!!!!
Cory: I didn’t think it was possible, but im now skinnier.
Esther: Im not fat!
AD: Cory is so skinny, a cat could lay on her and flatten her.
Sara Betty: Not true AD. Besides, Cory was only joking you oro.
AD: I’m telling!
Sara Betty: Not if the three of us on the bottom die first!
All, minus Carl cause he’s koolio: Bye!
Hiei: you ( the reader) shall perish.
Marik: I'm sssooo special!
Hiei: no, your not.
Marik: your mean.
Hiei: Your an idiot.
Marik: your a menie face.
Hiei: cho mama.
Marik: ....what?...... well,............ you’re a big ugly meatball!
Lycoris: some insane guy on the TV show Survivor said that....the meatball thing.....it means nothing....
Hiei: Your a banana.
Marik: Well..... your.... your.... a...a thing!
Lyco: ....... my little brother had better comebacks than they do.....
Naruto: heya peeps! Im Back! Believe it!
Marik: does that mean I'm not a narrator anymore?
Lyco: Yeppers.
Marik: *gloom*
Naru: Lycoris doesn't own anyone cept Herself, Eclari, AD, Kayla, Carl, Cory, Esther, Taylorr, Sara Betty, and the very few times she mentions her, Rina.
Lyco: I LOVE you Naru-chan! *hugs Naruto*
Naru: XD happy day!
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ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE TRUTH OR DARE GAME- CH 3
Lyco: *wakes up uncomfortable. Is stiff. Tries to roll over, but cant. Hands firmly around her waist. Opens her eyes, only to find Kurama's eyes staring back at her.*
Kurama: sleep well?
Lyco: Ok, nights over! Let go you creep!
Kurama: Your cute when you blush.
Lyco: Let go NOW! FEAR MY PINCHING POWERS! *pinches Kurama*
Kurama: Ow! as you wish!
Lyco: *storms out of the room* Oh, and your NEVER allowed in my room again!
Lyco: stupid fox trying to be all cutesy and seductive...... grrrrr..... Im gonna kill that stupid Hedgehog for daring me!
Sonic: *comes around corner*
Lyco: FLARE ARROW!
Sonic: *barely dodges the arrow*
Sonic: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Lyco: FOR YOUR STUPID DARE LAST NIGHT! YOUR GOING TO PAY DEARLY!
Sonic: *face turns grim and pales as Lyco prepares for his death** runs.*
Lyco: Oh, no you dont! I'm in control here! You are now as fast as me!!!
Sonic: *starts to run at Lyco's pace*
Sonic: NNNNOOOOO!!! MUST! GO! FAST! WWWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Lyco: Flare Arrow!
Sonic :* gets burned to a crisp* I- im sorrrrryy
Lyco: Hah! I feel much better now!
Cream: OMG! SONIC IS DEAD! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lyco: MY EARS! OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!! DIE STUPID RABBIT! FLARE ARROW!
Cream: *disappears*
Yugi: what’s going on down here?!
Lyco: Targets terminated! =^.^=
Kaiba: Your evil.
Lyco: No, I'm not. I'm Evul.
Kaiba: That's what I said.
Lyco: No, Im evUl, not evIl, evUl, u! U! there's a U! not an I!
Kaiba: you’re a freak.
Lyco: a freak in control.
Kaiba: What?----
Lyco: Do a chicken dance!
Kaiba: *does the chicken dance* NNOOO! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! NOT THE CHICKEN DANCE! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Yami: *snicker* *pfft* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS!
Lyco: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *Dr. Evil pinky*
Yugi: Now your just scaring me.
Lyco:* walks off evul laughing.*
Naru: Heya peeps!
Lyco :good morning musume! (A/N Morning Musume is a J pop band)
Naru:......um.......
*silence*
Lyco: okies. Personally, I’m regretting that.
Naru: I was hoping you were.
Lyco: Now, I shall use my authoressness to bring everyone outside to finish the game of truth or dare!
Everyone: *appears out of nowhere*
Naru, Knuckles, Joey, and Tristan : *Fall very ungracefully*
Sasuke, Shadow, Marik, Bakura, and some other peeps : *snicker*
Lyco: Now, because of Burnt to a crisp-san, we continue our game of truth or dare today.
Everyone besides Eclari, AD and Lyco: Dame it....
Lyco: Since I was unfortunately last, I’ll go first. Oh, and same rules. Any dare, any truth, and if you can’t answer either, off with one piece of clothing. Okies! InuYasha...
Yash: Ya?
Lyco: Truth or dare?
Yash: Dare me succa!
Lyco: I dare you....to.....hmmm........ do a really motemote * see chap summary at top of page* dance while singing ‘I feel like a woman’ by Shania Twain!
Yash: WAAHH---- No! No freakin way Im doing THAT!!
Lyco: Well then, take off some clothes.
Yash: NO!
Lyco: You gotta do one or the other!!
Yash: FINE! *dances Motemote*
Duh duh, de dud duh duh duh! Dont look back something or other, were gonna have a good ttttiiiiimmmmeeee!
Best part about bein a woman, is that we all get to have a little fun ya! OH OH OH! BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH! Men, shirts, short skirts! OH OH Oh! YADDA YADDA To feel the way I feeeell! MAN! I feel Like a Woman!!!!!
Everyone but the ‘im too serious and mature to make a fool of myself by laughing’ peeps: *Cracking up*
Yash: Shuddup! It Wasn’t that funny!
Lyco: YES IT WAS! WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Yash: I SAID SHUT UP!
Lyco: NO! I DON’T WANNA! WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Sasuke: Don’t you two dare get into another argument.
Lyco: Aheh! =^.^= okies Sasuke-kun!
Yash: psht.
Yugi: It’s your turn, InuYasha.
Yash: Ok.......hm..... Hiei, truth or dare?
Hiei: *silence*
Yash:....... well?!
Hiei: This is a pointless ningen and hanyou game.
Yash: THAT’S NOT WHAT I ASKED KAMI DAME IT!
Hiei: *smirks* Fine. Truth.
Yash: heheheh........ do you like LIKE Lycoris?
Hiei: *slightly blushes* No Say.
Envy: rule breaker! If you’re not going to answer, off with some clothes!
Hiei: hn. *takes cloak off* happy?
Yash: I loathe you.
Hiei: Yami, truth or dare?
Yami: ummm...... dare?
Hiei: I dare you not to play your card game for a whole day.
Yami: WWHHAATTT?!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: wimp.
Yami: I am not! *thinking- Ok. I’ll do the dare to impress Lycoris!* I accept this dare!
Hiei: Give me your cards.
Yami: Why?! All you said is that I can’t duel! You never said anything about me not being able to have the cards!
Hiei: this way we ALL know you wont be tempted.
Yami: *thinking- it’s for Lyco, it’s for Lyco...* Fine. *forks over deck*
Hiei: Alright, be prepared for the end of the world. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!! EBAY ITEM!!! WWWHOOOOO!!!!!
Lyco, Yusuke, Kurama, Naru, Ed, Al : OMG! He didn’t JUST SAY THAT?!!!! AACCCKKKK!!!!! HE MUST BE GOING INSANE!!!!
Lyco: Hai, except he gave us forewarning, so he’s ok. Better to be insane and know it, than to be sane and doubt it.
Naru, Lee: True, true.
Marik, Bakura : BWAAHAHAHAH!!! WERE ALREADY INSANE!!!!
Lyco: okies, Ya I know a bunch of you haven’t really had a chance to speak but.... *goes over to Eclari and AD, they huddle, occasionally peeking behind them* OKIES Nyo! Were going to bring Dejiko here!
Cloud of smoke: poof!
Dejiko: HEY LYCORIS NYO!
Lyco: HI DEJIKO NYO!
Amy: WTF..... creepy green haired girl with a cat hat.....
Dejiko & Lyco: *now in matching maid outfits, ya.... you know.... the one Dejiko always wears? Except Lyco’s is purple, instead of one huge bell, there are 4 small ones, and her cat hat is black, and so is her apron*
WHAT?!!!
Dejiko and Lycoris: how DARE you insult the hime of DiGi Charat?! ( Dejiko:) LASER EYE BEAM NYO! TAKE THAT NYO!
Lyco : You’re a bad bad person, Amy! Go get her Dejiko-chan!!!!!!!!
Amy: *getting beaten to a pulp*
Hiei: ........What happened to truth or dare, Lyco?
Lyco: Oh! Almost forgot nyo! Dejiko-chan! Wanna play truth or dare?
Dejiko: YAAAAYYY!!!! *plops down beside Lyco*
Lyco: Oh, and if you don’t tell the truth on a truth question, Dejiko-chan here gets to blow you up with laser eye beam!
Everyone besides Dejiko, AD, Eclari, Naru, Hiei and Lyco : WWWHHHAAAATTTT????!!!!!!
Dejiko: SHUT UP NYO! YOUR SSOOO DAME NOISY NYO! LASER EYE BEAM!!!
Everyone that was saying ‘wwwhhhaaaatttt????!!!!!!’ :*fizzle*
Lyco: Well....... everyone is now fizzling and unconscious..... I think we should give ‘em some time to heal. But next chap, the torture, uh, I mean fun with anime peoples will continue.
Dejiko: um..... now what?
Lyco: Wanna be co- person with Authoressness?
Dejiko: YAY!
Eclari and AD: Were BORED. Were going home to-
Lyco: the field of evulness that filled with lots of pretty flowers and unicorns?
Eclari and AD: Yeppers.
Eclari: Must. Light. Some. Matches.
AD: WHOO!!! Im gonna pet the pretty unicorns of evulness!!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!
Eclari: *She’s too cool to do something idiotic. Well, unless she’s high on incense.*
Hiei: Must. Kill. Squirrel.
Naru :WTF?
Hiei: It’s been staring at me. It ticks me off.
Lyco: NNNOOO! LEAVE THE SQUIRREL ALONE NYO! GIR LIKES SQUIRRELS!
Dejiko: Well, until next time nyo!
Eclari and AD : *poofity* *now in Field of evulness filled with pretty flowers and unicorns*
Naru, Lyco, Dejiko, (unenthusiastically) Hiei: BYE BYE! SEE YA NEXT CHAP! (Dejiko and Lycoris:) NYO!
===================================Mean while in Field of evulness filled with pretty flowers and unicorns==============================================
AD: WWEEEE!!!! UNICORN!
Unicorn: *im going to die, aren’t I?*
Eclari: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I FOUND MATCHES!!!!!! AND INCENSE!!!!!! *starts playing with fire and lighting LOTS of incense*
Cindee: I will take over Kayla’s brain!
Kayla: NOOO!!!! I want my brain with its emptiness!!!
Carl: .....
Kayla: CARL, HELP MEEEEE!!!!!
Carl: *stands there and does nothing cause he’s too afraid of Cindee*
Kayla: *runs in circles* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esther: Whoot whoot! Ok, I have no idea why I just said that, but I did, so there!
Cory: *talking with AD* so, who was there?
AD: Me, Elcari, Lyco, Dejiko, Sonic and co., some Naruto peoples, some YuYu Hack on a shoe peeps, some yu gggggeeeeee ooooohhhh peeps—
Cory: YuGiOh?!!! WHERE!!!???? MUST. FORCE. YAMI. TO. BE. BF. *Im a girl stupid. Cory is short for Coryn*
AD: your choice in men scares me.
Eclari: FLAME AND FIRE AND BURNING SMELL GOOD STICKS!!! *now officially high off of incense*
Carl:............................................... *still just standing there, watching Kayla run in circles, and now officially afraid of Eclari, and still afraid of Cindee*
Taylorr: Im too nice to do anything mean. So...... *sits and reads Yotsuba! Because it was made by the same person as Azumanga Daioh*
Kayla: *pants* to.......tired........to.......run.......in...circles.........* Collapses on ground*
Sara Betty: I MUST SAVE KAYLA!!!!! ( Lyco: this is my alter ego in the real world.) *trips over self and lands on Kayla*
AD: DOG PILE!!!! *throws Carl on them, and belly flops on them*
Carl, Sara Betty, and Kayla: OOF!
Cory: WWWEEEEE!!!! *jumps on top*
Kayla: Wow Cory....... your REALLY light. There’s, like, no wieght difference between before and after you jumped on the dog pile.
Sara Betty and Carl: ....cant......breath......get off AD.......
Esther: My turn! *jumps on Cory*
Kayla, Sara Betty, Carl: Were gonna die.......
Sara Betty: BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WERE GONNA DIE!
Carl: *quietly, to himself* yyyeeesssssss! *said like Napoleon Dynamite*
Eclari: *not on dogpile* BWAHAHAHAH!!! DEATH!!!!! AND FIRE!!!!
Cory: I didn’t think it was possible, but im now skinnier.
Esther: Im not fat!
AD: Cory is so skinny, a cat could lay on her and flatten her.
Sara Betty: Not true AD. Besides, Cory was only joking you oro.
AD: I’m telling!
Sara Betty: Not if the three of us on the bottom die first!
All, minus Carl cause he’s koolio: Bye!