Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ I'm in Control!!! ❯ Exploring the worlds! ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Lyco: Ya, I know Carl doesn’t know me, but so what? How would he know it isn’t a different ‘Carl’ nyo?

Dejiko: Cause you just gave it away nyo.

Lyco: Dame.

Dejiko: yep.

Naru: Lycoris, who’s Carl?

Lyco: some guy Kayla’s friends with that lives in Big-Statue-a-go-go-land nyo

Naru: Oh, OK.

Hiei: Big-Statue-a-go-go-land?

Naru: New York.

Hiei: How are you able to tell what place the gogo-lands are?

Naru: I speak koolionish. (Cool-ee-oh-ish)

Hiei: ???

Lyco: Ever wonder why I say peeps, peoples, stuffs, a-gogo-land, confuseled, gynormis, bananular, interactabodluar, supercalifragilisticexpialidoxious, and other such words nyo?

Hiei: Sort of....

Lyco: That’s koolionish nyo.

Hiei:....... my brain is turning into mush from the stupidness....

Lyco: you mean koolionish nyo.

Dejiko: Lyco doesn’t own anybody but herself, Eclari, Cory, AD, Kayla, Esther, Taylorr, Carl, and any other non anime peeps nyo.

Naru: HEY! THAT’S MY LINE!

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The BIG Decision, and the Effect - ch 4

Lyco: On account of the fact many of the peeps don’t have much action here in the authoressness realm, I’m sending all of you back to your own worlds, then Dejiko and maybe some others will accompany me, considering with some anime, I’m totally clueless about the everyday world they live in. Okies, Naru-chan, Dejiko-chan, Hiei-kun, Sasuke-kun, and Lee-san will accompany me to all the places nyo.

Lee: Not to nag or anything, but it seems like your taking the ‘Naruto’ peeps. Is it because–

Lyco: Yeppers nyo. I’d rather not come across Itachi. Better safe than sorry nyo.

Sasuke: My brother scares YOU?

Lyco: Heck, ya! He wears blue nail polish nyo!

All menos Lyco: .....-.-; okkkkkk

Lyco: I mean, black nail polish on finger nails for guys is ok, but not blue! And on both finger nails and toenails nyo!

Dejiko: She had a point nyo.

Lyco: I’m now sending all the fizzled peoples to their home worlds, and erasing their memories of this place for obvious reasons!

Poof!!

Lyco: Okies! Now, Dejiko, it’s your turn to decide what to do!

Dejiko: okies! First, I’m giving Lycoris the ability of Laser Eye Beam!

Lyco: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dejiko: And now, our hats will have magical pieces of paper in them when we want to go to a new world! All we have to do is everyone say the place at the same time for the paper to activate, and then we’ll be in the next world!

Lyco: And because I erased all their memory, they will learn the hard way how fun it is to irritate someone to death! NYOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

Naru: Koolio! This sounds fun!

Sasuke: Yes, if you had the brain capacity in the negatives not to notice the consequences.

Lyco: Sasuke, live in the present, don’t worry about the future on this trip! We’ll get out of the worlds before we get in over our heads!

Lee: So, we’re going to worlds to have fun and make the world’s anime people misrible or insane, then run for it when they decide to take a stand?

Dejiko and Lyco: YEPPERS NYO!

Hiei: hn.

Naru: ALL RIGHT! THIS IS , LIKE, THE BEST PRANK EVA!

Dejiko and Lyco: AHEH! =^.^=

Naru: All right! I’m pumped for this now! Where to first?

Dejiko: You have the honors Lycoris nyo

Lyco: Thankies! *takes hat off head, sticks hand into it, pulls out a slip of paper* YUUUUUGEEEEEOOOOOHHHHHH

Dejiko: All on three nyo! One, two, three!

All, yes, even Hiei: YuGiOh!!!!

BRIGHT FLASH

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Yugi: I won again!

Kaiba: go rot in heck.

Yugi: your mean.

Dejiko and Lycoris: *pop out of nowhere* HI NYO!

Yugi: Um..... hi?

Kaiba: do I know you.

Naru* his turn to pop out of nowhere* Nope! *gets all evul* but we know all!!!!! BELIEVE IT!

Yugi: are you high or something?

Lyco: No, but my friend Eclari, who isn’t here, gets high off incense nyo.

Dejiko: ya, it’s really funny too nyo!
Kaiba and Yugi: *notice both girls are wearing the same clothes except Dejiko’s dress is blue, has big bells, and cat hat / apron / shoes / glove things are white, Lycoris’s dress is pruple, has four small bells for every big bell Dejiko has, and cat hat / apron / shoes / glove things are black*

Kaiba: are you two cosplayers, or freaks?

Lycoris: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE HIME OF DIGI CHARAT NYO?!

Dejiko: LETS GET HIM NYO!

Lyco and Dejiko: WE COMBINE OUR POWERS NYO! LASER EYE BEAM NYO!

Kaiba:* fizzle*

Hiei: hn. *surprises Yugi*

Yugi: Ack! Where’d you some from?!

Hiei: hn. Like I’d tell a baka ningen.

Yami: WHAT?! YUGI, LET ME TAKE OVER NOW!

Yugi:* transforms*

Yami: Pardon?!

Hiei: *silence*

Yami: *pointing to Hiei* I challenge you to a duel!

Hiei: *silence*

Yami: .....>:(

Hiei:* not even bothering to acknowledge Yami’s existence*

Yami: Fine then. I see you have no guts to duel me!

Hiei: *pins Yami against wall, katana to Yami’s neck*

Yami: eep!

Hiei: Don’t mess with me ningen.

Yami: Yes, sir!

Lyco: Hiei-kun nyo!

Hiei: *drops Yami, sheaths katana* hai?

Lyco: if your going to be a trouble maker, at least make the situations funny nyo.

Dejiko: Ya, nyo!

Yami: *WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!*

Bakura, Tea, Malik, Joey, and Tristan: *come around corner and overhear what Lyco and Dejiko just said*

Joey: Hey! Wadiya think you’re doing to my friend?!

Lyco: I’m not doing anything nyo. Hiei did nyo. *points at Hiei*

Hiei: *silence*

Naru: Lyco! Let’s go find something fun to do!

Lyco and Dejiko: agreed nyo!

Kaiba: *semi-fizzling* Why do you keep ending your sentences with ‘nyo’?

Lyco: it’s fun nyo!

Dejiko: and it makes us cuter, nyo!

Lyco: plus, it’s the accent people have when they live on DiGi Charat! It’s either nyo, or nyu.

Kaiba: You belong in an asylum.

Lyco: eh?---------- Your MEAN NYO!!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *starts crying as you can see, siting on the ground, hands over her eyes*

Dejiko: AH!!!! Lycoris nyo, don’t cry nyo!

Lyco: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! INSANE ASYLUM’S ARE SCARY NYO!

Naru: HEY! THAT’S NOT NICE!!!

Sasuke: *in threatening voice* You shouldn’t treat ladies like that.

Hiei: Your death will come soon.

Lee: *so offended can only stand there*

Lyco: WAAAAAAA NYO!!!!!!!!!!!

Naru: grrrrr......

Hiei: Don’t even think about it.

Naru: ggrrrrr.....

Sasuke: Lycoris, I’m sure he didn’t mean it, *turn to kaiba with REALLY scary death look and threatening voice* Right?!

Kaiba: *backs into corner of........ something* n-no..... i-I didn’t m-mean it! Don’t KILL ME!

Sasuke: much better.

Lyco: *sniffle* Really nyo?

Yugi: *no longer Yami* Well, Kaiba really of shouldn’t of said you belong in an asylum, but you shouldn’t blew up Kaiba, and you shouldn’t of let your scary friend pin me to a tree with an over-sharp sword.

Lyco: Sumemasen, but I can’t stand it when somebody insults Dejiko nyo. And, FYI, I have no say in what Hiei does nyo.

Yugi: Are you truly sorry for your actions.

Lyco: *crosses finger behind back* *innocently* Hai nyo.

Tea: YAY! NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!! *hugs Dejiko and Lyco*

Dejiko and Lyco: ACK NYO!!! A LEZZIE NYO!!!!

Yugi: What’s a lezzie?

Naru: a Lesbo.

Yugi: What’s a lesbo?

Naru: your kidding me, right?

Yugi: no.... I honestly don’t know what that is.


Joey: * to Naru* Yugi is too innocent. Don’t tell him.

Naru: don’t tell him what about lesbians?

Yugi: TELL ME! WHAT’S A LEZZIE, LESBO, AND/ OR LESBIAN?!

All besides Yugi: ............ uh........

Lyco: Well, don’t look at me nyo. I’d rather not get anywhere NEAR the birds and bees talk nyo.

Dejiko: Go ask your old gramps on your own time nyo.

Yugi: OK!

Tea: *lets go*

Lyco: FREEDOM!

Dejiko: NYO!

Lyco: ok..... I’m borededed now nyo.

Naru: me 2

Sasuke: me 3

Dejiko: yo es numero uno nyo

Lee: me 4

Hiei: So..... I can kill this Kaiba guy, right?

Yugi and Co.: NO!

Hiei: I didn’t ask you, bakas.

Lyco: oooooohhhh.......nyo

Lyco and Dejiko: RE-JECT-EDDDDD NYO!!!

Yugi and co.: ???

Lyco: it’s a blond Californian thing nyo.

Naru: but both of you arn’t from California.....

Lyco: Ya, but we visit frequently nyo.

Sasuke: and Dejiko-sama isn’t blond......

Dejiko: So nyo?

Sasuke: never mind.....

Lyco: I think we’re gonna leave soon nyo. I’m borededed nyo.....

Lee: I’ll go anywhere with you Lycoris-sama! *takes hands in his*

Lyco: -.-; ........Okies........nyo............

Naru: Hands off!

Lee: No!

Naruto and Lee : *start another all out battle*

Tristan: Holy kami!!! THOSE GUYS ARE REAL NINJAS!!!!

Lyco: I know we can do to past the time nyo. Lets be random nyo!!!

Dejiko: *sings* Nobody knows the troublesss I’ve seeenn, noobody knows my sorrow...

Lyco: *in Scar from loin king imitation voice* oh, please do sing something more lively.

Dejiko: *sings* it’s a small world after all–

Lyco: *interupts* no! No! Anything but that!

Dejiko: *sings* I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de del le de, all standing nicely in a row, dum dum dum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

Lyco and Dejiko: *sings* we’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de del le de, all standing nicely in a row, dum dum dum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

Marik: Yay! I love that song!

Lyco, Dejiko, Marik: *sings* we’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de del le de, all standing nicely in a row, dum dum dum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

Lyco: Im borededed again nyo.

Dejiko: *whispers to Lyco*

Lyco: *nods head* *looks over to Naruto and Rock Lee* Kay nyo! Stop fighting nyo! We’re leaving nyo!

Naru and Lee: Ok!

Lyco: but before we leave, here’s a present nyo.

Hiei: *mumbling* from hell

Poofity!

Cory: We’re am I? *looks over to Yugi* OMG...... *drool* YUGI!!!!! *glomps yugi*

Bakura: WTF

Tea: NO! HE’S MINE!

Cory: NNOOO!!!!! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE MINE!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: I feel so loved..... ^.^;

Dejiko: My turn nyo! *pulls paper out of hat* ack!! We’re going toYuYuHackonashoe nyo!

Lyco: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nyo!

Dejiko: Kay nyo. *crumples paper into ball and chucks*

Lyco: No offence, but we need to switch out our peoples nyo.

Dejiko: Lee and Sasuke go home, Hiei goes, their cramping my style nyo.

Sasuke, Lee, Hiei:* poof*

Dejiko: Marik’s da only koolio one here nyo. He gets to come nyo.

Marik: Im ssoo special!

Hiei: *poof* hn

Dejiko: NYO?! how on DiGi Charat–

Hiei: Nice try Dejiko.


Marik: I'm sssooo special!

Hiei: no, your not.

Marik: your mean.

Hiei: You’re an idiot.

Marik: you’re a meanie face.

Hiei: cho mama.

Marik: ....what?...... well,............ you’re a big ugly meatball!

Lycoris: this seems eerily familiar...... and the meatball thing means nothing....

Hiei: You’re a banana.

Marik: Well..... your.... your.... a...a thing!

Lyco: .......Dejavu is te feeling that this moment has happened before



























dejavu is the feeling that this moment had happened before

Dejiko: Yeppers. Lycoris, you go ahead and pull out the tag.

Lyco: Okies! *pulls out paper from hat* YAY! WE’RE GOING TO *lowers voice and gets all dark* Field of evulness filled with pretty flowers and unicorns

Marik: WTF

Hiei: fine. Just keep Cindee away from me.

Lyco: Well, that’s up the Kayla; Cindee IS in HER head nyo. Or, it’s Cindee’s, if she TAKES OVER Kay’s head nyo.

Dejiko: True, nyo, very true nyo.

Lyco: Now, Marik. In order for us to get there, we need you to say the place we’re going to at the same time we do.

Dejiko: One,

Lyco: Two,

Naru: Three!

Dejiko, Lyco, Naru, Hiei, and Marik: Field of evulness filled with pretty flowers and unicorns!!!

Poof!

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Dejiko: to be continued nyo!

Lyco: Yeppers! See ya’ll later!