Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Bishonen Talk Show ❯ The second episode Brock's interview! ( Chapter 2 )
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By: KChan - DMG 
We bring Brock from pokemon onto the show. Originally it was Mousse from Ranma 1/2 so there might be some minor typos!
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 147 | Status: Completed
We bring Brock from pokemon onto the show. Originally it was Mousse from Ranma 1/2 so there might be some minor typos!
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 147 | Status: Completed
The Bishonen Talk Show
GN: I still say the name stinks!
DMG: The name stays. Malik say the Disclaimer!
Malik: DMG does not claim Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway even though she wishes she did.
DMG: You didn’t have to say the last part.
GN: DMG san to Malik san wa Baka desu.
Malik: I can’t argue with the truth.
YMalik: Hello and welcome to the Bishonen talk show last week we interviewed Wufei.
Bakura: Last Week? It’s been two days.
Ybakura: Time works differently in DMG’s mind.
Malik: Who let Trowa on the cast? He is not Bishonen!
GN: *hits Malik with giant paper fan* Yes he is!
DMG: Ok who cares this weeks guest is Brock from Pokemon!
GN: Since when?
Malik: Since Kenshin backed out after what Wufei told him.
Kaiba: *walks onto the set* Bakura you take over the camera I want to be part of the show this time.
Bakura: *pouts and takes over the camera* Ok you guys start the show!
DMG: The show started a while ago sweetie.
Malik: Why did you call him sweetie? You never call me anything!
GN: Who cares ok now introducing Brock From Pokemon!
Brock: * Walks onto the set not wearing his glasses and goes to shake GN’s hand but hits her chest instead* Oh I’m sorry.
GN: Etchi! *Hits him with the paper fan a couple times*
DMG: Um… Ok Brock is a pervert I never knew.
Malik: Can I ask the first Question?
Trowa: No.
Ybakura: Who made you boss hair boy?
Trowa: Shut up you gay onna!
DMG&GN: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*Trowa and Ybakura start fighting and they are rolling all over the floor*
GN: DMG that action didn’t sound right.
Trowa & Ybakura: *They stop fighting and look up at GN* Dame Desu!
DMG: Ok Kaiba you ask Brock the first question.
Kaiba: Cool Umm.. Brock did that kid Ash ever get annoying in the sense you wanted to kill him?
*Two people walk in before Brock can answer*
DMG: Wu-chan, Neko-chan. What are you guys going here?
WC: We wanted to be part of the show.
NC: It sounded like fun.
Brock: Hey you guys I have to get back to Ash and Misty soon.
DMG: Oh ya so answer the question.
Brock: I have wanted to kill Ash many times because of his stupidity but I had to hold back because girls dig guys with little kids. Right GN? *Wink*
GN: I hate Ash hey DMG can we do a sacrifice or is that illegal?
DMG: Yes and no so Ybakura get Ash *Evil laughter*
Ybakura: Alright finally some deaths *he runs out and comes back with Ash*
Ash: Hi everyone what’s up?
GN: Start the sacrifice but spare pikachu!
Trowa: * Ties Ash to a stake and starts a fire under it* Alright now to watch him burn.
Pikachu: Pika pi!
YMalik: *coming up behind pikachu* Shut up no one can save him now.
GN: *Cuddling Ybakura * except Misty but she won’t.
DMG: My Ybakura!
GN: fine I’ll take Malik!
DMG: No he is mine.
GN: *licks the side of Malik’s face* You still want him?
DMG: No mine *French kisses Malik* hehe that was fun *She does it again*
Malik: I’m happy now I was feeling ignored.
GN: DMG you really need a boyfriend…
DMG: Why I love Malik?
Brock: Ok back to me.
DMG: Brock who would be your dream date answer truthfully!
Brock: Umm.. Well… Umm.. J..Ja..Jam….Jame…James!
GN: Wow really?
Brock: Yea I can’t believe I finally said that.
*James Runs in. Ybakura was trying to stop him*
Ybakura: You can’t be here were on the air!
James: Brock did you really mean that?
Brock: Yea I do.
James: Brock I love you too * They start making out*
Malik: Hey that looks like fun. What do you think DMG?
DMG: Not right now I have an image to uphold.
GN: Unlike me *Grabs Ybakura and they start making out much to Trowa’s dismay*
*WC &NC have been watching the show and have been very happy about it*
WC: Finally a show that appeals to us anime freaks.
NC: And they don’t edit out the good stuff.
DMG: Umm… Brock? We have to finish the show.
Malik: I think he is busy unlike me.
Kaiba: This is kind of gross. Two guys making out on our set.
WC: What’s wrong with it?
NC: I think it’s cute ^_^
DMG: Ok new guest because the current one is “busy”
Malik: I wish I was “busy”
WC: NATAKU MY EYES!
NC: The new guest is Sailormoon!
YMalik: Who told you that?
WC: We have to cover for GN and Ybakura.
Kaiba: OK introducing Sailormoon!
Sailormoon: *Walks on to the set and steps over Brock and James* Hi everyone why are there 2 gay guys making out on your set?
Kaiba: I knew we should have gotten rid of them.
NC: No I have to keep myself entertained.
Kaiba: Then play with yourself or some thing!
DMG: Dame Desu!
Malik: Let’s just ask the questions already.
Sailormoon: Who wants to know anything?
DMG: Malik ask a question.
Malik: Ok sailormoon.. Do you think DMG should make out with me?
DMG: Malik!
Sailormoon: That’s up to her not me.
DMG: Malik I’ll end the show now ok?
NC: Why? Just because Malik can’t keep his mind out of his pants?
DMG: NC you say that as if I’m a slut or something!
WC: NC DMG is not a slut that would be GN’s title.
DMG: I’m bored so I wanna end the show!
Malik: I want her to end the show!
WC: Ok the show is over Our guest next week shall be the outlaw star gang!
NC: Oh can we be here next week I want to meet Fred!
Malik: Ok the Show is over come on DMG *He grabs DMG by the arm and drags her away to the back room*
NC: I don’t wanna even know well see you guys next week!
WC: and don’t forget to email DMG and tell her what you think or to request an Anime guest or to ask to be a guest on our show the phone number fo tickets is..
NC: We don’t have a phone number.
Email me thoughts and ideas please and also tell me what you think!
GN: I still say the name stinks!
DMG: The name stays. Malik say the Disclaimer!
Malik: DMG does not claim Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway even though she wishes she did.
DMG: You didn’t have to say the last part.
GN: DMG san to Malik san wa Baka desu.
Malik: I can’t argue with the truth.
YMalik: Hello and welcome to the Bishonen talk show last week we interviewed Wufei.
Bakura: Last Week? It’s been two days.
Ybakura: Time works differently in DMG’s mind.
Malik: Who let Trowa on the cast? He is not Bishonen!
GN: *hits Malik with giant paper fan* Yes he is!
DMG: Ok who cares this weeks guest is Brock from Pokemon!
GN: Since when?
Malik: Since Kenshin backed out after what Wufei told him.
Kaiba: *walks onto the set* Bakura you take over the camera I want to be part of the show this time.
Bakura: *pouts and takes over the camera* Ok you guys start the show!
DMG: The show started a while ago sweetie.
Malik: Why did you call him sweetie? You never call me anything!
GN: Who cares ok now introducing Brock From Pokemon!
Brock: * Walks onto the set not wearing his glasses and goes to shake GN’s hand but hits her chest instead* Oh I’m sorry.
GN: Etchi! *Hits him with the paper fan a couple times*
DMG: Um… Ok Brock is a pervert I never knew.
Malik: Can I ask the first Question?
Trowa: No.
Ybakura: Who made you boss hair boy?
Trowa: Shut up you gay onna!
DMG&GN: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*Trowa and Ybakura start fighting and they are rolling all over the floor*
GN: DMG that action didn’t sound right.
Trowa & Ybakura: *They stop fighting and look up at GN* Dame Desu!
DMG: Ok Kaiba you ask Brock the first question.
Kaiba: Cool Umm.. Brock did that kid Ash ever get annoying in the sense you wanted to kill him?
*Two people walk in before Brock can answer*
DMG: Wu-chan, Neko-chan. What are you guys going here?
WC: We wanted to be part of the show.
NC: It sounded like fun.
Brock: Hey you guys I have to get back to Ash and Misty soon.
DMG: Oh ya so answer the question.
Brock: I have wanted to kill Ash many times because of his stupidity but I had to hold back because girls dig guys with little kids. Right GN? *Wink*
GN: I hate Ash hey DMG can we do a sacrifice or is that illegal?
DMG: Yes and no so Ybakura get Ash *Evil laughter*
Ybakura: Alright finally some deaths *he runs out and comes back with Ash*
Ash: Hi everyone what’s up?
GN: Start the sacrifice but spare pikachu!
Trowa: * Ties Ash to a stake and starts a fire under it* Alright now to watch him burn.
Pikachu: Pika pi!
YMalik: *coming up behind pikachu* Shut up no one can save him now.
GN: *Cuddling Ybakura * except Misty but she won’t.
DMG: My Ybakura!
GN: fine I’ll take Malik!
DMG: No he is mine.
GN: *licks the side of Malik’s face* You still want him?
DMG: No mine *French kisses Malik* hehe that was fun *She does it again*
Malik: I’m happy now I was feeling ignored.
GN: DMG you really need a boyfriend…
DMG: Why I love Malik?
Brock: Ok back to me.
DMG: Brock who would be your dream date answer truthfully!
Brock: Umm.. Well… Umm.. J..Ja..Jam….Jame…James!
GN: Wow really?
Brock: Yea I can’t believe I finally said that.
*James Runs in. Ybakura was trying to stop him*
Ybakura: You can’t be here were on the air!
James: Brock did you really mean that?
Brock: Yea I do.
James: Brock I love you too * They start making out*
Malik: Hey that looks like fun. What do you think DMG?
DMG: Not right now I have an image to uphold.
GN: Unlike me *Grabs Ybakura and they start making out much to Trowa’s dismay*
*WC &NC have been watching the show and have been very happy about it*
WC: Finally a show that appeals to us anime freaks.
NC: And they don’t edit out the good stuff.
DMG: Umm… Brock? We have to finish the show.
Malik: I think he is busy unlike me.
Kaiba: This is kind of gross. Two guys making out on our set.
WC: What’s wrong with it?
NC: I think it’s cute ^_^
DMG: Ok new guest because the current one is “busy”
Malik: I wish I was “busy”
WC: NATAKU MY EYES!
NC: The new guest is Sailormoon!
YMalik: Who told you that?
WC: We have to cover for GN and Ybakura.
Kaiba: OK introducing Sailormoon!
Sailormoon: *Walks on to the set and steps over Brock and James* Hi everyone why are there 2 gay guys making out on your set?
Kaiba: I knew we should have gotten rid of them.
NC: No I have to keep myself entertained.
Kaiba: Then play with yourself or some thing!
DMG: Dame Desu!
Malik: Let’s just ask the questions already.
Sailormoon: Who wants to know anything?
DMG: Malik ask a question.
Malik: Ok sailormoon.. Do you think DMG should make out with me?
DMG: Malik!
Sailormoon: That’s up to her not me.
DMG: Malik I’ll end the show now ok?
NC: Why? Just because Malik can’t keep his mind out of his pants?
DMG: NC you say that as if I’m a slut or something!
WC: NC DMG is not a slut that would be GN’s title.
DMG: I’m bored so I wanna end the show!
Malik: I want her to end the show!
WC: Ok the show is over Our guest next week shall be the outlaw star gang!
NC: Oh can we be here next week I want to meet Fred!
Malik: Ok the Show is over come on DMG *He grabs DMG by the arm and drags her away to the back room*
NC: I don’t wanna even know well see you guys next week!
WC: and don’t forget to email DMG and tell her what you think or to request an Anime guest or to ask to be a guest on our show the phone number fo tickets is..
NC: We don’t have a phone number.
Email me thoughts and ideas please and also tell me what you think!