Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Bishonen Talk Show ❯ The Bishonen Talk Show does a Jerry Springer rip off ( Chapter 3 )
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By: KChan - DMG 
GN's idea to do something Jerry Springer like. not one of my best shows.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 851 | Visits: 148 | Status: Completed
GN's idea to do something Jerry Springer like. not one of my best shows.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 851 | Visits: 148 | Status: Completed
The Bishonen Talk Show!
Get your hands off my man.
GN: Now this title is a little better.
WC: Your only happy because Ybakura wants to be your boyfriend.
NC: Ybakura say the disclaimer!
Ybakura: DMG or any of the other girls do not claim Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway and even though they wish they did it shall never happen.
The set has changed a little to look like the Jerry Springer set with minor differences.
DMG: *runs out* Hello everyone today on the Bishonen talk show we shall have a theme it is “Get your hands off my man”
Malik: *comes up behind her* What are you Jerry Springer or something now?
DMG: It was GN’s idea.
Bakura: How did GN get out set like this?
GN: Magic!
NC: Or the power of her servants.
WC: She only paid them a quarter for the overnight work.
DMG: Really…. Isn’t there a labor law that says you have to pay them at least 5 dollars?
Ybakura: Not anymore I deleted it.
Malik: We gotta start the show because the guests are getting rambunctious.
GN: Alright well our first guests on the show are from Outlaw Star. Meet Fred Luo!
Fred: *walks onto the set and sits down* hi DMG, NC, WC, & GN.
WC: Fred is here to tell Melfina to give up on Gene.
NC: Well let’s bring out Gene Starwind!
Gene: *Walks out on set and Fred gets up and gives him a kiss on the lips* Umm… hi Fred.
GN: Aww how Kawaii! OK back on track.
Malik: Gene Fred is here to tell you he loves you and to tell your girlfriend Melfina to back off.
Gene: Melfina? My girlfriend? I have many girlfriends.
Ybakura: Let’s bring out Melfina.
Melfina: *runs out and tries to kill Fred* You B****.
Fred: F*** you.
DMG: No cussing this isn’t Jerry Springer!
Melfina and Fred: Sorry DMG.
Ymalik: Melfina what do you think of this?
Melfina: I’m not surprised if Gene wants to be with Fred. It doesn’t matter I’ve been cheating on him with Harry anyways!
Crowd: DMG! GN! NC! WC! *Chanting*
GN: Well lets bring Hottie...I mean Harry out.
Harry: *runs out* Sorry Mel it’s over I love Gene.
Gene: *Kisses Harry* Sorry Mel and Fred but I love Harry.
Fred: You little slut well I still have Jim.
WC: Lets bring out Jim.
Jim: *runs out he kicks Gene where the sun don’t shine then goes to Fred and they kiss*
Malik: DMG this show is getting scary.. What’s next is Melfina going to say she has been cheating on Gene and Harry with Ashia?
Melfina: Correct Malik I have.
NC: Well let’s bring out Ashia!
Ashia: *Runs out over to Melfina and they start making out*
DMG: Ok I guess everyone has someone new so problem solved.
GN: Our next guest is Wufei he is here to tell Trieze it’s over and he is going back to his wife.
Wufei: *Walks on to the set* Hi you guys hey did you get a new audience?
WC: Ya the one we had before left and we started selling tickets.
NC: Did anyone notice that in the outlaw star group Suzuka didn’t fit in anywhere?
DMG: she’s in the audience *points the Suzuka who is drinking tea*
GN: Well ok it might have gotten very bloody with her around.
Wufei: Ummm…. Can we get back to me?
Malik: Ok Wufei why do you want to go back to your wife?
Wufei: Because I realized I loved her again after saving earth in Nataku.
WC: I think you should go solo Wufei.
DMG: What ever lets bring out Trieze.
NC: Our walls aren’t sound proof and Trieze left a few minutes ago.
DMG: Oh man those were our only guests… oh well. Hey GN.
GN: YA?
DMG: Remind me to never do another show like this it’s kinda pathetic.
WC: Ya so let’s end it and tell them about next week.
NC: Next week we will interview… Inu-Yasha? Who’s that?
DMG: I’ll fill you in… We will also have a guest author whose name is CJ.
GN: That’s it for our show this week thank you Anime gods.
DMG: Don’t forget to leave reviews I like it when other people like my work because then I know what you the people want.
GN: then our stories will get better and better. Sorry this one was so short it will be better next week.
WC: See you all next week or chapter which ever.
NC: JA MATTA!!
Get your hands off my man.
GN: Now this title is a little better.
WC: Your only happy because Ybakura wants to be your boyfriend.
NC: Ybakura say the disclaimer!
Ybakura: DMG or any of the other girls do not claim Yu-Gi-Oh in anyway and even though they wish they did it shall never happen.
The set has changed a little to look like the Jerry Springer set with minor differences.
DMG: *runs out* Hello everyone today on the Bishonen talk show we shall have a theme it is “Get your hands off my man”
Malik: *comes up behind her* What are you Jerry Springer or something now?
DMG: It was GN’s idea.
Bakura: How did GN get out set like this?
GN: Magic!
NC: Or the power of her servants.
WC: She only paid them a quarter for the overnight work.
DMG: Really…. Isn’t there a labor law that says you have to pay them at least 5 dollars?
Ybakura: Not anymore I deleted it.
Malik: We gotta start the show because the guests are getting rambunctious.
GN: Alright well our first guests on the show are from Outlaw Star. Meet Fred Luo!
Fred: *walks onto the set and sits down* hi DMG, NC, WC, & GN.
WC: Fred is here to tell Melfina to give up on Gene.
NC: Well let’s bring out Gene Starwind!
Gene: *Walks out on set and Fred gets up and gives him a kiss on the lips* Umm… hi Fred.
GN: Aww how Kawaii! OK back on track.
Malik: Gene Fred is here to tell you he loves you and to tell your girlfriend Melfina to back off.
Gene: Melfina? My girlfriend? I have many girlfriends.
Ybakura: Let’s bring out Melfina.
Melfina: *runs out and tries to kill Fred* You B****.
Fred: F*** you.
DMG: No cussing this isn’t Jerry Springer!
Melfina and Fred: Sorry DMG.
Ymalik: Melfina what do you think of this?
Melfina: I’m not surprised if Gene wants to be with Fred. It doesn’t matter I’ve been cheating on him with Harry anyways!
Crowd: DMG! GN! NC! WC! *Chanting*
GN: Well lets bring Hottie...I mean Harry out.
Harry: *runs out* Sorry Mel it’s over I love Gene.
Gene: *Kisses Harry* Sorry Mel and Fred but I love Harry.
Fred: You little slut well I still have Jim.
WC: Lets bring out Jim.
Jim: *runs out he kicks Gene where the sun don’t shine then goes to Fred and they kiss*
Malik: DMG this show is getting scary.. What’s next is Melfina going to say she has been cheating on Gene and Harry with Ashia?
Melfina: Correct Malik I have.
NC: Well let’s bring out Ashia!
Ashia: *Runs out over to Melfina and they start making out*
DMG: Ok I guess everyone has someone new so problem solved.
GN: Our next guest is Wufei he is here to tell Trieze it’s over and he is going back to his wife.
Wufei: *Walks on to the set* Hi you guys hey did you get a new audience?
WC: Ya the one we had before left and we started selling tickets.
NC: Did anyone notice that in the outlaw star group Suzuka didn’t fit in anywhere?
DMG: she’s in the audience *points the Suzuka who is drinking tea*
GN: Well ok it might have gotten very bloody with her around.
Wufei: Ummm…. Can we get back to me?
Malik: Ok Wufei why do you want to go back to your wife?
Wufei: Because I realized I loved her again after saving earth in Nataku.
WC: I think you should go solo Wufei.
DMG: What ever lets bring out Trieze.
NC: Our walls aren’t sound proof and Trieze left a few minutes ago.
DMG: Oh man those were our only guests… oh well. Hey GN.
GN: YA?
DMG: Remind me to never do another show like this it’s kinda pathetic.
WC: Ya so let’s end it and tell them about next week.
NC: Next week we will interview… Inu-Yasha? Who’s that?
DMG: I’ll fill you in… We will also have a guest author whose name is CJ.
GN: That’s it for our show this week thank you Anime gods.
DMG: Don’t forget to leave reviews I like it when other people like my work because then I know what you the people want.
GN: then our stories will get better and better. Sorry this one was so short it will be better next week.
WC: See you all next week or chapter which ever.
NC: JA MATTA!!