Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Bishonen Talk Show ❯ InuYasha's interview and Kain's first appearence ( Chapter 4 )
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By: KChan - DMG 
ok now the title is becoming self explaining
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 834 | Visits: 172 | Status: Completed
ok now the title is becoming self explaining
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 834 | Visits: 172 | Status: Completed
The Bishonen Talk Show
GN: The title bites.
NC: You hate it now because Ybakura dumped you.
WC: Why did he dump her?
DMG: When was he going out with her?
Ybakura: The disclaimer is that these girls do not claim Yu-Gi-oh in any way shape or form.
Kain: I’m not a Girl!
DMG: Ybakura Kain isn’t gay.
GN: Unlike you, you Gay Onna!
Malik: We gotta start the show!
GN: *running out onto the set* Hello everyone and welcome to the bish…*she trips and falls* Ita!!
DMG: *standing behind GN* Welcome to the bishonen talk show. I am so happy I have gotten good reviews I got one bad one but who cares.
NC: Our guest this week is Inu-Yasha! And the Writer CJ is also here.
CJ: *Walks out Dragging Inu-Yasha behind her* I’m glad to be here and so is Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha: Feh. I don’t want to be here you dragged me here.
DMG: Do you have a point?
GN: Ok lets ask some questions
Kain: *looks at a paper that was handed to him by DMG* Ummm... Inu-Yasha? Why the heck do you have cat ears you’re a dog hanyou!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!
Kain: A Dog?
Inu-Yasha: I AM NOT A DOG IF THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK I’M LEAVING!!!!!!!!!
DMG: Oh no you don’t just answer the question!
Malik: This is boring he has an attitude problem.
GN: Inu-Yasha don’t make us get Kagome!
NC: *Whispers to GN* Who is Kagome?
GN: *whispers* I don’t know DMG said she would tell us later.
NC: *whispers* She said we would like it because it’s made by the creator of Ranma ½.
Kain: *Whispers* Guys DMG is glaring at you.
All three: *Sweat drop* Ummm… Gomen DMG-san.
DMG: Inu-Yasha answer Kain’s question.
Inu-Yasha: I don’t know ask the person who designed me they would know better than me.
GN: Who asks the next question?
NC: Ymalik does and remember keep it rated PG-13.
Ymalik: HEY!!! O well. Inu-Yasha how did you put up with the perverted priest?
Inu-Yasha: He stayed out of my way I didn’t bother him.
Malik: Yes you still did.
Inu-Yasha: Shut up.
Kain: I wonder if that priest guy will share his porn.
GN: You are such a perv. Kain
Kain: You’re just jealous because I’m not looking at you.
GN: Shut up you jerk *hits Kain with giant paper fan*
DMG: Stop it. You guys you can do that later.
NC: DMG why is your cousin here?
DMG: Because GN wanted to see him again.
GN: ^_^ hehe.
WC: NATAKU MY EYES!
Kain: O.o why did she say that?
WC: Say what?
Trowa: You said “NATAKU MY EYES!”
WC: oh umm… I don’t know.
Inu-Yasha: Do you guys have any more questions?
GN: Why did the writer make you choose between Kikyo and Kagome?
Inu-Yasha: There had to be some kind conflict in the story and that was one of them.
Ybakura: Poor Inu-Yasha I know how it feels to have to choose between girls.
Kain: This is gay I’m going to go watch Resident Evil.
WC: Your going to go to pay to watch a movie?
Kain: No I have it on my compu…. I mean ya.
DMG: Don’t forget I want Lord of the Rings.
GN: Legolas MmMm…
NC: Don’t you have a boyfriend?
GN: What’s your point he’s hot.
WC: That means he counts as a bishonen.
Inu-Yasha: Hey you guys are supposed to pay attention to me!
DMG: This always happens.
Malik: What?
DMG: We start talking about something in the middle of the show.
GN: And yet nobody cares.
Bakura: The show is over then?
DMG: Yes the show is over.
Kaiba: Then someone turn off the camera.
Ymalik: Fine *goes to turn off the camera*
GN: Wait we have to tell them who the next guest is.
Kain: Fine our next guest is Ranma. Damn can I be here?
DMG: Sure what ever. Just don’t bring cold water or any cats.
Ymalik: Can I turn off the camera now?
DMG: Sure.
Kain WOOF!
GN: PUPPY! ^_^
DMG: See you next week or when ever.
WC: Don’t forget to review DMG’s stories she loves good comments.
DMG: Thanks for reading
Kain: I wanna go look up porn now.
DMG: Sure.
Kain: Hell ya.
GN: The title bites.
NC: You hate it now because Ybakura dumped you.
WC: Why did he dump her?
DMG: When was he going out with her?
Ybakura: The disclaimer is that these girls do not claim Yu-Gi-oh in any way shape or form.
Kain: I’m not a Girl!
DMG: Ybakura Kain isn’t gay.
GN: Unlike you, you Gay Onna!
Malik: We gotta start the show!
GN: *running out onto the set* Hello everyone and welcome to the bish…*she trips and falls* Ita!!
DMG: *standing behind GN* Welcome to the bishonen talk show. I am so happy I have gotten good reviews I got one bad one but who cares.
NC: Our guest this week is Inu-Yasha! And the Writer CJ is also here.
CJ: *Walks out Dragging Inu-Yasha behind her* I’m glad to be here and so is Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha: Feh. I don’t want to be here you dragged me here.
DMG: Do you have a point?
GN: Ok lets ask some questions
Kain: *looks at a paper that was handed to him by DMG* Ummm... Inu-Yasha? Why the heck do you have cat ears you’re a dog hanyou!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!
Kain: A Dog?
Inu-Yasha: I AM NOT A DOG IF THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK I’M LEAVING!!!!!!!!!
DMG: Oh no you don’t just answer the question!
Malik: This is boring he has an attitude problem.
GN: Inu-Yasha don’t make us get Kagome!
NC: *Whispers to GN* Who is Kagome?
GN: *whispers* I don’t know DMG said she would tell us later.
NC: *whispers* She said we would like it because it’s made by the creator of Ranma ½.
Kain: *Whispers* Guys DMG is glaring at you.
All three: *Sweat drop* Ummm… Gomen DMG-san.
DMG: Inu-Yasha answer Kain’s question.
Inu-Yasha: I don’t know ask the person who designed me they would know better than me.
GN: Who asks the next question?
NC: Ymalik does and remember keep it rated PG-13.
Ymalik: HEY!!! O well. Inu-Yasha how did you put up with the perverted priest?
Inu-Yasha: He stayed out of my way I didn’t bother him.
Malik: Yes you still did.
Inu-Yasha: Shut up.
Kain: I wonder if that priest guy will share his porn.
GN: You are such a perv. Kain
Kain: You’re just jealous because I’m not looking at you.
GN: Shut up you jerk *hits Kain with giant paper fan*
DMG: Stop it. You guys you can do that later.
NC: DMG why is your cousin here?
DMG: Because GN wanted to see him again.
GN: ^_^ hehe.
WC: NATAKU MY EYES!
Kain: O.o why did she say that?
WC: Say what?
Trowa: You said “NATAKU MY EYES!”
WC: oh umm… I don’t know.
Inu-Yasha: Do you guys have any more questions?
GN: Why did the writer make you choose between Kikyo and Kagome?
Inu-Yasha: There had to be some kind conflict in the story and that was one of them.
Ybakura: Poor Inu-Yasha I know how it feels to have to choose between girls.
Kain: This is gay I’m going to go watch Resident Evil.
WC: Your going to go to pay to watch a movie?
Kain: No I have it on my compu…. I mean ya.
DMG: Don’t forget I want Lord of the Rings.
GN: Legolas MmMm…
NC: Don’t you have a boyfriend?
GN: What’s your point he’s hot.
WC: That means he counts as a bishonen.
Inu-Yasha: Hey you guys are supposed to pay attention to me!
DMG: This always happens.
Malik: What?
DMG: We start talking about something in the middle of the show.
GN: And yet nobody cares.
Bakura: The show is over then?
DMG: Yes the show is over.
Kaiba: Then someone turn off the camera.
Ymalik: Fine *goes to turn off the camera*
GN: Wait we have to tell them who the next guest is.
Kain: Fine our next guest is Ranma. Damn can I be here?
DMG: Sure what ever. Just don’t bring cold water or any cats.
Ymalik: Can I turn off the camera now?
DMG: Sure.
Kain WOOF!
GN: PUPPY! ^_^
DMG: See you next week or when ever.
WC: Don’t forget to review DMG’s stories she loves good comments.
DMG: Thanks for reading
Kain: I wanna go look up porn now.
DMG: Sure.
Kain: Hell ya.