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[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Warning, the following is why this story is rated PG-13:
This story contains swearing, fighting with swords, fighting with guns, explosions, some
gore, kids fighting with swords and guns and explosions, and other things that may warrant
this an R rating, but rated PG-13 out of spite. Or rather, because only a bit of the story
has such violent stuff, so I'm just taking an average on how the story is, here.

Chapters are arranged as such for those just beginning this story:
- Intro/Recap of last episode
- Story
- Preview of next chapter, because all anime has them.
Both the recap and preview are written in script format because it wouldn't work in normal
format.

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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By SSJ Heero (Remastered! AGAIN!)
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--- Intro ---

"All SSJ, Amiko, and Trunks Maxwell (henceforth referred to as TM) wanted was a normal
life...", so read a narrator from his very, very thick script. Upon finally realizing how
massive the script was, he skimmed the pages, looking at page after page. "Well maybe not,
but they wanted peace..." He turned further, skimming more. "Oh wait, they didn't..."

BANG! The narrator fell down dead and SSJ Heero was seen with a smoking gun over in the
corner. Meet the author of the fic, with an ego almost as big as the Earth. In typical
author fashion, after blowing the smoke away from his pistol, explained his story. "Okay,
here's the story... Our little group didn't want much trouble. We wanted to do what we
wanted and go on. But after a strange turn of events, we are caught in a battle to save the
universe."

Out of nowhere, Amiko popped into the scene, quite cheerful and full of energy. "Yep!" she
affirmed. "That's true!"

SSJ, still on screen in the background, grabbed his head in confusion, eyes bulging, as he
yelled, "BUT WE'RE ONLY 14 YEAR OLDS! HOW CAN WE SAVE THE WORLD?!"

Amiko turned to SSJ, waving a hand trying to calm him down. "Calm down SSJ... Any way this
story starts from the beginning so let it start-"

"Shut up! The story is starting now!" She was interrupted by a third character, TM, who
sat in his chair with popcorn, staring at the giant IMAX screen before him. Beside him was
a giant pile of food and water, something he'd need in order to sit through the entire
story. Thus begins the hilarious, epic tale known as GINGA GIRI GIRI...

---- Chapter 1: The World Beyond Space ----

In a certain school of a certain city of a certain state of a certain United States, SSJ
Heero was a boy with short black hair and dark brown eyes. His hair was split in the middle
and combed in opposite directions, swaying in the wind as he walked through his school.
Next to him walked his friend, Amiko. She had long brown hair, combed downward and away
from her face, sparkling green eyes, and was shorter than SSJ by a few inches. They walked
past a crowd of classmates, and into the shade of the roofed walkway the school pleasantly
provided. SSJ sighed, staring at the ground as he muttered, "Well it's another day of
school, right Amiko-chan?"

Amiko-chan was shown intently reading her manga of X/1999, muttering swears while reading
it. "Stupid Kotori.. She CAN'T HAVE MY KAMUI-KUN!"

Everyone in at least a mile heard it, and in showing this fiction is based on anime,
everyone sweatdropped. SSJ had a sweatdrop growing as big as the back of his head. He
whispered to Amiko, still reading her book despite the cock-eyed students staring at her,
"Ey, Amiko... You DO remember we are in school, right?"

She suddenly turned away from the book. "Nani? Watcha say? Gomen, I was- uh- intently
reading my manga..."

"No, really... Well, maybe you should suppress your obsession once in awhile-"

Amiko's ears picked up the word. Something suddenly clicked in her. Amiko immediately
turned red and had an aggravation vein all over her forehead, not unlike those in Tenchi
Muyo. "Oh man," SSJ could mutter to himself before Amiko began.

"SHUT UP! THIS IS *NOT* AN OBSESSION! BESIDES, WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHOWING PRAISE TO
KAMUI-KUN?! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?!"

SSJ made no eye contact as he shrugged his shoulders and sarcastically replied, "I call
that an obsession-" SSJ had a lump on his head for that.

"Okay, so maybe I am obsessed," she admitted after pulling her arm away from SSJ's head.
"But if you try to come between me and Kamui..." She seemed to motion for thrusting a knife
in his belly.

SSJ sweatdropped. "Uh... Right..." So then they continued to class.

Now, the corridors in that school were not very wide. Many people were out and about,
making it one of the most unpleasant places ever. It was not unexpected that a large teen
crashed into SSJ. "Ack!" was all he yelled as he lost balance.

SSJ caught onto Amiko to keep from falling. It also wasn't unexpected that SSJ would get
angry at trivial things. He turned towards the teen, who was sprawled on the ground. Being
quite the considerate gentleman, he yelled, "DAMN IT! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING, STUPID
BASTARD!"

The teen got up from the ground and glared at SSJ, raising a threatening fist. "You should
get out of MY way, you scrawny, bastard!"

"Maybe YOU should-" SSJ began to yell before Amiko pushed SSJ out of the way and into a
wall. He muttered in pain was Amiko bowed with apology.

"He's sorry for bumping into you."

SSJ peeled himself from the wall and turned towards Amiko, who was stern and serious.
"Let's just get to class," said Amiko as she stepped away.

SSJ took one last glare at the teen before stepping after her. He grunted in anger, "Tch!"
So SSJ and Amiko continued towards their next class together. The teen just glared at SSJ,
and continued on to his own class, never to be mentioned again in the next million chapters.

***

Soon enough, it was lunch time at the certain school of the certain city, et cetera. Half
the school was spread across a line of benches in the back of the school, with SSJ and
Amiko sitting across from each other. They were all eating the same whatever-the-hell-they-
call-it that the cafeteria served, which the author thinks knocked off some years of their
lives.

SSJ could only complain about school. They were in the second month of their eighth grade,
and already, he wasn't liking it. He took a bite from his sandwich as he spoke, "Man,
school sucks this year."

Amiko swallowed her own food and replied without looking up at him, "Uh huh." She was too
distracted with reading her X manga again.

She could barely be heard with all the noise the classmates around them were making. The
arrival of their friend, however, was not as quiet. From the crowd appeared a boy about the
same height as Amiko. He had short light brown hair, combed back and away from his face.
His aqua colored eyes shone along with a grin. He greeted them almost as loud as humanly
possible, "I thought I'd find you two *newlyweds* here!"

SSJ looked up at his friend. 'Man,' he thought, 'TM never was a quiet guy.' He then glanced
at Amiko, sighing as he knew what to expect. "Oh no..." SSJ glanced at Amiko who quickly
turned red- though not from embarrassment- and showed another aggravation vein. The
telltale sign of anger was when she put down her book.

"SHUT UP, DAMN IT! WE ARE NOT NEWLYWEDS AND AREN'T EVEN GOING OUT! SO JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP
AND USE THAT LUMP THREE FEET ABOVE YOUR ASS!" It echoed throughout the area, causing
everyone in earshot, again, to sweatdrop.

TM was thoroughly confused with that. "Wait, what? I don't have a lump three- Oh... You
mean my head."

SSJ and Amiko, with another anime standard, facefaulted then and there. After a few
seconds, they were back up and Amiko was busy calming herself down by counting in her
native language. "Ichi... Ni... San... Yon..."

"So what's up?" SSJ asked as he continued munching on his sandwich.

"I finally defeated Sephiroth! YES!" TM announced with pride. 'I have got him beaten now!'
TM thought as he stood proud and tall over them. SSJ and Amiko just stared blankly at TM.
They blinked and a silence fell.

Amiko announced the news with narrow eyes. "Final Fantasy VII was released three years ago."

"So what?!" TM yelled, hardly caring about the little thing called reality. "I finally beat
him!"

SSJ had a frown on his face. "...Is there anything else you need to speak of?"

TM's smile disappeared as he looked at SSJ's sudden serious disposition. "You don't have to
be all serious all the time," TM explained while scratching his head.

"I'm not. You're just annoying someti-"

A voice then called from behind TM, "Hey!" SSJ and Amiko shifted to see behind TM, where
the voice came from. TM turned around, and there was a young girl, shorter than Amiko with
jet black hair and dark brown eyes.

"Hey, Cindy," all three greeted their friend.

Cindy took a seat on a cold metal bench and greeted them back. "What's up?"

SSJ sighed with narrow eyes. "Life's boring, as usual."

"Nothing ever happens, dolt," Amiko kindly quipped at SSJ. "Our city is too small for
anything to happen."

"I beat Sephiroth!" TM announced with pride to the girl.

Cindy blinked. She, too, had beaten Sephiroth a long ways back. "...Yeah. Okay."

"And you, Cindy?" Amiko asked.

Cindy, too, sighed and muttered to the three, "Teachers are getting annoying as hell."

"They've been annoying," pointed out TM. He proceeded to pull out his school-provided lunch.

"Yeah, but not THIS annoying!" She began. She grabbed her head in frustration and yelled,
"Those damn teachers are getting on my nerves!"

"You're not alone," SSJ agreed as he took the last bite of his sandwich and swallowed it.
He then picked up his school-provided tray and tossed it into a nearby bin. He turned to
the others, "I don't know about you people, but I'm gonna wander."

"Whatever," was all Amiko said as she continued her meal while starting again on her X
manga. TM was too busy praising himself and Cindy too busy bitching to care. SSJ walked
away, with his hands in his pocket. SSJ wandered out onto the concrete walkways of the
school, shaded from the sun.

School was too boring, too mundane now. 'I wish this wasn't as routine and boring,' he
thought as he glanced down the hallway. Something caught his eye. "What the Hell?" he asked
himself as he saw what it was.

Down across the hallway, he saw the air seeming to rip open, and close, open again, and
close, showing an aura of many colors during the moments of being open. It was one of the
most brilliant things he ever saw in his life. He didn't know what it was or why it was
there, but SSJ approached the space where it happened. It was now gone, but he reached out
a hand at where it had been. Nothing happened. He stood there, awestruck.

"...Weird."

And so SSJ turned away and left the area.

***

The day passed with little more event. Day turned to night, night into a quite foggy
morning as SSJ walked to school. 'Another day, another trip to school,' he thought as he
had his backpack flung over his shoulder. He made his way through a thick mist, waving it
away as he could barely see in front of him. "Stupid fog. Why the Hell is it this thick?!"
It was like a game of Silent Hill.

SSJ eventually made it to the brick building of his class in his certain school, blah blah
blah, you know the drill. He pulled open the door, and entered the room filled with light.
The teacher of the class stood at the front of the class, as usual, with all the students
about chattering in the morning. Amiko was sitting the desk farthest from the door.

SSJ moved there and sat across from her. "What's with this fog?"

"Dunno," she replied, still reading her X manga. "It just came."

There was a shrill scream of the bells throughout the school. Upon the ending of the
annoying sound, the teacher began yelling. "Okay, settle down. I'll call role-"

But then the door flew open wide, interrupting the flow of the classroom. Everyone turned
as TM ran into the class. He wasn't even in that class, the teacher noted, and he began,
"Excuse me. You're in the wrong cl-"

Again he was interrupted. "Something's happening outside! Up in the sky!" That was all he
said before he ran back outside. Everyone exchanged glances, and then the swarm of students
ran outside to follow TM. Amiko and SSJ followed as well.

"What was he talking about?!" said the teacher as he followed SSJ and Amiko. The
two looked at each other and shrugged. They reached TM when he was at the center of the
school's grassy quad. He pointed towards the sky. The other students peered up at the sky,
not knowing what to expect. What could possibly be seen in this fog?

But then they saw the most brilliant light show ever. Even in the thick fog, the sky lit up
with lights. Reds and blues and yellows and purples ran along the sky. No, it wasn't the
aurora borealis, for they were nowhere near the north pole. And clearly in the fog, the
sky seemed to rip open. SSJ stared with awe and his mouth open. It was the same as
yesterday. "What the..."

Suddenly, the wind violently shifted. A current was directed into the hole in the sky. SSJ
covered his face with both arms as sand was thrown throughout the area from the winds.
Amiko ducked and covered the back of her neck screaming with surprise. The other students
did the same. Wind was everywhere, violently shaking the trees. No one knew what would
happen next.

Then, TM was caught in the wind. He was dragged up in the wind, towards the hole. SSJ
looked up at his friend in surprise. "Damn it!" he swore as he saw TM pulled away.

But then, SSJ was caught as well, thrown up into the sky. Amiko looked up, and just then
the winds shifted once more, throwing her up and past SSJ. She yelled, "What's going on?!"
as the three hurtled towards the lights. They entered the hole, no longer with colors all
around, but with flashes of blue and black and white. The shock as too much. Everything
went black as they sped even faster.

***

It was hot. Vultures called throughout the area. They flew in the sky in circles, finding
their targets. Three kids sprawled on the desert floor. One of them shook, and the vultures
knew their chance had passed. They dispersed as SSJ pushed himself off the ground and
looked around.

"Where..." he began, taking a look around. They didn't live in a desert, or near one this
dry. "Where the hell am I?"

He sat up and looked around. All he saw was rough, bare ground stretching in all
directions. He looked to his left and saw Amiko and TM sprawled on the desert floor as
well. He got to his feet and continued looking around. "Where are we?!" he yelled with
panic.

The yelling woke TM from his slumber. TM felt the burning sensation of the hot ground as he
was pulled from his rest. He shoved himself upright and looked about, rubbing his forehead
as he sat up. "Ouch..." He muttered as he opened his looked around. "Is... This a dream?"

"It could be..." SSJ muttered. He turned around and looked at TM, who stood up with SSJ.
"You could just be part of my dream and not actually the real TM..."

Silence... Then TM punched SSJ right between the eyes. SSJ yelled in pain as TM spoke, "You
felt that, huh?" But TM frowned. SSJ wasn't one for those whacked out theories.

SSJ just rubbed between his eyes and glared at TM. "Bastard."

"So this isn't a dream," said another voice

TM and SSJ were caught by surprise at Amiko, who they didn't notice was awake.

"You're awake, too, huh?" said SSJ.

"Yeah."

Amiko stood and looked around at the desert. It was quite unsettling how they were alone
there. "Where is everybody? Where are we?"

TM scratched the back of his head, murmuring, "Beats me..." TM glanced to his right, and
something caught his eye. "Hey," he pointed out. "Look at that."

The other two peered towards the horizon. From the distance, a small van was visible,
rumbling towards them. The van got closer, and slowed to a stop in front of the three. The
driver window slid down to reveal a slightly middle-aged man sitting there with a
inquisitive face. "Well, what are you kids doing here?"

SSJ, TM, and Amiko looked at each other.

"We're kind of lost," explained Amiko. "We don't know how we got here..."

The man stared at Amiko. That is very strange, indeed. "Is that so, little lady?"

TM spoke with rudeness, "Where's the nearest city?" Amiko would have chastised him, but
when you're in the middle of the desert, manners don't seem to be on your mind.

The man looked towards direction he was driving, scratching his chin as he explained.
"Well, the Earthsphere Unified Nations Headquarters is surrounded by a city... It's
like twenty miles away. That's where I'm headed. I could take you if you wish."

Something clicked in SSJ. "...Earthsphere Unified Nations?" he muttered with surprise.
Amiko, SSJ, and TM exchanged glances again. They huddled together before the man, who
wondered what happened..

"That sounds familiar," TM commented.

"Gundam W: Endless Waltz," explained SSJ.

"Probably coincidental," Amiko wondered.

"Should we take it?" TM asked.

"Do we have a choice?" pointed out SSJ.

Amiko glared at SSJ. "You want to ride with some random guy we've never met?!"

SSJ satirically replied, "You want to die of dehydration in the lonely desert?"

There was a silence. Amiko sighed and snapped. "Damn."

TM turned towards driver, and nodded. "Sure. We'll take it."

"Get in the back," he told them. SSJ, Amiko, and TM stepped there and opened the back door,
looking inside the van. The van was nearly empty, if not for a single cardboard box in the
corner away from the door.

"Well, it's better than nothing, I guess," said Amiko.

"And I'd rather not die before I find out where we are," SSJ thought aloud.

The three then climbed on board the van and closed the back doors. The van started lurching
forward to the east, towards the sun.

***

Less than an hour later, the van arrived in a city full of people. Other cars passed the
van as it parks beside the sidewalk. The driver turned back. "You can get off, now."

At this, SSJ, TM, and Amiko opened the back doors and leapt off the van. They closed the
door and stepped up to the driver side door as the cars passed on the other side. "Thanks,"
said Amiko as she bowed.

The man smiled. "Anything for a cute little lady like you," said he with a wink.

Amiko twitched. She shot a disgusted glance at the guy as he eye twitched. "Eh..."

SSJ, too, had his eye twitching in disgust. "She's 14 years old... You're... What, 40?!"

The man simply smiled before rolling him his window. "43." The man started his car and
drove away then. The van soon disappeared in the crowd of cars ahead. The three stood in
silence and just stared.

TM, being the nice guy, nudged Amiko with his elbow. He grinned as he toyed with her, "Way
to go, Ami-"

Suddenly, TM was tossed into the air and crashed in to SSJ. Amiko was in a stance with both
arms hanging down, breathing heavily after tossing TM. TM and SSJ lay unconscious on the
ground.

Amiko looked down, and saw SSJ sprawled on the ground as well. "Whoops! Sorry, SSJ!" she
apologized with her hands clapped together in front of her.

SSJ regained senses then. "Ack... It's okay... Sorta." He simply shoved TM off and stood up.

Amiko calmed herself then, looking at the city. "Okay, what are we gonna do?" SSJ sighed at
that. That was a good question, for now they still were lost with no explanation on how
they got there. It felt like a terrible anime.

With no purpose and no path, the obligatory plot device needs to be used here. Gunfire
exploded over the distance. The two turned their heads and looked behind to see giant
explosions rip through the sky. A giant machine, the Wing Zero, was seen firing shots
towards enemy mobile suits. The Wing Zero flew over the city throwing a current onto the
city, which blew around the three.

"The Hell?!" SSJ yelled as his hair flew all around.

Amiko held her hair down with her hand as she thought to herself. 'That's really strange...'

TM regained consciousness then and rolled over onto his front. He pushed off the ground and
looked towards the crew, and seeing the Wing Zero in the distance. He couldn't think much
of it then, though, as SSJ started running after the mecha.

"Hey! What the Heck are you doing?!" yelled Amiko.

"I've got to see what the Hell this is all about!"

Amiko was silent, but then began running after SSJ. "Damn!" she swore.

TM, upon seeing SSJ and Amiko dash on without him, sighed, "Darn..."

So he got up on his feet and followed through the surprised crowd.

***

The three continued running, but the Wing Zero has been lost in the tangle of tall towers.
They panted, exhausted from running through the city. And now it was all for naught as the
machine that could have explained where they were was gone. Yet they still ran.

"We've been running for a while," TM pointed out the obvious.

SSJ looked around the area as he shoved through the crowds. "This place looks familiar..."
He trailed off, looking around.

Amiko peered about as well. She suddenly had a realization. "This looks like a page out
of..." From out of nowhere, she pulled out a manga and looked through the pages. "Gundam W."

"What?!" SSJ yelled in surprise.

"The Hell?" TM continued. Where the Hell did she just get that manga, and with that, how
could this be like a manga?!

Amiko ignored the two and showed the pages. "Yeah, in this panel Gundam Wing, we can
clearly see Heero standing right there." She pointed to it as SSJ looked closely at it,
examining his surroundings.

"Oh damn, It is-" he said as he dashed along, until he was rudely interrupted. He crashed
into a pole. Amiko and TM stopped ahead of him and turned around to see why SSJ stopped.
They saw SSJ, face connected to a metal pole. They couldn't help but laugh as SSJ fell
backwards. Some of the people about them stopped in their tracks and looked at the pitiful
SSJ.

SSJ rubbed his cheek as he glared at his insensitive friends. "You guys suck."

"HOW STUPID- HAHA- DO YOU HAVE TO BE- BWAHAHAHA- TO RUN INTO A POLE?! HAHAH!" So TM laughed.

"AND YOU SAY TM'S STUPID?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amiko kindly pointed.

Still, SSJ stood up, still rubbing his cheek in pain. "Come on!" was all he yelled before
the continued laughing.

"HAHA... Hehe... Heh..." TM continued, calming himself as he noticed SSJ was gone. "Hey,
wait! SSJ's running, again!"

"HEEHEE... Haha... Hah..." Amiko, too, slowly calmed herself before realizing SSJ was gone.
"Oh yeah. Damn!"

The two ran after SSJ, and soon, they caught up and continued running through the city. The
city seemed to get darker as the sun settled down behind the tall buildings, casting a
large shadow on the three. The sky turned a shade of orange and eventually, the three
realized something...

SSJ skidded to a stop. "HEY! Where're all the people?!"

"Huh?!" TM muttered as he, too, stopped and looked around. The streets were empty. "Yeah!
Where are they?!"

"The Heck?!" Amiko yelled. The three were the only ones in the street. "They're gone!"

The three looked around. The streets were quite, except for a drumming sound in the
distance. Gunfire was suddenly heard above, and several mobile suit bits fell from the sky.
The three managed to barely dodge the giant metal bits without a scratch.

"Well," Amiko spoke. "No use in getting injured this early in the game."

Silence spread across the area, but a sound was heard in the distance... They couldn't put
their fingers on what was happening. That was, until they noticed a large shadow on the
ground. The trio looked up at the sky and saw the Wing Zero falling down from above.

Amiko screamed, "DAMN!"

SSJ yelled, "CRAP!"

TM exclaimed, "BANANA!"

Amiko and SSJ paused and shot a glance at TM. "I haven't said anything worthwhile
throughout most of the chapter," he explained.

Amiko and SSJ sweatdropped, but the three get scrambled out of the way in time for the Wing
Zero to crash into nothing but the street. Rubble and asphalt was violently thrown away
from the crashed mecha. The center of the mecha ripped open, and a metal plate flew away.
From the gundam emerged a lone boy by the name of Heero Yuy.

Amiko's heart skipped a beat. "It's-" she muttered as he voice shook.

"Now this is screwed up," was all SSJ could say.

Amiko pointed and yelled, "IT'S HEE-CHAN!"

TM grabbed his head in confusion. "WHAT THE HELL?! WE'RE IN AN ANIME?!" he screamed. His
screams echoed through the city. As if their day couldn't get any stranger, here they were,
facing an anime character. What the Hell was this place they were in?!

--- To Be Continued ---

---- Recap ----

SSJ: What the Hell? We're in a whole new world with anime characters?! What's happening?
What's going on? It makes no sense! It-

(SSJ passes out due to logic.)

Amiko: ...Okay, now this is weird.

TM: SSJ acting like that, or us being sucked into a whole new world?

Amiko: Both.

TM: But you're not complaining.

Amiko: Heero's in it. What's there to complain about?!

TM: Relena.

Amiko: ... (flames light up near Amiko) That damn psycho-

TM: (yelling over Amiko's curses) Next time on GGG! "Pocket Bishounen!" Good night!

(TM sniffs some chloroform and passes out. Amiko calms down upon hearing TM drop. Amiko
sighs and does the same, hitting the floor with a loud thud.)