Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ Surveys ❯ Piccolo and Krillin's Surveys ( Chapter 3 )

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DBZ Surveys-chapter 3

Written by: Jesscheaux

Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT of any of the characters. Also, I did not make up
the survey questions.

Author's notes: So, Goku enjoyed his survey! Now let's see who's going to fill it out next:
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It was another beautiful day on Dende's lookout and Dende, cane in hand, walked outside to attend to
his job as Earth's watchman. Of course, being so young, he got bored easily and snuck inside to check
his e-mail. Dende logged on to DBZmail.com and looked up his address (Young_Kami@dbzmail.com) but he had
no messages. He pouted and then got the fiendish idea to check Piccolo's mail!

Dende giggled with glee as he typed in Piccolo's password which he knew because he read Piccolo's thoughts
last time he had checked his mail. *snicker snicker* As soon as he logged in an annoying computer voice
chanted over and over: You've got mail, You've got mail, You've got mail, You've got mail.

"ALLRIGHT ALREADY!" Dende shrieked and clicked into the message titled Fwd Fd. Fwd. Survey.

In the meantime, Piccolo had heard the computer chanting and Dende's yell and went to see what the brat was
up to. He gasped as he saw him in HIS Inbox.

"DENDE!!!!!!! Why in your name are you checking MY e-mail?" the elder namek yelled.

Dende pouted, "Because I was bored! Look you have a new message!"

"Get lost, kid, it's MY message and I'M going to read it." he said and sent a death glare at Dende who
quickly left.

"*grumble* Baka, he should leave my stuff alone." Piccolo muttered and opened his new e-mail that was from
Goku. "Feh, what is this? A Survey? A survey for what?"

He kept reading and found Son's answers quite amusing. "What the hfil, I guess I'll do it:



1. What time is it: How would I know? do you actually think I have a watch or something?

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Feh, this must be a human question. Nameks don't have
birth certificates but if you must know my name is Piccolo Daimaou, Jr. (I used to be called Ma Junior)

3. Favorite Nickname: *growls* I abhore nicknames especially.....*looks around and then whispers* Piccy-chan.

4. Parents names: Parents? As in more than one? You must be joking... I have a father and that's all and it's
not like it matters anyway because I never really knew him, only from his memories. His name was Piccolo Daimaou.

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: Nameks don't eat anything and that includes cake.

6. Date that you regularly blow them out: I'll blow you out if you don't get off my case about my age!

7. Pets: Yeah right

8. Height: Why does this information matter? Whatever, I'm 6 and 1/2 feet tall according to human standards.

9. Eye color: Black

10. Hair color: No hair, just antennas. Hair is useless, it gets in the way during fights and is just a foolish
object that needs alot of attention and makes people vain.

11. Piercing: I'm about to go and pierce Son for sending this survey to me

12. Tattoos: Hmmph, humans and their weird customs

13. How much do you love your job: I don't need a job, I live off of the earth itself and I have no desire to
enter human society and 'work'

14. Birthplace: Planet Chikyuu (Earth for the japanese challenged)

16. Current residence: The world is my home, and I don't stay in the same place all the time but I do have
this one cave with a waterfall in the back that I like. Oh yeah, and I stay on the lookout with Baka Dende often.

17. Best vacation spot: *rolls eyes*

18. Wanna go to: *rolls eyes again and sighs*

19. Been toilet-papering: whatever

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Heck no

21. Been in a car crash: Unfortunately, yes. Goku's demon wife Chi-chi made us take driving classes and Goku
insisited on racing me so we ended up crashing.......baka

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Haven't we been through the food issue already?

23. 2-door or 4-door: I don't have a car because I don't need one

24. Coffee or ice cream: I DON'T EAT

25. Blanket or stuffed animal: *ignores this question* *mutters* foolish humans....

26. Dumper or Dumpee: What is THAT supposed to mean?

27. Salad Dressing: How many food questions is this now? I TOLD YOU NAMEKS DON'T EAT THEY ONLY DRINK WATER!

28. Color of socks: I don't wear socks

29. Favorite number: Do you really care? I didn't think so

30. Favorite movie: I don't watch movies, they're for ignorant beings with nothing better to do with their time.

31. Favorite holiday: Yes of course, humans would just have to put something about their stupid traditions in
this survey. Holidays have no meaning to me and I never have and never will celebrate them.

32. Favorite food: Another food question?! Geez, I'll bet Goku loved this stupid survey. HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO TELL YOU......oh forget it

33. CD at the moment: A WHAT?

34. Favorite TV show: I don't watch the 'picture-box' It fills your mind with useless junk....like movies

35. Toothpaste: Nameks don't need to brush their teeth........Don't look at me like that!

36. Most recently read book: Gohan reads books, I don't. Got it?

38. Least favorite things: Humans, human customs, Chi-chi, Vegeta, being interrupted from my meditation, foolish
villains like Babadi, evil so-called Demon-kings that spit on you, people who feel the need to be loud and mock
others, whistling, loud noises, KAMI, and Nail. (yes that's right! I hate the guys I fused with. It's my problem
so forget about it.)

39. Favorite interests: Meditating, training, fighting, training Gohan, being mean to Dende, did I say meditating already?

40. Favorite fast Food: One more food question and this computer will be in the next dimension...

41. When was your last hospital visit? I don't need stupid human Drs to cure me. I am a Namek and we heal ourselves!
Besides, there's always senzu beans.

42. What color is your bedroom: What bedroom?

43. Favorite color: Green (of course) Purple, and White

44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: Every time I took it

45. Best accomplishments: *snarls* I guess you could say when I crossed over to the 'good side' and helped defeat
Radditz, training Gohan, the Garlic Junior episode (enough said) and helping to defeat the other villains

46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I don't want to think about it

47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: Goku

48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: I don't have a credit card and even if I did, I
wouldn't feel the need to 'max it out' at a foolish human store when I already have everything I need

49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Meditate (and check my stupid e-mail!)

50. What words or phrases do you overuse: Feh, and whatever

52. Bedtime: I sleep when I want and that's not very often

53. Who will respond to this fastest: Hn, I'm only sending it to Goku and Gohan...so Gohan

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Goku, he already filled this thing out.

Piccolo typed in Goku and Gohan's addresses (I_love_food@Imamoron.com and Cell_destroyer@toomuchstudying.com)
"There." he said and clicked the send button. Piccolo then cracked his knuckles and walked back outside.

(I'm going to teach Dende a thing or two about messing with my e-mail.)




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In the meantime, Krillin was surfing the net over at the Kame house when a *ding* sounded and a little box appeared
in the corner of his screen telling him he had a new message.

"COOL!" Krillin exclaimed, "It's from Goku!" he logged in (Bald_warrior@shortys.com) and opened up the new message.
"A survey? ALLRIGHT! I LOVE those things!" he exclaimed and began filling it out right away:




1. What time is it: 11:15am

2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Krillin Kuri (A/N well, that's what his last name SHOULD BE!)

3. Favorite Nickname: I don't really have a nickname but some people call me Krilly

4. Parents names: *sniffles* I wish I knew....

5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 31

6. Date that you regularly blow them out: October 22 (A/N: hey! I'm just taking poetic license here since Krillin
is one of the foolish humans that Veggie and Piccy are talking about, his should be normal!)

7. Pets: Do Turtle and Oolong count?

8. Height: Oh man, I should've known this would come up! No short jokes please! I'm 4'8"

9. Eye color: Black

10. Hair color: Well, my eyebrows are black and that's what color my hair would be too. I don't grow it out though
so you can see my six scars from being a monk and of course, it's better for fighting so your opponent won't have
any hair to grab onto. (hehehe, Yamcha slipped on my head one time and it was SO funny!)

11. Piercing: No way man! Do you think I'm some kind of punk?

12. Tattoos: allright, allright, you got me, I tried to get Goku to come and get a 'Master Roshi symbol' tattoo, but
he chickened out when he saw the needles and I sure as heck wasn't getting one alone!

13. How much do you love your job: Um... I don't have a job *cringes hoping Juuhachi won't whack him*

14. Birthplace: Planet Earth

16. Current residence: Kame House, in the middle of the ocean with my sensei, Master Roshi, Turtle, Oolong, and
my lovely wife, #18

17. Best vacation spot: Planet Namek was nice although I wouldn't call it a vacation

18. Wanna go to: Awwww, I just want to stay here on Kame house, it's like an everyday vacation

19. Been toilet-papering: *smacks forehead* Goku! You let our secret get out about rolling Capsule Corp?
Oh God, I hope you didn't send this to Vegeta.....

20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Yes, I cried alot when Goku died.... *brightens up* but he's back now!

21. Been in a car crash: Um no, but I have been in a sort of plane crash, Cell shoved my head through the side of
the plane and it was pretty painful, I guess that could be considered a crash.

22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Oh man, don't say Bacon too loud, Oolong will go ballistic! It's considered a sin
over here to have Bacon bits so I gotta choose Croutons

23. 2-door or 4-door: I don't have a car, and I probably never will.

24. Coffee or ice cream: Coffee! I can't really function in the morning till I've had my first cup. And #18
makes a great cup of coffee.

25. Blanket or stuffed animal: AHH! No way, what would my wife think of me?

26. Dumper or Dumpee: I don't like either one of those choices. Either way, someone gets hurt. And it does hurt....

27. Salad Dressing: Thousand Island (A/N get it? get it? he lives on an ISLAND)

28. Color of socks: I prefer to go barefoot

29. Favorite number: 18 of course, my beautiful wife's name

30. Favorite movie: Singing in the Rain

31. Favorite holiday: Christmas! It's the only real time every year that everyone gets together (excluding
when we all fight villains)

32. Favorite food: Senzu beans; contrary to popular belief they taste GOOD!

33. CD at the moment: Weird Al Yankovic "Running with Scissors"

34. Favorite TV show: Whose line is it anyway?

35. Toothpaste: Aquafresh whitening

36. Most recently read book: Urgh, afraid there aren't any books on this island, just Master Roshi's stupid
magazines.

38. Least favorite things: Master Roshi's magazines, Vegeta, short jokes, being picked on because of
my size, being called a weak foolish human, cueballs.

39. Favorite interests: Karate, my friends, Rolling Capsule Corp (oops), annoying Bulma, drinking grape soda
(hehehe, like when Trunks came), swimming, sunbathing, destroying Master Roshi's magazines, spending
time with my wife, and I love it when the whole gang gets together and doesn't have to fight somebody.

40. Favorite fast Food: Yo Quiero Taco Bell!

41. When was your last hospital visit? That one time when Goku and Gohan and I got all beat up and were in
body casts. I was the only one not in traction.

42. What color is your bedroom: Pink, just like every other wall in this house

43. Favorite color: Sky Blue

44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: I'm too short to drive *sniffle*

45. Best accomplishments: DESTROYING CELL, BWA HAHAHA! (um, I hope Gohan doesn't see this, j/k little bro)

46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Right where I am now, with #18 and our huge future family *grins*

47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: My best friend Goku!

48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: Oh man, I wouldn't be the one maxing it out,
#18 takes care of that for me. Let's say all the clothing stories in Satan City?

49. What do you do most often when you are bored: I like being bored, boredom is what I do

50. What words or phrases do you overuse: Man, Bro, Cool

52. Bedtime: At night

53. Who will respond to this fastest: Yamcha

54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: That would be Goku because he doesn't
need to fill it out again.

Krillin finished his survey and then sent it to Yamcha and to Goku (Scarface@IhateVegeta.com and we all
know Goku's by now) Just as he finished Master Roshi came up behind him: "My turn, Krillin! You've had enough
net time for today."

"Ok...." said Krillin and went of to find #18.
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Hehehe, the secret is out! Vegeta is going to flip when he finds out that they rolled capsule corp....and Dende
might not live to see another day! Will Yamcha receive the survey? Find out next time on DBZ Surveys!