Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ Surveys ❯ Cell and Tien's Surveys ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Jesscheaux 
The Survey passes onto to Cell and Tien. How will they respond? And who will be the next Z characters to fill it out? FIND OUT NOW!
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The Survey passes onto to Cell and Tien. How will they respond? And who will be the next Z characters to fill it out? FIND OUT NOW!
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DBZ Surveys--chapter 5
Written by: Jesscheaux
Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters. Also I did not make up any
of the survey questions.
Author's notes: YAY! More surveys! Ok guys, I've gotten some requests and I'm going to do surveys for
Chibi Trunks and Goten, Mirai Trunks, Frieza, Kaioshin, and MAYBE Master Roshi. Any more requests will be
taken into full consideration.
Special thanks to Masquerade (the ultimate Cell authoress) for helping me on some of the info for Cell's
survey. She knows like EVERYTHING about Cell and has a really awesome website that you should definetly go to!
Here's the link: http://www.geocities.com/cellgame32
___________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ _____
"Hahaha! I have you now, Frieza!" Cell yelled at his opponent as he fired up a Kamehameha.
"AARGH, NO!" Frieza screamed in his scratchy, girly voice as Cell threw the blast at him.
"KAMEHAMEHA----------!!!!!" the bright blue blast hit the former-tyrant and he fell to the ground lifeless.
Cell erupted into victorious laughter. "MUAHHAAHAHAHA! That was yet again, too easy."
Frieza didn't stay dead for long, because heck, he was already dead! "Very funny, Cell. Why can't you let me
win once?"
"Because," Cell said as he looked at his manicured nails, "I'm perfect. Well, I'm going to go check my e-mail,
loser, I'll be back later."
Cell entered one of the HFIL computer rooms and sat down at his regular desk and logged on to his e-mail.
(Perfect@HFIL.com)
He scanned the new ones and deleted all the junk until he came to the one with a subject of "Fd. Fwd. fd. fw. Survey"
His eyes went wide for a second when he saw who it was from. "Gohan.... that little punk. I'll bet I could beat
him now *snarl*"
Cell read through all of Gohan's answered and chuckled to himself. "So, the tough little guy has become a dweeb! I
think I WILL fill this out:
1. What time is it: 2:20pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Birth Certificate? HA! Perfection isn't born of mortal woman, fool.
However, my name is Cell
3. Favorite Nickname: *growls* I despise the foolish beings to dare equate my name with a cell phone and call me "Cellie"
4. Parents names: I suppose you could call Dr. Gero my father since he created me
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 28, although I don't eat cake
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: Good question
7. Pets: Well, I used to have 7 sons that could be considered pets...
8. Height: 6'10"
9. Eye color: Fuschia, and anyone who dares to laugh at perfection will feel my wrath!
10. Hair color: I don't have any hair, but I do have a Black headcrest
11. Piercing: HAHAHA! Yeah sure, I have piercings...that's a good one. You think you could actually pierce my skin?
12. Tattoos: SEE ABOVE
13. How much do you love your job: I LOVE my job! Destroying humans and Goku, what could be better?
14. Birthplace: Planet Earth, in Dr. Gero's lab
16. Current residence: In the recesses of HFIL, unfortunately
17. Best vacation spot: I'd have to say Nikki Town
18. Wanna go to: California, think of all the people...
19. Been toilet-papering: Indeed not! I don't waste my time on such things
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Insolent fools! Any future mention of human emotion will bring your death!
21. Been in a car crash: *laughs*
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Humans...oy...
23. 2-door or 4-door: the one that will hold more people *licks lips*
24. Coffee or ice cream: I'm a carnivore so neither
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: EXCUSE ME?.....Who told you about Mr. Binky! *growls*
26. Dumper or Dumpee: Pardon?
27. Salad Dressing: Hmm, I would rather barbeque sauce or catsup
28. Color of socks: I don't wear clothes and that includes socks
29. Favorite number: 21, my official android #
30. Favorite movie: The Cell (I can't get enough of that JLo!)
31. Favorite holiday: Christmas, it's a veritable smorgasboard for a guy like me >-D
32. Favorite food: Human life energy.....muahaha
33. CD at the moment: One of the Ozzy Osbourne CDs, I can't remember which one.
34. Favorite TV show: Anything on the soap net....ER! I mean, America's Most Wanted; yeah! that's it!
35. Toothpaste: Rembrant total whitening
36. Most recently read book: yeah right
38. Least favorite things: GOHAN, the rest of the Z warriors, humans (except for their delicious life energy), and HFIL
39. Favorite interests: Death and destruction of any and all life
40. Favorite fast Food: football players, but they weren't really fast enough *smirks*
41. When was your last hospital visit? ........foolish human survey writers....
42. What color is your bedroom: Bedroom? It's more like a jail cell
43. Favorite color: Purple and Green
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: Driving, ha!
45. Best accomplishments: Everything I have ever done! Well, except that one last thing....
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: In a glorious revolution where all those in this wretched hell-hole
escape with me as their leader!
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: Gohan, grrrrr
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: And I need credit why?
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Destroy Frieza and his motely crew
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: I don't feel the need to 'overuse' words, I hate cliches!
52. Bedtime: I don't sleep
53. Who will respond to this fastest: Frieza, I can't wait to see what he's going to put
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: that punk Gohan who dared to destroy me!
*tap tappity tap tap* Cell finished out the last of the survey questions and then typed in Frieza's e-mail address
in the 'To' box. (Cherry_lips@HFIL.com) "What a stupid e-mail address!" Cell remarked to himself as he typed it in
and pressed the send button. "Hmm hmm hmmmm, this should be interesting." Cell sat back in his chair and sighed.
"Oh well, I guess it's time to get back to the daily toruturing of my good 'buddies'." he finished with a lick of
his lips and strutted out of the room like a proud peacock.
* * *
"4,998, 4,999, 5,000!" Tien exclaimed as he finally finished his pushups. "Whew..." he wiped his forehead, being
careful of his third eye. "I guess it's time for a break. Hey, I'll check my e-mail!" he said and jumped in
his rolling chair and slid up to the computer desk.
Tien wasn't very good at typing so he was hunting and pecking out the keys as he logged in. (TripleEye@chaoutzu.com)
and saw the survey that Yamcha sent him. "Fd. fwd fd. fwd. fw. Survey" "Hmmm, alot of people have filled this out,
well, I guess I'll give it a go:
1. What time is it: 3:33pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Tenshinhan
3. Favorite Nickname: Well, everyone calls me Tien so that would have to be it
4. Parents names: I sure wish I knew so that I could find out how I got this third eye.... Was it from my mom
or my dad? AARGH!
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 34, and you're not old Yamcha! 34 is the prime of
life. (hehe, just keep telling yourself that)
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: February 12
7. Pets: Well, there is this little freakish mime following me around..... hahaha! JUST KIDDING! Chaoutzu is cool!
8. Height: 6' 2"
9. Eye color: Black
10. Hair color: No hair, I look awful with hair. Can you just imagine 3 eyes AND hair? It was one or the other,
so I decided to keep my eye ;)
11. Piercing: Some people say I'd look good with an earring, but it's just not my thing
12. Tattoos: Nah, I'm like Yamcha, I have this one scar on my chest and that was really painful, so I don't think
I'd intentionally do that to my body by getting a tattoo.
13. How much do you love your job: Job? What job? I don't need one because I am a master of wilderness survival.
Besides, how many people do you know that would hire a three-eyed guy?
14. Birthplace: Planet Earth, not sure where
16. Current residence: I don't have a permanent residence, me and Chaoutzu travel around training in desolate areas
but sometimes we live in a village we're passing through.
17. Best vacation spot: I don't take vacations
18. Wanna go to: See above
19. Been toilet-papering: So the secret's out huh? Darn you Goku!
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: No
21. Been in a car crash: Well yes, but only when Yamcha is driving
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: I don't like either, I rather those crispy chow mein noodles
23. 2-door or 4-door: Huh? As in architecture or what?
24. Coffee or ice cream: One is too hot and the other too cold, I like green tea
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: Again, does Chaoutzu count? hehe
26. Dumper or Dumpee: Good question, I'm not sure if I broke up with Lunch or she broke up with me...
27. Salad Dressing: Honey mustard
28. Color of socks: yellow, to match with my boots
29. Favorite number: 23, don't ask it just is
30. Favorite movie: Fight Club
31. Favorite holiday: Eh....I don't really like holidays, too many people and I don't like crowds
32. Favorite food: dim sum (A/N: you may remember that Yamcha means dim sum in japanese and Tenshinhan
means fried rice in japanese so Yamcha and Tien's favorite foods are the meaning of each others names!)
33. CD at the moment: Matchbox twenty "Mad Season"
34. Favorite TV show: NYPD Blue
35. Toothpaste: Tom's all natural toothpaste (A/N: yes it does exist my mom buys it)
36. Most recently read book: Lord of the Rings-the fellowship of the ring
38. Least favorite things: 3-eyed freak jokes, any kind of evil, swords, knives, Nappa, Frieza, King Kai's lame
training, Cell, Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! Chaoutzu is driving me crazy with the movies, shows and cards!
39. Favorite interests: Chaoutzu, training, training, training! Did I say Chaoutzu? Uh, yeah! And of course
the rest of my good buddies. *blushes all of a sudden* And um... Lunch too..hehe
40. Favorite fast Food: Chinese take-out
41. When was your last hospital visit? Hmmm, I've only been once, and it was quite a long time ago so I don't
really remember!
42. What color is your bedroom: I don't have one
43. Favorite color: Green and white
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: Hmmm, I never took it, but I guess I should since I'm
sick of getting in wrecks when Yamcha drives!
45. Best accomplishments: Defeating Tao-Pai-Pai, holding Cell off long enough for the androids to escape, uh...
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I honestly don't know
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: My crazy best friend Yamcha
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: why would I want to max out a credit card? I don't
need that much stuff.
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Hmmm, I don't really get bored that often
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: probably the name of my best friend when he scares me or does something wrong
and the like. Et al: "CHAOUTZU!!!!!" "YAMCHA!!!!"
52. Bedtime: When I'm tired but I make Chaoutzu go to bed at 9:30
53. Who will respond to this fastest: I guess I'll send it to Bulma
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Yamcha, he already filled it out
"Well, that should do it!" said Tien and he dusted off his hands as he pressed the send button after filling in
Yamcha and Bulma's e-mail addresses (Scarface@IhateVegeta.com and Complete_and_UtterGenius@CapsuleCorp.com)
"Now, time for some more training." he said and was about to go back outside when Chaoutzu ran up to him with his
new batch of Pokemon cards.
"TIEN! TIEN! Look! I got a Raichu super deluxe edition! Wanna see my other ones?"
"Oy....sure Chaoutzu." he said and rolled his eyes.
(A/N: I like Tien alot also and I hope that most of his answers were correct. If there's anything that you think is
incorrect or needs to be changed...please tell me in your review or e-mail me at purpleEclipse22@yahoo.com)
____________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ __
And so, FINALLY! more surveys have been sent out! I've been meaning to work on this one! An extra special thanks to
Bucky (the great! :) for encouraging me more than once to continue! This one's for you! And also thanks to all the
readers who gave suggestions for e-mail addresses and new surveys; they will all be taken into full consideration
Be kind, review ^.^
Written by: Jesscheaux
Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters. Also I did not make up any
of the survey questions.
Author's notes: YAY! More surveys! Ok guys, I've gotten some requests and I'm going to do surveys for
Chibi Trunks and Goten, Mirai Trunks, Frieza, Kaioshin, and MAYBE Master Roshi. Any more requests will be
taken into full consideration.
Special thanks to Masquerade (the ultimate Cell authoress) for helping me on some of the info for Cell's
survey. She knows like EVERYTHING about Cell and has a really awesome website that you should definetly go to!
Here's the link: http://www.geocities.com/cellgame32
___________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ _____
"Hahaha! I have you now, Frieza!" Cell yelled at his opponent as he fired up a Kamehameha.
"AARGH, NO!" Frieza screamed in his scratchy, girly voice as Cell threw the blast at him.
"KAMEHAMEHA----------!!!!!" the bright blue blast hit the former-tyrant and he fell to the ground lifeless.
Cell erupted into victorious laughter. "MUAHHAAHAHAHA! That was yet again, too easy."
Frieza didn't stay dead for long, because heck, he was already dead! "Very funny, Cell. Why can't you let me
win once?"
"Because," Cell said as he looked at his manicured nails, "I'm perfect. Well, I'm going to go check my e-mail,
loser, I'll be back later."
Cell entered one of the HFIL computer rooms and sat down at his regular desk and logged on to his e-mail.
(Perfect@HFIL.com)
He scanned the new ones and deleted all the junk until he came to the one with a subject of "Fd. Fwd. fd. fw. Survey"
His eyes went wide for a second when he saw who it was from. "Gohan.... that little punk. I'll bet I could beat
him now *snarl*"
Cell read through all of Gohan's answered and chuckled to himself. "So, the tough little guy has become a dweeb! I
think I WILL fill this out:
1. What time is it: 2:20pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Birth Certificate? HA! Perfection isn't born of mortal woman, fool.
However, my name is Cell
3. Favorite Nickname: *growls* I despise the foolish beings to dare equate my name with a cell phone and call me "Cellie"
4. Parents names: I suppose you could call Dr. Gero my father since he created me
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 28, although I don't eat cake
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: Good question
7. Pets: Well, I used to have 7 sons that could be considered pets...
8. Height: 6'10"
9. Eye color: Fuschia, and anyone who dares to laugh at perfection will feel my wrath!
10. Hair color: I don't have any hair, but I do have a Black headcrest
11. Piercing: HAHAHA! Yeah sure, I have piercings...that's a good one. You think you could actually pierce my skin?
12. Tattoos: SEE ABOVE
13. How much do you love your job: I LOVE my job! Destroying humans and Goku, what could be better?
14. Birthplace: Planet Earth, in Dr. Gero's lab
16. Current residence: In the recesses of HFIL, unfortunately
17. Best vacation spot: I'd have to say Nikki Town
18. Wanna go to: California, think of all the people...
19. Been toilet-papering: Indeed not! I don't waste my time on such things
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Insolent fools! Any future mention of human emotion will bring your death!
21. Been in a car crash: *laughs*
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Humans...oy...
23. 2-door or 4-door: the one that will hold more people *licks lips*
24. Coffee or ice cream: I'm a carnivore so neither
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: EXCUSE ME?.....Who told you about Mr. Binky! *growls*
26. Dumper or Dumpee: Pardon?
27. Salad Dressing: Hmm, I would rather barbeque sauce or catsup
28. Color of socks: I don't wear clothes and that includes socks
29. Favorite number: 21, my official android #
30. Favorite movie: The Cell (I can't get enough of that JLo!)
31. Favorite holiday: Christmas, it's a veritable smorgasboard for a guy like me >-D
32. Favorite food: Human life energy.....muahaha
33. CD at the moment: One of the Ozzy Osbourne CDs, I can't remember which one.
34. Favorite TV show: Anything on the soap net....ER! I mean, America's Most Wanted; yeah! that's it!
35. Toothpaste: Rembrant total whitening
36. Most recently read book: yeah right
38. Least favorite things: GOHAN, the rest of the Z warriors, humans (except for their delicious life energy), and HFIL
39. Favorite interests: Death and destruction of any and all life
40. Favorite fast Food: football players, but they weren't really fast enough *smirks*
41. When was your last hospital visit? ........foolish human survey writers....
42. What color is your bedroom: Bedroom? It's more like a jail cell
43. Favorite color: Purple and Green
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: Driving, ha!
45. Best accomplishments: Everything I have ever done! Well, except that one last thing....
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: In a glorious revolution where all those in this wretched hell-hole
escape with me as their leader!
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: Gohan, grrrrr
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: And I need credit why?
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Destroy Frieza and his motely crew
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: I don't feel the need to 'overuse' words, I hate cliches!
52. Bedtime: I don't sleep
53. Who will respond to this fastest: Frieza, I can't wait to see what he's going to put
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: that punk Gohan who dared to destroy me!
*tap tappity tap tap* Cell finished out the last of the survey questions and then typed in Frieza's e-mail address
in the 'To' box. (Cherry_lips@HFIL.com) "What a stupid e-mail address!" Cell remarked to himself as he typed it in
and pressed the send button. "Hmm hmm hmmmm, this should be interesting." Cell sat back in his chair and sighed.
"Oh well, I guess it's time to get back to the daily toruturing of my good 'buddies'." he finished with a lick of
his lips and strutted out of the room like a proud peacock.
* * *
"4,998, 4,999, 5,000!" Tien exclaimed as he finally finished his pushups. "Whew..." he wiped his forehead, being
careful of his third eye. "I guess it's time for a break. Hey, I'll check my e-mail!" he said and jumped in
his rolling chair and slid up to the computer desk.
Tien wasn't very good at typing so he was hunting and pecking out the keys as he logged in. (TripleEye@chaoutzu.com)
and saw the survey that Yamcha sent him. "Fd. fwd fd. fwd. fw. Survey" "Hmmm, alot of people have filled this out,
well, I guess I'll give it a go:
1. What time is it: 3:33pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Tenshinhan
3. Favorite Nickname: Well, everyone calls me Tien so that would have to be it
4. Parents names: I sure wish I knew so that I could find out how I got this third eye.... Was it from my mom
or my dad? AARGH!
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 34, and you're not old Yamcha! 34 is the prime of
life. (hehe, just keep telling yourself that)
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: February 12
7. Pets: Well, there is this little freakish mime following me around..... hahaha! JUST KIDDING! Chaoutzu is cool!
8. Height: 6' 2"
9. Eye color: Black
10. Hair color: No hair, I look awful with hair. Can you just imagine 3 eyes AND hair? It was one or the other,
so I decided to keep my eye ;)
11. Piercing: Some people say I'd look good with an earring, but it's just not my thing
12. Tattoos: Nah, I'm like Yamcha, I have this one scar on my chest and that was really painful, so I don't think
I'd intentionally do that to my body by getting a tattoo.
13. How much do you love your job: Job? What job? I don't need one because I am a master of wilderness survival.
Besides, how many people do you know that would hire a three-eyed guy?
14. Birthplace: Planet Earth, not sure where
16. Current residence: I don't have a permanent residence, me and Chaoutzu travel around training in desolate areas
but sometimes we live in a village we're passing through.
17. Best vacation spot: I don't take vacations
18. Wanna go to: See above
19. Been toilet-papering: So the secret's out huh? Darn you Goku!
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: No
21. Been in a car crash: Well yes, but only when Yamcha is driving
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits: I don't like either, I rather those crispy chow mein noodles
23. 2-door or 4-door: Huh? As in architecture or what?
24. Coffee or ice cream: One is too hot and the other too cold, I like green tea
25. Blanket or stuffed animal: Again, does Chaoutzu count? hehe
26. Dumper or Dumpee: Good question, I'm not sure if I broke up with Lunch or she broke up with me...
27. Salad Dressing: Honey mustard
28. Color of socks: yellow, to match with my boots
29. Favorite number: 23, don't ask it just is
30. Favorite movie: Fight Club
31. Favorite holiday: Eh....I don't really like holidays, too many people and I don't like crowds
32. Favorite food: dim sum (A/N: you may remember that Yamcha means dim sum in japanese and Tenshinhan
means fried rice in japanese so Yamcha and Tien's favorite foods are the meaning of each others names!)
33. CD at the moment: Matchbox twenty "Mad Season"
34. Favorite TV show: NYPD Blue
35. Toothpaste: Tom's all natural toothpaste (A/N: yes it does exist my mom buys it)
36. Most recently read book: Lord of the Rings-the fellowship of the ring
38. Least favorite things: 3-eyed freak jokes, any kind of evil, swords, knives, Nappa, Frieza, King Kai's lame
training, Cell, Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! Chaoutzu is driving me crazy with the movies, shows and cards!
39. Favorite interests: Chaoutzu, training, training, training! Did I say Chaoutzu? Uh, yeah! And of course
the rest of my good buddies. *blushes all of a sudden* And um... Lunch too..hehe
40. Favorite fast Food: Chinese take-out
41. When was your last hospital visit? Hmmm, I've only been once, and it was quite a long time ago so I don't
really remember!
42. What color is your bedroom: I don't have one
43. Favorite color: Green and white
44. How many times did you fail your Drivers License test: Hmmm, I never took it, but I guess I should since I'm
sick of getting in wrecks when Yamcha drives!
45. Best accomplishments: Defeating Tao-Pai-Pai, holding Cell off long enough for the androids to escape, uh...
46. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I honestly don't know
47. Who is the person that you got e-mail from before this one: My crazy best friend Yamcha
48. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: why would I want to max out a credit card? I don't
need that much stuff.
49. What do you do most often when you are bored: Hmmm, I don't really get bored that often
50. What words or phrases do you overuse: probably the name of my best friend when he scares me or does something wrong
and the like. Et al: "CHAOUTZU!!!!!" "YAMCHA!!!!"
52. Bedtime: When I'm tired but I make Chaoutzu go to bed at 9:30
53. Who will respond to this fastest: I guess I'll send it to Bulma
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Yamcha, he already filled it out
"Well, that should do it!" said Tien and he dusted off his hands as he pressed the send button after filling in
Yamcha and Bulma's e-mail addresses (Scarface@IhateVegeta.com and Complete_and_UtterGenius@CapsuleCorp.com)
"Now, time for some more training." he said and was about to go back outside when Chaoutzu ran up to him with his
new batch of Pokemon cards.
"TIEN! TIEN! Look! I got a Raichu super deluxe edition! Wanna see my other ones?"
"Oy....sure Chaoutzu." he said and rolled his eyes.
(A/N: I like Tien alot also and I hope that most of his answers were correct. If there's anything that you think is
incorrect or needs to be changed...please tell me in your review or e-mail me at purpleEclipse22@yahoo.com)
____________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________ __
And so, FINALLY! more surveys have been sent out! I've been meaning to work on this one! An extra special thanks to
Bucky (the great! :) for encouraging me more than once to continue! This one's for you! And also thanks to all the
readers who gave suggestions for e-mail addresses and new surveys; they will all be taken into full consideration
Be kind, review ^.^